These pics are guaranteed to set off the pubic hair trolls.
How come Playgirl supposedly tried to get Austin on A-List to get in such great shape for a shoot and yet they let this Joey guy look like an out of shape wrestler?%0D\
He looks photoshopped - weird proportions.
I just get a Ken doll vibe from him. The individual parts are what society would deem attractive and "hot", but I don''t get any sexiness from the photos at all.
His breasts are melting.
My dick''s as limp as if I were looking at nude pictures of Anna Wintour.
What I first noticed about the pics is that he is very tightly circumcised. The doctor seems to have left him with virtually no extra skin.\
He also appears to have no pubic hair.
I have no interest in men who shave everything, especially pubic hair. It makes their cock look like a 2 year old''s.
Are his pecs saggy because he is on an "off cycle" of steroid use?
Who IS this cretin?
I have no idea who this guy is, but he looks like he''s a half-wit, and he has a small dick. Plus the pubic shaving -yucch.
the guys on Horsey''s are also making fun of his small dick
If the A-List story about Austin doing Playgirl is real, he will put this wierd looking dude to shame. This guy looks like a moron who thinks he''s hot but isn''t.
Not attractive to me at all. The body looks weird, way too much product in hair, and not cute/handsome either. I won''t even discuss his package.\
No fucking way I would hit that.
Wasn''t he on Real World and Celebrity Rehab? Hate the alopechia body.
Sooooooo not impressed. Shaved pubes remind me of little boys, just so ewwwwww!
The gay model from "Make Me A Supermodel" was way hotter. I purchased the e-version of Playgirl, because I love him so much.
Gross. Did he just come out of the womb?\
Ugly and a little scary, too.
Sadly, shaved pubes are almost mandatory if you''re a straight guy these days. Just check out some of the straight guys on Cam4. Most of them are completely bare down there. It''s such a turn off.
Not that all of the straight guys on there are actually straight, mind you...
Sorry, but I like pubes, esp. gray ones.
Straight guys tend to have fleas, that''s why they shave.
That''s quite alright R16. I prefer the ladies anywhoo.
Wow, it just hit me. Guys aren''t shaving their pubes for cleanliness or comfort. They''re hoping it will show more bone. Figures.
He looks like one of those troll dolls that were popular in the early 90s. He''s got droopy tits a huge head and a small dick.
Who is he?
Bitch tits for the nation! Gyno.......he looks like he belongs selling veal and pepper sandwiches at an Italian street festival....grow yur pubes back. And it is ok to smile and be sexy too- don''t have to put on that puss face.
Wow - fairly unanimous that this guy appeals to NOBODY. It''s like a nightmare - posing for Playgirl and having everyone repulsed.
They paid him $20K and only offered Austin $3K???
Who or what is it?\
I''ve no idea who this person (gross and hairless) is.
I wonder what he would think if he read this thread?
R52: He''d probably want to kick our asses. Nik from The Dirty post shit about him all the time, and Joey usually responds with violent threats. Anyway, the two of them have been arguing on the internet for a few years.
I think the pics are not scanned right and made everything disproportionate. Hence, the big head. It''s like watching a pirated version of a movie. I don''t think the issue was to hit stands ''til another 2 weeks. I''m gonna reserve my judgments for then.
I don''t think there''s going to be a big difference, R80
I can see where some might not like him (or parts of him), but I think he''s kind of hot. I hate the shaved pubes though and don''t care about the size of his equipment. I give him credit for showing the goods when he''s clearly not hugely endowed like so many other guys who go nude.
I barely remember him from The Real World, but thought he was just another meathead.
If he reads this thread he will probably want to slit his wrists.
those downward facing dog nipples alone!
He had a cute face - especially when he smiled but there is no evidence of that in these pouty, hair-did pics. Too bad. He roided out and looks saggy and sad now.
These pictures are sad, pathetic and give (tasteful) nudity a bad name.
Why does it look like his nipples are trying to escape from his pecs?
[quote]Why does it look like his nipples are trying to escape from his pecs?\
Bad nipple placement. My God Man, have you learned nothing here at Datalounge?
he reminds me of one of those little plastic troll figures...cute, smooth, with hair sticking straight up.
That''s funny R91. I think you are the first person ever to make such an observation.
I don''t want to sound snarly, the way guys on DL do all the time whenever someone posts naked photos of practically anyone.\
But he is truly one very unattractive guy.
r80, I think that some of the pics are clearly scanned wrong and disproportionate, but others are not.\
But all of them are unappealing.
of course he gets more money. some of you have to get out of your gay bubble. The A-List reaches about 150,000 people a week. By comparison, his season of Real World averaged 3.3 million people per week.
Hijjus, JUST HIJJUS!!
[quote]of course he gets more money. some of you have to get out of your gay bubble. The A-List reaches about 150,000 people a week. By comparison, his season of Real World averaged 3.3 million people per week.\
Honey, that Playgirl plot line was fake on The A-List. Reality stars like Joey are forgotten about the minute their show is over with. I wouldn''t be surprised if he even got $20K for that shoot. Even Playboy Playmates make more $$ for posing nude then he supposedly did.
He has the Herp.
You just look at that face and the first word that comes to mind is "Mensa."
The rittard member of the Osmonds that they could no longer keep secret.
He looks like a troll doll .
He looks distorted, like am image in a circus mirror. He''s all out of proportion.%0D
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