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Secret voyeur/sniffer?

Just curious who else likes to be a voyeur or a "sniffer".....have you taken a whiff of a buddy's jock, socks, shoes etc without his knowledge? Roommate, coworker, etc? I'm interested in hearing about their response if you were caught (and no, it doesn't always have to be a sexual response....just curious if they were flattered, pissed, etc.)

by Anonymousreply 172December 9, 2020 1:20 AM

I'll start....

My freshman year in college I had a hot wrestler roommate, but he didn't say much to me or act very friendly all year.

I would find his jocks and sniff them when I jacked off....did it all year.

In May a week before school ended I jacked off in the morning after a final. I fell asleep with his jock on my bed. He came in and saw it and asked me about it. He apparently kinda already knew. He wasn't mad when he asked.

That night he woke me up in the middle of the night and said, "You wanna sniff the real thing?" I blew him then, and every night the rest of our remaining week together.

I did have a neighbor, later, who put it together that I was "borrowing" his running shoes to sniff. He was a little weirded out but said he was flattered. No action there, though. (too bad, he was hot.)

by Anonymousreply 1September 3, 2011 4:15 PM

I've only done it once in my entire life. I was staying with a buddy of mine (we were both military at the time...he's since separated) and while he was at work, I pulled a pair of his underwear from the hamper and smelled them. It was kind of hot, but not as hot as he was.

by Anonymousreply 2September 3, 2011 4:29 PM

totally, I love it. all the time

by Anonymousreply 3September 3, 2011 4:33 PM

When I've looked for roommates, I'd pick them on hotness, and always sniffed their underwear and undergear.

by Anonymousreply 4September 3, 2011 10:43 PM

I hope the sniffing is sniffing of the front of the underwear. No one's specified, so I was just wondering.

by Anonymousreply 5September 3, 2011 10:54 PM

I don't think anyone's ever sniffed my underwear!

by Anonymousreply 6September 3, 2011 10:58 PM

[R5] yes, thank you.

*shudders at scat idea*

by Anonymousreply 7September 3, 2011 11:10 PM

Dee Dee Halls gets panty raided all the time.

by Anonymousreply 8September 3, 2011 11:46 PM

To: ALL EMPLOYEES%0D %0D From: HR DEPARTMENT%0D %0D %0D Please be advised that this holiday season we will be having Secret Sniffer instead of Secret Santa. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 9September 4, 2011 12:04 AM

I had a bf that used to tell me he would sniff my underwear whenever I went out of town and he was starting to miss me. I was taken aback at first, but later on I thought it was sweet.

by Anonymousreply 10September 4, 2011 2:39 AM

My college roommate used to beat off into a sock while I was at class. Soon after I got home from my two, he would leave for his three. He used the same sock for a LONG time too!

by Anonymousreply 11September 4, 2011 6:47 AM

R1, really now.%0D %0D 2/10.

by Anonymousreply 12September 4, 2011 7:11 AM

Uh, [R12], it happened. I am so shy that it was insane luck on my part, but it did.

I only wish I could have gotten him to fuck me. He had such a tight beefy body and I would have cum just feeling him rock back and forth in my hole....

by Anonymousreply 13September 4, 2011 2:09 PM

Jockstraps are calling out to be sniffed.

by Anonymousreply 14September 5, 2011 5:17 PM

[R14] where? where?

lol

by Anonymousreply 15September 5, 2011 6:35 PM

I have a new coworker who is one of the most stunning men I've ever met. Big furry forearms,, chest hair popping out the collar, full red beard and stunning green eyes. And size 13 shoes, which, I just learned friday, he leaves under his desk and switches to sneakers for biking home.

They smell wonderful.

by Anonymousreply 16September 6, 2011 2:49 AM

[R16] Wow, that made me hard just reading that!

by Anonymousreply 17September 6, 2011 2:58 AM

Honest question...is this a strictly male thing? I can't imagine women doing this. Even if she was the horniest, straightest woman on the planet, I just can't picture them sniffing a man's used underwear or socks in order to get turned on.

by Anonymousreply 18September 6, 2011 3:52 AM

And just think, there could be someone out there right now who's smelling your stuff! Hot and creepy, huh?

by Anonymousreply 19September 6, 2011 7:35 AM

I used to think the whole idea was gross. Then one year in college I worked at a summer camp. We shared our cabin with some of the Staff in training, who did a four week stint. %0D %0D I was 20, he was 16 and very stunning. Came from a rough family background and he really opened up to me. We had some great conversations and I was very attracted to him. He was short, well built, and very cute in a boy next door sort of way. One day when the cabin was empty I reached for boxers and decided to see what it would be like to sniff.%0D %0D Mmmm I don't know how it is for every guy for him it was a wonderful smell. I think I may have tried to jerk off with his boxers one time , Ican't remember. But I still remember him.

by Anonymousreply 20September 6, 2011 11:14 PM

The sweat contains pheromones which are chemical substances that are identified as an olfactory cause for sexual attraction. So it is very normal that you are aroused when sniffing the underwear.

by Anonymousreply 21April 14, 2012 4:51 AM

There is a guy at work who wears a really nice cologne. When I walk by his desk, I always take a big whiff. But I don't think that's what y'all are talking about here.

by Anonymousreply 22April 14, 2012 5:08 AM

I've sniffed the underwear of a guy I worked for at his home. I love sniffing a guys muscular forearm. I can get off on that alone. I did it to a guy once when he was asleep. I wish I could find a guy that would let me sniff his forearms until I cum but I seem to be the only guy in the world with this fetish.

by Anonymousreply 23September 5, 2012 5:35 AM

I like going to parties. Then go to the bathroom or go in a room and get to sniff the hot guys underwear. I like smelling the crotch. Instant cum.

by Anonymousreply 24September 5, 2012 7:37 AM

I liked R1's post also and wished it had ended sooner at: "He wasn't mad when he asked."

This ending would left a scent of intrique and marvel in the air. Not unlike a used jockstrap...

by Anonymousreply 25September 7, 2012 3:46 PM

I stole a sweaty jockstrap from a locker room.

by Anonymousreply 26September 7, 2012 4:04 PM

I smell the front and the back, R5. Yeah, I'd refrain if I saw a stain, but buttmusk - not scat - is HOT.

I can almost always tell if a guy is uncut just by the odor he leaves behind in his briefs. Great sense of smell here.

by Anonymousreply 27September 7, 2012 4:14 PM

I find such smells disgusting not arousing.

by Anonymousreply 28September 7, 2012 4:55 PM

R28 huffs Lemon Pledge

by Anonymousreply 29September 7, 2012 5:04 PM

I've got one. One time my neighbour invited me and my parents over for a visit and she has a son, lets call him Chad, who is 6'3" black and soooo hot so he was at his dad's house so my parents were outside chatting with his Mom and she said I could go inside so while they were talking I went in his bedroom and in his laundry basket I found his unwashed boxer briefs. I dug my nose so deep in those that I got a boner from that man-musk and I just had to take care of that. That was such a thrill. So I came in the crotch of those and then I put them back in the basket. I then looked in his nightstand drawer and found several extra extra large condoms which was like the best part. The second time I did this was when I was at his grad party and there was a dirty pair lying on the ground in his bathroom. I picked them up as he walked around the corner and saw me to talk to me. I don't know if he saw me holding his underwear. I hope he did, that would be hot.

by Anonymousreply 30November 11, 2013 6:57 AM

I had this male cat who would sniff my bf's underwear and then walk around for about 5 minutes with his mouth open and then repeat the process several times.

by Anonymousreply 31November 11, 2013 7:19 AM

I did this once. Ended up in a roommate situation with a friend. I thought he was sexy but didn't want to complicate things with lust.

One day when he was at work I picked up a pair of his used underwear and inhaled. I was prepared for some eye-crossing stank, but it just smelled kinda horsey- like stables and saddles.

He's one of those guys who can go a couple days w/o showering and just smell... male.

by Anonymousreply 32November 13, 2013 8:50 PM

So glad my thread lives on!

by Anonymousreply 33November 14, 2013 5:50 AM

I am laughing my fucking ass off at R31. Love this thread, and that one came out of nowhere!

I had a roommate in college who I used to have non-anal sex with in high school and about a half dozen times our freshman year of college when we roomed together. I don't know why I felt the need to go sneaking around like this, but I definitely dug his just-worn pajama bottoms and boxer shorts out of his hamper and sniffed them as soon as he left the room, all the time. He was 6'4", huge cock, great crotch funk. It's because of him that I'm a stinkhound now.

I sniff my downstairs neighbors' shoes, too. They leave them on a shoe rack outside their door. Posted this in the "Do you do secret pervy things?" thread.

by Anonymousreply 34November 15, 2013 4:25 AM

I was over at my straight buddies house one day and found a bag with his dirty hockey clothes in it. I went through it and found his jock. I picked it up and started sniffing it. The smell was something I can't compare to anything but it smelled good. As I was sniffing them he walked in the room and caught me with his jock up to my face. He looked at me and laughed and asked if I liked them. I told him I did. I was shocked at what he said next. He said, "I didn't shower yet, do you want to smell the real thing?" and pointed at his crotch. I said sure! He dropped his pants and boxers for me. I was in heaven!!!

by Anonymousreply 35March 24, 2014 11:46 PM

r35, hmmmmmmm, Nifty story, got any more

by Anonymousreply 36March 25, 2014 12:02 AM

R31, my cat had a thing for bras. Every time I had a woman roommate, at some point he would come tearing into my room and run under the bed with a bra in his mouth.

He would also, even though he was neutered, hump their pillows sometimes if he managed to score some 'alone time' in their rooms.

by Anonymousreply 37March 25, 2014 12:09 AM

r37's pussy is a pervert!

I'm a bi-female and while I've never sniffed a guys undies or jock, I certainly DO love to pick up a t-shirt that a guy has just taken off or smell the sheets after sex (but that's with a male OR female partner).

The mere thought of sniffing a guy's jock is hilarious and would probably make me pass out from the stench.

But to each his own! Rock on, girls!

by Anonymousreply 38March 25, 2014 12:22 AM

I currently live with a straight guy, I'm completely in love with him and he's the sexiest man alive to me. Every time I'm home and he nor my other roommate aren't home I sneak into his room and steal his dirty boxers/socks/tshirts. He's a tiny little twink and wears boxer briefs so I can wear them on my face perfectly while jerking. I even stole a few pair so i can sniff them anytime i want (i sniff front and back.) I also smell his shoes whenever i can.

by Anonymousreply 39July 23, 2015 2:56 PM

Love this!

by Anonymousreply 40July 23, 2015 3:02 PM

I seriously pulled out my cock and shot a load at my desk reading R1.

by Anonymousreply 41July 24, 2015 3:00 PM

R1 is a hot story!

by Anonymousreply 42September 18, 2019 12:42 AM

I sniff my fingers. Does that count? Ron Hanke in 8th grade noticed it, and wouldn't stop teasing me about it.

by Anonymousreply 43September 18, 2019 1:03 AM

I only did this once. When I was about 15 I was in lust with my best friend's older brother. They went on vacation and his parents asked me to get their mail, water their plants, etc. The whole week they were gone I spent hours raiding his room, smelling his underwear, his speedos and looking for porn under his mattress. I jerked off on his bed multiple times. One day I tried on a pair of his underwear and shot my load without touching myself. He had all the same underwear so I took the pair home. I always wondered if he knew.

by Anonymousreply 44September 18, 2019 1:05 AM

Hot, r44!

by Anonymousreply 45September 18, 2019 1:15 AM

I smell my armpits, too!

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by Anonymousreply 46September 18, 2019 1:15 AM

I kind of get the underwear thing but i do not understand the shoe/socks thing at all.

by Anonymousreply 47September 18, 2019 1:30 AM

LOL - I was OP/R1 and am surprised to see this thread come back after 8 years!

by Anonymousreply 48September 18, 2019 1:31 AM

We need more details r48.

by Anonymousreply 49September 18, 2019 1:32 AM

U can sniff my underwear but they’re kinda gnarly.

by Anonymousreply 50September 18, 2019 1:35 AM

My first partner was a Funeral Director I would take his sweaty Bostonians and smell them and J/O. He walked in on me one time , stripped barefoot and said here's the real thing pervert.

by Anonymousreply 51September 18, 2019 1:46 AM

[quote]As Philip Tierno, professor of microbiology and pathology at New York University, explained to HuffPost, our underwear sits atop the skin around the area that contains E. coli. No matter how much you try to wash it away from your skin, Tierno said, you can’t really get rid of it all, which means it could end up on your underwear.

[quote]there’s roughly a 10th of a gram of poop in an average pair of washed underwear, according to Dr. Charles Gerba, a professor of microbiology at the University of Arizona

Just a few stats to consider.

by Anonymousreply 52September 18, 2019 1:56 AM

I had a pair of sweaty gym shorts stolen from my gym bag a couple of months ago when I went to take a shower. I don't have a clue who did it, but really, I feel kinda complimented. I keep looking for some kind of subtle hint from someone, but, alas, nothing! Still, it's a hot feeling.

by Anonymousreply 53September 18, 2019 2:19 AM

This thread started out being about two things, but ended up only being about one.

If someone decides to start an active thread about voyeurism, I have stories (real) to tell.

by Anonymousreply 54September 18, 2019 2:28 AM

That is hot r53

by Anonymousreply 55September 18, 2019 2:29 AM

Go ahead, r54.

by Anonymousreply 56September 18, 2019 11:29 AM

I don’t do it In secret

by Anonymousreply 57September 18, 2019 11:30 AM

As OP I'd like to hear more voyeurism stories, too. I have a few of my own & can share.

by Anonymousreply 58September 18, 2019 2:56 PM

Start a thread with that as a topic.

by Anonymousreply 59September 18, 2019 5:15 PM

R53 it was me

by Anonymousreply 60September 19, 2019 8:54 PM

We never got to hear any voyeur stories.

by Anonymousreply 61November 30, 2019 6:11 AM

DLers have that old man smell. I wouldn't sniff their underwear.

by Anonymousreply 62November 30, 2019 9:33 AM

I once stood next to a guy in the subway. He had the most intoxicating musk. I admit I moved closer to smell him better.

by Anonymousreply 63November 30, 2019 9:55 AM

I was staying at my brothers. His housemate was hot and straight. I took his satin boxer shorts from under his pillow and sniffed them and put them on. I blew a load with them on my face sucking the fly, then put them back,

by Anonymousreply 64November 30, 2019 10:19 AM

OP or anyone else, I'm confused. I'm a bit of a voyeur, but that's not "secret" and I have no interest in secretly sniffing anyone's anything. Would you please clarify how those two different activities are interrelated?

by Anonymousreply 65November 30, 2019 10:28 AM

r65 sweetie, OP is long gone, this thread was created eight years ago. Perhaps she is in jail for stealing and sniffing people's smalls.

by Anonymousreply 66November 30, 2019 10:49 AM

R66, thanks, I should've checked more closely.

-65

by Anonymousreply 67November 30, 2019 10:56 AM

On more than one occasion— As I teen I housesit for my best friends family - sniffed, wore and jacked in his briefs and dads boxers. As an adult - my roommate, best friend. Miss those days.

by Anonymousreply 68November 30, 2019 12:29 PM

R68 you never got caught??

by Anonymousreply 69November 30, 2019 12:38 PM

ANYONE EVER STEAL the used condom of a hot built guy that was beyond straight but that you lusted after?

by Anonymousreply 70November 30, 2019 12:53 PM

R70, I'm confused. Please tell me how you (or anyone) could accomplish that?

by Anonymousreply 71November 30, 2019 12:58 PM

My best friend and I shared a locker room in high school. I went to a huge public suburban school and he would put his stuff in my locker because I had the better locker location. He was straight, an athlete and I was madly in love with him. It was pure and utter torture. I stole his briefs twice, straight from his gym bag and they were a powerful masturbation aid. Just knowing they touched his crotch and getting to smell him when I would never be able to enjoy the real thing went a long way when I was a teenaged closet case ready to combust at all times. I’ve never been more in lust with someone in my life.

by Anonymousreply 72November 30, 2019 1:04 PM

R68 here - no I came close once. They came home earlier than expected - I was like a mad man dressing - throw the briefs back in the hamper etc.

by Anonymousreply 73November 30, 2019 1:14 PM

R72 what type of briefs - bet you remember every detail!

by Anonymousreply 74November 30, 2019 1:14 PM

R71, oh, i had my ways...

by Anonymousreply 75November 30, 2019 1:38 PM

R75 what does one do with discarded semen? Swallow it?

by Anonymousreply 76November 30, 2019 1:40 PM

I had a woman put her panties in my desk. Wish guys would hit on me like women do.

by Anonymousreply 77November 30, 2019 1:47 PM

R77 unusual you say that because I've had many advances from women! I find them attractive and alluring and I dated girls when I was and adolescent. Don't want to get into particulars, but I don't want to have an intimate relationship with a woman. Maybe we should be a bit thankful? All I've wanted though is one good man who'll respect me and be loyal.

by Anonymousreply 78November 30, 2019 1:56 PM

R70 ew, for what? Witchcraft?

by Anonymousreply 79November 30, 2019 2:07 PM

R76.. well first you "worship it" looking at it hard and long when you realize that the handsome muscled straight stud of your lust erection was in it and now his sperm/semen/cum is resting in it, the ultimate symbol of his sexuality, masculinity, and sexual surrender. the result of both his being the ultimate animal in control and at the same time the horny male animal MADE to surrender and give it up to his more powerful woman's puss... after looking at it and thinking all of this, you then yes, devour the insides and knowing who it came from...

then you place it on your OWN erection and whack with it, knowing your erection is now where his erection and load was..

it's LITERALLY TO ME THE ULTIMATE POWER TRIP AND THE CLOSEST one can be to a straight handsome muscle stud that you lust after without actually having physical sex with them. it's sex with them second hand!.. and of course the whole idea that they have NO IDEA that you purloined their used condom for your own pervy sexy power trip over them, makes it that much more dirty kinky erotic hot!..

by Anonymousreply 80November 30, 2019 2:26 PM

And where did you find these condoms r80? The object of your affections just left them everywhere he went?

by Anonymousreply 81November 30, 2019 2:49 PM

R81... as brittany murphy stated to michael douglas in that movie "i'll never tell"!lol!

oh, and it was 3 different handsome built muscle studs not just 1!!!...

by Anonymousreply 82November 30, 2019 3:04 PM

I've actually seen that happen, r31. The cat would raise his head, mouth open, for a few seconds, then go back to work on the underwear. In this case though, the cat caught me watching, slunk down off the bed, and trotted out of the room, belly to the ground, looking very guilty.

by Anonymousreply 83November 30, 2019 3:41 PM

My new boyfriend came home from work for lunch one day only to find me pumping it with his hot, red trunk briefs on my face and my legs overhead, propped against the wall behind his bed. I was so drunk on the manly scent of his fat balls still lingering in those shorts. When he opened the door, I couldn't do anything else about it, so although I was surprised and embarrassed, I just grinned at him and kept going, and I shot a geyser of a load all over the shorts and my face. He froze and stared at this scene, wide-eyed and slack-jawed. I started giggling and asked him, "Sorry, was that weird? I've never been compelled to do this before, but that's just how much you turn me on."

We're now married and have been together 11 years.

by Anonymousreply 84December 1, 2019 12:28 AM

R84 that's hot and erotic! I can't help but think if more men were into each other like that and did that, they'd stay together and only fuck each other.

-Gen Xer

by Anonymousreply 85December 1, 2019 8:46 AM

You perverts should be in jail

by Anonymousreply 86December 1, 2019 2:09 PM

R86 if you are who I think you are, you should be in prison. If you are not, then nothing personal. Just mind your own business, please.

by Anonymousreply 87December 1, 2019 2:19 PM

What about the pussy juices on the outside of the condom R80?

by Anonymousreply 88December 19, 2019 10:54 AM

I sold my underwear once on eBay back in 2000 when the didn't have any restrictions on clothing.

I got $20 and bought the briefs for $2 from Ross

by Anonymousreply 89December 19, 2019 11:45 AM

R88.. well of course you clean the OUTSIDE thoroughly, as it's what's inside (and what it held) that is the focus of it all..

by Anonymousreply 90December 19, 2019 1:36 PM

My sex mouth is all over my str8 married buddy.

by Anonymousreply 91December 20, 2019 12:04 AM

Nice to see my old thread is still alive!

by Anonymousreply 92December 21, 2019 10:17 PM

This thread is why they hate us.

by Anonymousreply 93December 21, 2019 10:28 PM

One guy left I liked left his shirt behind in the locker room. I figured it was meant to be me and took it. Never washed it.

by Anonymousreply 94December 21, 2019 10:47 PM

All the time, at the gym, roomates etc. I was caught twice. 16yo I sneaked into an empty renovated building next door to my grandfather's house in the countryside and found some construction workers dirty undies. I was sniffind them avidly when I heard a shocked ' what ARE you DOING ?? ' behind me. It was my 17yo sister. Awkward. We never talked about it. Then at the gym, I was 30ish or late twenties. I was sniffing a super hot older guy jock in the locker rooms when the man himself came in and caught me. He started chatting me up, said he was working nearby, that I was welcome to see his office etc. I was too embarrassed to take the bait. So stupid. He was hot and nice and built... Youth.

by Anonymousreply 95December 21, 2019 11:00 PM

R94 my ex left his undershirt but it got washed. I treasure it. Also have a packet of his expensive lube we never used. They accompany treasured memories.

R95 damn that man wanted you! That scenario never happened to me, but when I was young I was so timid I also missed a lot of opportunities. A freaking pilot hit on me and I missed it. Scared the freak out of me because I was not out at work and I thought is this man crazy because we could both get fired!

If I had hot sex and didn't have to work or do anything important I wouldn't shower the next day and enjoyed the scent of sex and the man I was with on me. Anyone else?

by Anonymousreply 96December 21, 2019 11:05 PM

Hell yeah, r96, love that lingering after-aroma...

by Anonymousreply 97December 22, 2019 12:10 AM

Hell yes, R97. I do enjoy the smell of a twink’s hole as it lingers on my stache and in my nose hairs several hours after munching his pink canal. When I catch that twang of nutty, pungent boy butt, I start furiously sniffing, making frantic noises and looking like a fucking pig, with my upper lip shoved into my nostrils.

R80 was spot on. It’s a fucking religious experience when I get to huff man odors.

by Anonymousreply 98December 22, 2019 3:16 AM

this thread is HOT

by Anonymousreply 99December 22, 2019 4:12 AM

R98 what you describe was not my general train of thought. Please note the number of likes on your WW. Thanks.

R96

by Anonymousreply 100December 22, 2019 7:55 AM

R100's post, translated to audio

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by Anonymousreply 101December 22, 2019 1:58 PM

R101 bite me. You don't recognize common courtesy.

by Anonymousreply 102December 22, 2019 2:18 PM

In my experience, tighty whities hold the aroma of a hot dick the longest.

by Anonymousreply 103December 22, 2019 2:19 PM

R103 of course except maybe for a jockstrap or some other specialty garment

by Anonymousreply 104December 22, 2019 2:25 PM

Was staying at my brother in law and sister in laws house and spotted a pair of his boxer briefs on the floor of their bedroom. Sniffed the fuck out of them and got hard as a rock thinking about my brother in laws huge cock (saw it once before when he was super drunk and barged into the bathroom when I was brushing my teeth, pulled out his cock and started pissing. He saw me glance over, saw my eyes grow as I realized how fucking big he was flaccid and he smiled and was like.. I know... I’m the biggest of all my brothers). So fucking hot.

by Anonymousreply 105December 22, 2019 2:48 PM

R101 — I played that for my Siberian Husky and she came completely unglued. Thanks for posting it.

by Anonymousreply 106December 22, 2019 6:58 PM

I miss sleep overs and the ability to sniff my friends briefs and bikinis (late 1980s teen here)

by Anonymousreply 107December 22, 2019 7:53 PM

Y'all are pervs.

by Anonymousreply 108December 23, 2019 2:54 AM

Fuck- I mean “post.”

by Anonymousreply 109December 23, 2019 5:15 AM

R108 you might be an idiot. The sense of scent is directly associated with memory. If i smell anything, sexual or non-sexual, it immediately activates a memory and emotion. My ex smelled and tasted so good, i'll never forget him. Just last month i was lying in bed thinking about him and almost blew a load just fantasizing about him and what we did together without touching myself. I was covered in pre.

by Anonymousreply 110December 23, 2019 5:56 AM

I stole a pair of my uncle's (by marriage) underwear when I was a young teen because he was so sexy and because I walked by his bedroom one morning and he was lying there on his back with his hands on his crotch. Covers were up but I'm sure he was hard. I jerked off to that for weeks. With his underwear.

by Anonymousreply 111December 23, 2019 7:27 AM

I pay a hot str8 co worker to let me sniff his ass in the toilet.....I cum huge...

by Anonymousreply 112December 23, 2019 7:32 AM

R112 LOL i bet he loves that alot more than working overtime! And a str8 man wilingly does this? Odd....

by Anonymousreply 113December 23, 2019 7:47 AM

bump

by Anonymousreply 114December 23, 2019 11:42 AM

If I'm home by myself and having a wank session and need extra inspiration to finish I will grab my husband's sneakers. A couple whiffs of those always does the trick

by Anonymousreply 115December 23, 2019 12:05 PM

R115 seriously?

by Anonymousreply 116December 23, 2019 12:10 PM

R116 yep

by Anonymousreply 117December 23, 2019 12:18 PM

How big are his feet, R115?

by Anonymousreply 118December 23, 2019 12:22 PM

Who bumped this disgusting thread. You should be crucified, cunt.

by Anonymousreply 119December 23, 2019 12:30 PM

You'll have to find your fainting couch in another thread, R119. Grown men are talking here.

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by Anonymousreply 120December 23, 2019 12:34 PM

R118 11.5

by Anonymousreply 121December 23, 2019 12:45 PM

Men, right. Revolting pigs who also eat feces off the floor.

by Anonymousreply 122December 23, 2019 12:46 PM

My first job was at a firm with a law office full of attractive partners. One of the hottest was a blond beauty mid 30s who ran several times a week before going home to his wife and kids. At the time, I thought he looked like Brad Pitt's more handsome brother. His dimples and a great smile made him hard to ignore. He'd change into his running cloths in his office, run and return in about an hour. I would hang around on those evenings and jack off while sniffing his plaid boxers, dark otc socks and his warm black tasseled loafers. Heaven for several years. Twenty years later, I still get a hardon when I see Brooks Brother's loafers.

by Anonymousreply 123December 23, 2019 12:54 PM

R121 so hot!

R122 I would have done that, too!

by Anonymousreply 124December 23, 2019 3:28 PM

I like to sniff my husband's armpits after a long day. I also love the smell of his groin. I sniff his briefs, his pillow, his shirts. He likes it, turns him on.

by Anonymousreply 125December 24, 2019 9:29 AM

This thread reminded me of this story from Australian parliament.

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by Anonymousreply 126December 24, 2019 9:31 AM

R125 Cool, nothing unusual about that. Believe that's called pheromones. Many gays like to lick pits. Two of my exes (both hairy natural blonds) smelled and tasted great all over. The last and The Best liked being eaten out, which isn't my thing, but i didn't mind doing it for him when requested, since he cared about me and rocked my world. Hopefully he sees and recognizes this. Happy holidays, my dear "A". :-)

by Anonymousreply 127December 24, 2019 12:12 PM

Sniffing armpits, crotches and asses is all very hot to me. Strangely, I'm not into feet. But I see that lots of people are.

by Anonymousreply 128December 24, 2019 10:00 PM

R128 I didn't say anything about sniffing crotches and asses! Before webcams came along, i had no idea how many freaks there are into feet! And i mean straight, bi and gay! I'm not much afraid to publishe anything that's the truth, but i can't publish details about the freaking hot hung man i met who's at least a 9/10. He came to my apartmentand all we did involved my socked feet and his massive erection in his pants. SMH

by Anonymousreply 129December 24, 2019 10:10 PM

I'm 95 percent bottom, but I had a top guy who loved sucking my toes and feet. I'm a short-ish bottom w/pretty big/wide feet, which I guess he liked, and after we'd fooled around a while he'd ask me to wear tube socks on Casual Fridays with hi-top sneakers, and then peel them all off of me and suck and lick my feet for what seemed like hours before he fucked me.

Good times.

by Anonymousreply 130December 24, 2019 10:30 PM

R112 that's nasty.

by Anonymousreply 131January 25, 2020 3:43 PM

Smell my shit!

by Anonymousreply 132January 25, 2020 10:49 PM

Boop

by Anonymousreply 133January 31, 2020 1:28 AM

I love stealing a hot jockstrap from someone’s locker at the gym.

by Anonymousreply 134January 31, 2020 1:52 AM

What I don’t understand is why you freaks would steal someone’s underwear when you could get the real thing?

I have posted before (and been shamed) because I am obsessed with the smell of young guys with unwashed white cock and balls. I LOVE going down on white dudes with that scent and have actually told guys not to shower before they come get head.

Why not just go for the real thing you weirdos?

by Anonymousreply 135January 31, 2020 2:22 AM

That was a pretty random fact you put in first sentence of your story, R51.

by Anonymousreply 136January 31, 2020 2:37 AM

R135.. and how do you propose they get the "real thing" when it's some gorgeous super straight hunk? it's the next best thing to steal their underwear, jockstrap, even used condoms! it's 2nd hand sex with them and a kinky power trip especially when they DON"T know what you have done to them(stealing such souvenirs!)..

by Anonymousreply 137January 31, 2020 1:59 PM

R137, have you heard of a gloryhole?

by Anonymousreply 138January 31, 2020 4:20 PM

R138 a straight built hunk is going to go to a gloryhole?.. they all do?...

by Anonymousreply 139January 31, 2020 9:21 PM

I had a neighbor who would sniff my undies.

In order to save a turn on a washing machine in our building, we would place a basket of dirty laundry on the machine.

Anyhow, I had forgotten that I placed the basket on the machine, and later that day, my neighbor knocked on my door, and told me that I’d forgotten my laundry, so he put it in the washer for me.

I was a tad alarmed, but more curious as to how he knew the laundry was mine.

His answer was that the undies were small and pretty, and smelled good, just like me.

I was flabbergasted. Never had anyone said something like, “I just checked out sniffed your lingerie.”

It’s too bad he wasn’t my cup of tea, especially because he was married. Lol! I might have just pulled him into my apartment, right then and there, otherwise.

I have buried my head into the pillow of a lover, or slept next to his shirt, but I’ve never done so to the items belonging to someone I’m not intimate with.

by Anonymousreply 140February 4, 2020 10:59 AM

Yeah, sure that happened, r140.

by Anonymousreply 141April 27, 2020 3:23 PM

[quote] Was staying at my brother in law and sister in laws house

Huh?

by Anonymousreply 142April 27, 2020 5:20 PM

I've almost never cum too soon or without touching myself, but the one time I did was when I did a hookup with a guy that I talked to on a local chat line sorta thing.

He told me he had big feet but didn't get specific about size. I went to his place & we hit it off - tall guy, probably Polish or Eastern European background....we made out - got into bed, and I knelt at the foot of the bed, peeled off his socks, and licked his toes - his feet were so big and SO wide. He put them on my face and said, "yeah, lick those big size 15's" and I just fucking shot my load right there. (Luckily we both came multiple times that night.)

by Anonymousreply 143August 20, 2020 10:35 PM

Ima. Few occasions I’ve done this at the gym when a hot guy has left his underwear or shorts on the floor or bench when showering. Not easy to pull off because of the risk for being caught so I think I’ve only done it three times, in gyms with rows lof lockers and minimal traffic.

Last time was probably around October of 2019 pre-pandemic lockdown. This super hot Asian American muscle god at the Columbia University fitness center. I’m a middle aged alum who works nearby so used the gym. He was so my type. Rock hard, very muscular and lean body, handsome with strong jaw, short dark hair, naturally smooth. I’d chatted him up about his Hawaii logo baseball cap and found out he had been stationed there while in the Navy before moving to NYC for graduate business school. I was changing into my gym clothes as he was changing out so I got to see the goods. He left his clothes on a bench. Our row was in the back and (the locker room is huge. Wasn’t crowded at the time. I waited until I heard the shower go on took a quick look around before picking up his sweaty trunks with built in liner and burying my face in them. They were damp and only slightly musky but I imagined his pubes pressed against my lips while I inhaled a few times. . Jerked off later that night at home thinking about him and those trunks.

by Anonymousreply 144August 20, 2020 10:49 PM

hot, R144!

by Anonymousreply 145August 20, 2020 11:55 PM

I can remember being a teenager and going with my uncle to the mechanic's garage a few times. He had an old beater that constantly needed something.

The mechanic had a bushy mustache and wore overalls that were unzipped to the middle of his chest. I thought he looked repulsive the first time I saw him but the second or third time he stood near me and his musky aroma....it just got me. A switch flipped and I couldn't think of anything else but wanting to sniff, lick and suck him. Never did, but the power of that scent......

by Anonymousreply 146August 21, 2020 6:58 PM

*sniff*

by Anonymousreply 147August 22, 2020 6:49 PM

A number of years ago a friend roomed with me while working a summer job. He would get home before me most days. One day after I got home I checked out his bedroom while he was taking a shower and found a moist wad was tissue under his bed. I assumed he had cum then went to take a shower. I still have the cum-soaked tissues to this day many years later.

Same guy rented a room in my house for about a year. (This is a voyeur story.) I used to watch him take a shower in the morning by going outside after he went into the bathroom and looked in through the bathroom window's wooden shades. It was dark outside so he couldn't see me. I would watch until the windows steamed up. By that time, I was steamed up too and went back to my room to release a load.

by Anonymousreply 148August 22, 2020 7:23 PM

Not at all into jocks/underwear, but socks are a different matter. My college roommate was a Congressional Intern, so he would always be in a suit to go to work, then come home, change, and go to afternoon classes. He wore great leather shoes, and Windsor Wool socks that always had that hot smell of feet that started the day in a shower, and accumulated a nice sweaty, leathery guy smell when they came off. I spent lots of time with his socks, and eventually told him, and he'd leave them in my room for me after he took them off.

by Anonymousreply 149August 22, 2020 7:34 PM

[quote] I still have the cum-soaked tissues to this day many years later.

wow!

by Anonymousreply 150August 22, 2020 8:42 PM

R149 it's hot that he KNEW.

Although to me part of the hotness was that they didn't know, mostly.

by Anonymousreply 151August 22, 2020 8:43 PM

I guess the thread did lean more into the "sniffer" part and less of a voyeur part.

Aside from watching guys jerk off in cruising situations, my voyeurism has mostly been about listening. I traveled a lot and would get really turned on when I heard guys moaning if they were fucking (usually a woman) next door.

My neighbor for several years was a top guy (he looked a little like the porn star Tristan Paris) and I'd be super turned on hearing him moan and cum (he would announce that he was cumming). Eventually I had to move my bed to a different wall in my bedroom, because I could hear him too easily where I was!

Never really had the neighbor or roommate who was easy to *watch* though.

by Anonymousreply 152August 22, 2020 8:52 PM

I always found it so curious in the gym when guys would undress and leave their workout clothes in a heap on the bench or even in a heap on the floor. That's so odd to me, but I'm glad they do it. A time or two I haven't been able to resist picking up their jockstrap or workout shorts and sniffing the crotch for that hot, sweaty mansex smell.

by Anonymousreply 153August 24, 2020 12:11 AM

Some straight guys are just slobs, but some get thrills if they're noticed, or would be thrilled to know some dude was sniffing their stuff.

"Thrilled" does not necessarily equal "suck my dick" but like most guys, an ego boost is a good thing no matter who supplies it.

by Anonymousreply 154August 24, 2020 12:16 AM

er, should have said "just slobs and drop it on the floor or bench, but some would be thrilled to know a dude picked it up"

by Anonymousreply 155August 24, 2020 12:17 AM

Hot, r143.

by Anonymousreply 156August 24, 2020 12:17 AM

R148 you perv. If you could do all that, why not just proposition the poor bastard?

by Anonymousreply 157August 24, 2020 12:36 AM

R149 left out the best part of the story. How did you tell him, and what was his reaction?

by Anonymousreply 158August 24, 2020 12:38 AM

R149 I've got some Windsor Wool for you right here, mate.

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by Anonymousreply 159August 24, 2020 12:43 AM

💘 this thread. Got my ladybugs 🐞 a stirring.

by Anonymousreply 160August 24, 2020 1:03 AM

Senatrice, this is the ONLY thing being aimed at you and your cockroaches

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by Anonymousreply 161August 24, 2020 1:23 AM

sniff!

by Anonymousreply 162August 30, 2020 4:38 PM

I'm always curious who would buy a pair of cum stained underwear

"borrowing" from someone you know is one thing but having someone send it thru the mail???? LOL

by Anonymousreply 163September 2, 2020 8:03 PM

I think many get scammed doing this, but if I had endless amounts of money and could be sire my Instaho crushes would wear the unerwear snd then cum in them I would purchase a few

by Anonymousreply 164September 2, 2020 8:09 PM

My hot AF next-door neighbor at my beach house dries his swim trunks, and sometimes boxer briefs, on a hook on the side of his boathouse. I may have accidentally sniffed the crotch once or twice.

by Anonymousreply 165September 2, 2020 8:10 PM

I want to sniff underwear that has managed to contain Diego’s anaconda and soaked up his precum and jizz.

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by Anonymousreply 166September 2, 2020 8:30 PM

R166 wow!

by Anonymousreply 167September 3, 2020 7:44 PM

As R1 on this thread I am shocked it's still alive nine years later!

by Anonymousreply 168September 5, 2020 4:34 PM

Ew noooooo!!!

by Anonymousreply 169September 5, 2020 4:46 PM

voyeurs and sniffers are still at it!

by Anonymousreply 170September 5, 2020 11:10 PM

If they were on a clothesline, wouldn’t they already be laundered? What do you get out of sniffing clean clothes?

I frequently borrow friends or hot guys socks when I have the chance, and jack off to them.

by Anonymousreply 171December 9, 2020 1:07 AM

Sniffed once. We had guy in he Chicago office, cute. His gym bag was unzipped, open on his desk, he was away, I poked in it, sniffed his rather stretched and un-elastic jock, tattered black gym shorts. No real smell other than old gym clothes.

by Anonymousreply 172December 9, 2020 1:20 AM
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