Why are straight me so stupid?

Common sense.

Lol, poor david. Whatever happened to him?

because they can't typ

Ah, an old chestnut surfi

Pussy makes men stupid. It's incredible.

One of the funniest fat finger results evah!

I've seen his posts on Gawker and Queerty.

No, OP. It's "why IS straight me so stupid."

Begone w/ you, r8, as you are obviously oblivious.

You don't get it, R9. That's ok.

He also posts on a facebook page that discusses forgotten broadway musicals.

What's the page called, R11?

Cornbreadred.com

[quote]What's the page called?

Forgotten Musicals

Actually studies show that when straight men are around attractive women, their brain function is affected and they also have trouble concentrating. So women actually do make men crazy. If I recall, they didn't measure the same response in women, even when presented with an attractive man, although i'm not sure what that means.

Haha. I don't think most people will get the joke, op, because I'm guessing that 99% of posters here are newbies.

I think it was after this typo, that David Ehrenstein unauthenticated himself, and left Datalounge with his tail between his legs.

Bump by the ghost david e.

David Urinestain

That's happened to me before R15. If I interact with some beauty without a chance to mentally prep (or still my beating heart.) Handsome men are distracting.

Me ~ "Yeah I won't the reason if I can I don't but maybe if they or when I have but I don't know but yeah ya know?"

One of the funniest replies in the original thread was a succinct "The gay you is pretty retarded too."

Years later, I still laugh at that.

Doesn't anyone have that thread saved? I wish I could remember more of the posts in response.

Why has no one answered OP's question?

[quote] I think it was after this typo, that David Ehrenstein unauthenticated himself, and left Datalounge with his tail between his legs.

But not before posting as Cellar Door and another name involving "Knight." I can't remember the "Knight" one.

who stupid

Because the real you is GAY, GAY, GAY.

Sing out, Louise!

I have no idea who bumped this thread, but we mustn't forget David E.'s finest work, the one that gave freepers one of their best racist tag lines against the president.

I've seen his posts at Salon

When there's a DL reply that starts with "Meh!" it's usually Urinestain.

I don't know. Why is you?

Yes, OP. Gay me thinks straight you is stupid.

[quote]But not before posting as Cellar Door and another name involving "Knight." I can't remember the "Knight" one.

Knight of the Iguana.

Thanks R32. That brings back a few memories.

Elizabeth Edwards Tore Off Shirt, Collapsed Over Affair

You're not very bright, are you? I like that in a man.

"You think you're a writer by you're not a writer. You're a pencil!!!!!!"

Because.

I wasn't around at the time. What was the deal with Ehrenstein?

lol.

Milo the Breitbart house gay thinks that gay men excel in all fields because they are unfettered by whatever the alchemy which is within straight men which makes them stupid around women. he thinks gay men have outwitted biology in the evolutionary process. It kind of makes sense.

Me so stupid, too!

They're tribal, so they default to the group's lowest common denominator.

Is this an imitation of the original thread started by David Ehrenstein?

No Rose, it's an entirely original thought.

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Why are gay me so horny?

They don't have any challenges, no way to make themselves interesting. People baby them their whole lives, and excuse their bad behavior. Beer, sports, pussy and money... that's all you get.