If so, what did you jerk off to? What time did you jerk off? Where did you jerk off? How old are you? What state/country do you live in? Cut or uncut?
I jerked off to a picture of you, Javy. Ten minutes ago. And ten minutes before that. And all day. Because I lust after you, Javy. Even your posts get me hard.
I am cut. And none of your goddam business how old I am or what state I live in.
Damn you are nosy OP
No, I didn't, but when I do, I jerk off to Shirley Bassey albums. Cut right now, but if I'm jerking off the alcohol can make inhibit maintaining a hard on.
FINALLY I get to share in a subject that interests me.
I worked until 3pm... and was headed to the gym...
instead I went home, put on some porn and jerked off..
cleaned myself with the tank top that I wanted to wear to the gym.. and then..
THEN I took the most awesome nap with my dog.
WHAT A PERFECT afternoon!!!
Im 48, cut, and live in central florida
I woke up at 5am and logged onto skype to see if my hottie cammer from Poland was awake. He was and we jacked off together while teasing our stiff nips. Sat there in front of my home computer and wiped it up with a t-shirt I'd gone running in last night.
I'm 40, live in Los Angeles, cut.
I was talking to a married friend of mine all the way home who makes me so hot it's unreal so when I got home I undressed (as usual) then laid on the bed (this was about 6:30) and imagined him sitting on my face then me nailing him and I j/o'd and shot a very big load all over my chest - cleaned it with the cum rag under the bed (which has to be changed soon - usually on Saturday when I change the bed). The hubby called in the middle of this action so I stopped to talk to him then went back to it and finished up. I am 49 and live in Massachusetts (by DL standards I should be asexual just waiting to die somewhere - but I'm alive and well and yes other men still find me (gasp) attractive and I still have sex frequently and enjoy it - and I eat my meals pretty much unassisted - oh. and I'm uncut.
Nope. Fucked some kid I picked up walking the dog in the park. Fed him breakfast afterwards. 7:30. St. Louis, Missouri. Both cut. I'm 22. He was younger.
Maggie the cat is alive!
Furiously jacking it on the verandah
i jerked off to selena gomez face 4 hours ago now masturbating to her bikini photos.
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
We are switching to the new platform for The DataLounge this weekend. All of our mobile users have been using it for over a week and all first time users have been using it for about a month - which adds up to well over one million users. So we're ready to end this phase of the testing and move everybody to the new site. (more)
And yes, we've changed the look and some of how it operates.
Yes, we know you just *hate* it in well in advance.
Yes, we know we suck.
Yes, we are the biggest suckers that ever sucked.
But it was time for a change and with the huge shift to mobile it was long overdue. We've taken this opportunity not only to update the look but also make major changes under the hood (or "bonnet" if you're either British or pretentious or both). And we have to prepare for 2016 - a presidential election year where we can normally expect to see a 60% jump in traffic (yes, we've seen 5 presidential elections so far…Christ we're old).
The site has a bunch - nay, plethora - of new features which will make the site more usable: better search, the ability to ignore posters and threads, see link previews, to pick up a thread where you left off, spam and malware filtering and more.
If you want you can go explore and see for yourself, Click here.
And while running the tests we've noticed two interesting reactions to the new system - people are spending more time on the site and more people that come stay around longer and look at more stuff. Both good things. Yay!
Possibly we've not slain all the dragons and there will be issues that come up during the switchover. There's a help button in the lower right hand corner of the page which you can use to send us bug reports.
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