R9: Pardon me, I'm going to be violently ill . . .
r10, that is the most hilarious thing I have read in a long time.
"Women love Batalli, Paltrow was way into him - quite the scandal, except her husband knew about it."
I guess some women who only know Batalli's public persona and gastro-personality might be infatuated with him (not that I'd generalize). But I doubt that many women who actually know the him are enamored.
Still, I wouldn't put it past Gwyneth.
Uh no, OP. That's entirely your responsibility.
If you're going to quote someone making such an eyebrow-raising comment, you either provide the link yourself or we assume you just pulled it completely out of your ass. That's been the generally accepted rule here for the last ten years I've been here. Since you can't provide the link yourself, we have to assume it's complete bullshit.
But thanks for trolling.
R9, after you've had Harvey Weinstein's rancid salami down your throat, ANYTHING would look appetizing in comparison.
I think he's trying to attract the gay community to purchased his new album..He and his band has been commenting on the gay stuff in the press lately ...their bassist even "forgot" his clothes when they departed from their concert..it's all PR...
[quote]" He went on to say that people like him and bandmate Jonny Buckland join bands because they were really not doing so well. Asked by Ellen if he means he was not doing so well with women, Chris, who recently revealed that Gwyneth is his first real relationship, replied, "With anybody."
Actually, he said, "With women, with meh . . with anybody."
He's got my attention.
r10 Marry Me!!! I'll be your beard. Best laugh in a while. Thanks.
I remember when NME interviewed him before he became famous and he definitely came across as a deeply repressed middle class homo.
I thought Mario was shagging Stipey? They look pretty loved up in this video -
He's pretty much trolling himself, that's the rigt phrase right? 'Trolling?' anyway it is common knowledge he has fucked and continues to fuck coutless Coldplay FEMALE groupies behind Gwyneth's back. He isn't gay.
He was totally joking in the Ellen interview. As for whether or not he's gay....haven't a clue....but he is geeky hot.
Maybe he is gay. And maybe he is one of those gay men who want to have children and extend their families. Not everyone wants to adopt.
I'm pretty sure he was just joking. In British circles there was talk going around about Chris being in a relationship with another woman. He and Gwyneth are probably just together for the kids by now. They aren't seen together much and it looks passionless. On the other hand, I think she has her own affairs with guys so it probably works out.
Gay or Not. If I ever get my claws into Chris, I'll make him into my personal submissive bitch. I'm sure it won't be that hard. I've heard he is a wuss.
Chris Martin = Richard Bucket
It's Chris' British accent. He was trying to say "Gwyneth has a gray beard"
I thought maybe he was trying to say "bird" (Brit slang for girl), but then I saw he was talking to Ellen. Then it became clear that he was trying to make a gay joke.
I thought he said Gwyneth has a great beard. Have you ever seen her when she skips electrolysis? She could give fucking Chewbacca a run for his money.
No. He really is gay. That is why they live in separate homes. He claims he wasn't sure if he was gay when he married her. According to the Hampton party set, he's gay, my friends. It's Gwyneth's big secret.
[quote]No. He really is gay. That is why they live in separate homes. He claims he wasn't sure if he was gay when he married her. According to the Hampton party set, he's gay, my friends. It's Gwyneth's big secret.
Climbing up on top of goop would make any man gay. It's her superpower, not her secret.
[quote]Climbing up on top of goop would make any man gay.
I refuse to believe Martin tops.
[quote]I refuse to believe Martin tops.
I refuse to believe he even agrees to have sex with the goop. Maybe, everytime she wants a baby, Chris lays down and lets her do all the work. He probably has his eyes shut and thinks it's someone else on top of him.
Sounds like Martin and Clooney share the same writer.
I wonder how Chris Martin gives a blowjob with that kind of teeth.
It means, he is allowed to get fucked by other men but come home to her. She already knows his hole is too worked up and someone's been banging it. Who wouldn't want a hollywood wife like that?
I'd like to fuck him.
I agree R53
There's something very appealing about him. I can't quite fathom how he ended up with such a hothouse flower.
I don't even hate Gwyneth but whatever the opposite of down-to-earth is, she's it.
I know exactly what he meant by that. He was complimenting her about her fabulous looking pussy bush in her private region, as in her vaginal area! What a fantastic compliment to his wife. And I'll just bet he got some really "great bush" from Gwennie for that comment.
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