I can''t afford a liposuction doctor and I am tired of being fat. Has anyone here performed self lipo at home? How did it go? Any tips?
Just stab yourself and shove the vacuum hose in there.\
Use a Dyson.\
I prefer the mile for lipo- and blow- jobs.
Fuck me! I mean''t MIELE. Fucking autocorrect--I eat shit...
Don''t be silly OP. For the amount of time you would have to take off work to recover, you are better off developing a coke habit. %0D\
Tapeworms are tempting but the thought of one wiggling about inside of me is creepy.
Those flesh-eating bacteria, OP ... can be harnessed and controlled.\
Scientists in Budapest are very close the making this startling announcement!
Just make sure you use a fresh bag!
see a shrink
OP, even if you had a liposuction, the real work starts after the surgery to prevent fat from accumulating.\
Get to a gym and get busy. You know what to do.\
Lipo is painful, too.
It''s fun and easy! You need just three simple tools: a box cutter, a straw and a glue gun. It gives total new meaning to the term "self-suck." The results are amazing! The difference in how you will look the next day is stark!
There''s home lipo kits now available at your local drug store. Good Luck!!!!
I wish people took this thread more seriously. I have a pesky four pounds that I just CANNOT get rid of!
LeAnn Rimes-Cibrian, finishing up a Cheerio for breakfast
You can get the special lipo suction tube for your Hoover. They often have them used on eBay for less than $50.
R9 what are you talking about?\
I was told that one cannot exercise for 6 weeks after lipo. What real work are you talking about?
I could self-suck nose to nuts when I was a teen.
I thought you''d like to know that
Dead fraus tell no tales.
bump, still waiting for answers.
[quote] For the amount of time you would have to take off work to recover, you are better off developing a coke habit.
Since I'm sure that the OP is G/R/Umpy and he's currently unemployed this should work out well for him.
Forget the lipo, I want to hear more from r15!
Oh, is that why he keeps bumping all these threads from months ago?
What an idiot.
I think Suzanne Somers sells a do-it-yourself lipo machine on her website. Check it out OP.
Get a reverse-cycle Hoover with the lipo attachment. They work great!!!!
Whatever you do, don't get a Dyson lipo. Everyone who has used that ends up with a lisp.
Umpina...do not try it.
I want to hear from someone who has had lipo.
If you really want to lose fat, get your spleen removed. ...it secrets a hormone that aids the body in storing fat, you really don't need your spleen for anything, if you're fit.
Just poke yourself with an ice pick and let all the gravy run out.
Well, you will be dead if you do it but feel free.
You can order a lipo kit from the Flow-bee people.
Hell No, Fuck That Shit. Fuck you all.... Eat shit
If they sucked the fat out of me there would be nothing left in my head, lips or ass.
I had Smart Lipo done on my upper and lower abs and also my chin/neck in December. Takes 3 months for the swelling to go all the way down. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND you read the stories at the following website before you do anything like lipo.