Or do you find his belligerent personality attractive?
Fat fuck, all the way.
I think of him as one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey
I don't think of Chris Christie, OP.
Any reason one should?
Vile fat fuck with no sense of decency.
I find him kind of sexy, to be honest, but only in a certain way. I'd love to watch him deep throat some beautiful young guy with a big thick cock, that would shut him up. I wouldn't want to see his crotch though, probably has very chafed inner thighs.
I hope he enters the race and gets the nomination. I'll pay to replay that interview with the mother about public schools when she asked him what schools his children attend. He yelled, "that's none of your business".
that fat fuck will lose every frau vote from that point on.
I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly - apparently not.
This doesn't excuse his other shitbaggery, but he did vigorously stick up for a Muslim judge whom he picked for a state judgeship, over the objections of Tea Party crazies who insisted he would institute Sharia law in his courtroom.
Gross fat fuck, hope he drops dead of an asthma attack.
"a Muslim judge whom he picked for a state judgeship"=campaign donor?
my tongue his asshole
Is this a trick question?
Yes. Fat fuck. EKG and Lipitor.
I don't care how fat he is. He's way too right-wing to be acceptable around here. We used to have decent Republicans like Kean and Fenwick, at least; now we get these Atlas Shrugged thugs.
I don't care about his weight, I just think he's an asshole and a bad governor.
He's arrogant, entitled, and his policies are counterproductive to promoting education and prosperity.
If he was drawn into four corners, I'd fuck his face
I think it depends on where you're from. They probably consider him a svelte fuck in flyover.
R18, no we don't.
Obama's worst nightmare!
fat fuck. Hypocrite, asshole, arrogant piece of shit. In fact his personality & politics are so repulsive he's the only fat person I allow myself to make fun of for being fat. His physical appearance is like his personality: overblown, blowhard, offensive, takes up all the space, gluttonous .. . and he has a perfectly matching PIG face for his PIG personality and body. If he doesn't have an intelligent answer to a very valid question, he just bullies the person or group who asked it. He's a fat fuck bully, that's all he is. Takes a fucking private helicopter to his kid's sports games . . typical of republicans who bitch about what everyone else wants to use tax dollars for. Fuck him!
Fat fuck. As a New Jerseyan may I say that this state sucks at voting for governors. We rarely get it right. (No I didn't vote for him).
future coronary victim, in the very near future, one hopes.
Well, millions do.
Hmmmmmm Well what can I say, Huge butt, phat slob, arrogant, Fascist, 1000 white castle (a-day porker) Plutocratic mindset ideological baf-fone.
What irritates me the most is that the media and the GOP keep on giving him more attention than he deserves and try to promote him as Presidential material even though he is 300 pounds.
How many old people his size do you see?
This overblown obscenity was actually elected in NJ?
Oh the horror, the horror.
Come on. Have a little pity for a fat guy who hasn't seen his dick in years.
He's not the only one, R29.
I am not comfortable to criticize someone's looks and weight, but I have no problem to disagree with a person's opinions, agendas, and actions.
R31, the weight issue is relevant.
If a politician is at a greater risk of dying of heart disease or heart attack, the public has the right to take that into consideration in evaluating his fitness for office.
I've always called him the fat fuck. And yes, I've been criticized for focusing on his weight; but to me it seems to be symbolic of his heavy, mean attitude. And yes, he's probably going to stroke out one of these days. OR, if he really wants to go on to a bigger political career, he'll have some kind of surgery, and after he loses, oh, 150 or so pounds, swear he did it himself with diet and exercise.
As my dear late father used to chant about his fat sister-in-law he couldn't stand:
Fat fuck, fat fuck, FAT FUCK!
Total fat fuck
He's morbidly obese, and his weight demonstrates irresponsibility and carelessness, and a lack of concern for himself, others, and health in general. He's an addict, no different than an alcoholic or a drug addict, and he should be electable solely because of his weight. I wish voters would project this for all obese politicians.
Repellant hypocritical former bag-boy for Karl Rove. But I wouldn't call him a fat fuck. That's rude. Just a sick fuck is good enough.
Not only that R33, but he'll be even meaner because he's hungry!
As a Jerseyite I am appalled that he is popular in the state. He's a mean, name-calling,bullying asshole and the people think this is a good thing?
Oh yea and he really is a fat fuck.
Thank you r38. "Sick fuck" it is.
"Fat" isn't a mere insult to be eschewed; it is, rather, an essential element of Christie's bullying swagger. His Al Capone-like build gives Christie his Al Capone-like demeanor.
""Fat"...is, rather, an essential element of Christie's bullying swagger"
When his party is voting to cut food stamps to the very poorest, it is actually a profoundly sickening "fuck you" to every right thinking American...
I don't think Capone was anywhere near as fat as Christie.
Chris Crisco is a fat fuck and a vile piece of pig shit, for all the reasons mentioned above.
And you know that fat fuck can't wipe his ass properly or get himself clean down there. Nasty.
Christie looks like a bloated toad. Very Mob looking. If her were a car he'd be Linclon Town Car, they look alike from behind.
[quote]even though he is 300 pounds.
300 pounds? Not unless he's 5 foot tall. He is close to 375, if he's a pound.
...and an ugly one too!
Well, he sure as hell ain't no skinny fuck!
I believe he is a disgusting Rebublican. I don't care if he weighs 400 lbs? Why the fuck would I care what he weighs? HE'S A GODDAMN REPUBLICAN!
He is Fatfuck McFuckerson.
HONGRAY...where are the OREOS?
New Jersey's Wide Load
"How about Chris for 'The Lanza Story?'"
He is certainly not a THIN fuck.
As someone with a lifelong tendency to get too fat (though never anywhere near as fat as Chris Christie is) I recognize the fact that his obesity is a mark of profound suffering, and I'm sorry he has to go through that. But he is a rotten human being and a rotten public servant and I'm disgusted he's in office.
"You FAT FUCK!!!!"
--Meryl Streep in "Adaptation"
Chris Christie is mean but I know he doesn't want to be that fat. It's a serious problem and I'm sure he has health problems because of it. The point is, he has his healthcare insurance paid for...many of us don't have shit when it comes to healthcare and he doesn't give a damn.
Chris Christie is like Rush Limbaugh...simply mean and without morals.
FatFuck Christie. New Jerseys verry own
EXTRA WIDE LOAD.
Why does he walk around with a tucked shirt if he's not going to wear a jacket?
Chris Christie is so fucking fat he has his own gravitational pull. Think "Death Star."
Chris Christie picks his teeth with Ann Coulter.
the fattest of arrogant bullying fucks.
Fat fat water rat, 50 bullets in your hat.
He looks like he belongs in a southern courtroom in the 1950s with pit stains and suspenders.
Fat fuck, wrong politics. Here he is trying to squeeze into a car after appearing at a Mitt Romney fundraiser.
I can get through a 10-minute denunciation of this foul, crude, dishonest, nasty man without once descending to the matter of his weight.
Keep it classy, Chris.
Christie Calls Reporter 'Idiot' and 'Stupid' at Press Conference
By Shushannah Walshe | ABC OTUS News – 4 hrs ago
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, known for his tough talking style, snapped at a reporter Saturday because he asked a question unrelated to the nature of the press conference.
Reporters were told to keep the questions on topic and related to an emergency at a water treatment plant in Monmouth County. But when one reporter strayed from the after-effects of the storm in asking a question, Christie fired back.
"Did I say on topic? Are you stupid? On topic, on topic. Next question," Christie said, clearly angry at the question.
According to ABC News video of the incident, the reporter asked if the governor was "going to be addressing the state legislature" on Monday. Christie is in the midst of a budget battle with state legislators and has called a special session in Trenton. But he did not want to talk about it at the press conference over the weekend.
Christie asked the group of reporters if they had any on topic questions before ending the press conference.
"Thank you all very much, and I'm sorry for the idiot over there. Take care," Christie said before leaving the podium.
Christie is known for a sometimes brusque style and has a history of getting angry at reporters and constituents. In March, Christie called a former Navy SEAL an "idiot." Last year he got into a shouting match with a teacher when she asked the governor, "You don't send your children to public schools. You send them to private schools, so I was wondering why you think it's fair to be cutting funding to public schools?" Christie angrily replied that it was "none of your business."
Mitt Romney tends to tease Christie about his style when the two campaign together. He did it just last Tuesday when the two appeared at a fundraiser together in the Garden State.
"That man really is something, you know that? I was hoping someone in here would start to heckle him so I could watch him go to town here. But you know better, don't ya? What an extraordinary leader," Romney said, according to a pool report.
He should wear a jacket 100% of the time. That tucked-in shirt look is too gross.
I rarely read the comments at yahoo because they're rabid red staters, but I had to see what they were saying about Christie and they don't like him either.
He may be fat, but Christie's trying to get the state in good financial shape. He's wants to create a 10% income tax cut now. The Democrats want to stall until next year. He ordered them back to Trenton today to deal with the situation. So sad, too bad. They expected to get this as a week's vacation because Wednesday is July 4th.
I heard he wants to replace "Meatball Grinder" as the state bird.
r73 either you are a total moron or a white millionaire male who thinks Gov Crisco is some god. (However, the white trash males of NJ also believe he is a god.) That 10 percent tax cut is a fucking joke (for everyone except the idle rich), and you know it.
A picture of him in the Newark Star Ledger on Sunday was jaw dropping. The man is as wide as a park bench and round as the front wheel of a circus unicycle. He looks like he is about to explode.
I bet when he is not reelected, he'll appear on "The Biggest Loser" - for two obvious reasons - just to keep his frame in lights.
Fat Fuck and a loudmouth bully!
Oh my,he looks disgusting on the news just now-he can barely sit!
Of course, what no one wants to talk about here in NJ is that Crisco Christie is not the tough guy he claims. Ancient Chinese proverb: "An empty barrel makes the most noise."
*Donald Norcross is the uber Democratic boss of Camden County. Interesting that the voter turnout there in 2009 was lower than average, in particular with Democrats. Let's see. Who is going to benefit from the Rutgers-Camden and Rowan deal?
Norcross. Btw, for a governor who claims to save us money, he sure likes to give Norcross what he wants.
*The Essex County Democratic machine, bought for by Donald Norcross, who does exactly what he tells them. Who will benefit from the UNDMJ and Rutgers merger? You got it. The Essex County Democratic machine, and therefore Norcross.
When Norcross talks, Christie listens. The same is true with Raymond Lezniak, the Democratic boss of North Jersey (and gayer than the color pink). Lezniak owns the city of Elizabeth and the surrounding suburbs. Christie will never, never move against Lezniak.
The fat fuck owes his career to Democrats who rule the state like a medieval kingdom made up of duchys and city-states. As for the Corey Brooker, please. He wants to be our next Senator, and will be--if he does not piss off Lezniak and Norcross. Mark my words, Christie will make sure that there is no serious Rethug challenger.
Btw, word has it that Brooker likes his women white and young, and the reason he is not married is because his women is both. That will not go over well with the sisters and brothers in Newark. He also deals with Christie, and the fat fuck will negotiate as long as the Democratic vote in Newark is not as high in turnout as in the past.
One more thing.
Christie's wife has the money. Lots and lots and lots and lots of it.
The morbidly obese Christie has an ugliness that comes from within.
We call him Gov. Krispy Kreme.
R80, that raises the question of why she ever married him.
stupid fat fuck real peice of americana shit
Beyond vile. He's ugly, fat, repulsive, foul-mouthed, and angry... and headed for big things is Mittens should (God forbid) become president. Americans naturally love Gov. Crisco because he reminds them of themselves.
I think of him as Jersey's own Jabba The Hutt.
He's Jupiter with a piehole!
He makes the Goodyear Blimp look small......and such a bautiful complexion- are those pimples, warts, or tumors on his ugly face?
he is not only a fat fuck...he is a cardiac arrest waiting to happen...a stroke maybe following. A big, fat piece of fat will break off
in his aortic artery and cause a huge heart attack and some will find it's way into his big fat brain...and cause a big fat stroke.
The last time someone with his girth came to Jersey, things didnt end that well....
I would love to see Tim Tebow and Peyton Manning in a Threesome with Big Butt in the Middle. LOL A good fat fuck all the way.
i give him 3 years before a triple heart bypass.
He has a very peculiar shape.
He is not fat in a way that many are fat.
He has his own unusual shape that is not common.
Particularly noticeable when he walks around without a suit jacket.
Up until this week, yes, and I probably still do to a large extent, but my opinion of him has gone up slightly because of his praise for Obama this week.
no fats, no femmes, no asians.....
When he toured storm damage with the President, he was wearing striped trousers. He looked like the Penguin.
Imagine him clapping those ass cheeks naked.
Most of his weight or fat is concentrated in his buttock. Notice how large it is when he is not wearing his jacket. He wears very tight pants too to be so heavy and they are pulled up high around the waist which gives him a very unusual shape and motion. And, he is not handsome but does have good facial features to be so large.
He's got quite striking eyes. Strong featured face.
It'd be interesting to see what he'd look like if he lost the weight and his face slimmed down.
He is what he is I guess.
If he lost a bit of weight I think he could be quite attractive.
you just know his blow hole smells
Chris Christie is a fat fuck. it is a matter of fact not an opinion.
sometimes you can see his camel toe!
Fat Fuck Bully!
And OP - this should have been a poll.
How about Chris for the Lanza Story?
how does he even fit on the toilet? he probably hasn't seen his dick in decades!
Chris Christie is a TRAITOR!!!!!! His stupid horns were twisted when he got passed over for Paul Ryan! GOOD FOR MITT!!! Christie showed his TRUE colors today! What a FAT ASS JERK!!! He ain't getting relected no matter how many dripping cheese burgers he eats! He is a FAT LOSER!!! Cory Booker NEXT GOVERNOR OF NEW JERSEY!!! Get that UGLY MISERABLE MEAN TEMPERED LYING PIECE OF SH%T OUT OF OUR STATE!!! He said he wouldn't raise taxes! He was gettin Obama money from FEMA. So why is he raising taxes that disgusting fat A#$ good for nothing???
If Chris Christie at his heaviest had sex with Aretha Franklin at her heaviest, who'd be on top?
Morbidly obese Chris Christie is a good match for morbidly obese Maggie Gallagher.
Chris Christie, Aretha Franklin and Maggie Gallagher as a threesome in an inside-out Oreo sex sandwich.
I think of him as a Republican, which automatically makes him repulsive.
How about Chris for the Lanza Story?
I don't think of him at all....I keep my mind on the money.
He is the embodiment of the characteristics of New Jersians. I bet he drives like a maniac and like shit.
Fat fuck. Douche bag, lying asshole, full-of-shit, scrotum licking fucktard, asshole.
Is that too much?! Did I mention I think he's a douchebag fucktard?!
Money hungry fat piece of shit now he's ripping off the lottery and taking out the winning tickets he sucks a big one
He is going to be President in 4 yrs.
No He's Not, He's A Classless A Hole
I shudder to even begin to imagine his anus...
Mrs. Helen Bacque
Get him Michelle! He's just another lard ass.
You certainly don't need to be a doctor or genius to see that he is a fat fuck.
Chris Christie is the archetype of the "New Jersey asshole." No way is he a serious contender for the Presidency - he is repellent to the rest of the country.
He is a fat fucking pig. He is a heart attack and stroke waiting to happen. He is an obvious piece of shit because he has no care for the kids he brought into this world knowing he is going to die soon from a heart attack, or better yet stroke out and his kids can cry day after day as they visit him drooling and pooping himself in the hospital for a year or two. Fat fuck. Too bad I like his politics.
I saw him interviewed on channel 13 in NY and the interviewer asked him how come he was always saying Obama was a terrible leader who didn't know what he was doing until Christie needed his help.
His Wadness didn't even hesitate. "Oh, he has been a terrible leader, couldn't lead at all in 4 years. He just happened to get this one right. He finally acted like a leader."
He's belligerent and morbidly obese. He is so fat. Yuck.
A despicable human being.
Crude, crass, volatile,arrogant, belligerent, fugly
this fat fuck probably farts enough methane daily to power a stove, one the fat fucks wife could then cook more cake and pie for his fat ass and big mouth.... he is a loud dismal piece of shit. the fat fuck turns sideways to get through a 32 inch door, unless you throw a cookie across the threshold, fat fuck aint seen his little dick in forever. th probably has roids bigger then his fat lips..big mouth munchkin.. yes is
CC has fangurls here. Watch out.
I find his belligerent personality attractive
Fuck is too beautiful a word to associate with a Republican.
Chris Christie may be a ft fuck but he is no Fat Face Tiffani Thiessen.
I thought he showed wit, charm (in a fat fuck way) and some nascent acting talent in his appearance on Weekend Update on SNL (the Jeremy Renner episode.). Agree with the poster that say his face is actually not bad looking; I bet he would be good-looking with a ton of weight off.
Doubt if he could be elected President though; fat or not, is way too "belligerent East Coast"-ish for the rest of the country. I think.
You've ruined my life, you FAT FUCK!!!
He's a fat fuck. He also has decent political skills and some weird kind of fat guy charisma.
He'll have a lot of trouble with the GOTP if he tries for national office anytime soon. The baggers and jesus freaks will still be fucking up the Republican game for the next two or three election cycles. They hate Christie.
Also, he's just too overweight to be elected President or Vice President. The days when a fat fuck like William Howard Taft could win a national election are long gone.
He's like a beautiful mountain.
He reminds me of my rotund Italian grandfather who lived well into his 80's and was as wide as he was tall. Being fat didn't shorten his life for some odd reason.
I don't think of him as human....I don't think of him at all.
I keep my mind on the money....keeping my eyes on his fat rolls.....
I'm a chubby chaser and I want Chris Christie to shove his thick donut-eating cock up my ass.
Wow, have never known anyone on DL to say that before R141!
William Howard Taft was the only morbidly obese President, and of course he was from an era without mass media except for newspapers.
[quote]I'm a chubby chaser and I want Chris Christie to shove his thick donut-eating cock up my ass.
Best of luck to you finding his dick somewhere in all those rolls of lard.
The more Christie talks, the less viable he becomes. I hope he is invited to speak on many, many national talk shows. This guy is an oaf. A rude, belligerent oaf.
Why does a fat guy like Christie keep living but a fat guy like John Candy dies?
He's fit fat.
Christie is a fat turd.
Chris Christie has fangirls? WTF, R131?
I am hoping against hope that he won't be our President in 2016, but the Dems don't have any viable candidates, so it could happen.
He thinks he is to cool to fool, loud mouth bully, if he was a construction worker some one would put a boot up his ass and wear him like a snow shoe, but the miserable fat fuck knows he can run his mouth and bully people without anyone taking him behind the shed and putting a thump on his PIE HOLE... fat boy is full of his self.he is gonna stroke out takin a big shit one day. he claims he is healthy fat fuck ....... PLEASE
choke you fat pig dick smoker choke and do us all a favor
[quote]I'm a chubby chaser and I want Chris Christie to shove his thick donut-eating cock up my ass.
Are you also one of those people who thinks Kevin James (King of Queens) is sexy?