Well you''d never have to worry about where to place your cocktail while you light a cigarette.
Rich Celebrities don''t go to prison in America.
[quote]Rich Celebrities don''t go to prison in America.\
except for that nice jewish gentleman who swindled all that money away a few years ago. . . .
Explanation please, R10.
r11 i think the poster is suggesting that damon has a big booty...
Thank you, R15.
He''s already in prison, married to that fugly beard of his.
His choice, R17.
I think like most male actors he''d handle it well enough.To qoute Mr Burns(simpsons) "I''d never seen a man take to a Turkish prison so quickly"
Probably quite well since the one thing Americans, in prison or out, care more about that their own dicks, is becoming important by cozying up to the right people, in this case, with the hope of becoming a star once they make parole.
Wayland Flowers, with my hand up a wooden woman''s dress
Matt Damon was #1 until Nick Jonas arrived.
They would do things to him that would spook the livestock. So would I.
What a truly weird thread, even for Datalounge.
Thank you, R24. I try. Thanks for the great responses. Keep ''em coming.
Why would people think he nneds his pants custom made? Is there such a thing as custom-made jeans?
Isn't it great that special needs people such as R14 feel comfortable enough to post here on the DL? And then let everyone fill in their gaps in basic comprehension? Well, it all of our job, isn't it?
Let us know if you can't find you bus stop to get home, dear.
I think Recker and Damon's asses are in the same league.
The Jonai are in the minors.
In what ways are Damon's and Recker' asses similar and dissimilar?
What do you mean by "both ways", R40?
I guy I used to work with had a freakishly protruding behind like Damon, only he wasn't attractive, he was short and he worked in accounts. Some white guys are blessed with this type of figure but mostly it just makes them look dumpy..
Lovely imagery: "freakishly protruding".
[quote]What a truly weird thread, even for Datalounge.
You ain't from around here, are you?
From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.
R29, that's an old pic and even after all those weeks on DWTS Rob K's ass is still like something hanging off the back end of William Conrad.
Matt Damon probably has the most voluptuous male ass of any male celebrity. Anthony Recker may have a more voluptuous, curvaceous, rounder and bigger ass, but he's obviously not a major celebrity like Damon. Other major celebs may have bigger or tighter butts, but Damon's is probably more curvaceous, rounder and has better overall qualities, including size, than that of any other major male celebs.
I wonder whether Matt Damon's female co-stars ever think, "He's got a better body than me" or whether he thinks "I have a better body than her.". What do you think?
This guy has a very average male ass.
R77, why do so many here like it then?
So many? Hardly. It's a few trolls posting over and over again.
From Matt Damon's imdb message board:
"It is an abnormally huge ass, at least he wouldn't need to take a cushion on the plane."
There's be a lot of soap droppin in the showers.
Hopefully he'll find a one-term daddy with some BALLS, maybe...
Why "BALLS", R83?
It would be rape rape.
More about Damon. He's hot.
He'd be at play in the fields of the lord.
More Damon prison fantasies please.
his bubble butt would get it's very own cell
I think this is less a matter of how he would be treated and more a matter of how his ass would be treated. He may go into prison with a round, plump ass but assuredly he would emerge with an ass pried open much wider and alot smaller and flatter--sort of pushed in looking. If he wasn't definitely gay going in, he would be upon leaving prison having left behind alot of satisfied fellow prisoners who got plenty of pieces of Damon ass.
"more a matter of how his ass would be treated"
How would it be treated and why?