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Crush on my friend's dad

I am out of my mind with lust for a friend's dad.

My friend Josh and I have known each other for 7 or 8 years. I've stayed with him at his parents' house probably a dozen times now since I first went home with him when we were in college. My parents split and are on opposite coasts, and his parents have always been super nice about asking me to come along.

His dad is ex-military (I think he was in the Marines) and a super hot guy who just turned 50. He has always been nice to me. I've always had a crush on him, but a minor one that was, you know, normal as we all have.

I was there about a month ago before we started school when there was a party of about 25 people. Josh's mom and a few neighbors had gone to a bachelorette party at a casino and were staying there overnight. Josh's dad was very friendly all night and kept putting his arm around my shoulder.

After hanging at the pool till around 3 am I came inside to get ready for bed and was crashing in their basement. Went down to the couch and Josh's dad was there on the couch. The TV was on and I think until I came downstairs he'd been watching porn.

He was there with boxers on and nothing else. He was visibly hard underneath, and it was those cloth boxers that have the open fly. He smiled and then slowly stood up, rubbed his abs and said, "Pretty hot for 50, right?" I nodded yes but just....didn't do or say anything else, couldn't move. He just kinda smiled and said, "good night."

I can't stop thinking about him. I want him and his cock. I want him deep inside of me. Did I read too much into this that he might be interested? Or was he just drunkenly mellow? And, uh, is my dick and my hungry ass making me forget that I could ruin things with some really nice people.....

I'm there again at Thanksgiving and want to know what I should do.

ps, no interest in Josh at all that way. He's a good friend but too dorky for me. Dorky in a "I wear tube socks with dress shoes" way.

by Anonymousreply 72February 7, 2020 1:57 AM

1/10

by Anonymousreply 1September 24, 2011 1:15 PM

I ordered a pizza last night and when I opened the door I couldn't believe how hot the pizza guy was. And he was shirtless...

by Anonymousreply 2September 24, 2011 1:28 PM

uh...I don't remember this being the Olympics or anyone handing you a scorecard.

anyone with a serious reply?

by Anonymousreply 3September 24, 2011 1:31 PM

I'm adopted. My two dads are both former Olympic swimmers....

by Anonymousreply 4September 24, 2011 1:32 PM

OP is actually a 50 year old eldergay, 400 pound virgin posting from a public library in Bumfucke OK.

by Anonymousreply 5September 24, 2011 1:33 PM

I never thought this would happen to me before, but...

by Anonymousreply 6September 24, 2011 1:34 PM

Sell the story to Charlie David - he can make a movie about it for Logo. Starring himself as the - *cough, cough* - hot, young college guy.

by Anonymousreply 7September 24, 2011 1:41 PM

"anyone with a serious reply?"

i.e. a reply OP can jerk off to.

by Anonymousreply 8September 24, 2011 1:52 PM

Wow, I see all the obese old bitter bitches decided to post this morning. It's the Caftan Pigeons club, since your caftan sleeves are all flapping in the wind.

I realize the idea that a man could possibly express attraction to you without a stack of twenties or a bottle of vodka involved must be unsettling.

by Anonymousreply 9September 24, 2011 1:54 PM

/FAIL.

This story isn't even fit for the Nifty.org archives.

by Anonymousreply 10September 24, 2011 1:57 PM

[R8] actually, no, I wanted real advice because right now I can't think with anything but my dick... Because my other friends will just be all "oooh girl do it."

But since these are real people and real feelings. I thought I'd ask for some advice. silly me.

by Anonymousreply 11September 24, 2011 1:58 PM

If this is true, you know your friend and his mom would hate you if they found out. So don't do it.

by Anonymousreply 12September 24, 2011 2:02 PM

Whatever, OP. Jump him. Don't jump him. No one cares.

by Anonymousreply 13September 24, 2011 2:02 PM

If he was a Marine, there's no doubt he's had experience with m-m sex. Why hold back, OP? Go for it!

by Anonymousreply 14September 24, 2011 2:05 PM

[R12] I know, that's ultimately going to stop me.

I guess I can't figure out whether it's just me reading into it, or whether his dad actually made a pass. He was probably just drunk and comfortable with me. He does know I'm gay, though.

by Anonymousreply 15September 24, 2011 2:14 PM

[quote]He smiled and then slowly stood up, rubbed his abs and said, "Pretty hot for 50, right?"

Oh, please.

by Anonymousreply 16September 24, 2011 2:18 PM

You should talk to your friend Josh about it. Maybe he has a crush on him, too, and you could have a threeway.

by Anonymousreply 17September 24, 2011 2:20 PM

OP, does your good friend and his family know you're gay? Bcz I find it fascinating that an ex-marine, jock type would not mind you sleeping over with his straight son...if his son is straight?

If Daddy knows you're gay, I'd say his behavior is deliberately provocative. You can expect more of the same any time you go there. Maybe you should think about spending the holidays with one of your parents. Even if you have to hitchike.

Tell you what. There's a latent wish/hope for approval from parental figures in all of us gay or straight. Sounds like your crush might be a combo of horniness, excitement at the forbidden, and yearning for approval from an authority figure.

I would not allow myself to be in that position ever again. It's wrong for you. Why would you expose yourself to the possibility of being used and discarded. This is a person and a situation you need to avoid. You have "played house" with this family long enough. It's time for you to establish some limits. Your the extra man, the poor relation. I know they are "like family" to you. But you have to decide how you want to continue with them. We impose limits on everyone in our lives. You need to re-examine this relationship to see how you can maintain it with in certain appropriate parameters.

by Anonymousreply 18September 24, 2011 2:21 PM

don't do it OP..you're going to break up a marriage to ppl who are like family to you. How could you sit across from them again at any dinner table knowing you fucked around with the father/husband. How do you know he would accept the invitation to your come hither,without getting bitch slapped? Also, If my friend fucked one of my parents they'de be dead to me. think about it! is it worth it?

by Anonymousreply 19September 24, 2011 2:42 PM

THREAD CLOSED!

Nothing to see here but trolling... move along... nothing to see here.

by Anonymousreply 20September 24, 2011 2:46 PM

[R18] and [R19] thank you.

I really don't think the more I think about it that he was hitting on me. I know things have been bumpy between him and his wife and I think maybe he just wanted a reaction or a compliment from someone.

I need to get this out of my system and get over it. I definitely don't want to fuck up the friendships as this is my second family.

by Anonymousreply 21September 24, 2011 3:09 PM

Especially Stupid Tripe.

If you had quit while you were ahead at the end of the second paragraph, the story might have had a shred of plausibility.

Instead you lurched into bad, second rate porn with the lurid yet completely superfluous paragraphs that followed.

$18 bucks for this crap. Sigh. I remember the good ole' days of really artful trolling, like the "I'm in Love with My Father-in-Law." Too bad the promised archives aren't around. OP could have taken lessons in trolling from a real master.

by Anonymousreply 22September 24, 2011 3:43 PM

OP - Have you tried the UPS guy yet?

by Anonymousreply 23September 24, 2011 3:54 PM

WHy not just ask him how things are with his wife?

by Anonymousreply 24September 24, 2011 4:06 PM

OP, just in case you aren't trolling, the movie to which R7 is indirectly referring is called "Mulligans." You can probably catch it on Logo, and I'm pretty sure it's on Netflix streaming. The story is precisely the (elaborate) scenario you describe: friend takes best friend home to meet his parents, not knowing he's gay; friend and dad (married and closeted) get the hots for one another and have an affair. The ending is the implosion of both the family as well as the destruction of the friendship between the two friends, but if some hot daddy cock is really worth it to you, go right ahead and be a homewrecking slut.

by Anonymousreply 25September 24, 2011 4:28 PM

[R22] Thanks for your unsolicited negativity. Please lurch back into the nearest bar for your third before noon cocktail.

No, this isn't about the pizza man or the UPS guy. Thanks to the people who actually gave this two seconds of thought instead of pressing the Insta-Cunt button.

by Anonymousreply 26September 24, 2011 4:32 PM

wow r25. Now I think OP saw the movie and made the whole thing up.

by Anonymousreply 27September 24, 2011 4:42 PM

Don't do anything OP. Easy, peasy, let it go.

I'm giving OP the benefit of the doubt that this is true. It reminded me of the summer I stayed with my college roommate's family. I got a job as a TA for the summer courses on campus, and his family lived about 30 mins away. So I basically hung out with my buddy all summer when I wasn't working. His dad used to work out with us at the gym. The guy was hotter than hell, and was one of those guys who would do everything in the locker room naked. (Shave, sauna, etc.) No, he never came on to me, but when I got home from the gym, it would only take me thirty seconds to blow my load because I was so horned up.

by Anonymousreply 28September 24, 2011 4:48 PM

Actually r22 earns an ff notice to webbie for the [bold]E[/bold]specially [bold]S[/bold]tupid [bold]T[/bold]ripe.

by Anonymousreply 29September 24, 2011 4:48 PM

My platonic friend just turned 21. We were hanging out in his room at his party. His dad got a little too drunk, walked into the room shirtless, flexed his muscles, and said to me "This is what he'll look like at 50." It was embarrassing for us. He was a marine, too.

by Anonymousreply 30September 24, 2011 4:54 PM

His eyes were so blue that night..

by Anonymousreply 31September 24, 2011 4:56 PM

What gives this away as fake?

"My parents split" (too self analytical)

"school" (too young to be a DL member)

"bachelorette party at a casino" (too detailed)

pool & basement (cliche)

"Thanksgiving" (cliche)

"no interest in Josh" (preemptively keeping focus on father)

by Anonymousreply 32September 24, 2011 5:31 PM

So you're home with him "before school started up" (so you're in college) but you've known him "7 years" but you met in college?

by Anonymousreply 33September 24, 2011 5:36 PM

I think the poster has alzheimer's and he is now posting his fanciful but disconnected brain firings. I should know, I too do it every once in a while, I think.

I freaked out when I accidentally stuck my dick in some yogurt and thought I had pulled out a cum plug, but I digress, I think.

by Anonymousreply 34September 24, 2011 5:46 PM

Later the next day, a UPS truck pulled up at my door. A large, burly delivery man said with a sneer, "I've got a package for you, hot stuff!"

Before I could decipher the somewhat inscrutable expression on his perfect face, a FedEX van pulled up to the curb. Over the hot UPS guy's broad shoulder, I saw an even hotter guy (he was 18, but really built) climb out of the truck, adjust his enormous, throbbing crotch and approach the house.

They both wanted to have sex with me, but I didn't do or say anything else, couldn't move.

So they had sex with each other while I cowered in a corner.

They scratched up Mom's dining table really bad and flung scat on her hand-printed Chinese wallpaper.

They each left behind something from Amazon Mom had ordered.

by Anonymousreply 35September 24, 2011 6:02 PM

OP, sorry that so many posters had to be snarky with what I could tell was a sincere post. The poster(s) that advised you against getting involved ("Dear Abby's gay cousin Herschel", e.g.) are right on, I would say. TOO many complications could ensue.

But if you find 50ish guys hot, I hope you can meet a nice one! Best wishes.

by Anonymousreply 36September 24, 2011 6:11 PM

You should ask him, "Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Robinson?"

Worked out so well for me.

by Anonymousreply 37September 24, 2011 6:13 PM

I suppose this new infatuation with your dorky friend's 50tish tired marine father, means you have given up on your sister's husband in the other post on DL.

You are one fanciful fickle furity tootie. I'd suggest counseling but the poor shrink wouldn't stand a chance once you got on that couch.

by Anonymousreply 38September 24, 2011 6:34 PM

R17 gave the best advice.

by Anonymousreply 39September 24, 2011 7:17 PM

The posters saying don't do anything are stupid. Go for it. You'll have jerkoff material for the rest of your life. And you'll probably have a blast because at 50, he's gonna be a good lover.

by Anonymousreply 40September 24, 2011 7:39 PM

This would make a hell of a movie, starring George Clooney (who turned 50 this year), and someone who can actually act and look reasonably convincing as the young hot thang.

by Anonymousreply 41September 25, 2011 1:14 AM

Have I ever told you about my nephew . . . ?

by Anonymousreply 42September 25, 2011 1:21 AM

Grow up and get a GAY man of your own.

You will screw up the relationship with your friend and his family, for what, some brief sexual encounter?

Men, gay or str8, never cease to amaze me when it come to sex! Kingdoms have been destroyed, all in the name of sex. Think about it, kid.

by Anonymousreply 43September 25, 2011 1:22 AM

If he's a marine, you have to let him know if you are interested. Next time he does something like that, say something like "Goodness, Mr. Higgenbottom! You seem to have given me the vapors!"

by Anonymousreply 44September 25, 2011 1:26 AM

uh...wow.

[R32] and [R33] - yes, I am old enough to be out of high school (25 almost 26)....

Josh and I met as freshmen undergraduates. We are both back in classes this fall as he's doing an MBA and I am doing graduate work. Because most of our friends with BA's aren't doing much more than being promoted to head sweater folder at Old Navy.

[R38] not me, sorry.

by Anonymousreply 45September 25, 2011 2:00 AM

OP, I think it sounds like he was not so much making a pass as drunkenly seeking reassurance that he's still hot. Even if he did make a clear pass at you (which I guess you can't rule out at this stage) I agree with those who have said don't go there - it's not worth it. At the most he'd be interested in sex, not a relationship, and you'd screw over your friendship with his son, and possibly the parents' marriage. The regret you'd feel at that is much stronger than the regret you'll feel at never knowing exactly what his intentions were.

by Anonymousreply 46September 25, 2011 6:26 AM

Don't worry, OP. He'll soon remember that you can't rape a townie and take whatever he needs from you. Just relax your hole when it happens and think of England.

by Anonymousreply 47September 25, 2011 9:22 AM

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought I'd be writing a letter to Penthouse, but...

by Anonymousreply 48September 25, 2011 9:49 AM

You're just to much, R47/Barb!

(Shuffles off to get killed by a bag being wrapped around my head...).

by Anonymousreply 49September 25, 2011 9:56 AM

I don't often bring this up but perhaps my own experience as a gay teen who violated a host families trust and had an affair with the father of the household can bring some light to this conversation.

The family resurrected the whole horrible incident on a Jerry Springer Show, which was a surprisingly non-exploitative and healing process for them.

The father had never had gay yearnings prior to their taking me in from my abusive situation. Despite all obstacles, We fell deeply in love with each other. He was prepared to leave his family to be with me, but once they found out, the guilt and the shame compelled him to try to repair what we had so carelessly broken.

I was ejected from the household and the husband reunited with the family.

Jerry Springer got the family to accept that what had happened was a meaningful relationship for the husband/father, but that if they could accept this still welcome him back into the family there would be healing.

I have no idea how they are doing and don't care to know. I was the big loser in the end and struggled for many years to build a life for myself independent from other people's husbands.

by Anonymousreply 50September 25, 2011 1:44 PM

I went to college and my best friend's Dad didn't put out. I want a refund.

by Anonymousreply 51September 25, 2011 1:55 PM

[R50] I know, this is the reality check I needed.

I think I've just idealized Josh's dad. I mean, I only see him in a great mood, he's great looking, he's very nurturing, he dresses well but he's also a rough masculine guy. pretty damn hard to resist that combo.

but, he's taken. End of story. *sigh*

by Anonymousreply 52September 25, 2011 2:16 PM

If you crave 50ish, hot, hung, daddy-types, go to any bathhouse between noon and 7PM, Mondays through Thursdays. They won't just rub their abs and flirt, either; men like that will fuck the shit out of you, then pass you on to a few of their baths buddies.

by Anonymousreply 53September 25, 2011 2:22 PM

More signs of trolldom:

Late breaking news and lame explanations as people have pointed out gaping holes in the plotline. Check.

OP gets his panties in a twist when anyone dares to rain on his sad little parade and so starts flaming on posters who disbelieve him. Check.

OP, if you weren't a troll (and hideous) you'd just go out and get laid. Problem solved.

by Anonymousreply 54September 25, 2011 2:42 PM

"End of story. *sigh*"

Indeed.

by Anonymousreply 55September 25, 2011 2:51 PM

r50 i doubt he 'never had any gay yearnings' before you. He just never got caught acting on them so he was probably able to compartmentalize his life.

by Anonymousreply 56September 25, 2011 3:03 PM

*waving bye bye to boring bitter obese old queen at [R54]*

by Anonymousreply 57September 25, 2011 3:13 PM

R50 don't suck the cock that feeds you.

by Anonymousreply 58September 25, 2011 3:15 PM

R57: Shouldn't that be "trolling my eyes" if you are going to be consistent?

by Anonymousreply 59September 25, 2011 3:54 PM

When dealing with an ex-Marine, it's easy to figure that he's had enough experience at keeping his male-male activities hidden.

by Anonymousreply 60September 25, 2011 4:02 PM

OP, Nifty.org called.

They want their royalties on this story.

by Anonymousreply 61September 25, 2011 4:15 PM

OP, I like smart nerds....I'll let you blow me. What are you wearing? Talk to me, get me in the mood, fella!

by Anonymousreply 62September 25, 2011 4:18 PM

The dad wants you. Don't blow your opportunity next time. And don't play hard to get. Give in and have fun.

by Anonymousreply 63September 25, 2011 7:36 PM

The dad was embarrassed that you caught him about to jerk off to porn, so he tried to distract you. Obviously, it worked.

by Anonymousreply 64September 25, 2011 7:39 PM

Damn! OP should have returned with a follow-up after Thanksgiving.

by Anonymousreply 65January 28, 2015 12:44 AM

Any more details, OP?

by Anonymousreply 66January 8, 2020 1:59 AM

Someone better grab me my platform boots! I am going to kick this delusional EST OP in his stretched out CUNT!

by Anonymousreply 67January 8, 2020 2:07 AM

There is no upside to this, even if you hookup with the Dad. Do you honestly think things can remain the same afterwards?

People who think with their dicks are so sad and such weak people. And then, they wonder why their lives are such train wrecks.

by Anonymousreply 68January 8, 2020 2:09 AM

I think you're just jelly, R68. OP and his best friend's dad are clearly meant to be.

by Anonymousreply 69February 7, 2020 1:16 AM

Keep dreaming Skippy.

by Anonymousreply 70February 7, 2020 1:23 AM

Hey guys. It's OP. Josh's mom died of corona virus last week and after the funeral I found his dad in the basement cleaning out her stuff naked. I asked if he needed a regular cocksucker since Mrs. Wilson was no longer around to drain his balls orally and he said "you'd really do that for me?! I was worried I'd have to hire escorts for a few months before I found a frau willing to do it! Thanks bud!"

I gargled his nut and then starting chocking until his seed blew out of my nose. I was so embarrassed. Please don't tell Josh.

by Anonymousreply 71February 7, 2020 1:56 AM

Yuck, R71. This story deserved a better ending than that.

by Anonymousreply 72February 7, 2020 1:57 AM
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