White Castle - small, square, and trashy. You'd eat me, but never admit it to your friends.
I used to be "Lorna Hansen Forbes" until I was called out on the origin of the name. It was like a contest had ended.
Luke Evans' Past
I'm torn between "Sausage Mahoney" and "Miss Shah Shah."
Well, I'dsh go by my realzsh name, shdarling.
Curtains du Boeuf
It's Gayle King, bitches!!
Fishnet Speedo Jr.
I can't come up with anything clever.
Courtney Love a malignant tumor in human form.
Contents Under Pressure
Sinful Cucumber or Rodiney's Bitch
Miss Diane O'Asscancer.
Sister Mary Analingus
Miss Kliticia Vadgepype
obsessedearnestness or outlier
Ronan Farrow's Lips
45 but look 28
Something cute and cosy..blankie, actually, maybe not.
I can never think of good names for myself on websites/forums, maybe I should see someone about it.
I'd snatch it before someone that really believes it had a chance.
Muffy Potter Ashen, THE African American Manhattan Socialite!
Traylor Park Dennis Sung
Dough Kieee fok me, Ar-eh-ti-argh!
a series of numbers, if enough of us did that, we'd keep a level of anonymity. Hopefully it'll never happen, though.
Lesbian Torture Clinics
Maiden of the Mist
She looks better than a ten-inch dick and you know it!
my old one, Lorna Hansen Forbes.
I never bother with it anymore, except sometimes...
"You're a cunt, Blossom"
"Stop trying to make 'climbably tall' happen; it's not even a word, Blossom"
"Blossom, you're a sociopath!"
"Stop giving bad advice, Blossom!"
"Your misangy is killing us, Blossom!"
"Tony Danza wasn't even IN 'Charles in Charge', Blossom!"
"Stop sending assassins after paunchy twits wearing cheap shoes, Blossom!"