CSI season premiere, 9/21/11

Well, that sucked so bad. Spoilers inside.

• Ted Danson is the new, quirky lead, and every scene involves him making some oddball comment, and whichever two CSI regs are in the scene cut some major "WTF?" side eyes at each other. The plot was completely convoluted and involved way too many devices, including a "sex octopus" that got shot in the "hearts". But it's okay, Ted offers to buy the CSIs all breakfast in the end. Via text message. This show has "Jumped the sex octopus". What a piece of crap.

  OP

• Don't forget the ants.

• And George Eads got really fat - mostly in his face!

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• CSI has sucked since Grissom left and Fishburne's character arrived. And Ted Danson? That guy now gives me the creeps. I've only liked him on Cheers.

• Marg is looking fresh though!

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• It really sucked. And George Eads looks so old! What happened to him?

• R6, what happened to the George Eads Troll? He used to have some good little tidbits about George.

• Poor Marg, still not getting top billing.

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• And why must Carrot Top make appearances on this show. Is he the new Liberace or Wayne Newton or something?

• OP, I felt the same way and I have now given up on the show. It was ridiculous and truly jumped the shark, or in last night's case, the octopus. The writing is so bad - it really needs to just end already.

• Which acronym won the timeslot? CSI or SVU?

  The Voice of the Night

• Course, they loved it on talk CSI. Liked that they saw a member of Greg's family and that he has a potential love interest (Ecklie's daughter).

• They are giving Greg an interest love to kill the sexual chemistry between Greg (Eric Szmanda) asnd Nick (George Eads). But we know better.....

• Premiere got 12.7 million viewers and the 18th spot for the wk ending Sept 25.

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• Ted Danson creeps the living hell out of me. So much so that I feel the need to thump him with a big stick.

• He looked better in blackface.

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• Ok... just how fat was Georgie? I need a current pic for verification.

• I want some comments to this thread, dammit. And, a fat pic of Georgie.

• I want some Jorja gossip. You insiders are letting us down!!

• Why George Eads' face is bloated?

• Ecklie's daughter is ugleee.

• Has Ted Danson gotten any better or does he still stick out like an ugly, creepy Q-tip?

• I almost prefer Fishburne over Danson. Or, I guess, fat bore over creepy turd.