Did anyone else see Suburgatory last night and Parker Young's stimulating turn as the sexy neighbor boy? I can't find a clip of this anywhere on the internet to share.
Parker plays the dumb as rocks sexy neighbor boy who is frequently shirtless. It wasn't just his body, but his hot go go boy moves complete with a sexy booty roll. I thought only gay boys could move like that.
Did anyone else see this episode?
I saw it OP and while dance boys/twinks who do that shit never turn me on, something about that kid doing it is hot to death.
My BF and I also said the same thing, "How's a straight boy know how to groove his ass like that?"
Then again, he could have been coached. It really is sexy. I had no intention of watching that dumb show but since it's sandwiched in between two shows I do like watching, I'll likely stick with it.
The girl playing the daughter is really gorgeous in the face but she's annoying. Why doesn't she just TELL the ugly popular girl that she isn't a lesbian?
Something about this show reminds me of Pushing Daisies. Almost surreal like in the characters which I suppose is the point.
Jeremy Sisto is still really sexy, even as a bearish daddy.
Have to say I hate the snarky daughter as she keeps going on and on about her life in Manhattan. I live here in Manhattan and I love it, but playing up the "New York is SO much more cool than the rest of the country" thing is tiresome. Most of us here in New York are from someplace else anyway. She'll not make any friends if she keeps that up.
he caught my eye too last week in the pilot; it's true: actors need to be at the gym more than any place else.
boy is beautiful.
I really do need to find a clip of him grinding his ass. And it wasn't necessarily when he was washing the car - although that was hot. It was the scene where he is standing at his locker demonstrating how his parents fuck. The way he rolls his ass is totally hot. Makes me want to lick his hole real bad.
He's very young for me (give me Sisto! yum!) but damn those moves and that body were hot!
Gay go-go boy is exactly what I said to my housemate, too, lol.
They have a clip of this scene on Hulu. He comes across as gay in the scene. Is the character supposed to be gay?
[quote]My BF and I also said the same thing, "How's a straight boy know how to groove his ass like that?"
You and your boyfriend should have your Gaydar checked.
When I saw the previews, I thought that girl was playing Sisto's wife.....she an awfully OLD looking sisteen.
And yes the neighbor boy was hot.
Girl: If you could have dinner with any celebrity - dead or alive - who would it be?
Boy: Scarlet Johansen.....dead.
Saw the episode. The fey "straight" guys are a hoot.
I imagine the neighbor's daughter is a Jerry Black in-the-making.
I wish that locker scene had an extra POV shot of the hot himbo in front of his locker doing his moves (to get a full view of that sexy ass moving). Would be a shame if he's not a regular.
forget legit acting on some half-assed ABC show, dude is porn-ready.
What gay bar did they discover him dancing in?
Nobody told me I should be watching this show.
Thank you R24 and R25, those are the images I have been looking for.
Yeah, when I saw him roll his ass like that at the locker, I knew instantly that the boy knows his way around a gay strip club.
He's a Decoteau dude, so his ability to work his ass that way makes sense. It's probably how he got his first job.
That explains it R32. Thee [italic]only[/italic] reason I watched that show is because I saw a preview of him doing that locker hump.
You certainly get the gist from R24 & R25 - he is certainly a beauty and my loins were also stirred by that scene.
The show was so-so. Good people in it - Sisto, Alan Tudyk and Cheryl Hines. I'm not sure why they signed on with the writing the way it is.
Either things changed or it's going to get better at some point down the line. Not sure if the hot neighbor is enough draw to stick around and find out.
Maybe if it's guaranteed he dances every episode and we can write in to suggest different outfits for him to wear.
Can someone explain the David Decoteau dude thing? Is he the poor man's Gus Van Sant?
How are male stripper at a gay club moves different from male stripper at a womens club moves?
The show will not last.
There are some good actors on it, but the lead teen girl is nothing very special, and her character is not very interesting. We've seen better versions of this story in EASY A and MEAN GIRLS.
[quote]How are male stripper at a gay club moves different from male stripper at a womens club moves?
Women's club stripping is more hip thrust centered where as Gay club male stripping is more ass bump centered.
How annoying that they don't have full episodes on-line! WTF? How am I supposed to go back and catch up?
Go to YouTube and search for Parker young and/or this is how dad does it to mom and there is a clip of the locker scene. That guy is HOT!
[quote]Can someone explain the David Decoteau dude thing? Is he the poor man's Gus Van Sant?
He's more like the gay man's Roger Corman.
See, his grinding moves are distinctly gay since he is taking on the bottoming or "female" role with his butt grinding. He is not sticking his cock into something. He is grinding his ass down on to something.
The lead girl in this is a dead ringer for Emma Stone! Sisto is good and Ana Gasteyer is hoopy as always, Cheryl Hines looks frightening but I guess that's the point. The whole thing reminds me of Amy Heckerling,
"Clueless" which Sisto was in.
bouncy beagle up all nite
I'm surprised "The Middle" has gotten away with showing the treasure trail, perky nips, hairy legs and pits of the teen boy week after week!
Well, he sure knows how to pop that thang.
[quote]See, his grinding moves are distinctly gay since he is taking on the bottoming or "female" role with his butt grinding. He is not sticking his cock into something. He is grinding his ass down on to something.
Its all in how he looks back at his ass. GAY!
Next week The Middle and Suburgatory are doing a fun crossover episode(those are always a good idea) where the lead girl scores a threesome with the Parker Young character, and the Charlie McDermott character. Great television.
is he a regular or just a guest? No Parker this week
Miss Parker on suburgatory. I wonder if he's been practicing his moves while he's been away.
Lol I know him. He's not gay.
...that you KNOW of.
Gay for pay works for me.
[quote]showing the treasure trail, perky nips, hairy legs and pits of the teen boy week after week!
You'd almost think they know who's watching.
[quote]Miss Parker on suburgatory.
I think it's derogatory to call him Miss.
[quote]I think it's derogatory to call him Miss.
It's all about the guy knowing he has a nice ass and drawing attention to it. Straight guys (especially college-age) are nowadays much more relaxed about their assets and feel perfectly comfortable acting like sex objects.
Another move that used to be strictly gay was public nipple self-touching. Now straight guys do it as well (to seduce straight women).
Nip Paul Rings
This guy was on Craig Ferguson last night. I'm not sure why he was there but they told some story about how they just met each other a month ago when they were cruising each other outside a restroom - or at least that what the story sounded like.
Anyway, I think Parker has the same ferret-face features that Tim Tebow has.
I agree about the Tebow comparison.
Is he on speed in this Ferguson appearance?
I felt bad for him in the interview, because he was clearly very nervous. He was good on the awkward pause, though and I still found him charming.
I agree that he's not perfect looking, but I still like him.
He looks like a cross between Tebow and Peter Facinelli. Not a bad combo.
It's a shame he wasn't utilized more on the show.
Dance moves or not, the guy is pretty funny.
Nude wrestling on tonight's episode.
I wish I had seen Alan Tudyk without the blurring.
Thanks for the heads-up R65. Any decent bulge shots?
(that means please note that all other comments before this one are from at least 11 months ago so don't address them like the original poster is still paying attention to the thread)
I don't watch this show regularly, but I caught the rerun of their Christmas episode yesterday.
Do they always feature Parker Young with his shirt off like that? They should.