Andrew Garfield Has A Tiny Cock
Why didn't they pad his bulge like Cavill? Also, again, why are they making Superman and Spider-Man's outfits look dirty?
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- Might well be a grower.
- We concluded long ago that there's no such thing as growers.
- Oh, please. That suit is so dark that you can't see a thing. I'll bet that he's perfectly average.
Jesse Eisenberg
- Saw him in undies. He's tiny.
- Is OP a woman? The suit is tight so his package will be smooshed. People measure erect penises not flaccid ones.
- r5 is definitely a woman.
- Even if he did have a small cock, who cares? He is TOTALLY fuckable.
- Yeah, forceps heads are hawt!
- A long as he has butt cleavage who cares?
However if by "tiny cock" you mean he has no balls - aka cowardly trying to convince the world he is a heterosexual...I agree this is a bad thing.
- He has a flat ass. They had to draw shadows on his costume to give the appearance of cheeks. I was crushed.
- this is not tiny
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- I bet you Justina Timberlake's cock is even smaller.
- No one has any control over the size of his cock.
Extendz don't work.
- R2 confuses the fact that men can't get an erection around her with the size of their erect penises in her absence.
- Justin is not tiny.
Lou%20Perlman
- If he had a non-grower tiny dick he would have NEVER made it past the casting couch!
- Really I wouldn't know. You'd have to ask Jesse about that.
Emma Stone
- Yes, he does.
Jessie Eisenberg
- There is nothing fuckable about this guy. He is majorly homely.
- Maybe he's a giver, not a grower r16
- I hate the spider insignia on his costume! Is it even a spider? Looks more like a Rorschach.
- Spiderman is not supposed to be HOT.
Peter Parker is supposed to be a nerd.
- "... why are they making Superman and Spider-Man's outfits look dirty?"
It's the grunge, gritty affect ... it supposedly makes them cool. Whenever one makes a comic book adaptation these days, they work against the Adam West syndrome. West's Batman was in spic-and-span Colorvision. Superheroes now must look like they're dark and edgy and they've crawled out of the darkest corners of our imagination.
- You just know that Princess Tiny Meat is a closet case.
- You all are such assholes.
- If his dick is so little and he is so ugly why do you all carry on about him? Just forget about him.
- My cock is much bigger.
Anne%20Hathaway
- Andrew is not ugly.
He is a lying closet case so some ugliness going on inside of him, but on the outside, Andrew is quite cute.
- First of all I have fucked Andrew before & belive me! It's not small!
Emma%20Stone