I've made my decision, and my decision is FINAL! FINAL I TELL YOU! DO YOU HEAR ME?

I want a moose baby. I'm watching a documentary about mooses, and I want a moose baby. Wouldn't that be fun? I could take it to the park, dress it up like a baby and sing silly songs. I would name it Debbie. I would cuddle and caress my moose baby. I thought about a penguin baby, but I don't have a tub and my ice maker doesn't make that much ice.

My moose is named Debbie, you dumb fuck, so you're going to have to come up with another name.
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Monica? Is that open?
They're rather macabre looking, no? Would you want to wake up with that face staring at you from the foot of the bed?
http://www.komar.org/faq/travel/vacation/colorado/rocky-mountain-national-park/moose/2008_06_29_8826_baby_moose_2-crop.jpg
If you want to Debbie to wear many hats, she has to be a boy moose baby.
NO, asshole. Because your having a baby moose would involve taking it away from its mother, and making it dependent on you. And then when it got too big for you to play with anymore, you'd either release it into the wild where it wouldn't be able to fend for itself, or end up at some zoo or prison for abandoned wildlife. You selfish fuck. Go adopt a hamster if you want a cute mammal.
I think you've had enough wine OP. Drink some strong black coffee and have another slice of pie.
dis you watch the rifftrax gang's treatment of the documentary 'moose baby'? it's available in a compilation form on dvd for those seeking black friday values.
How sad it must be to be R5 who can't see a joke when it's right in front of him.
Baby firefoxes are soooooooooo much cuter!
http://www.geek.com/articles/geek-cetera/mozilla-adopts-two-real-life-baby-firefoxes-2010126/
R5 needs to stop the meth.
Here is a recipe that you guys may like. It has been in my family forever and it is always a hit and really rich and really delicious) 1/2 Stick of Butter 1/2 cup of Hersheys Cocoa 1 egg 1/2 cup of sugar 1/4 cup of peanut butter 3 lbs Moosecock Any good quality ready made crust Its called MeMa's Moosecock Pie. My gram makes it and when she comes over we all say: "Gimme the Moosecock you fucking cunt!"
R5 is an idiotic cunt. That said, an adult moose is fucking dangerous. There are still some kicking around in my dad's rural hometown. They will fuck your shit up.
I saw a moose gore some guy's eyeball out with its antler on Fatal Attractions.
The Motion Picture.
http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/tale-moose-baby
I want one of these.
http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D49LAPkV9xJg%26feature%3Drelated
Gayla%20Peevey
OP, I have a herd of these in my garden. I could mail you a baby if you like.
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A0PDoTArJ9BO5W4AMZ2JzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBlMTQ4cGxyBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1n?back=http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?_adv_prop=image&va=capybara&fr=mcsaoff&b=1&tab=organic&w=617
R16, do they frolic or tell riddles?
I luv you, R11. You made me guffaw.
R17, oddly, they're not good at guessing riddles, but oh my gawd, when they play charades! Frolic is what they do best. All my Christmas wreaths disappeared last year just so they could have hats.
R16
Personally I want a hippopatamus for chrismas!
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This thread is making me HORNY as HELL
I thought that the Capybara could frolic and play with r5, to jolly him up, but he'd most likely just bite them.
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But where were you going to store it?
Capybaras are very frightened of R5s. On their front door, plain as day, is a sign saying "R5s -- KEEP OUT!" And I believe it's worked.
There's a show on Animal Planet called Fatal Attractions. It's about people who keep exotic pets. There's a guy on tonight killed by his pet hippo.
Do NOT fuck with us!
Bullwinkle J. Moose
The moose in R3s pic has human teeth.
Mooses, meeses, I want my geese to lay Moose eggs for Easter!
Veruca%20Salt
A few years ago I went to visit a farm sanctuary and they had a pigmy goat that had been rescued from some crazy religious group that wanted to kill it as a sacrifice. Anyway, he is safe now and well-cared for But, he was in a pen-a nice open-air, grassy outside with free access to the hay inside. He shared the pen with sheep. Apparently the two species co-exist fine, but they ignored him. Some animals are like that. I really wanted to adopt him. I know it sounds crazy, but he was the size of a small dog, not going to grow any larger and I'm sure the dogs I have would have played with him, and helped him become "housebroken." I stayed in his area for a while and mock-wrestled with him. Grabbed his little horns and let him push-they like that. He loved the attention, I would have committed to taking care of him, no matter how hard it might be at acclimate him to living in a house. But, my partner was dead set against it. I still think it would have worked out.
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I want to curl up in r29's lap.
I want a giraffe.
I'm with R30. What a cute story.
R29 Beekman Boy wannabe
R29 should've taken home the pigmy goat and left their partner behind. Really
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=pigmy goat&qs=n&form=QBIR&pq=pigmy goat&sc=8-10&sp=-1&sk=#view=detail&id=25ABA2633FDC00C298413AC2182C91A238643C2E&selectedIndex=2
Goats are awesome. I want to steal that cat they call Grumpy cat. I think his owners are low-rent. They named him TARD for God's sake! I would take much better care of him.
R34 Don't think I haven't thought about it. Day after day. Year after year. For more reasons than I can count.
R29
I want a lesser panda