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You get to molest one celebrity's body
Who would it be?
Please rephrase. Perhaps "ravish?"
Tim McGraw. I'd send him home a happy and fulfilled man.
http://raisingrrl.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/tim-mcgraw.jpg It depends. How "fresh" is the body?
Michael Jackson's ghost
Actually, I wouldn't mind a go at George Clooney.
Not molest, but I'd like to give Ian Somerhalder a bj just to watch him come.
All the male actors on TEEN WOLF. If I had to pick just one, it would be the actor who plays Niles. He is just so damn cute!
I guess you mean Stiles, r7. (And I agree with you.)
OK since R8 took my first choice--Hugh Jackman. Would love to explore every inch of that.
Michael Angarano or Harry Styles
NO ONE! I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND!
Joseph Gordon Levitt
Oh shut up and go jack off to Nancy Grace.
After last night, Jon Bernthal.
LL Cool J.
Dennis Quaid. Gregory Harrison.
I', old (58) :)
I have always found these two incredibly hot, and it seems they still pretty much are. At least I'm being appropriate.
His nipples would be permanantly traumatized after I'm done with him.
It would have been Thomas Jane, but I don't want to get an infection, so I'm going with Drew Brees.
Why Drew Brees, R22?
Dead or alive?
I'd kinda like to dig up Art Linkletter and skull-fuck him.
Does that make me a bad person?
R25, why not? You dork.
tahmoh penniket and jamie bamber
i would alternate between the two
Peyton @ R27, I like Drew Brees too. He's rather an acquired or unusual taste, so I was just wondering what others like about him.
I would love to get in Cherry Jones pants. Yeah. I am an elder gay in just that way or do I so reckon.
It'll never happen of course. But, she does have a quality I like in a Lesbian.
Tom Welling, of course!
R9, you are so right. Stiles.
I got Niles subconsciously from watching FRASIER reruns on Hallmark channel each evening during dinner. Just in case it needs explaining, Niles is the name of Frasier's younger brother in the show, and is played by an openly gay actor, but I am too lazy to look up his name.
I think I love Stiles so much because is so sort of the boy next door, the kind of guy you really would meet in highschool or college and would fall madly in love with almost immediately.
John Ritter in his Three's Company days (I love those slightly doughy, hairy boys).
Nick Jonas would have been great back before he ballooned out.
I'll take sloppy seconds with Brees when you are through, Peyton.
R15 & R16 are Rapey McCuntface.
MissHelenBedd. With a grease fire.
EIther Hugh Jackman or David Beckham... both have perfect male bodies
Logan Lerman....if I was gay.
Mario Lopez and I would take lots of pictures!
Three-way with Drew Brees and Henry Cavill.
Wow, so many Drew Brees fans. I'm surprised. I think he's so sexy. What do you like about him?
Adam Rodriguez. Id make sure he was gay forever by the time I finished!
Ben Feldman.. He is SOOO dreamy!
R34 = Kevin Spacey
r55, you're effeminate, aren't you?
After seeing his body on American Horror Story, I'd have to say Dylan McDermott.
Jayne Mansfield's daughter. Even with the extra weight.
30 years ago it would have been Fabian. Now, I am too old. But in a fantasy it would have to be Hugh Jackman. Just saw him on Broadway. Now the hottest ticket in town next to Mormon.
Eldergay, watching over the young'ens on this site
I don't care what anyone thinks - Tom Selleck. I still think he is one of the sexiest men around.
[quote]Just saw him on Broadway. Now the hottest ticket in town next to Mormon.
I thought Ethel Mormon was dead. I guess I got her confused with Judy Garland. All those eldergay icons sound alike.
Another would-be Mark Ruffalo molester here.
If he didn't talk (and if I could be sure I wouldn't get an STD, The Situation from Jersey Shore. I know he's a joke, but those abs ARE seriously hot.
Going with "ravish"... Matt Bomer.
Professional card player Justin Bonomo - ears to die for...
Since "molest" implies an unwilling partner, I'd say Roman Polanski. I'd like to drug him and fuck him up the ass and see how he likes it.
2011 World Series Champions -- St. Louis Cardinals. The whole team two at a time, one in each hole. God they are so hot!
Up for molestation.
Wilford Brimley. And I'd throw in a complimentary blood glucose reading.
Bengali in Platforms
I would like to bareback Keanu Reeves, Jon Hamm, Matthew Fox, James Franco, Matthew McConaughey, Eric Dane, Tom Brady or Barack Obama.
Orgy with the Ryans---Kwanten, Reynolds and Gosling. Seacrest can only watch.
And Josh Duhamel, Billy Campbell, Aaron Eckhar, Joseph Gordon Leavitt and Boris Kodjoe.
Sterling Beaumon from "Red Widow"
Jing Jong Jim Joon
I'd fuck him, I'd fuck him right in his ass
Sam Palladio, who plays Gunnar on Nashville.
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BODcwMjAxNDA3MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjc1OTYxNg@@._V1._CR0%2C0%2C2021%2C2021_SS100_.jpg Shemar Moore
David Macklovitch (Dave 1) from Chromeo
Woodrow Wilson and Chandler Massey
I like David Macklowich, R89.
The Rock a/k/a Dwayne Johnson.
http://www.vibe.com/photo-gallery/rock-solid-faster-star-dwayne-johnsons-15-coolest-photos/%3Fpage%3D11 After I molest them can I kill them? That changes my answer.
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