How does one get their cum to be creamy, thick and white?
How do the 40 year old porn stars do it? Are the pills on line worth it?
Op the porn stuff is fake
Wheat Germ, honey. It''s in the grocery store, probably in the organic food aisle.\
sprinkle some on your breakfast cereal for a week and then blow a load, and tell me how much bigger it is.
Twenty minutes before the big event drink 16 oz of whole milk and then jump up and down for 30 seconds. You have to mix it up. If creamy, thick white cum is a priority for you, you may consider investing in a mini trampoline.
Thick, nonfat Greek yogurt
R3 - not whole milk, you have to use real cream. And not that half & half stuff.
I find that if a man have full creamy nail beds, his cum will be the right stuff.
Zinc supplements, seriously.
happily married to a cumwhore
Sue Ann Nivens
Can someone please be serious for a sec and answer the damn question right, please? Thank you.
Wheat germ has a lot of zinc. I think I''m going to give this a try.
r10 I think it''s fake many times.
Thanks, R13. But, what about those who do have it thick and creamy though? Any pills for that? Thanks again.
No there are no pills and wheat germ is bullshit. \
OP, here. Sit on it and work it for 15 minutes every morning.
I had watery cum all my life until I started taking testosterone. Now my cum is white and thick thick thick.
r18= Chaz Bono
is it just me or does OP''s post sound like a Sondheim lyric?
While her withers wither with her....
Well pineapple juice will make it taste sweet, I don''t know about the thick part.
now *that''s* a pineapple smoothie
I think you''re pulling our legs here, R21, but will give that a try.
Porn stars fuck for hours. The longer the buildup, the thicker the cum
Water for liquid volume. \
If by "thick" you mean you want it gummy/pasty, the opposite is true--the less water, the thicker the cum; the day after you''ve had several drinks, beat off and you''ll see how thick your cum is, but there''s less liquid volume because you''re dehydrated.\
Bee Pollen helped me, it definitely helps with the whiteness.\
Speaking of, OP -- if it''s not white, what color is it? Be sure there''s nothing wrong.
r21 Tommy Lee wrote that in his autobiography a few years back. He drinks a large glass of pineapple juice every morning to make his cum sweet so women will swallow it....he didn''t mention men though but I''m sure he''d let them too...
How much bee pollen did you have to eat to make your cum really thick and white, R24? Any routine?
It won''t work R26, you''ve either got it or you ain''t.\
And you ain''t got it.
a doctor friend said to start using zinc for thick semen and harder erections - holy shit - it works - after about 2-3 weeks\
he said his doctor friends call zinc the natural viagra\
been using for 6 months and I''ve never had harder erections in my life - and I''m 43
R28 yet in independent studies it is shown not to work at all.
Porn stars have cum?
I tend to shoot a lot of cum, and I shoot far, and this is generally only possible whan your cum is somewhat watery. My more liquid cum blasts far--so watch your eye, hair and mouth, unless of course, you like receiving it like a liquid rocket!
R27/R29, kindly fuck off until you provide the stats, thanks.
Use google and look at not what it touted on porn sites but anything that has shown to impact ejaculate. \
There are not stats for something that does not exist. \
That is like saying to an unemployed person show me a pay stub. The pay stub does not exist.\
Neither does your imagined thick cum.
Yeah, because Google has answers to everything including your baseless claims. NOT. Just fuck off from this thread, anti-thick-cum/control freak troll, R27/R29/R33.
I have gizz thickeners for years. One of my top selling products is Gizz Like Gelatin. If one follows the instructions and keeps their abode at 38 F, they will have the firmest gizz after taking my product.
It''s all about the build up. The longer the better
Gelatinous Gizz is another product and it comes in colors and scents. Some have said it works even at room temperature, but our research at Gizz like Gelatin proves otherwise.
There was this special pill Steve Cruz mentioned in his blog that helped him cum more than usual. Does this pill ring a bell to anybody? The name if you know, please!
Among its many benefits, I developed Wen Cleansing Conditioner to make your cum, creamy, thick and white.
No soapy, cum-stripping lather Chaz Dean
If thick cum = dehydration, then how does it work that cum with jelly lumps seems to occur just as much in watery cum?
be very young--that''s how
Everything you wanted to know about Semen, but were afraid to ask. Enjoy.
Mine are thick and creamy but I'd love to have one of those watery cum showers certain guys have. So fucking hot when a guy just explodes like a volcano erupting.
celery - seriously - eat a lot and you'll see the difference
Thick white paste-like cum is fucking revolting. I like it runny/watery/juicy or GTFO.
Well if you go to the pound and buy a German shepherd for a decent amount of money. And then go to the park and pick some flowers and then go take a shit and jerk off with it, you can then blow a load and it'll be milky white. At least that's what my pimp taught me...
wheat germ and increase in L-arginine intake.
I would just like to say drinking smoothies before bed makes my cum very creamy and thick because I seem to have wet dreams when I have it to drink and it makes a right mess in my boxers.m from Mansfield, Nottingham.
Stirred, not shaken. Works 60% of the time, everytime.
I do it, it's a natural thing.. Some women cum clear and some cum creamy
On a related note, how does one get their cum to shoot a long distance?
The brighter the cum, the brighter the child.
[quote]On a related note, how does one get their cum to shoot a long distance?
Oh honey, that's like intelligence. You either have it or you don't. It can't be taught or acquired.
I just love jacking, aiming and shooting on my face--or your face--or the headboard. Watch your eye. You think I'm kidding? I'm not. And I'm in my 50s. It's just innate talent. Perhaps you're better at math than me.
Though I have never used it, there is a product called "Ropex", that will supposedly increase the volume of your ejaculation(s)
[quote]Thick, nonfat Greek yogurt
This only works if you're jacking off to (or with) John Stamos.
[quote]The brighter the cum, the brighter the child.
r61 quotes the beloved musical "Out of the Wood".
The good taste that is Milkybar!
I use [bold]I Can't Believe It's Not Duck Butter![/bold] for that thick, creamy appearance.
It's genetic, nothing you can do about it now but kick your father in the balls for his shortcomings.
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