Caroline Manzo is delusional

They are ADULTS. She needs to shut the f up.

Plus the Manzos are all chummy with the producers and crew, I guess so they're ensured of a good edit.

She's only 1/16th Eye-talian.

Somebody in that thread claims to be a friend of Greg's ex-boyfriend and says Greg is blackmailing Caroline to ensure that he stays visible on the show.

I just can't get that picture of her spawn on Greg hiding under windows when Theresa and Joe went back to change clothes after the altercation in Punta.

Her spawn are socially retarded.

I hope Greg doesn't end up weighted down in a river then.

I'm not lookin' so bads now ams I?

Are those sons of hers queer? Never seen them with girls.

"Golden child" Albie has the personality of a block of wood, Greg thinks being friends with Joe and Melissa makes him cool, and Chris is under some sort of delusion that he is funny. The "Boys to Manzo" reality show was relegated to the Bravo website, but apparently Chris recently said in an interview that he is trying to convince the producers to make it an actual show on Bravo. But I thought Caroline said "her boys" didn't sign up "for this"?

Next?

What's the rift between Caroline and Dina? Aren't they sisters (and married to brothers?) Haven't been keeping up with this show, obviously.

What the hell went down in Punta Cana and why were we not allowed to see it?

PROSTITUTION WHORE!

Teresa started a bar fight by spraying people with champagne and getting it in a woman's eyes. The woman's son-in-law got pissed -- supposedly Teresa was taunting the woman -- and a brawl ensued between him and his cousin and Joe Giudice, Chris and Albie Manzo, and Greg Bennett (!). The son-in-law and his cousin sued everyone from the show who got involved, along with Caroline and Al and Bravo, which is why no footage was ever shown.

That little one, Gia, is a cock sucker!

Who sucks more cock, Gia or Albie?

What's up with little Melanoma?

Her 2 sons were on Millionaire Matchmaker this year.

Doesn't Albie have learning disabilities like ADD or something like that? I'm being serious. I think they talked about it on the show. That's why he couldn't do well in law school. He seems like a sweet guy.

Chris & Greg are idiots.

Teresa is a horrible human being.

Caroline is a drama queen.

She keeps trying to make her charisma-free spawn happen. Is it true her husband fools around? I've heard this from several people in the area.

[quote]Doesn't Albie have learning disabilities like ADD or something like that? I'm being serious. I think they talked about it on the show. That's why he couldn't do well in law school. He seems like a sweet guy.

Yes, learning disabilities. That's why Albie's a middle-20s loser and law school dropout.

Did you fall off the back of a turnip truck, hon?

I remember a conversation during last season when Caroline said Albie had some kind of learning disability.

R21, here you go "HON". Asshole.

Albie is dumb and Caroline is annoying. Actually, all the Manzos and Greg need to go away.

Has anyone talked about Melissa donning the ET fat suit?

Yes, r22, but I think ultimately the perks of being a "Bravo reality star" taunted Albie and he decided to not bother pursuing law school, despite his claims it was something he had been working for "all his life". He'd rather spend his days tweeting Greg, trying to make Boys to Manzo happen, and being the face of BLK water, which is supposed to have "amazing health benefits".

Among Caroline's various lies, she said Albie and Alexa Joel (Billy Joel's daughter) relate because they are "children of privilege", but then Albie said a few episodes later that he grew up poor sharing a bedroom with his two siblings until they were twelve or something.

Andy Cohen loves the Manzos, so expect to have them shoved down your throat for a while longer.

Caroline Manzo is a bush pig

"The boyz" and Jacqueline promoting BLK Water. Hilarious.

Is BLK Water a joke? I hope so.

[quote]Is it true her husband fools around? I've heard this from several people in the area.

This is a quote from a commenter in a blog post about the show from 2008, before it even aired:

[quote]I know Albert Sr. I had a three month affair with him, on business trips he would fly me there on the same flight, we would pretend we were strangers, and then he would take off my panties with his teeth...

Lots more tea in those comments. Ashley posted under her own name. A good bit of anonymous Teresa-bashing, most likely by Melissa.

I should think with all the emphasis these days on WHITE teeth, at any trouble or expense, that Black Water would be a hard sell. It just sounds stupid and like something that would turn teeth gray, even if they say it won't.

Bump.

poor stupid Albie, what is he going to down when his looks are completely gone is 4, 3, 2, 1...

The way Caroline prattles on about her spawn, you would think that they were all younger than 10. Let them go, woman. And get a life. You are beyond pathetic.

Greg's still cute!

Next?

Caroline and her family need to fade back into obscurity.

According to an anonymous source who e-mailed the blog Stoopid Housewives, all the NJ Housewives are being grilled by the IRS in connection with Teresa and Joe Giudice's bankruptcy case, which goes to court again shortly before Christmas. Bet they've all got financial skeletons just waiting to tumble out.

[bold]Canadian Firm Files Lawsuit Against Real Housewives of New Jersey Cast Members and BLK Brands for Theft of "Blackwater" Concept[/bold]

Albie, Chris, and "Greggy" are morons. It is so obvious they are fed lines during their scenes because outside of the show they have no wit, charm, or charisma.

The best news I've heard all week, r38.

Why are you people even watching this garbage?

And they have wit, charm and charisma on the show??

Caroline Manzo is an idiot and the root to all their family problems. Can't say what I really think of her.

Home sick and I just watched some reunion with Caroline, Danielle, Felon, and Jacqueline. I am astounded that these women are so foul-mouthed and violent. And all of them are financial pretenders and grifters