- Solid....solid as a rock!
- We got nothin' to hit but the heights!
- Mr. Paul Barresi from back in the day.
- Alex Wilcox
- Supreme Court Justice Branson is not pleased.
- This pic never gets old.
- Mary Tyler Moore's do from the old Dick Van Dyke show never goes out of style.
- Sun kissed.
- Got a Bob Mitchum vibe going.
- Very nice.
- He could do some damage with that..
- Hi, Sailor.
- Use your imagination!
- good one
- WHo is R13?
- another nice big one
- presenting somebody else's
- proud presentation
- presenting in tights
- Is this the right thread? I see the search function has changed. In any case, check out this sexy, hung blue-collar ginger. Works for Halliburton! :) Couple of links to follow.
- Hot ginger II... NSFW!
- Ginger III - on the job... NSFW!
- present tense
- Holy Mother of Pearl! NSFW
- Love this thread
- Great presentation:
- R7 made me giggle
- r35 would have been perfect in the ginger thread we used to have.
- R38 terrifies me
- Please don't post fantasy photoshopped guys.
- Happy presenter
- Two guys presenting
- R44, R45. Would these guys stop sliding their foreskins back. So dumb. Damn, slide that foreskin forward over the head and show off your dick in all of its uncut glory.
- This is safe for work because his dick is totally covered.
- [quote]Would these guys stop sliding their foreskins back. So dumb. Damn, slide that foreskin forward over the head and show off your dick in all of its uncut glory.
Why? That would be covering up their dick instead of showing it all. They might as well wear a cock sock if you want them to cover the head.
- More Trent - fireplug cock :)
- So is that a midget or an Oompa Loompa?
- Messy office, hard cock
- R49. I disagree with you. I love seeing a guy's foreskin. Big turn on.
- Key West
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c-nzXzFsV78/TQgJUkVU8GI/AAAAAAAAEA0/i3U1F9S1RqE/s1600/3 A TASTE OF THE SUB TROPICS.jpg
- I see that hard muscle-slut all around NYC too
- presenting two hot dicks is better than ONE!
- Triple presentation...
- CRAZY cocks
- Hot and HUNG:
- Nice r62 - Thanks!
- pretty prick
- Presenting via animated GIF:
- R40. Nice. Hot intact jock.
- R66. Hot intact jock
- R66 and R69 are perfect examples of ridiculous pubic haircuts.
- R70 is the perfect example of a mincing prisspot.
- even with the ridiculous pubic haircuts those cocks are DELICIOUS
- Yeah, you know you want it:
- I need to see a man about a horse:
- cock is such a great thing to see on Sunday morning
- nice one
- hung over
- Damn, R79!!
- Would you sit on it?
- Put a ring in it!
- R82, beautiful hard taint there too!
- R82's balls look like a couple of eggs
- Army dick
- getting close
- "Whoa! I wasn't expecting all that."
- Very hot (and funny), R89.
- I've actually had my hand wrapped around the cock in R83 before. And I have a picture to prove it. And no I'm not posting it.
- shoot! I wish that you would, he's hot as hell!
- Hot hung trick:
- WOW! you were lucky! that would be SOME trick!
- Wow, I'd love sucking on the cock in R20's link. Just how I like em'.
- modest presentation
- our new talented Admin presents!
Those beautiful legs
- he's well-dressed too!
- Executive Presentation
- An animated GIF of a guy's cock getting erect...
- pool deck presentation
- literary explosion
- Can we have a few daddy presentations?
- HOT & SEXY presentation:
- Ready to post on CL.
- Just some guy, chilaxin' and presentin'
- This is how I prefer men to greet me at the door
- presentation tips
- Hot jocks with cocks hanging out!
- covered presentations
- Incredibly Impressive Presentation:
- Hanging out
- Presenting at sea
- some guys are too big to present on their own
- shaved presentation
- cock cam
- Pretty cocks
- Dripping with anticipation
- Hot cocks!
- Woah... this is hot
- Come on. See one dick, you've seen them all.
- Not at all... cocks are like snowflakes, each one unique and beautiful
- I just want to make one thing clear, presenting cock is a first rate activity
- Presenting to a crowd
- wow - how I love these threads.
- Close-up... you know you want it
- HUGE cocks
- Gym Dandy
- skinny twink
- Bulgarian Guy's Huge Cock
- Let's invade Poland and find this guy.
- Love the guy in the OP
- Me too
- Can't we all just get along. I love them both.
- R141 is so handsome and lickable from the top of his head to tip of his foreskin.
- Agreed. R141 has kissable lips and a nice suckable intact cock.
- He came good
- morning wood
- Daddy's got a BIG one
- I love that guy in R147's photo. Damn, I have to jack off now.
- R147 is the hottest guy on this whole thread. Damn.
- Ready for the unveiling
- He really is something, I wonder who he is
- R147 looks like someone else's head is photoshopped onto that amazing body.
- Yes, something about R147 definitely looks shopped. It's off, somehow. The head looks pasted on.
- it probably is, but it is a Great idea!
- Hot hunk
- Sit on it!
- R147. Damn, handsome daddy with his perfectly uncircumcised cock deserves to be posted again.
- It's a hot pic
- You want it?
- yummy blond
- R161 looks like a hotter Greg Kinnear.
- R169 Dick 10, looks 3
- Enough with the bad photoshops!
- let's have FUN!
- clearly a Hardened criminal!
- Did R169 put a jacket on?
- He did! He's just that way
- R169 is a horribly bad photoshop. Please don't post crappy photoshop jobs.
- R173 is a real dong
- not so elegant in presentation but definitely a big E for effort
- When did giving people the finger become a porn meme? It's such an internetty thing to do, and I hate it. I hate it so much, I adblocked the pic. No, not fuck me, asshole, FUCK YOU.
- that wasn't the finger, that is just pointing, at least in the US
- This is nuts!
- Oops. Right you are, R180, on that one. I guess I've just seen so many with the middle finger extended, it didn't occur to me it was anything but.
What *is* with giving the finger in porn pics?
- It's rough and dominant in tone, something some guys might get turned on by.
- Australian model Ivan Scannell
- More of Ivan Scannell and his cock
- those photos are very small.
- R184 and R185 are two more really horrible bad photoshop jobs. Please, stop posting that crap.
- they are small enough to to be viewable.
- Mark Dylan seems to also show up at the right moments
- Please take over R187. Provide the exact rules for posting in this thread and then upload 25 examples so everyone can study all those that meet with your approval. TIA Snookums!
- I am SOOO jealous/envious of that guy in R189!
And R189, I've posted more than 25 pics in this thread already. And it shouldn't take a brain surgeon to recognize really bad/awful photoshops. Don't be a jackass.
- out in FRONT
- Thanks for posting Ivan Scannell R184 - R185. He's a nice looking guy so a bit of photoshopping is not a serious matter to normal people. It's not as if this is a matter of life or death.
- If you want to start a "laughably bad and therefore totally-not hot photoshopped famous guys fake-naked" thread, be my guest. Just don't post that childish, ugly shit here.
- Are you the same Hall Monitor who got the Ass thread shut down last week? I thought you had been locked out for awhile.
- I wasn't the one that got it shut down. The asshat that responded to me pointing out the obvious by going off the rails and becoming a trolldar stalker got it shut down.
Was that you? Are you going to try and get THIS thread shut down by being a dick?
Seriously, why is it wrong to want people to post on topic? Why are you being such a dick about it? Stupid, BADLY DONE photoshops aren't appropriate for this thread.
- I figured that you were the Jackass that started that, R196. You obviously are hoping some other cray-cray who matches your mentality will start posting all kinds of crazy photos to get this thread shut down, too. There's no doubt of your aim. How many more threads are on your list to destroy?
- Presenting to a friend
- [quote]You obviously are hoping some other cray-cray who matches your mentality will start posting all kinds of crazy photos to get this thread shut down, too. There's no doubt of your aim.
How could you [italic]possibly[/italic] more wrong? That's the last thing I want. Just like the last thing I want is stupid-ass photoshops posted by clueless morons.
But hey, go ahead and blame me instead of the idiot who started posting that crap.
- Presenting in B&W:
- Preppy Presentation:
- Slightly vintage presentation:
- Farmer's Son presentation (care for a roll in the hay?)
- Phoning it in... (one of my favorite vintage pics of one of my favorite vintage guys)
- He's so proud!
- R198, those dumb lunks are HOT and fuck!
- shy stud
- Tropical hottie:
- Blond presentation:
- nice nipples, R208
- Muscle Presentation
- Damn, that R212 sure has a lot of air brushing. Any pics of that guy where he's not all retouched? That's pathetic.
- R213 Google Trevor Adams.
R210 When I googleimaged him, it told me he was an NPH fake.
- Young, Dumb and you know he's full of cum
- Room Service!
- R215 Neil Patrick Harris
- Presenting to a friend:
- Presenting in a crowd
- R220 How do you fuck someone when you have a dick like that, stand on your head?
- How you greet a guest at a door... and how a guest greets you:
- Sorry, copy/paste error... THIS was supposed to be "Presenting for a friend"
- One is a photo, one is a drawing
That's what Adam Levine's dick looks like!
Skinny and hooks downward to the left when standing up.
- Presenting at sea
- R225 Thank you for the answer to one of the great questions of the ages.
- black magic
- Have any of the guys that appear on Lurid Diggs ever been identified?
- Presenting for the camera:
- Diego from Buenos Aires
- He's cute
- R231 doesn't understand how to post pictures...
Nobody has any clue which photo you're talking about, dear, because you just linked to the entire site's home page, which changes constantly.
You get an "F" in link-posting for today. Try do better next time. Follow the examples.
- I think he was posting Diego, since he posted it again at R232.
- Actually, R234, he may not have posted his link to your elevated technical standard, but R231's post brought us So Many Penises. When's the last time you contributed So Many Penises to a thread?
- R236? I've contributed the majority of penises to this thread (and all the presenting dicks threads that came before).
- Dicks are fine by me
- Well, he presented many more, and all at once. I was able to save his link and use it anytime I want.
Not to cast aspersion on your contributions at all, which I did not realize were so many or so worthy. You are probably who helped me learn to present my own presentables, to boot, for which I thank you very much.
You are each in his own way a precious gift.
- He looks like a dik-dik!
- What a Dick!
- Presenting in the library:
- [quote]You get an "F" in link-posting for today. Try do better next time. Follow the examples.
The Bitch Queen is at it again. Maybe it's time for the webmaster to delete all these photo threads. Let 237 start her own forum.
- R242, nice! hard in the library is one of my favorite activities.
- And the Oscar goes to..
- What, the chesthair oscar, R245?
- Kilts make for great presenting
- Morning Presentation
- Goodmorning Sunshine!
- Love this angle...
- Anyone know what film or blog R5's pic comes from?
- I'm guessing a 70s Al Parker movie, but have no idea really. Just looks similar to those kinds of movies.
- It does, R254. I wish I knew for sure. That big, hairy, bloated, uncut monster makes my guts ache.
- Serious hotness
- Presenting in the hospital room
- Presenting for the photographer:
- R257, that is weird, and hot
- R251 should have slid his foreskin over his dick head and shown us all of his uncut glory.
- solid cock
- Faux James
- Aaron is unreal!
- Nice hardbody
- R226 Does Jake have tattoos IRL?
- He does, really hot
- Please tell me Jake G's Steelers tattoo isn't permanent.
- more cocks
- Stop spamming with links to pay-sites, R271. Either learn to post a picture or don't bother.
- Thank you R272. This whole place is running better since the webmaster put you in charge. Your doing a good job.
- Some Daddy Zak for friday
- Paul has a hot one
- Heath has a hard one
- Doc, you need to see this?
- cocky cock, sexy smile
- R277, I'd like to introduce to you R257 :-)
- He came back for a check up
- R282 Butt ugly. Put it back in your pants. No one wants you.
- He's posting on DL.
- ready to shoot
- do me daddy
- H'es mean looking, like he might spank me before fucking.
- R289 Another Adblock Plus guy.
- Oh the humanity...
- clearly a DL'er reading the theater gossip thread!
- Thanks R292 and R293. We were drowning in ugliness before you showed up.
- R293 has been my favorite photograph on the Internet for several years now.
- Cock out!
- R288: Dick of the Century.
- R298 He may have the Dick of the Century, but his face is Adblock of the Day.
- That may be, R299, but this isn't about guys presenting their faces, is it?
R298, prefering dicks to faces.
- Brad Hunt
- R300 Without a great face to go with it, a dick is just a dick.
I like R301. Great face. Great dick. The faces attached to some of the dicks on page 12 were fierce, and I don't mean "good" fierce.
- this guy loves his own cock - a lot!
- He's ready for his close-up...
- He seems so sweet!
- R306. Damn. That's a fiveskin.
- R306. Nice big suckable intact cock. Thanks for posting.
- brazilian version
- He's ready!
- Presenting it
- Massive schlong
- Massive twink Schlong
- My favorite view
- one presentation is amazing, the other, not so much
- I SWEAR I know that twink, R315
- Dual presentation
- Holy crap!
- Bad photoshop at 320
- looks good!
- Jack, be nimble...
- shaved for closer inspection
- Campfire presentation
- Huge flaccid presentation
- Bicycle Presentation
- R329. Intact cock perfection. A beauty.
- Another foreskin beauty
- handsome, smooth man
- close enough to suck
- big and long
- Another foreskin beauty
- handsome, smooth man
- close enough to suck
It's so easy to post a link that places the picture inline instead of going off to an outside link.
- R336 "Foreskin beauty": obvious oxymoron.
And the guy is nearly as fug as that deformed thing between his legs he seems so proud og.
- [quote]seems so proud og.
Show us your og, r339.
- Now he's beautiful, R327. Same with R329.
Fortunately, Adblock Plus disappears the uncut ones.
- Og is what I say when I'm choking on one of those beauties
- Lots of muscle
- I'd like two of these.
- R343 looks russian
- R339 is a stupid idiot.
- Nude Stripper Derek Tyson
Gotta love them sweet and creamy!
- Nude Stripper Derek Tyson
Gotta love it sweet and creamy
- Let's ban the moron at R347 along with any photos of Derek Tyson.
- MMMMM I love 343
- Is R347/R348 really THAT stupid? Jesus. Talk about link-posting [italic]FAILS[/italic] ...
YOU CAN'T LINK TO SHIT IN YOUR PERSONAL GOOGLE EMAIL BOX, MORON.
- big boner
- presentation coming out of his pants
- hairy, hard, foreskin presentation
- Re-posting R353 inline... please learn how to post pics guys! Thanks!
- Reposting R354 inline:
- R357. How do you post pics 'inline'?
- click on the photo to show it in a screen by itself, then post the link in the Url bar below
- R359. Huh?
- All this foreskin is making me want to throw up.
- Sorry R361, but get over yourself. Everyone is born with a foreskin. Just grow up.
- All-natural, intact and unmutilated cocks are the best...and the way a dick should be.
- Except that they are so fucking ugly, r363.
- hot and hairy
- R364. No, you're wrong; circumcision scars are ugly. The uncircumcised cocks posted on pages 17 and 18 of this thread are hot, suckable beauties.
- Surely you don't think I would go to page anything to look at some guy's head hider, R366.
You people look like monsters. The first time I saw an uncircumcised cock, I felt so sorry for the kid because his dick looked like a cigar. I thought he was deformed, and I didn't see another cock like that for, like ten years.
Nothing can mind-erase that memory, and I'm not going to look at any more smegma mops than I have to.
- R358, you post a direct link to the pic, instead of a link to the page the picture is on.
If the link doesn't end in .jpg or .gif, then it's not going to be inline.
Paste it into a new tab's address bar and see if you get just the picture to verify the link is correct.
- R366... don't assume anyone uses the same pagination that you do. I see this thread on exactly one page... the entire thing. Other people choose other page sizes... 20, 30, 50, whatever (mine is 999).
Apparently you've never clicked the "settings" link in the left sidebar of every page...
- [quote]The first time I saw an uncircumcised cock, I felt so sorry for the kid because his dick looked like a cigar. I thought he was deformed, and I didn't see another cock like that for, like ten years.
Your ignorance is what you're describing. Your pity was misplaced. Most intact guys pity cut guys, because you've lost thousands of nerve endings, lots of sensitivity, and you need lube a whole lot more than intact guys do.
Just because it's not something you're used to, does not make it ugly.
However, some cut guys have had botched circumcisions, and have nasty ugly scars, and even malformed dicks due to less-than-perfect circumcisions.
Now, get over it. Seriously. The majority of people (even western, white people) are uncircumcised. Intact. As nature intended. And they're just as beautiful as you are. And enjoy sex just as much. And their partners enjoy oral sex just as much. Get over your ignorant bigotry (your "opinion" is due to misinformation and lack of familiarity). I used to think as you do. Then I had a relationship with a French guy. His cock was uncut. And amazing. And every time I hear someone like you bitching and whining about uncut guys being ugly or smelly or whatever, you just prove to me how ignorant and intolerant and stupid you are... and how you apparently don't mind broadcasting it to the world.
Gay men should appreciate ALL cocks... they're beautiful and hot and sexy and fun.
- F&F for R367
- subtle presentation
- That belongs more on the VPL thread.
- r372 is the eternally hot and hung Kurt Rogers.
Here he is releasing his impressive dick from those green undies.
- WOW! He's such a STUD!
- Great presentation... (almost wanted to put this in the "singlet" thread, but this is really dick presentation...)
- Still one of my favorites.... so hot:
- Luke Milan is pretty, R377. It surprises me he couldn't get legitimate acting work. He's a lot better looking than a lot of soap actors, at the very least.
- [quote]All this foreskin is making me want to throw up.
Here's more wonderful foreskin, R361, just for you. Keep on barfing!
- wonder what he was thinking of soaping up in the shower with his boxers on.
- nice presentation
- R381 How does he walk down the street without falling over? That is one of the most impressive penises I've ever seen. It's so nice to see one that big that points up, the way a penis should when it becomes a cock.
- Here is Marc Jacob's bf Harry Louis
- R361 is right. R379 would be so pretty, if only his mother had loved him enough.
- EMT guys
- I just watched that video, R385, the hot blond gets royally fucked
- curvy guy
- WOW! gorgeous
- Did he lock the door to the mens room?
- R 381 photoshopped
- Does R393 think he's too good to provide a link?
- Forcible presentation... I'd totally rent that
- It's amazing, the pics you find on Twitter...
- cocky stud
- 400! and a close up!
- FUcking HOT
- Whats going on with this bush haircut?
- nice dong, but an annoying hitler mustache there
- presenting two dicks
- Happy to present
- Kailen Makepeace
- he's cute
- Here's more, R414.
- senior presentation
- He is looking a little rough around the edges these days, but in his prime, Thomas of AD was smoking hot.
- Stop! In the name of cock...
- Why do I hear "Thus Sprach Zarathustra" in my head when looking at this presentation?
(Song from "2001: A Space Odyssey.")
- Waiting to be presented...
- The face that belongs to the guy presenting in the two previous pics.
- Dammit, r421 should be this pic..sorry
- Do GIFs work here?
About to find out...here goes.
Hot guy presents in the shower.
- Oh well...
Here is the same guy
- Might as well check out his hot ass too.
Do we know him from gay porn? Straight porn?
- Asked and answered. Here he is in action on "Tim's Tales."
- BOY! that is one hot bottom-bitch!
- Kaylan Morgan Falgoust
- Fratpad's Shay presents
- Very nice r431
- he is handsome but looks like he's on quaaludes
- multi-taksing, presenting while your work out!
- Now that's the way to go to the gym, r434.
- Great pic, R434!
- On e of the scariest images in recent films is Ving Rhames soaping himself to the tune of "I'm Every Woman" in "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry". That may be RuPaul's and Bobby Trendy's wet dream but to some of us its a prison nightmare!Of course Ving did look pretty good but...
- VIng is one HOT daddy!
- Presenting his dick
- Group presentation
- wow! a smorgasbord
- Pool-hall Presentation
- Hot guy playing with his hot cock (animated gif)
- Super-hot guy presenting a super-hot cock
- So sexy...
- All business
- Super hot
- Sexy man...
- R448. Damn, what a beautiful cock! Suckable foreskin. Perfectly intact.
- Presenting in sexy B&W:
- All man:
- Self-pic ... presenting a monster cock (Damn! Yum!)
- Delicious cocks
- Sleepy saturday morn presentation
- oiled up presentation
- enormous dork-boy presentation
- Handsome presentaiton
- r457, that is a great example of big dick face
- r458 is HOT! I would love to go down on that thick piece of meat while he's watching Star Trek.
- Check out youlovejack.com, R462. It's filled with nerdy guys with enormous cocks.
- Better link for R462 R463
- Here's R458 again. His name is Damien Day.
- In the pic at r442, the guy with the dazzling smile in the dark top goes by the name of Joe Parker in gay porn. He is worth looking up on the various vid clips sites. He has come a long way from this alleged debut vid.
- those two are sluts and hot fuckers
- Holy shit...
- thats a big ole wang
- Hot Male Dick Presentation
- He's got the whole world in his hand...
- I love that hairy frat, he's all over the net
- Uncut beauty comin' at ya.
- a monster!
- Here's a tip: Clean your room before presenting... or choose a different camera angle
- Infinitely hot
- Presenting at your request
- The pool guy presents
- Hot sexy guy presenting a hot sexy cock:
- Scruffy Presentation
- Here's a bunch more photos (dickless) of the guy in R447.
- Hey R473, I know him! We're 'friends' on facebook.
- So who is R473? What does he do? How does he feel about his pics circulating?
- Several more pics of the guy in r473. Tasty.
- So what's his story? Why does he have so many pics? Is he cut or uncut?
- r484 looks just like a young Ringo Starr. Uncanny.
- he's all over the net, clearly popular, maybe he's just some scruffy hot dude who gets stoned a lot and likes sending horny photos of himself to all of his friends, who then disseminate them everywhere else.
- He doesn't even seem to have a big dick.
- nope, but he looks tall, and he's ready to show it
- An outdoorsman presents
- Perky presentation of a prick.
- Just the tip, ok?
- More of that 'wolverine' guy:
- Boston guy
- small airport lounge
- Spring break
- lick him all over
- great thread!!!
- R503 is so miserably, buttfuckingly ugly, I don't think I can look at this thread again.
- Bye r505
How about some Beach Blanket Boners?
- Retired porn star Chad Hunt making a dollar or two in a New Orleans bar several years back.
- I love these pictures! Does anyone remember the thread title for the thread we had going last year for hung guys in their 50's and 60's? If so, please post a link for me.
Thanks in advance :)
- Balls lovers should enjoy.
- presenting x 2
- Hard and girthy..wow.
- R510 - Hmmm Jesse Ares!
- I would be smiling too.
- he's a got a great smile
- I wish the GIF was bigger, sorry. Can anyone ID this presenter?
- I can't help wondering if some of these random guys originally sent their pics to Craigslist hookups, girlfriends/boyfriend's, etc., and some of them were posted online without their knowledge or consent. That's why I'd never send a picture out to anyone. You never know where its going to show up.
- you wonder? yes, blanche, people rip photos from hookups and send them to others. yes, blanche
- In honor of R516's nonsensical nattering.
- Andrew Christian does it again
- Wet, but for a dick thread, not particularly impressive, R521.
- hard and thick
- Double feature
- Oh my.
- My oh my.
- This pic belongs in THIS thread... hubba-hubba:
- Putting this pic on the thread where it belongs:
- R527. Your guy wins. Handsome man, great body, beautiful, thick, intact cock.
- Accompanying sound effects:
Om nom nom nom. Ackkkkkk!.....GASP!
- R530 wow! What a hairy hunk with big dick.
- I love it when they go UP!
- r532 -- They all don't go up .. at least at some point in their lives?
- R527 your guy loses, ridiculous facial hair, shaved pubes.
- fat cock though, that;s what counts
- cock out!
- very smooth
- huge working class cock
- Paddy Works it
- this party is about to get started NOW!
- Boing Boing!
- R516 Snoop Dogg