How many songs are there about anal sex?

There's the B-52s "Dirty Back Road" but I can't think of any others. I bet Lou Reed wrote one or two.

• What? What?

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• An old blues song, "Back Door Man".

• "Tutti Frutti", in the original version

• Relax

  Frankie Goes To Hollywood

• Send In The Clowns

• "Pull Up to the Bumper"- Grace Jones

  And drive it in between

• Itsy Bitsy Spider

• "Evergreen" (love theme from "A Star is Born")

• "Take It On The Other Side," a now classic hit from The Red Hot Chilli Peppers. But how many songs are there about jellyfish?

• "Der Arschficksong" (translation: "The Assfuck Song"), by the German gangster rapper Sido. It's pretty gruesome.

• "Someone's In The Kitchen With Dinah".

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• The Rolling Stones - Cocksucker Blues Well, I'm a lonesome schoolboy and I just came into town Yeah, I'm a lonesome schoolboy and I just came into town Well, I heard so much about London I decided to check it out Well, I wait in Leicester Square with a come-hither look in my eye Yeah, I'm leaning on Nelsons Column but all I do is talk to the lime Oh where can I get my cock sucked? Where can I get my ass fucked? I may have no money, but I know where to put it every time

• B-52s DBR is NOT about sex! It is about driving fast at night on rural roads, which anyone who has lived in a small town will tell you is a common way of entertainment for teenagers. Grace Jones "Pull up to the Bumper" is.

• No, R13. It's about anal sex.

• Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts Are For Assholes." That's why I say, “I’m gonna ram it, ram it, ram it ram it up your poop chute” (Corn hole) Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute (Fist fuck) Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute (Wrist-watch; Crisco) Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute (Pud) Don't fool yourself girl, it’s goin’ right up your poop chute Don't fool yourself girl, it’s goin’ right up your poop chute Don't fool yourself girl, it’s goin’ right up your poop chute Don't pull yourself girl, it’s goin’ right up your poop chute Don't pull yourself girl, it’s goin’ right up your poop chute Don't pull yourself girl, it’s goin’ right up your poop More lyrics:

  http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/f/frank_zappa/#share

• Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood I'm Coming Up Your Ass by Whitehouse John Wayne Is Big Leggy by Haysi Fantayzee

• Something Kinda Oooh - Girls Aloud

• "Pop You in the Pooper" by Jeff Stryker

• Toni Basil was willing to take it like a man, yes?

• "I Want it That Way," by the, ahem, Backstreet Boys.

• "I Put My Hand in There" from Hello, Dolly, is clearly about fisting.

• George Benson's 70s hit "Turn Your Love Around".

• I Wear My Sunglasses At Night by Corey Hart

• R2 "Backdoor Man" as covered by The Doors is all about the anal sex. You have to hear it though and You Tube more than likely has it. All I can do is type the naughty bit out. You men eat you dinner/eat your pork and beans/ I eat more chicken than any man ever seen

• Shirley Temple's "On The Good Ship Lollipop" - originally titled On The Good Shit Lolly Pops, the 20th Century PR machine cleaned it up.

• original Tutti Fruity lyrics: “Tutti Frutti, good booty / If it don’t fit, don’t force it / You can grease it, make it easy" I can't imagine why they felt the need to change them.

• The Moments - "Love on a Two-Way Street", written by the late Sylvia Robinson.

• LedZep has a line in Whole Lotta Love "I want to be your backdoor man" that can be interpreted as anal sex or just wanting to be a secret lover of a married woman. Or both.

• "If It Don't Fit(Don't Force It)"by R&B singer Kellee Paterson- "If it don't fit, don't force it Just relax and let it go Just 'cause that's how you want it Doesn't mean it will be so"

• "I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass" - Outthere Brothers

• When did "Relax" by FGTH become about anal sex? I always thought it was about masturbation.

• " "I Put My Hand in There" from Hello, Dolly, is clearly about fisting. " And Jerry Herman didn't stop there with his fisting songs. In Mame, it was "Did He Need A Stronger Hand." In La Cage, it was "With You On My Arm."

• In The Grand Tour, "You I Like So Come and Take My Hand"

• The Difficult Brown - forthcoming, by Sinead O'Connor

• Referenced in "Reno" - Bruce Springsteen.

• "Two Fisted Love" by Phoebe Snow

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DHdwaCW1XLm0

• The Hokey Pokey.

• I believe "Back Door Man" is about anal sex. The Doors did a good version of it. Jim Morrision really was a "back door man."

• All The Lovers by Kylie

• You're not the first you're not the last / Another day another crash / Embracing my life between your thighs / We will perform in the deadly skies / Reducing my mind to endless nights / You send my dreams to their demise "The Other Newest One" by The Germs. Darby Crash was gay.

• "Why don't we do it in the road?"

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• Feist - My Moon My Man Take it slow Take it easy on me And shed some light Shed some light on me please Take it slow And shed some light Shed some light on me please My moon and me Not as good as we've been It's the dirtiest clean I know

• Do it to Me One More Time Simple Gifts

• "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison "Nothin' to Lose" by Kiss "Backdoor Love" by Graham Parker and the Rumour She give me back door love She give me back door love Back door loving let nobody shut it out I'm going to knock knock on her back door Oh and I don't even know if it's right Oh yeah But I just feel real nice when you say you'll hold me tight oh yeah La la la la la la ......Hey hey yeah

• "The Lord is Inside Me"

• Tool - 4 Degrees Take it up Take it up higher 4 degrees now 4 degrees warmer Give in now Give in now Let me...in You'll like this

• Homosapien by Pete Shelly. Homo superior in my interior

• Ween - Chocolate Town Ween - Piss Up a Rope I'll ride your ass like a horse in a saddle Now you're up shit creek with a turd for a paddle

• John Mellencamp - Hurts So Good

• 48 replies and no one mentioned "(You Can) Ring My Bell" by Anita Ward. I heard this back when the song first came out. You guys are slipping.

  Dustin

• The Yardbirds - Over, Under, Sideways, Down

• "Right" by David Bowie "Taking it all the right way/keeping it in the back...."

  http://www.littleoogie.com/david_bowie_lyrics/r/right.html

• Nick Cave "Stagger Lee" And furthermore I'll fuck Billy in his motherfucking ass Said Stagger Lee I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies to get to one fat boy's asshole

• Some easy listening. A personal favorite.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmV5Ry4LdZQ&oref=http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&biw=1366&bih=643&q=do you take it in the ass&oq=do you take it in the ass&aq=f&aqi=&aql=1&gs

• Don't cry out loud. Just keep it inside And learn how to hide Your feelings...

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• I thought of another German song - "Poesie und Posex", by the singer-songwriter Funny Van Dannen. The title roughly translates as "poetry and buttsex" - except that "Po" has a much less vulgar, sweeter tone than "butt".

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DcokKu2I0riU

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• And here's the German song I mentioned earlier - the two couldn't be more different in tone.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DUtwZweEfTr4

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• Tool have a couple more, R46: Stinkfist - Literally about fisting. Also one of the few songs they've had that went commercial too. "Finger deep inside the borderline, show me that you love me and we belong together. Relax, turn around and take my hand.." Prison Sex - Speaks for itself again "I need to feel this, I need it to make me whole, release inside of me/release in sodomy" "I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this. Shit blood and cum on my hands" And of course Necro has a few more. Notable lyrics include: "You bitches love to get fucked in the ass" (Repeated chorus) "I'll keep your dick hard Necro cause I'm a slut, a sexy piece of shit that takes it in the butt." "...Fuck you raw dog while you dangle from the ceiling then cum inside you..." "...Fuck a bitch in the ass 'til her colon falls out..."

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• "I wanna fuck you like an animal" Nine Inch Nails Of course you have to listen close, it's very subtle.

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• "Back That Azz Up"--Juvenile

• R59 is such an idiot. The NIN song is about fucking from behind, not about anal.

• And R60, you're another idiot. The Juvenile song is a guy asking a girl to dance into his dick at a club. Again, not about anal sex.

• There's a reference to anal sex in Clarence Carter's Strokin'

• Mylene Farmer's "Pourvu qu'elles soient douces".

• Da' Butt!

• "Love Pains" Yvonne Elliman. "If It Hurts Just A Little" Donna Summer.

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• I was told by an old BF that "Tell Me Something Good" by Rufus & Chaka Kahn was about anal sex.

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• Didn't Led Zeppeling do a whole album devoted to it....In Through The Out Door

• "Knockin' At Your Back Door"--Deep Purple

• "Fuk U In the Azz" -- Outhere Brothers

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DG1wI0sbkQXk%26feature%3Drelated

• "Somewhere Over the Rainbow."

• "Onward Christian Soldiers." "The Macarena." "La Isla Bonita." "Come on a my house."

• Tool probably had a shitload of them "...turn around, feel my hand..."

• It's referenced in The Future, by Leonard Cohen Give me crack and anal sex Take the only tree that's left And stuff it up the hole In your culture

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DfELrliuqZvM%26feature%3Drelated

• Isn't the Rhoda theme song about anal sex? The "la la la" is when she's getting it in the can. Also, "How Great Thou Art" is about what a great ass-fucker Jesus is. Lastly, Carly Simon's "Coming Around Again" is about getting it in the caboose from son Ben.

• The line about "hitting the Vaseline" in Kate Bush's "Wow".

• I always thought this verse in Madge's Erotica implied anal: "If I take you from behind Push myself into your mind When you least expect it Will you try and reject it"

• [quote]Isn't the Rhoda theme song about anal sex? The "la la la" is when she's getting it in the can. "Noo Yawk -- this is your last chance ... to fuck me in the ass!"

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• I remember when this song was a hit. Hated it then, hate it now. If you just listen to the lyrics, it sooo obviously about anal sex. The year it came out, I heard it at at least 4 different weddings I went to. It was really funny when it followed YMCA at one reception. I was the only one laughing. People can be so oblivious.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Duc2UEfWjvo8

• "Step to the Rear" from How Now Dow Jones.

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• Boogie In Your Butt

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D07P538K83iU

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• Devil's Doll

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dj-S29WmPeHA

• I don't see it, r79.

• OMG. Where the fuck have I been? I never realized what Grace Jones' Pull Up to The Bumper was about. Thank you, each and every one of you bitches. I'm serious. How could I have missed that?

• He may not have intended it this way but I'm sure we all thought anal when we first heard Mellencamp's "Hurt So Good."

• Blondie's 'Heart of Glass'? Once I had a love and it was a gas Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass Seemed like the real thing only to find Much of mistrust, love's gone behind

• Submerge: Til We Become the Sun - by Maxwell: "Over to under Enter your wonder, baby Submerge into me, baby And take me to higher"

• Bob Dylan - Knockin' On Heaven's Door

• Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire Clutch - Tight Like That Britney Spears- Over Yo You Now (sounds like anal to me!) I know this place It’s still a secret And I don’t think you’ve ever been It’s kinda hard To find the entrance You need some juice But you’ll love it once you get in This special place it’s in the basement You have to work your way around The place is hot and then it’s pumping So are you ready to go down?

• Chocolate Rain

• Dire Straits - Tunnel Of Love Pansy Division-He Whipped My Ass In Tennis, So I Fucked His Ass In Bed The Cocksuckers - I Love Anal Sex

• "How many songs are there about anal sex?" According to Price Waterhouse, 7 definites, 16 highly likely, and 43 arguable. In addition, 16,327, while certainly not about the subject, include isolated lyrics of evident buttfucking innuendo.

• Are you serious R92, especially with more than seven songs listed here which are definitely and clearly about anal? Fuck Price Waterhouse, in the ass!

• Anal sex is a recurring theme in the Frank Zappa oeuvre. "Keep It Greasy" is another one. It's also mentioned in "Bobby Brown" ("I can take about an hour on the Tower of Power.") The original LP album cover art for "Overnite Sensation" has a motif of literal cornholing.

• I agree with Blondie's Heart of Glass, when you really listen.

• Actually, the Captain and Tennille own this thread. You've Never Done It Like That Then follow that with.. Do That To Me One More Time.

  Dustin

• Cherry Poppin, Mitch Ryder, 1979 Actually the CD it's on, How I Spent My Vacation, is the gayest work you've never heard of.

• Hi-Ho-Hi-Ho, it's up your arse we go.

• You just had to ask, OP.

• Tadpole - Backdoor * very obvious and the band admitted it No Doubt - Hey Baby a) lyrics "all the boys get the girls in the back" (while she slaps her ass in the video) b) lyrics "can you be my one and only sunshine lady" (sun shines out of your ass) I think there's another subtle reference but i cant remember it right now.

• R53, Nick Cave didn't write Stagger Lee.

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stagger_Lee_(song)

• He's a virgin from behind He's not as curious as me He never even stuck a finger up his butt Just to see how it would feel But now he's trying To broaden his horizons Once you get to know the feeling You get so hot you could spray the ceiling He's into classical music and classical tastes He's got a classical butt and a classical waist If ancient composers get him off Then just call me Rachbottomoff Rock, rock, rock, Rachbottomoff I wanna rock, rock, rock his bottom off Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock Rachbottomoff He was having second thoughts He was scared that it would hurt So he practiced with a dildo To see how that would work At first he was unsure And then the breakthrough occurred He felt freed and empowered Now he's ready to be deflowered

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• Marvin Gaye's "Your Sure Love To Ball" First line: "ooh baby please turn yourself around, so I can love you good"

• "Abbaon Fat Tracks" by Tricky I fuck you in the ass, just for a laugh With the quick speed, I'll make your nose bleed I ride the pre-menstrual cycle Forget about Michael Now here's the big blast, I like the big catch I'll spray you straight through I spray your daydreams Enjoy myself, within myself And back again, encouraging sin, a powerful mind Devious mind for a devious kind Ugly noises and strange ways by the two praise

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiqMQaVvomk

• That's the way love goes by grandma janet

• "Ask" by The Smiths

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMY4W0l4peY

• Cole Porter-You're the Top

• I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meatloaf

• Dustin at R50 is an ass. That tone of his is like saltpeter.

• Like a virgin, she was singing about her asshole, which is slightly tighter than her snatch

• Save Room by John Legend This just might hurt a little love hurts sometimes when you do it right dont be afraid of a little bit of pain pleasure is on the other side. Let down your guard just a little i'll keep you safe in these arms of mine hold on to me pretty baby you will see I can be all you need if you stay...

• This song's about anal.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D-nSIJLx8EEY

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• "Wind Beneath My Wings", but only the LeAnn Rimes version.

• Funky Town

• "Your Car (My Garage)" by Natalie Cole

• "Fuck That Booty (Work That Muscle)" by The Plasmatics. Absolutely NO question that song is about anal sex!

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUdqGnCfEx0

• Imogen Heap wrote a song for Britney Spears called Over To You Now which heavily referenced anal sex.

• Boy is a Bottom

  https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Ds0kqobQRcUo

• "I Sit On Acid" - Lords of Acid "Knocking At Your Back Door" - Deep Purple "Prison Sex" - Tool "Stinkfist" - Tool "Otherside" - Red Hot Chili Peppers "Ring Of Fire" - Johnny Cash "What, What (In The Butt)" - Samwell "Greased Lightning" - Johnny Revolta "Pull Up To The Bumper" - Grace Jones "Boogie In Your Butt" - Eddie Murphy

• Jeff Stryker

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96NelAjjH4U

• "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza" - Elton John

• R55 Someone actually used to play that as he was, um, breaking me in.

• Genie in a bottle is code for wienie in your butthole. Murder on the dancefloor is code for murder on my asshole.

• Prince-I'll Never Be Another Fool The lyrics: Ooh, I'll never open my legs again/To a man who's insecure I'll never open my legs again/Unless I'm really sure No I'll never, never,no/Never be another fool Sad but true, I slept with you/I thought we were in love. I even got a rose tatoo/and that was not enough ( oh you blew my mind)

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• Goldfrapp's Ohh La La has a line "I'll never walk again" which could imply anal, although the song is about turning up the music.

• Digital Underground - Da Butt Juvenille - Back that thing up and of course - Anne Murray - Snowbird.

• Go Tell Aunt Rhody

• [quote] B-52s DBR is NOT about sex It's a double entendre song if I've ever heard one.

• You Light Up My Life by Debby Boone

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• Gordon Lightfoot “Sundown” “If I find you creepin’ around my backstairs/sometimes I think it’s a sin.” The Doors “Back Door Man” Sade "Sweetest Taboo" (I'm wondering on this one, what do you think?) Frankie Goes to Hollywood "Relax" Tutti Frutti by Little Richard. He admits it's about gay anal sex, see link and scroll down a bit.

  http://www.11points.com/Music/11_Songs_Forever_Ruined_By_Artists_Revealing_Their_True_Meanings

• [R13] oh yes it is...DBR Is about anal..great song too wreckless driving on dirty back roadsssss

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