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- That girl is a p-i-g PIG!
Babs
- And that dress they stuffed her into at the American Music Awards didn't help.
http://img2-1.timeinc.net/ew/i/2011/11/21/AMA-highlights/kelly-clarkson_458.jpg
- Fat dyke.
- Here's her role model.
Best keep Kelly away from ham sandwiches.
http://img2-2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/100617/Mama-Cass-Elliott_400.jpg
- I think she's tremendous.
http://photos.exposay.com/Wynonna_Judd/wynonna_judd_1uiHi.jpg
Wy
- You all are nasty little fuckers.
- R4, I am sending her a Christmas Hamper filled with nothing but ham sandwiches.
Here's hoping for a Christmas Wish come true !
- Most straight men love to fuck women like that.
- She has a waist, so she's def fuckable to straight men. If she was shaped like a watermelon, not so much. As long as there's a waist there, they love it. Big boobs, big hips, round bottom. My brother digs chicks like this.
- Most straight men HAVE to fuck women like that.
Poor dears.
- R10, nah, he's rich, lives here in LA and could really have his pick. Lucky bastard got all he looks and $$ in the family. He just has a thing for big tits and asses. I guess certain people have a type.
I don't think she looks bad at all actually. She's not "fat fat".
- I thought Kelly looked awesome in that red dress!
- She has real talent and can SING!
I could care less about her shape as long as she is healthy enough to keep belting F's. Shit!
Reba
- Yes R11, i have a straight friend like that as well.
However he has an interesting theory on selecting women , he always looks at the wrists or ankles, and he can always tell which ones are going to balloon up as they age. he never seems to get it wrong either.
If a woman is that large now ( what is she mid 20's now?) she'll be enormous in another 5 to 10 years . The wrists never lie.
- She's actually a bit thinner than she was two or three years back.
I'm not a super fan by any stretch, but that bitch can sing, and has some really fun pop songs.
- She's a heifer but...I don't know, seems like a nice person. Pretty cool, pretty with it, doesn't annoy me.
- How can you tell that from her wrists?
very%20curious
- I'm going to post here that you are all misogynists so the crazy cunt who is stalking me on the threads can report that I am such a woman hater that I am accusing other people of being misogynists.
But between us, Clarkson always has seemed to have some personal control issues.
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- That wrist thing is from the movie Ray.
- [quote]Most straight men HAVE to fuck women like that.
Those straight men are far more interested in fucking someone who looks like Kelly than in utilizing your holes, r10, slender and lithe though you may be.
I know it just eats you up inside.
- LOL, r20
- She's a big girl, but I don't think she's obese. If you're obese, you don't really have a waist, you're just round.
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- Kelly Clarkson is a singer, not cheap publicity whore like Lady Gaga or Britney - her weight doesn't matter.
- As I post this, the thread above this one is "Why are female models and gymnasts so freaking skinny?"
Question asked, question answered.
- Considering Adele is making a ton of money, as well as Susan Boyle, I would suggest your opinion is that of a fashion magazine reader and nother more.
- Kelly is prob 134 llbs max.
The camera adds weight and when you stand next to 98 llb anorexic coke whores you would look fat
- Love her voice and she seems to have a nice personality. I think she would look a lot better if she dressed a little differently - a bit of a sleeve covering her upper arms and clothing that is not so tight.
- Bruce Willis's daughters are proof that thin does not equal pretty.
- How tall is Kelly? I think she is around 5'3".
If so, she's at around 160 pounds, I'd guess.
Not obese, but a good 45 pounds overweight.
- Watch your language, R18.
- OP = bland as cardboard Carrie Underwood
- "She's a heifer but...I don't know, seems like a nice person."
You say she's nice but call her a heifer anyway...what did she do to deserve that kind of treatment?
And r29, I doubt she weighs 160 at 5'3" or so. Probably more like 140. She is hardly 45 pounds overweight
You people are dumb. You say she's too fat to be a pop star but she's thinner than Adele, who has an ablum that has sold about 5 million copies in less than a year.
- R30, enough with your finger wagging. We can say cunt here as much as we'd like, you old cunt.
- I knew she was doomed the minute I met her obese mother way back on season 1 of Idol.
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- [quote]She's a heifer but...I don't know, seems like a nice person.
Reportedly, she is.
- I like her OP.
She isn't fat, she's curvy. Kelly is also short so any extra weight will show.
The one think about Kelly, which you can't say too much about other female celebrities who were famous by 20, is she didn't whore herself out to the paps. She isn't a druggie, alcoholic, who is getting in trouble with the law. She has taken her career seriously and has avoided a lot of crap that a lot of young starlets tend to gravitate towards.
Gotta respect that.
- "The camera adds weight and when you stand next to 98 llb anorexic coke whores you would look fat"
So how many cameras do they use when they film Kelly?
- Unfortunately, she has short arms and a long waist, which will always make her look chunky and disproportinate no matter what she weighs. My guess is that she's 20 pounds heavier right now than an average slim woman her height and 35 pounds heavier than the average celebrity her height. None of this would stand out so much if she hadn't suddenly gone for a glam, body conscious look that doesn't suit her.
- She's lovely. Look at how Janet Jackson, Mariah Carey and Christina Aguelera have publicly battled with their weight throughout their careers.
I remember from S1 of AI when Kelly laughed nervously and said "Kelly has a belly" to something Simon said about her dressing more sexy or something. It was baby pudge back then but clearly Kelly has had weight issues her whole life. It simply makes her more likeable to the masses IMO.
- On a talk show a while back she was bemoaning that she couldn't get a date. She's not a lesbian; she's a plain-as-dirt Texas cornpone who won a trip to Hollywood.
She's not conventionally pretty; if she wants a lasting career it would be a good idea to at least slim down.
- She looks fine in these pictures. Have you seen her without makeup? She looks like a completely different person
http://www.celebuzz.com/photos/kelly-clarkson-goes-makeup-free-in-nyc/
- Apparently she suffers from "Rumor Willis" jaw.
http://cdn03.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/12/Kelly-Clarkson-NYC-101111-2-435x580.jpg
- r20 was funny, but that it made wit & wisdom shows that the straight women are winning the numbers game at DL.
- Her weight is irrelevant. She is not a beauty contestant or a fashion model; she's a singer.
- She's a carpet munching whale.
Justin G.
- She was up for the role of Miss Piggy in the new Muppets movie but she refused to dye her hair blonde.
- Horrible eye makeup. I expect to see eyes like that in the Faces of Meth lineup.
- If Kelly is 5'3", then she is around 160. I'm that height and 140, and she's plumper than me.
- She's dropped a lot of weight, and looks fabulous.
http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DDpxhNN8f4pA
- Big Romney supporter. Notorious pussy hound.
- So she's a porker. And when a guy fucks her he porks her.
- Very pretty.
- She's always been big and people like her big.
OP and his ilk are just being incredibly bitchy because they're starving themselves. Get them some cheeseburgers, STAT!
- Is she a Romney supporter? She said a few nice words about Ron paul, but I don't think she knew about all of his record then.
There are plenty of rumors about her and her female assistant.
I think she's at a real nice weight right now. I think keeping a little meat on her bones looks good on her.
- I gained three pounds just looking at her.
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- Holy shit do threads like this one ever bring out the fat sloppy cunts? LoL!
You can just their little fat fingers typing in all of the "she's not fat...she's pretty" bullshit.
You are sooo transparent, girls.
Why are you on a gay website again? Remind me.
- No, she is not a Romney supporter.
- She's got some serious "cafeteria lady arms".
- R58 - She still has flesh on her arms, but they aren't "cafeteria lady arms", at least not now.
- She has a great voice and seems down to earth. So what, who cares?
Joy Behar
- She's better than overrated Adele.
- I thought I was the only one not impressed with Adele. Her songs are depressing.
- I'm over her ever since she declared on Twitter that she's a Republican (this was during the Ron Paul brouhaha) and that she's "for states' rights."
- Beautiful
http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dq9aaqBXf08U
- If she ever gets down to 100 pounds, you'll know she's got an eating disorder, or is on drugs.
- Well she's on drugs for sure, love potion no9
- OMG, I LOATHE her voice! I keep getting these links to her "covers" where she sings these overly emotional (but rings false) covers of songs. She kind of does that Cher thing where her voice goes down on the last note. It's insufferable.
- Her ass is fantastic actually.
- I agree R68
- From a few years ago. Kelly is again about this size. She need not get smaller.
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- She has more money than you will ever have.
When you earn as much as her, come back and comment. Till then your opinion much like your WebTV means nothing.
- [quote]She has more money than you will ever have.
When you earn as much as her, come back and comment. Till then your opinion much like your WebTV means nothing.
This argument means nothing.
- She has one of those bodies that looks amazing when she takes care of it.
- More recent pics. She looks really good!
http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2709112/kelly-clarkson-florence-and-the-machine-shake-it-out-cover-05/
- She's Hollywood-fat, and would actually look quite svelte when compared to your average flyover frau.
- Why does she insist on wearing clothes that are too tight? They make her look even fatter.
- Didn't she get the memo that you're supposed to LOSE weight after winning idol?
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- She's gained it back.
http://www.justjared.com/2012/11/20/kelly-clarkson-performs-catch-my-breath-on-ellen/%23more-795745
- She porked back out. She looks terrible on the AMAs 2 days ago.
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- I heard she ate a live cat once, in a fit of hunger pains.
Free Willy's Johnson
- Get a life, R80.
- She can look great depending upon what dress she is wearing.
She sometimes wears the wrong dress and it can be a big mistake and looks terrible.
The dress she is wearing in her duet video of recent song with Vince Gill looks greaat!
- I thought she looked really skinny here. Like, the skinniest ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DKEeeEdUc7Is
- It's time for some tasteful Mama Cass muumuus. She can have fun with prints and fabrics and such, and the rest of us can put the vomit back in our mouths.
- Fuck all of you. She's lost a lot of the weight since that picture was taken and why does it matter how much she weighs if she has the singing voice (which she does) to back up her talent?
- She's gained the weight back, but still she has so much more talent than most of the so called singers of today.
- Because that's show business: If you expect people to pay money to watch you, the least you can do is maintain a pleasing physical appearance.
If you're too lazy and gluttonous to avoid letting yourself go to all hell, it's disrespectful to yourself and your audience. You should just stay home and make YouTube videos.
- She's an unhealthy slob. I can't look at people like that. It's simply gross.
- R88 needs to eat another radish.
- I think she looks gorgeous...and no matter what she weighs, she will ALWAYS be richer and more famous than you silly stupid queens, and that just eats you up, doesn't it?
God, it's no wonder I prefer to hang out with straight guys and chicks. Other gay men are just the WORST.
- I don't care about her weight. Her voice, on the other hand, is really hard for me to listen to. An unpleasant listening experience.
- Kelly Clarkson sells our huge venues all over the world and wears jeans, a tank top, or rock t shirts when she perferms, no makeup.
She is a great singer with remarkable tone. Raw voice to shimmering soprano. If you don't like her fine, but she is a very fine singer with arguably the best vocal range and talent in popular music today.
She is also unpretentious and doesn't even like to wear shoes when she performs never mind dresses.
If you are judging her only by TV appearances or by some of the early songs she was made to record, you don't really know what Kelly Clarkson can do. She can sing anything.
Fuck off about her weight too. Misogynist gay boys. Musicians love her. I am one.
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- Not impressed. At all.
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Kelly the ways she really is, looking chill and young and singing her ass off at the Troubador in LA.
This is not my favorite song of hers but I am posting it to showcase her talent and versatility, and to illustrate that she doesn't give a fuck bout what y'all think about her weight.
Great singer, great girl. I love her.
Sober
http://youtu.be/_jNWHOf5gpA
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- Kelly wear dresses at awards shows. Many of the dresses make her look spectacular and very attractive.
Others are mistakes and do not flatter her.
And for her last appearance on Saturday Night Live, she wore two tight spandex sleeveless tube dresses which I thought looked great.
I don't like her new blonde hair though. The color of blonde is unattractive, harsh, brassy, and has no gradiation of colors of blonde and brown.
- She's positively porcine!
- She's adorable in the video R94 posted.
I totally get a Joan Jett type of vibe from her. Even though she's marrying a guy.
- Agree R91. "An unpleasant listening experience" I don't like her voice either.
- Luckily she doesn't cater to mental slobs like R87 and R88.
