I have to disagree about one white princess. Princess Aurora (Sleeping Beauty) was absolutely stunning. (I know "Mary!"), but she was. She might be the most beautiful by far. With Jasmine and Pocahontas a close second and third.
Oh wait. I just looked at that link. Going by that link, I agree with your original statement. I was going off of the original drawings. Sorry.
Hey gurls, what about me? I'm a Disney Princess!!!
Those are drawings.
In the movie Aurora was stunning but, yes, in the artist's rendering of a real life woman she suffers. Her face looks kind of squished? Megara is a foxy redhead. Ariel is fucking jailbait and barely has tits. Prince Eric is a perv.
Those artist renderings seem a little biased. Obviously the artist prefers ethnic women. He's made them much more beautiful then the others. Aurora looks like she has an eating disorder. Belle and Ariel look semi-retarded.
I thought the most beautiful Disney heroines were Cinderella and Princess Aurora. Snow White and Belle were cute. I never liked Ariel that much; she had a cute face but ridiculous fire-engine red hair.
I love the Evil Queen in "Snow White", she resembles Greta Garbo and is quite beautiful.
I like her way better than Snow White herself, who is an eleven-year-old ninny. And what's up with Prince Charming, running off with a girl that young at the end? Why didn't the dwarves put a stop to it?
Poor Princess Tiana...
And Aurora looks like a drag queen.
I always got perv vibes from Snow White and Ariel. I'm wondering about Mulan too. Way too sexless and young for the "princes".
The Evil Queen in Snow White was actually based on Joan Crawford.
No question he did a better job with the non-white characters. They're all stunning. He did a terrible job with Belle and Aurora. I wonder if this is the artist who also did the hunky pics of the Disney Princes? Jirka Väätäinen is his name; he's very talented.
The artist is definitely part of our family. He looks like a Disney Princess!
The artist is prettier than any of the princesses.
Cinderella's fairy godmother was based on Marcus Bachmann.
I'd fuck Jessica Rabbit if she was real.
The Belle drawing is horrible.
He's an awful graphic artist and he's a Fin. His name is Jirka Väätäinen & he obviously thinks that dark women are better looking than the white chicks inhabiting his birthplace.
Racist at R18 beauty is beauty
If the Disney princesses were real women:
Ariel would've ended up in a can of Starkist before her 10th birthday
Sleeping Beauty would make the rounds, talking about her battle with Ambien addiction
Pocohontas would suffer an excruciating death from smallpox
r19...are you really that stupid? He's saying that the artist has issues. There's no question that the artist made the women of color incredibly beautiful, while the white women all look peculiar.The artist is a bit racist perhaps. THAT was the poster's point.
Eh, wake me up when he does drawings of the princes. I want me some hot Prince Philip and Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert!
Here's the Evil Queen from "Snow White", my favorite character in a very wierd film.
The overdrawn lipstick and bitchface make her look more like Crawford than Garbo in this shot, but overall she does look more like Garbo.
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