I think Jaclyn Smith should get an MRI or something
From her Twitter account:
[quote]My first cat was a shelter cat . I named her Bootsie Gum Drops. 10 minutes ago
[quote]My first cat was a shelter cat. I named her 'Bootsie Gum Drops'. 31 Mar
[quote]My first pet was a shelter can named Bootsie Gumdrop and was gorgeous. 7 Jan
[quote]My first pet was a shelter cat named Bootsie Gumdrop. 21 Dec
[quote]My first cat was Bootsie Gumdrops. But now my husband is allergic to cats. 3 Dec
Can't stop laughing...
Op, is this real?
Mom!! Get off the internets! LOL.
It is real. I just spent several minutes goofing off at work to scroll back to those dates to verify. There's lots of inanity on that Twitter account.
This can't be for real!
Reading twitter posts of some people in show business ruins one's image of the person and diminishes respect for the person -
because of the inanity of so many of their posts.
So twitter posts do harm to people such as Jaclyn Smith who comes across as an imbecile.
Her name for her cata is very asinine and to repeat is six times calls into question her mental stability.
Plus anyone who dwells on cats in their twitter posts is right away moronic.
I'm not sure why, but the subject title of this post alone is hysterical. Bravo, OP
What a ridiculous name for a cat.
MIss Sissy Boodles
My cat's name is Mittens.
Jaclyn Smith is a television goddess! "The American Look, How It Can Be Yours" by Jacklyn Smith is one of my most prized tomes. If you like Joan Crawford's "way of life" you may appreciate Jaclyn's as well. I am not yet brave enough to try her sparse, terrifying diet that does not allow for calories.
All of my respect for Jaclyn Smith is gone upon reading her Bootsie Gumdrops twitter posts.
the thread title literally had me LOLing. Well done, OP for bringing this matter to our attention.
I committed suicide.
Allergic my ass.
Bootsie Gum Drops
It make Jaclyn Smith sound like quite a nutcase.
No wonder she could never keep a husband.
Does she have health problems?
[quote] Does she have health problems?
Patsy, I'm 64!
I think my next boyfriend will be nick-nmed "Bootsie Gum Drops". Of course, that relationshop won't last long after the first utterance of that term of endearment, so I shall call the boyfriend after next by his given name.
I love you OP. Truly one of the funniest posts I've read in a long time.
OP follows tweets from Jaclyn Smith and SHE needs an MRI?
The MRI is needed to explain why she's a Republican.
All right, which one of you cunts Twatted to Jaclyn Smith and just prompted this?
[quote]Robert, We don't have any cats now. My husband is allergic. My first cat was a shelter cat and I named her Bootsie Gumdrops. I loved her. 30 minutes ago
ROFLMAO! Is she a robot?
Maybe it's a coded message for her dealer!
She's been off the radar for years.
Omg too fucking funny
Well now it looks like she's not only off the radar but completely off the rails!
Bootsie Gumdrops -- get me off this crazy train!
Because jellicle cats do and jellicles can.
Yes, it's just as whacky as Jaclyn
Can someone suggest she get a hypoallergenic cat?
I had all but forgotten about this thread and Jaclyn Smith and her crazy tweetering about Bootsie Gumdrops.
This has helped raise my holiday cheer level, which at the moment, is well into the red.
I am dying at this thread.
OP, you rule.
Today, a creepy tweet from Jaclyn:
[quote]Wave to children on school buses.
Can somebody who's on Twitter tweet Jaclyn with a cat question to see if she brings up Bootsie Gumdrops again?
She forgot to feed me and now I haunt her wig stand.
There is no such thing, r45. The allergen is an enzyme in the cat's saliva, which gets on their skin/fur when they groom themselves. And then it dries and flakes off and the allergic person inhales it. Every cat has that enzyme and every cat (even the hairless ones) groom themselves. And the dander is microscopic - it goes right through any and every filter.
Odd twats but I think everyone on Twitter sounds crazy, spewing out these completely random thoughts.
Cat saliva has a poison in it. If a cat bites a bird and you take the bird to a rescue organization, they absolutely must give the bird antibiotics. If they don't, the bird will do marvelously, it's wound will heal and you'll feel wonderful and then it will drop dead. Seriously. Fourteen days or so after being bitten by a cat, all birds will die if they do not get antibiotics.
She is 66 years old. It's not too young for Alzheimer's or any other kind of dementia.
What about my pussy?!
I'm going ask a friend to twitter at Jaclyn asking her if she has any name suggestions for my friend's new kitten.
I think Jaclyn should start a pet line for Kmart. With her clothing line selling so well it makes sense to extend the brand. "BODACIOUS" by Bootsie Gumdrops, pampering pet accessories at Kmart!
I had to google to find this thread as I saw it referenced in the CAs thread.
I always tell people that Jaclyn Smith is my favorite designer.
Didn't her ex-husband Dennis Cole die? He was very good-looking and I wanted him.
Yes, Dennis died.
"MRI? Clearly she needs a CAT scan, darling."
My first husband was a shelter husband. I named him Dennis Gumdrop, he was gorgeous, I loved him.
OMG this is the best laugh I've had all week. Here I was thinking Ms. Jac's most embarrassing work was being the host of "Shear Genius".