I accidentally killed my neighbor's dog, I think, and I'm sick about it.
They've been letting her bark all night next door and she would pace outside by my bedroom window. I tried earphones and earplugs but it was a shrieking kind of sound, with howling. She was young, part retriever. I guess they were trying to get her to grow up.
They're horrible people and I couldn't talk to them. No one else would do anything. People here aren't like that. Eventually someone just would have given her antifreeze of something. So I started tossing raw meatballs over the fence with a tiny amount of my Xanax and Diazepam in them, one each night around 10. It worked fine. But I guess there was a build up of something because Tuesday morning I heard screaming and they had found the dog dead with froth all over its face.
The woman came to my door and asked if I had seen anything and then as much as asked if I did something. I said no of course not, I loved Shelly. (I would give her treats and even walked her when she was a puppy a few times before the people got weird)
Now she's going all over accusing people. She says they're getting two pit bulls and if anything happens she's going to start civil war.
Now I don't know what to do. Should I just go and tell her the truth? It was an accident. I could say I was trying to soothe the dog and it was a terrible mistake. If she gets pit bull they'll be barking all the time and I'll have to move, and I can't afford more rent. I'm afraid they'll hurt my cats, which Shelly never did. I have an understanding with my landlord and I'm worried. Can I be arrested if I confess? All I wanted was some sleep.
I know how this sounds, but any ideas will be helpful. Has this ever happened to you?
[quote]Should I just go and tell her the truth?
Keep your mouth shut.
A) You are evil
B) Don't say a word.
You are a fucking asshole.
Send away for a nice kit and learn how to braid and bead your pubic hair. You have serious mental issues if trolling like this is something that satisfies a missing part of your life.
[quote]Has this ever happened to you?
But of course. Who among us has not found herself in the ol' Dead Puppy Diazepam situation.
You're my hero, OP.
I disagree R7 this is a winner! 9/10!
More likely, another neighbor fed something bad to the dog. I doubt very much one tranquilizer a night would have killed the dog.
WTF is wrong with you?
Pit bulls? 2 of them you say . . .
I love how riled up you're going to get all the crazy animal people here.
If this is a true story, I'd say someone else killed the dog, as R11 said.
OP why didn't you call animal control and say they were not good pet owners?
OP--Have you read Murder on the Orient Express? I think that R11 and R15 are on the right track, but I suspect that the ALL OF YOUR NEIGHBORS attempted to poison Shelly so whatever you do, don't confess.
Maybe the dog took her own life. If the owners were that rotten, maybe she just couldn't deal with it anymore.
I mean, if my name was Shelly, well...
I wouldn't say anything, OP. And personally - I wouldn't poison the dog, I'd poison the owner. I hate when people think they should just let their fucking dogs whine and yelp all night.
Here's my thought, OP:
Make yourself meatballs each night with a little bit of Xanax and Diazapam in them. Then up the amounts in each meatball. Keep doing this for the next few months. If you don't die, you weren't the killer. And, if you die, well, Ding Dong the Bitch is Dead!
I can't believe anyone is taking this seriously.
Dear god, man! Never -- I repeat, NEVER -- have I heard such a blood-chilling tale of unbridled, unremorseful EVIL!
(I refer, of course, to your callous disregard for the sanctity of benzodiazepines. That you would waste top-drawer pharmaceuticals on a canine while many of your homosexual brethren are forced to go without opiates is crime of the highest order. For shame, OP! May god have mercy on your soul!)
Bengali in Platforms
We gave one dog tranquilizers very often, perhaps daily, to control his seizures. We stopped when he'd walk around pissing on the rug. He lived to a ripe old age.
We also gave another dog tranquilizers for a few days on and around the 4th of July weekend. He still stayed in the bathtub, but he was all chill about it. He lived for 15 years.
I doubt it was the xanax or valium, OP.
r20 has a really good idea. It truly is the only really way to know.
OP, perhaps you really shouldn't write about this online if you want to keep it a secret.
Just a thought.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
Doubting it was you who killed the dog. But, on the off chance you contributed to its death I sure as hell wouldn't say anything to anyone about it!!!
Did they get a necropsy done?
If they do get two pitbulls that bark as badly, call the cops about the noise and have the neighbors do so too.
11/10. Seriously, quit your job and become a writer.
How much Xanax and Diazepam were you giving it op? And how much do you think the dog weighed?
OP, animal control in my city requires you to tape the dog barking for more than 15 min.
Let's go with that option next time...
It should be easy. Just use your phone.
Please tell me you don't have children.
The dead dog is the fault of the moronic owners.
Who the hell hasn't wanted to kill an incessantly barking dog?
I'm starting to feel better, thank you. I had tried changing the doses a little between the two and having to eyeball the powder from the triscore and the other I could have gotten confused. One of my kitties got into the pile on the table, too, earlier in the week but she just seemed to get terribly hungry, which was weird. She followed me around the house scratching my legs begging for food and more food. But it all just made the dog pass out, finally. Before she'd stay awake and stumble because I could see her, which is why I upped the dosage, because I thought it looked suspicious and it would be better to have her sleeping than falling over.
But maybe someone else did do something. My neighbor said it would take a while to get the autopsy results back, so I'll be really nervous until then. Do animal autopsies show exact drugs or do they just say "drug overdose?"
You've been really helpful. It's been hard to sleep with all this. She wasn't a bad dog, really. I have to admit I'm glad she's not there because now it's quiet, but I didn't want it this way, and I don't want louder dogs in her place. I can't do anything about them without things really looking odd, and my neighbor already threatened real trouble anyway. I did send her and her boyfriend some flowers that should have arrived today, but that's what really set me off, because I thought it made me look like the number one suspect to be so nice when everyone hates them. Anyway, thanks again.
[quote]Who the hell hasn't wanted to kill an incessantly barking dog?
There are two small dogs constantly barking in the building next door. I've called 311 (NYC hotline) a few times over the past year, but they've done nothing. I have fantasies about killing the dogs, that's how much I hate them (of course, I will never act on my fantasies).
R32, do OP's meatball trick! If they die, we'll all know to NEVER, EVER give a dog xanax and valium.
Entirely Sad Tale
Eerily Silent (dog) Tail
Get someone to play the drums. It worked on Evita.
[quote]Who the hell hasn't wanted to kill an incessantly barking dog?
I never wanted to kill the incessantly barking great Dane next door, but I did want to open the gate so it could run away. Too well lit and too visible to neighbors.
This is how the "Not without my daughter" poster could have solved the problem with his daughter. Just slip a little cyanide into the can of frosting... bingo.
Good for you.
I'm sorry the dog is dead
I've had asshole neighbors
You had no choice
You did the right thing
OP, You pull a Lucrezia Borgia on my ass & then have the gall to come sniveling to Datalounge about it! Fucking queen!!!
The Ghost Of Shelly
OP, you need to be prosecuted for animal cruelty at the very least but, deserve much worse!
You probably shouldn't have done what you did, but confessing would make it So Much Worse. Keep quiet and just be glad you got away with murder. Maybe you should dial back on the pills .. just a thought.
Shelly... who was such a nice dog - until they let her bark all night.
She took the green pills.
Can you come stay with me for a while? There are 13 dogs in my 19 unit building who never stfu and I wish they would all find themselves in my slow cooker.
6/10. The tossing of drug infused raw meatballs over the fence gave me a good laugh.
Sounds like rat poison to me. The frothing mouth is a classic sign. I've tried to kill feral cats in my neighbourhood, and tried over the counter meds at first. They generally don't work on pets (except for paracetamol-based drugs on cats).
If it was antifreeze, the pooch would have had seizures, but not mouth foaming.
Sleep easy, OP
Next time, give an annoying dog some laxative meatballs so the owner(s) may be tempted to take it back to the pound.
OP: where do you live, and how old is the carcass?
It's only a freakin' dog people. Barking dogs, crying babies, etc.....if you cannot control them then you shouldn't have them.
I am proud of the OP!
I'd rather deal with one annoying dog than two pit bulls any day. You're going to be much worse off when they show up.
I know it's wrong, but I think this is HYSTERICAL!
I thought the OP was bad if not a troll, but r48 is just plain loathsome.
Wow, you'd think they could've picked out more tasteful attire for the pall-bearers...
Keep your mouth shut.
Start donating to your local animal shelter.
If the meatball lacks sauce, there is no cause.
[quote]Keep your mouth shut.
Especially if you see any meatballs tossed at you.
Aw shit, Cheryl made me LOL. I feel all dirty now.
Circumcision of dogs is mutilation!!!A dog should have the right to decide for himself.
Were they turkey meatballs?
Keep your mouth shut, but donate some money to an animal shelter.
WTF were you thinking? Were you thinking at all????? You should fess up bud, instead of letting those poor people wonder who did this to their dog. You deserve whatever fallout becomes of the situation. Think how you'd feel if someone did that to your beloved cats. I hope they get an even bigger, louder dog and it makes your life a living hell. You're gonna need more than the Xanax that you feed to household pets, you raving asshole.
The OP could face criminal charges
DLers are getting more gullible every day.
Have you no critical thinking skills, children? Do you believe that everything you read on the interwebs is true?
I really hope you didn't waste perfectly goood tranqs on a dog, OP.
Someone's been watching too much Frasier/Seinfeld.
George's Punctured Scrotum
I love this thread
[quote]they had found the dog dead with froth all over its face.
Since you weren't chucking poisoned lattes over the fence, I'd say you were in the clear.
Is the op Rumpy?
[quote] instead of letting those poor people wonder who did this to their dog
Poor people? Are you kidding me? They insensitive discourteous assholes!
I call bullshit, OP!!!!
The best way to deal with crappy neighbours is to lead them to believe you are slightly off. Nobody wants to mess with mentally unstable neighbours. They are scary. If the autopsy results reveal she died from food poisoning from raw beef smile and say
"I make meatballs all the time. I'll have to make sure I cook them thoroughly."
If she OD'd on Xanax say
"Wow, maybe I should cut back."
Put a basket of shells on their porch because "they reminded you of dear Shelly."
Tell them you include Shelly in your prayers every night and that you had a dream she was running on the beach in heaven with other golden retrievers. Explain that she has been reunited with her grandparents.
Every time you see them talk their ear off about boring and/or wierd stuff. If they are gardening talk over your fence or sit on your porch yelling across to them. They will make an effort to avoid you. If they get another barker go over every single time it bothers you and say "I think something is wrong with ****. I think he is sick." Talk talk talk so they have to basically shut the door in your face. If you do this everytime because you are so "concerned" they will do something about the barker so you won't come over. You have to train them to be good neighbours OP.
Take a pill, OP.
Preferably secreted in a meatball.
Posted from Shelly's iPhone
"The best way to deal with crappy neighbours is to lead them to believe you are slightly off."
Feeding their dog Valium should certainly help you in this endeavor.
You should have just called Newman.
OP, you never considered the possibility that the other neighbors were ALSO dosing the dog with narcotics? Your one Valium may not have done Shelly in, but 4-5 neighbors all doing the same thing, unaware others had the same bright idea?
It's like an O. Henry tale.
If the meatball was raw, you broke the law. . . .
I have to get up at five o'clock in the morning and SPARKLE, Shelly, SPARKLE!
What was on Shelly's iPawd?
[quote]What was on Shelly's iPawd?
"Shannon," of course.
If any of your pets have died after ingesting Xanax or Diazepam- call us right now. The lawyers at Bowzer, McRuff and Huntz will help you get a settlement for your pain and suffering.
More like Dewey, Cheatham and & Howe.
[quote]What was on Shelly's iPawd?
The Andrews Sisters' recording of "One Meatball"
Diazapan and Xanx will not kill anything alone. You have to combine with alcohol or barbituate. Neither can kill even a small animal.
Nevertheless you sound like a troll. I cannot imagine anyone being so stupid.
This probably did not happen.
This. Didn't. Happen.
They killed their own dog, stupid, but they have a video of you throwing it meatballs.
Hint: they didn't like Shelly's barking any more than you did.
this never happened people! Wise up you dummies.
I'm feeling upset again after reading the people here who think that I could be held legally responsible in case the autopsy comes back showing I killed their dog. I knew there would be a lot of the postings from the men but I hoped some of the women would help. They did, but between the guilt and fear I'm really sick. If I was working I wouldn't be able to go in, its that bad.
I decided that I need to make up for this. I know some of you said my pills didn't do this but I feel responsible and I think I just put too much in. At least I feel that way. But I can't tell them. So I'm going to offer them a puppy and say that is the best way to get over their loss. And I'm picking one that doesn't get big and bark so that way its win win. I really love animals and if I don't make this right I just feel the ghost of the pup is going to haunt me. She was only five months and I think she was teething and that's why she was barking because she wanted to play and chew. God I'm miserable.
I'm sorry I'm the OP and that was me at R93 so you know. I'm so upset I can't think straight.
If you're not working, where are you gonna get a puppy? Even pound animals cost money to adopt.
OP, they're going to do an autopsy on the dog. Not only are they going to find raw meatballs and drugs, but also a trace of cookies...
Wait until an old lady is walking her dog. Cram a Xanax meatball down her throat, grab the dog leash and run.
You could probably get away with using raw cookie dough on the owners.
What r9 said. Good on you OP.
But, you are a troll, darling!
OP, do NOT tell your neighbor the truth. I know you feel guilty, but it was an accident. I don't care what the psycho animal Nazis around here say: you weren't intending to kill the dog, but you might've gone overboard by feeding it prescription drugs.
I hope everything works out. If you're neighbor follows through and gets pit bulls, get ready to call animal control. They're illegal in a lot of places and the dumbass would just be wasting her money in an attempt to be spiteful. Also, do NOT kill any more neighborhood pets. An accident will look like a purposeful act if it happens more than once, and animal cruelty is a crime in most jurisdictions.
Would you sanctimonious fuckwads knock it off. The OP is sorry and he didn't intend to kill the dog. Additionally, it appears that he's not financially able to do much to compensate for the neighbor's loss (and they sound like real assholes).
OP, I read your post at 93...I hope you don't do anything drastic....again.
R102, I suspect he's preparing the raw cookie dough as we speak.
"you might've gone overboard by feeding it prescription drugs . . . Also, do NOT kill any more neighborhood pets."
Thank you for your appearance, Captain Obvious.
I love how someone online is seriously advising someone else not to kill any more neighborhood pets.
[quote]She was young, part retriever.
She had everything to live for. But she threw it away on drugs... drugs shoved into fucking raw meatballs.
Who's going to play "Shelly" O'Hara in "Valley of the Dogs?"
More importantly, who'll play Helen Pawson?
Don't offer them a puppy. They will smell your guilt. Really I can hear your simpering from heah and I live at least a thousand miles away.
Just IGNORE THEM.
OP, keep your fucking mouth shut!
Why did you kiiiillll meeeeeeee? *bark*
This sounds like the beginning of a clever extortion plot which the neighbors intend to squeeze every last dime out of OP.
In case you weren't aware of how dogs behave OP, they are able to eat a meatball without ingesting the pill.
I don't know about dogs, but for humans it is extremely difficult to die from a benzodiazepine overdose. Furthermore, alprazolam and diazepam are meataballized and excreted within hours of taking them. They don't build up in your system to toxic levels.
Next time use barbiturates
OP, better not eat any meatballs tossed over your fence in the future.
OP, what would you do if you see datalounge page on the boyfriend's computer. Oh, snap!
I'm not a man. I use the computer at a neighbor's house. She's my friend and we're together alot but I haven't told her about what's bothering me. I just wrote this for advice and got it and I'm going ahead and getting a puppy for my neighbors and seeing what happens. I won't ever do anything like this again unless things get really bad. Thank you.
OP, stay away from the neighbors you are going to give yourself away. If they want another dog let them get it themselves.
I'm sorry, I laughed at the post title and tried to read on, but I keep laughing. Esp the line about keeping her outside to make her grow up. Do they have children?
The OP may well be a troll. If not, then he is too stupid to live, just a total asshole.
R8 you are hilarious. I "LOL everytime I read your post.
[quote]Who's going to play "Shelly" O'Hara in "Valley of the Dogs?"
And who will play Lyon Barke?
You've got to climb Mount Everest to get to the Valley of the Dogs
Do. Not. Buy. Them. A. Puppy. Moron.
Might as well tell them to name it 'I Confess' if you do ..........
Yikes. Don't drug animals or children. They're too small (to handle) any mistakes or miscalculations. I don't believe this happened, but if it did it's pretty fucked up what you did but you'd be a fool to confess.
So the word 'accidentally' doesn't really apply then? Neither does your supposed guilt. It really doesn't matter what you say to your neighbors because karma will catch up with you eventually. And then you'll probably try to have everyone on here feel sorry for you.
I don't know why you are being hateful R125. Really I don't. I have been sick for days about this and tried my best to make the best of a bad situation and it was an act of God that took the dog Shelly and it's only because I'm human that I am suffering. I am not a monster. You say karma but you mean your idea of mob justice. I don't believe in that. I've had to stay at my cousin's because she works at a shelter and is helping me pick the best puppy breed for my neighbors. That's all I can do. I can't afford to buy them one. And I'll give the new dog as much love as I gave Shelly until God took her.
People here said the drugs I used probably didn't kill her anyway, and even if that doesn't include maybe hydrocodone that I also have that I might have mixed up, it would only have been a little. The cats got into the pile and I got confused, like I said. I only meant to put in the Xanax and diazepam. I can't afford name brands and the generics confuse me one from another anyway. Don't tell me it wasn't an accident. I am not a puppy murderer. You are very spiteful.
In the Valley of the Dogs, it's INSTANT TURN-ON!
I don't believe any of this.
[quote]it was an act of God that took the dog Shelly
I could have sworn it was the act of a neighbor with prescriptions for Valium and Xanax.
I don't believe this dog's tale is true but I half wish it were simply for all the amusement it's given us.
R129, Valium IS a god.
They drummed you out of Holly-woof, so you come crawlin' back to Dog-way. Well, Dog-way doesn't go for XANAX and DIAZEPAM!
Why would you waste perfectly good tranqs on a dog? Next time just feed it benedryl. Completely safe.
I doubt you killed the dog, though. I had a dog that we had to give Elavil (sp?) to for anxiety. Isnt that similar to the drugs you used?
"You know how bitchy Rags can be!"
My moms dead so I can tell this story.
We have a big family yard with a garden. A certain family would let their dog wreck & shit in our yard in fact the dog terrorized the entire neighborhood. Talking to them did nothing they let that old dog roam bark growl and shit all over.
Well, my mom was a Southern bad-ass some of you politically correct bitches would call her a sociopath. Hell, she was a divorced mom with a houseful of kids to provide for. At any rate, after the dog ruined some new seedlings (for the nth time) Mom crushed glass and added it to raw ground beef then put the meatballs in the garden.
The next day we could hear that dog howling up a storm. Heard they took it to the vet, think it got put down... my memory is fuzzy, as this happened in the 1970's. All I know is that dog never visited our garden again.
Over the years I've heard similar stories it's more common than you would think, people hate being terrorized by a unruly pets and many have been put to death by anonymous neighbors.
"I can't feel my shanks!"
134, that poor dog would have died in immense pain from having his esophagus and stomach lining lacerated and bleeding internally. Your mother should have taken any grievances she had out with the owners, not with the poor dog, who acts only on instinct and not free will as she did.
@136 save the sactimony Dude it was 40 years ago I was a fatherless kid! Dog and mom are dust.
Go cry somewhere else and if you have a dog make sure the mutt is housed and muzzled and as I said, it happens more than we can imagine.
Charlie/R88 is such a fucking old fool.
You know, OP, it wasn't the dog's fault, it was the owner. The owner is the one who wasn't training the dog correctly so it was really a rather cowardly way of handling this with you KILLING the dog. Why don't you feed the owner some of those meatballs and then get back to us on how that worked out for you, you flaming idiot.
Killed em? Damn near rectum!
Bravo op! You just played out your hand @ r126. The cats getting into your generic meds, adding in the hydrocodone.
Very well done. You got the cunts here all riled up, just like a good EST.
Bravo. We haven't had a good EST in a long time.
LOLOLOL, So what has happened since..
Well of course this is total bullshit, but I have obnoxious dogs on either side of my house, and I've sure wanted them dead when they are barking in the middle of the night, but I'd never DO anything! It's not their fault--it's their shitty owners! I was complaining about it one night at a gathering and several of my dog-owning friends were upset that I DARED to complain about dogs! Look, I love dogs, but anyone who just lets them bark their asses off in the yard is an ASSHOLE.
I think you're tremendous!
This is all a joke rite?
I believe you, OP. Would your name happen to rhyme with Frumpy and your cat's name rhyme with Whammy?
I'm feeling a Romantic Poem coming on...
"My name is OPymandias, Queen of kings:
Look on my works, ye Barking, and despair!"
Nothing that barks remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck of generic xanax lay
The lone and dead retriever, stretched far away..."
Nice troll, great OP, just enough to suck them in.
For those with barking dogs belonging to neighbors, there are little handheld devices with a button you can push that emit a high-pitched tone that dogs don't like. You can push the button and say "quiet" (or whatever) and train the neighbor dogs to shut up. I don't know what the range limits are, but they can often help.
Don't say anything! They will hurt you.
What a waste of pills too dude.
That's the nice thing about dogs. Even if you accidentally kill one, there's always plenty more at the pound
Is R150 Mitt Romney?
Good luck to you, all these people who say you're evil and mental are all way off. It is a nightmare living next door to idiots who dont give a shit about their animals and leave them barking all day and night, you do feel like shooting them after so long putting up with it. Because no one will help you. So dont say anything to these sub human scum and good luck!! Move to somehwere better!!
We found your answer OP. Somebody fed the dog grapes.
pit bulls are illegal in some places however pit bull organizations are fighting to over turn those laws and will make life hell for victims of pit bull attacks.
The people who rabidly defend pit bulls are the craziest of them all.
yes....l will explain my situation...mine is a little more cold hearted son.......so please don't feel bad...atleast you felt a sense of guilt about it...but what you are about to read is waaaay more than what you went through.....i was abused by babysitters when i was young....and these people had pamarinian dogs and chiuaua dogs.....and these dogs were treated with the most love...and i was beaten everyday.....as time went on long story short...everytime i saw one of these dogs i just mentioned...or if its a dog that any old woman would have with her....like a poodle......i would literally fantasize about killing these dogs.....yes...you heard correct....i fantasize about killing little dogs because i was abused around them...and it brings a source of bad memories..and thinking about torturing and killing these dogs sort of defeats the bad memories...temporaraly anyways......had a incident with a neighbors dog once.....i waited till everyone at the home was gone...i climbed into the back yard...and there was this pameranian dog in there that i couldn't seem to take my eyes off of...this was the time during the abuse with the baby sitters...and this happened on a weekend when i was at home instead of the babysitters.....i literally held this dog in my arms...and started to contemplate beheading the damn thing...or tearing its eyes out and making it suffer..i couldn't understand why i was contemplating a horrible violent cold hearted act......child abuse can lead to such horrible places...thats why adults should be careful what a child is exposed to at an early age when the childs brain is still developing plasticity....because now i only fantasize about killing only these 3 breeds of dogs.....no others....i really felt like a bad person who didn't deserve to live....but i have to understand that i was only a child...and not really all-together in my head at the time.....so please don't feel bad.....you at least felt some guilt...i would have held the dogs head in the ladies face...and told her to get a larger dog thats quieter.
you should move without telling them and before you leave don't let them see you but write on
a letter that the dog was allergic to the food it was feed don't write your name on it and don't leave finger. if you like your town thn dont move to far.
[quote]Yikes. Don't drug animals or children. They're too small (to handle) any mistakes or miscalculations.
Thank you, Mrs Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, Colorado
K-9 Sera Sera
R47- You're DISGUSTING- YOU NEED ALOT OF MEDS and should be ARRESTED.....Hope it's SOON!!
R150-Go for help with R47...You are both SICK!!!!
LOOOOOOOOL mate i hope your cats get merked up, you nasty man.
I think it was Professor Plum, in the Library. With a candlestick.
[quote]What was on Shelly's iPawd?
This song, probably
Don't say anything! And don't feel bad about it. Some shit just needs to be taken into your own hands.
Don't say anything is right! Shut up. It's done now
Well, it's been a year now since the original post. I think we need an update, even though this never happened.
R20 is the best post.
The OP, a troll, is, well, a troll.
I posted a serious question about labia and this asshole gets 168 posts? This is a very sick forum.
If you can get a gun with a silencer, that is the best way to deal with dogs.
I really don't what kind of people dog owners are, when they think they can disturb other people with their dogs?!
You have right to have peace and quiet in you home and if somebody disturbs you, you have right to fight for it.
Screw dogs. Dogs lovers are insane people with with disturbed emotional state.
Way to go! I don't have pets. I don't want any. I have enough of YOUR pets. Barking 24-7 making suppresses in my plants and yard leaving footprints on my new on my $60,000 car waking me up every night fighting on my porch bringing flees to my house.....If you love your pets....Keep them on your property ona quite!
It's a dog. Get over it.
I would say that you messed up big time, but you should go and say what happened.
Alisa, I would say you're a year late and a dollar short on your response.
u are a sick bastard..i hope u die..
Probably an EST,but if not, someone has just confessed to a fairly serious crime. How does one go about tracking him down and reporting him to the appropriate authorities? What impact would failure to do Soave on the site?
Ah. It's a year ago. But even so...
Join PETA for a year. Make a $100 donation.
retrievers bark consistantly for no reason, my neighbours has done this for years we even moved our bedroom to the other side of the house as not to hear them, sleep deprivation has almost made me do something stupid thank god my partner is more level headed. Another breed is not likely to be so bad
Obviously drug interaction. You should have coordinated with your neighbors.
The combination of xanax and diazepam is a dangerous one for people because the contrasting short and long acting benzos taken concomitantly can induce withdrawal syndrome and possible seizure. You certainly wouldn't want to begin taking diazepam and then switch to the shorter half life alprazolam. It would all depend on the dosages, dogs weight, and time frame you were dosing the dog. If it was over a short time or matter of days...unless the fog had some hyper sensitivity, I doubt that's what killed the dog. The safe range for xanax dosing for dogs is .01-.05mg per pound of body weight. Not certain about the Valium.
Wow. That's pretty extreme action to take... Of course you can never tell your neighbor, unless you want a civil war on your hands! If she's at all like the crazy neighbors I used to have, you would never hear the end of it. I'm not sure if you can be charged with a crime, but if you can be, you bet she'll find out & have you arrested!
And of course she'll never forgive you & she might even poison your cats for revenge! But since you mentioned that you used to get along with these people, & even spent time with the dog, I would think that even if talking with them was difficult or didn't change anything, it'd be a much more understandable first move in fixing the problem - however, feeding the dog tranquilizers hidden in meatballs... Not so much.
At least talking to them couldn't really make the situation any worse... No worse then accidentally killing a dog.
But aside from that, no matter what they did or didn't do about the barking, that's what animal control is for! It may take some time, but eventually they have to take action & your neighbors would get sick of the $100 fines every time a barking complaint is reported. But whatever you do, please don't try & feed the new dogs the "medicated meatballs"! Pitbulls (at least mine) really hardly ever bark & contrary to popular belief do not sustain themselves on a diet of cats.
anonymously blame another disliked neighbour....win,win
by giving that dog those pills i assure u the poor dog died Slowly Painfully & Confused... Hope ur sleep was worth it
Once, after a long road trip, I left a pack of caffeine tablets on the dresser and my dog ate them in the middle of the night. I woke up at 3 am to her running from one end of the house to the other. I took her outside in the dark and through the ball for her for about an hour but it didn't tire her out. So I called the doctor and he said if I had any downers to give her a piece of one. Well, I had a leftover quaalude and took a little piece of it and gave it to her. She went under the bed and didn't come out for three days.
you could have called animal control On the Neighbors, or even just Let the Dog out of the yard then called it in as a stray & Animal Control would have taken care of it.. by the way you didn't "love" that dog if you thought it better to "Drug it till unconsciousness" just so you could sleep,! you should have been Drugging ur own ass so you could have slept.. u didn't even really REALLY try Finding some way to save that dog from its psycho Owners & ppl poisoning dogs with antifreeze in ur hood.. & keeping sociopathic neighbors like you that would poison it slowly till it died a even more horrible pain filled death Alone & afraid... you should probably get a psych Re-evaluation cause u don't need Xanex u need anti psychotics.
Dude it was an accident. And you People act like it's a good thing what he done.sometimes I wonder if we portray what we read. hunger games much?
OP: no you can't kill a dog with Xanax. I have a dog and I give him my klonopin everyday. Klonopin is a much stronger benzo, and I give him 2mg in the morning. I just gets him acting funny, it's hilarious. I even gave him some beer while on it and he just went to sleep.
Iv had the same problem (barking dog at nite) get a pellet gun an sting him in the ass 1or 2times after that all u gotta do is pump the gun a few times an hell run in the dog box. Tip dont stickbthe tip of the barrel out ththe windows also only pump 1 or 2times depending on how far away are an use bb,s w/o lead... Then go get a 45.cal an shoot the owners for leaving dogs outside all night...... Jk but a cheap pellet gun works wonders on my paps neighbors dog only had 2shoot him twice....we laugh now cuz he wood open the window and cock thr gun a few times an that dog wood haul ass to his box...y by a pet that ur just gonna pen or tie up..my dog spent 1night outside 4punishment fot poopin in tha house. I tried everythingb4 but he hasn't. Shit in the house again....lol.
Is this a fucking joke !? You should be killed !!!!
What did Niles say about this when you told him?
Those kinds of drugs are prescribed to dogs sometimes to help with fears and such the lethal dose for those drugs are high. Those pills did not kill that dog unless you were putting a very very large amount in each dose. And there would not be any foam. It would go to sleep and never wake up. I would not confess because I don't think that is what killed it
R188 should never own an animal. If I lived near him, I'd call the ASPCA.
Why are dog kidneys so weak that they only last 15 years?
Understandable that you feel terrible, but did the owners feel terrible for their inconsiderate behaviour?
Yes, I sound like an awful person, but I am living on a maximum of 4 hrs sleep every night because of a neighbours cat who howls right outside my bedroom window almost every night.
Basically this selfish, inconsiderate, ignorant, owner dictates my life. I have a dangerous job and need to be on the ball all the time. This cat is now effecting my work performance as I am tired all the time at work due to significant lack of sleep. I was assaulted at work (dangerous job) by a seriously dangerous person. No doubt you selfish cat owners who let their cats roam at night, will blame me...I can see your point, but if had 7 hours sleep on week nights, I would not be so 'off my game' at work. KEEP YOUR FRIGGING CATS IN AT NIGHT TIME AND DO NOT ALLOW YOUR DOGS TO BARK AT NIGHT. SORT IT OUT YOU IGNORANT DISRUPTIVE PEOPLE, OR GO AND LIVE ON A BLOCK,
Get a super shooter water gun. After a few hits with that and the cat will move on.
Also works really well with mocking birds.
Killing an animal is the worst thing a person can possibly do. This was a dog that deserved a chance at life not a chinese baby girl.
This should be a notice to shitty dog owners. Your right to have a pet (and abuse it) does NOT supersede my rights - PERIOD. I've had about 10 nights of sleep in 14 years (AND had to DRUG MYSELF) because my neighbors are always assholes. FUCK 'EM it's THEIR FAULT their dog's dead & MY neighbors dog is about to go too. You have NOTHING to feel bad about!
What a creepy EST.
funny as fuck Been giggling for 10 mins .
The replies are great.
Had same problem just punched the owner sorted..
I hope their new pit bulls bite you
I saw someone bumped my thread after 16 months, and that people seem to think everything is still the same. I thought I had to update you because I didn't like being called an EST. I'm not and it's been dreadful.
My nasty neighbors did get two pitbulls and didn't take care of them at all. A mother and son, but all they did was bark and threaten everyone through the fence. I continued to feel terrible about killing the poor little one, and felt it was karma and I should put up with it. But when they started tearing baby squirrels into pieces when they didn't have the sense to be wary, I had to do something. This was in spring. I used fudge and chocolate constipation pills, mixed into balls. It took about two pounds, and the smell when it all hit was awful, but I had to do something. The woman found them in pools of their own shit. I did feel bad, but not like the first time.
She went crazy, and ran up and down the street smearing the wet shit with her hands in the shape of crosses on everyone's doors, screaming hate speech. No one wanted to do anything because she was saying it was a neighborhood conspiracy and the next step now that she had no protection was a gang rape by a neighbor mob. She called the police but they never came by.
And within a month she had three dogs to replace the pitbulls. Well, one was a pitbull and the other two were adult beagles. They howled nonstop and the pitbull took to pissing through the fence on my calendulas. It killed them. After a month or so I thought I was going to lose my mind, so I bought some hamburger meat, stuffed balls of it with rat poison - lots of it - and tossed it over the fence. I did it three days in a row - it took more time and quantity than I expected. Apparently the poison ruins the ability to drink and makes them madly thirsty, and the rats leave the area to die from the arsenic and the thirst. The beagles kept barking but the just collapsed and lay there, with pathetic hoarse minihowls coming out of them. Ghoulish. I took pictures through the window. And I went to the neighbors' door - she was on a binge and not paying attention, and pretended to be hysterical with concern. We both ran through the house and reached the back yard just as the pitbull died, crapping a mound of black evil as it did. Well, the woman howled like she was in Bethlehem with the Holy Innocents and collapsed to the ground. She was drunk, after all.
When she hit the dirt I told her I was getting help and ran back through the house. But I headed out the door to my place, ran into the kitchen where I had the poison and baits, ran back with it and my phone, and called 911. Before going back to her I stuck the rat poison into a cabinet and left the door open, and put the burger meat in her fridge with a couple pellets of poison on it. I wiped everything down, just in case, and ran out the back door to her. One beagle had died while I was gone, and she was lying next to its stinky body weeping. In about five minutes the police and an ambulance arrived at the same time. I went to meet them, said who I was and what I was doing there, and led them to the back yard. I also mentioned this was the third time something like this happened, and that the woman was a complete basket case. I said we were "friends and neighbors" and I'd been concerned for some time.
I could see one cop immediately spotted the poison through the open cabinet door. They all dealt with her and I stood back and let it all happen. She was completely out of it, and had started getting mean and angry, but you couldn't understand her. She kept saying "all of them" were against her. Taking her into the house the cop asked if she wouldn't mind opening her refrigerator door, and she did it. Bingo.
The cops said they wanted her to come with them "to talk." She said no and they told her they didn't have any choice. She went crazy and punched him. and he punched her so hard I heard her nose snap. Then they tasered her. She pissed all over and the dragged her out by her feet, but then had the paramedics put her on a stretcher
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The cops said they wanted her to come with them "to talk." She said no and they told her they didn't have any choice. She went crazy and punched him. and he punched her so hard I heard her nose snap. Then they tasered her. She pissed all over and the dragged her out by her feet, but then had the paramedics put her on a stretcher because a crowd had gathered. The neighbors applauded just as the husband and two of the sons came home - he had picked them up on his way from work. Then they got into it with the cops and pretty soon the dad and one son had been arrested and the other younger one taken in - I guess for social services.
I kept yelling I'd take care of everything for them and the cops and ambulance drove away. I talked to the neighbors for a while "explaining" things ("It looks like she's crazy and killed all the dogs herself, or one of the others did it." It's terrible!"
I went back to the house to "lock up." I went to the yard and stomped the throat of the one dog that was left - it was suffering and I decided this was merciful - and called animal services to pick up the corpses.
It all took about two hours, but it was worth it. I took a long bath and enjoyed the peace and quiet. The husband got crazy in jail and court and got locked up and couldn't post bail. The older son had some trouble in jail too. The younger one was kept in some kind of juvenile detention place and I heard the grandparents had him. The woman was in the psych ward for a while and then taken to jail. She got out on bail but didn't go home. I guess they were having money trouble anyway because the place went up for sale - couldn't make payments without income and with all those legal bills.
I've really had a pleasant time since then. I look forward to having new neighbors. I hope they're nice. And quiet.
What an imagination OP !!
You nasty ignorant human being. Do you know anything about animal behaviour. You need to educate yourself. This is a puppy that learns from its owners. Confused. The owners should have been dealt with by rspca, I am sick and tired of ignorant uneducated people blaming the animal when it is obviously the humans causing the problem. If you are not ashamed of yourself and don't own up to police and be prosecuted I am going to report this website. I hope you rot in hell.
Seriously? If it was an accident, why the heck would you put drugs in them? You could have just told your parents or something that the dog kept barking! Think about something that's actually good.
Hysterical, You sound to nice, the owners are the ones you should have poisoned, what kind of alife did that dog have anyway, you put it out of it's misery!!
CUT! And SCENE!
Thank you, Miss Bonnie Mace. I love it when you sneak back here.
Could you STOP saying "it isn't the dog's fault!" So what? If the stupid mutt is engaging in behavior that torments others, than I have no pity for it if it ends up facing the consequences even if it isn't "at fault." Is it MY fault if I can't get any sleep because of some dim-witted barking fool of a dog?
R203 and R204:
Im so proud of you. I hate fucing dogs that wont shut up. Im sorry but that dog needed to be put down. My husky barks and crys all night long and i just wanna beat the fuck out of her. But alas nothign works and when the day time comes i love her again. My dog seriously is a freako and needs to grow the fuck up. I cant even be in a seperate room from her even when there are other people.
Im learning to hate this dog and thinking of getting her " Bark Softening " SNip those bad vocal cords. If she cant use them appropriately then she wont have them.
I came here googling how to kill a dog without getting caught.
you see my neighbor has a dog who he ties at the entrance of my house.
I think I have the right to get inside my house without getting frightened.
Lucky you. You killed you hassle.
Now all I need is xanax
awesome... asshole neighbors deserve all they get.
Uh people, he was making it clear that the whole thing was an EST. None of R203-R204 could have possibly happened and she would have blamed the neighbor immediately if it had.
Mayn Wut Da Fuq
most likely you did not. Unless you gave the dog excessive amounts.in the neighborhood of 5 to 10 milligrams xanax at a time as well as 100 milligrams or more of the valium at 1 time.I would not confess. But in the future I would reach out to the AsPCA.PS you are not an awful person of some of these zealotsmake you out to be. You used poor judgement and which 1 of us hasn't!?
I just posted regarding making a mistake prior to reading your most recent posting. It is disturbing that you take these matters into your own hands!and it may be a sign of your own mental illness. Obviously you have an anxiety disorder if you take Xanax and Valium.it is definitely abnormalhow to use rat poison on your neighbors animals as well aslaxatives or whatever else it was you use. Please get yourself some professional help! God bless
i have killed many dogs
people with barking dogs are ass holes they make them bark so to make neighbors crazy and laugh all day ... so i soak antifreeze with dog biscuits that shuts them up for good
get ready to kill the pitt bulls
dogs go crazy for antifreeze because it's sweet
OP, you are a disgusting excuse for a human being. You're a disgrace. A pathetic and weak person who resorted to hiding in the dark and poisoning an animal. You will go to hell.
For crying out loud, don't tell her. Even though she has the sensitivity of a pit bull, she'll never let you be in peace. You thought it was bad with the dog; you'll know what bad is, if you tell her. Why make her more miserable than she already is.
If you must confess, confess to a clergyman. And then promise to never do it again. Make secret amends. And you might start looking for a new place that's more friendly to humans.
You can make amends by volunteering at an animal shelter; or give to the ASCP. You could even try to buy her a dog who's not so loud.
Making amends at best is a lifetime thing.
I think you seriously messed up,dogs do bark and whine its all part of the training process,it would have been better to put a leaflet through her door on dog training or dog behavior problems leaflet,the poor dog was poisened and must have died an agonising death,it won't do you any good to admit to this now asyou will be in big trouble with the law,it looks to me like she knows anyway,Mabye she has one of your not so tasty meatballs.however the dog you killed must be getting revenge through the pitbull situation,best get another place and learn to go a different route next time you here a dog whining..poor we dog..sad to because if you approached a vet they could have gave you a herbal called exelene which relaxes dogs.:(
[quote]I think you seriously messed up,dogs do bark and whine its all part of the training process
Letting a dog bark all night/day long out in your yard alone...what kind of "training process" is that? You, R225, are the typical dog nut who refuses to see why anyone has any rights other than the dog. And I bet your dogs are your "best" and probably only friends. And your grammar is horrible.
good on you!!
i'm just about to do the same thing (hopefully without killing the beast)
its fine people having pets but why should i have to listen to the damn things 24/7?
I'm with you r227.
Do not tell her the truth in the end its you who will get fucked seriously dont
I'm probably too late to comment on this one, but the Diazapam or Xanax did not kill the dog. Vets prescribe both of those for dogs with storm anxiety all the time (I've had two dogs on those drugs for years). Most likely, especially with froth or foaming at the mouth, the dog was poisoned (rat poison or antifreeze can both cause foaming) by someone else. I'm sure you weren't the only one annoyed by the dog and one sick, hateful person with no brain chose to poison her rather than do something constructive about it. Poor thing didn't deserve to die, but it is highly unlikely you did it.
I was going to say the same thing as r230. My 45 - 50 pound 14 year old dog can have 1 - 2 mg of Xanax as needed. It doesn't appear to have any effect on him.
You should probably kill the pit bulls too :D
I think you were reasonable, the dog was asking for it. I hope you throw 2 more meatballs over for the pit bulls. Dog owners are inconsiderate. The dogs have better clothes than their kids most of the time.
I would knock on her door and punch that bitch in the face for bothering you with her dead dog issue. She sounds annoying just like the dog.
I think though your intentions was for peace and quiet, you went about it in the wrong way. The more we complain about people, the more they intentionally make things worst. If you are religious ask God to forgive you, but don't tell your neighbors by any means what you did, though you didn't mean to harm them, just to shut them up. Now you will find that the situation will get worst, for now she will get 2 dogs and not 1. There is places to call, and petitions to make with other neighbors to get thing resolve by law. She cannot be so inconsiderate of those around her.
1st you are an asshole sorry for that but you deserve every type of offence
Yes, you could be arrested on the grounds of cruelty to animals. You could also be sued.
My neighbor's dog was in a similar situation. Instead of taking it out on the dog, I stole the dog (very sweet) took it two counties over to a non-kill animal shelter and it was adopted the very next day. Problem solved.
Oh, and you're not only an asshole, but you're a selfish asshole.
Dammit, who are all these fucking retards posting here, signing their names, unable to spell worth a damn, who can't even figure out the story is fake?!?
Webbie needs to code "robots.txt" back into DL, so our site can't be Googled!
What the hell were you thinking! Human medication reacts different with animals just like their meds cause different effects on humans. I know you feel bad and you should! If these were horrible people then why did you not report them!? That poor dog probably wanted attention?
I want to stuff meds down R240's useless maw until the oink sounds stop.
A little late to the let's-overreact-party, and even though this seems like a troll post, many posters should be aware that (as R230 and R231 stated) many canines are prescribed these drugs by vets.
Prozac, for example, was repackaged as Reconcile for canines using the exact same formula as used on humans.
As for the diazepam, my chihuahua was on a liquid form for a few years with no ill effects.
And, yes, canines do metabolize drugs differently than humans and (from my experience) they take dosages equal or above their human counterparts.
You should go to jail. A dog is not a black person.
Yes you killed the dog Xanax for humans and Xanax for dogs are different your an asshole
It is advised not to give human Xanax to dogs. It is a known fact that the consumption of human Xanax will make the dogs seriously ill or even result in death. Xanax for human beings are manufactured for bodies having mass between 150 and 200 lbs and more. Dogs have low body mass when compared to the human beings. This is the reason why dogs require only a fraction of the dosage required by the humans. The normal Xanax dosage for a dog is 0.01 milligrams per lb of the mass of the dog.
Read more: Side Effects of Xanax for Dogs - VetInfo
Sounds like your neighbor is a fucktard. Fuck her and her dogs. Kill the pits too.
I was surprised to see this old thread of mine bumped. I had gotten over all this and the assholes actually moved out. I now have a nice youngisher gay couple next door - with two chihuahuas - but they keep the little yippers inside most of the time.
The main reason I am writing is to say that I no longer feel bad about killing the dog. I've taken responsibility and assume I actually killed it, and I don't care anymore. If people want to use an animal's life as an extension of their assholery, and there's no recourse, sorry, my peace of mind and quality of life take precedence, especially in a world where hundreds of animals are being euthanized anyway and thousands are being killed for meat and leather. What is one more, especially when it is making my life miserable? Not that I'm running out to kill things, but if ever in the future some trash bitch won't be reasonable about her bitch...
I also want to call out R211 as an obvious cunt. Just because you learned a couple letters, cunt, doesn't mean anyone cares about you bragging about your insect's attention span.
The posting party obviously should have made a 'disturbing the peace' call to authorities regarding the illegal noise after 10pm (earlier/around the clock in some states) -- like any normal law-abiding citizen would do if neighbors refused to bring pet in. Being a criminal and a cruel one at that was the last thing poster should have done.
Regarding future threats------if a little stinker is yipping all night outside, waking the dead, I would knock or bang on the neighbors front door and when answered say (loudly!) "For crying out loud, please bring your poor barking pooch in. I need to get some sleep already! Have you no courtesy!??"
If they refuse call police. There are noise laws and disturbing the peace is against the law.
Pits been a couple of years now, Valium does not work on dogs???? If you still need Diazepam then you need to change your GP
honestly don't say a thing. They will make a civil war on your ass.
Sit there, act dumb, shut up and not say anything and act like the dog's death is the biggest and worse thing in the world.
Why admit to anything? They will only make your life a living hell. You don't need that.
The owner sounds ugly and trashy. I would start feeding her poison meatballs.
You need putting down your an evil bitch. If they had a baby crying all night would you kill that selfish cow..Carmer will get you
Well R248 / OP I'm confused, you said you have taken responsibility yet you have not said you talked to the owners of the dog you killed.
Accepting something you did against the law without coming fourth to the law enforcement is not responsibility, its avoiding responsibility.
Good for you that you don't feel bad, but that has nothing to do with accepting responsibility. By your logic, all murders can just feel good about what they did and we can skip this whole trial and jail thing.
OP without knowing you, just based on that one last post you wrote, you suffer from some extreme personality disorders. Here is why:
You said you take responsibility, yet you didn't do anything about it. You equate that term to your feelings not actions for mistakes you made.
You balm the owner of the dog which is essentially the same as a rapist blaming the women for wearing revealing clothes.
You claim you had no recourse, yet clearly you did. You could have left a note, knocked on the door or called the police. But you went straight for the kill.
I hate to break it to you, but your peace of mind dose not take priority over other people or their property. Those neighbors have rights just like you.
You justify this with other animals that are killed for food. Yet those are all legal and controlled. I could make the same asinine argument about people since so many die in on going wars anyway.
Lets see, you never apologize, win at all costs, outrageous lies, no shame or remorse, spontaneous actions. These are signs of a Sociopath
Because you went on and on about how YOU are the only thing that matters in this equation, devoid of anyone eases feelings I also say are suffering form extreme Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
The bottom line is these all ad up to one sick puppy (no pun intended)
You need help seriously, you need to get some counseling but I am guessing you will not. You wrote a paragraph long justification for breaking the law, murdering someones pet, causing extreme emotional distress and blame the victim so you can feel good about yourself. Your sickness will progress as you get older, that is how all mental disorders develop.
I wont be surprised when I read about you in the papers in about 10 years.