Tom Hardy: Nasty, Chav Trash

What is a chav?

I want him inside me...deeply.

Looks like a chunky retard (god, I hate that that word has gone out of fashion).

He looks better thin

Yeah the Bane bulk doesn't look good on him. But yes, seeing him in Inception made me want those lips on my cock bad.

The oversized shorts in combo with his skinny ankles in the first pic make him look like he's an amputee wearing those artificial legs.

CSL MVP.

Damn...The Grove is right across the street from my apartment. So sorry that I missed the chance to hit on him!

The tattoos are awful.

Lost his looks because of his crack addiction. I had no idea he was a former model and a crackhead. This is him in his early 20's when he was modeling, hot!!!!!

He not only bulked up, he roided up, which makes him look even worse. The backne set shots were gross--even worse than the chav tattoos.

Oddly, he's not an actual chav-he's UMC. I guess he took it up when he picked up the pipe.

I know I'm pissing in the wind asking for real gossip here, but does anyone know if p'nut really is his boyfriend?

Who is p'nut?

I find the relationship with his so called bodyguard/fitness trainer to be suspicious. Eveytime time I see pictures of him he's with the bulky guy P Nut.

Wow gorgeous r9. He really has beautiful CSL.

He grew up as a upper middle class brit..

So he's actually a wannabe chav who developed a weird Jamaican(?) accent through the years..

Is *this* P'nut? They seem to *really* close?

Damn, they/they'd make a hot couple

r15

Arrrgghhhhh.. Noooo.....

Ewwwww

Lainey posted an encounter from a guy who had no idea it was Tom Hardy and he was trying to cruise him at the grocery store..they strike up a conversation and he thought he was going to score until his bodyguard/trainer Pnut cockblock him..

So is Tom gay or what? Can someone care to explain this?

Does a gay man not know this? Tom Hardy identifies as straight but has publicly admitted to having sex with men before.

r18

That said... after Hardy's stories about his drug fuelled youth, waking up with his arse in tatters... you might count yourself lucky..

Like Forrest Gump.. you never know what you g'one geht!!!

R12 The bodyguard pretty much proves Tom is heterosexual. First, a gay man of Tom's looks most likely would not date someone looking like the bodyguard. Second, young heterosexual males have a fascination with black American street culture.

Here's PNuts again.

If it's wrong then I don't want to be right.

R19, he looks like a Village People wannabe in those shots. LMAO!

He strikes me as a typical bisexual who's mainly into men, but inned himself as soon as he realized he had a future as an actor.

I've often wondered if he would have stayed in Britain, if he would've bothered. IIRC, he made the 'I only fucked men because I was drugged out' comments as his profile rose stateside after Bronson.

"I thought I'd have a little bit of a party, and I'd end up high and frightened, in places that scared me. In a blackout I could end up anywhere. I might wake up somewhere the other side of London, or in another country. Or in bed with someone I didn't know, not knowing how I got there. Bleeding. This was on a daily basis. And I was going to work. I didn't want to appear rock 'n' roll. I didn't want anyone to know I was out of control, but I couldn't hide it. Eventually, the body gives up. My body told me. I was completely kaput. I was lucky I didn't get hepatitis or AIDS."-Tom Hardy.

Bleeding? WTF?

Tom Hardy is not a chav. %0D It's all an act. Which is what he supposedly does.

what is a chav?

Where have I heard that story before, r26?:%0D %0D Stoney and I would go over to Buckle's and Puff would turn us on to a hot load of mescaline crumbled into a tumbler of ether with a float of Percocet jimmies. I'd wake up with blood on my ass, and then we'd get high. Those were some good times.

R28, there is a little something called Google.

Repetitious sweetie: Google it. We're not your mommy.

He has bitch tits. Yuck.

Would nibble on his tits.

Chav is an British term for wigger.

r22 = Fiona Fangurl. He ain't gonna marry you doll...ever!

No, he's straight. But, Tom has admitted that he had sex with men.

Sorry but if has had sex with men he is anything but straight. The man is confused and has issues.

Bisexual

whos his bf?

Tom and the bodyguard are more than friends.

Is that just an impression, or do you know for sure, r40?

[quote][R12] The bodyguard pretty much proves Tom is heterosexual. First, a gay man of Tom's looks most likely would not date someone looking like the bodyguard. Second, young heterosexual males have a fascination with black American street culture.%0D %0D What a load of shite. From the pen of a fangurl.

R40, that's some bad photoshop

Tom Hardy is "clarifying" his remarks about his past and says he "never put his penis in a man" and "never had a cock up his arse".

So he is claiming only oral play? It goes without saying that I call bullshit, especially considering these encounters were often done when he was admittedly blacked out on drugs so no way for him to even know.

He sounds so angry. Why, if he has nothing to hide.

R45, roid rage for sure.

Tom's new movie "Warrior" tanked badly over the weekend. He is NOT a star, and never will be in the US.

Oh dear. Another way too angry sort who feels the need to 'ungay' himself in recent interviews before a big film. We can't have 'Bane the poof' now can we? Dear gawd...%0D %0D Did steroids bring this one on or was it an outburst from the pen of a publicist? %0D %0D I think his attraction for women is genuine alright but I wouldn't trust Tom Hardy as far as I could throw him if a fit young buck was in the same room on a wild night with a bunch of booze. %0D %0D %0D %0D

Everytime I see pictures of Tom I always see his buff trainer besides him. I never see him with his so called fiancee.

The pic at R46 screams steroids. Jesus, talk about back-ne

Don't think he's got one anymore, r49. He managed to lose her recently as well as the other women he cheated with and on. %0D %0D Never happy. Always on the prowl. Never believed Tom Hardy was straight because straight men just do not end up in bed with another man in any shape or form unless it's forced to sleep in the same bed at opposite ends on a vacation involving hookers and beer. I think he's even less straight now with these continued outbursts feeling the need to clear up his sexuality. Nobody cared before, why should they care now? %0D %0D

So do we think this pic is real or not?

Why would you do this to yourself? You're an actor after all. You need to be a clean slate so to speak to embody other characters that of course would not have tattoos like that. Really stupid trashy move.

I find him physically quite repulsive. I'm not a fan of big lips and find Jolie quite gross for the same reason. Too many tats too.

He was out at holiday gatherings, concerts etc. in the past three months with a guy. The same guy. They are more than friends. He claims to be "Bi" but he's gay. Take it or leave it. He really doesn't give two shits who sees him with various people either.

Serious case of way too many steroids to get into shape for Bane. He'll regret it one day, no doubt.

Is Christopher Nolan (the director of the Batman movies) gay? Do we know?

R51 nailed it:

[quote]Never believed Tom Hardy was straight because straight men just do not end up in bed with another man in any shape or form unless it's forced to sleep in the same bed at opposite ends on a vacation involving hookers and beer. I think he's even less straight now with these continued outbursts feeling the need to clear up his sexuality. Nobody cared before, why should they care now?

Tom Hardy is clearly bisexual but there are actors from the UK with the exception of Alan Cumming who are bisexual but in the United States they don't come out if they try to break into Hollywood here.

Who was the guy R55?

And where is his chick? She used to be around and then she vanished.

he was hot as shit in Tinker, Tailor, Soldier Spy

Warrior flopped but it was a good film. One of the best of the year. I think the MMA aspect turned people away but it was so much more than that.

r56, Nolan is rumoured to enjoy his leading ladies from time to time. Hohansson was one (The Prestige).

Straight AFAIK.

Ohhh! Tom Hardy is sooo hot! If you're reading this Tom please call me!! I'll be waiting by the phone.

I echo r59. That scene with him wearing just that button up shirt and nothing else? ***swoon***

And all rose-bud lips hotness aside, the guy is a fucking great actor.

I think Tom Hardy will become more violently outbursty towards this same-sex gossip he himself keeps choosing to address in interview as if we are to assume he's being forced into a Hollywood closet where two world's can never collide naturally. I again reiterate I think his desire for women is 100% genuine. I just don't think he likes labels and limits.

If he's been out with a guy and proclaims himself 'bi' then good for him, but I rather think the 'public face' of Tom Hardy will remain hypocritical and indignant at the mere suggestion of liking guys and he will become more outraged and aggressive about it, or appear to be.

And btw I'd be stoked if he were gay. If he is it's clearly a long and winding road but hey...that's life.

He has a big uncut cock.

"He was out at holiday gatherings, concerts etc. in the past three months with a guy. The same guy. They are more than friends. He claims to be "Bi" but he's gay. Take it or leave it. He really doesn't give two shits who sees him with various people either"

R55--was the guy he was with that hot African American "trainer" named Peanut that he has been hanging with for the last year or so? They'd make a smoking hot couple and Tom looks so happy and content when they are out together.

No, it was a white guy. I don't know anything about Tom Hardy except he is a major acting talent. he has a range and suppleness and a way to lose himself in a character that is really mindblowing. I tend to think he is Bi but leaning gay. I'd bet, like many really great actors, he has a lot of issues and is majorly screwed up, but kills it when he's acting. Son't know if I would like him as a person, but he's really great on film.

its british/irish white trash R1 and don't ask me what the French call them.

he was very hot in tinker, tailor, soldier, spy. they dressed him shirts that showed off bulging biceps and pants that were tight through the hips and thighs. i can't help it, but one word comes to mind: YUM.

[quote]don't ask me what the French call them.

I'll ask! Please tell.

I posted it in another thread, but I did some caps from Tinker Tailor.

There is no direct transalation in French for Chav. The closest would be Racaille, or maybe Voyou..but chav is pretty specific for young white kids in the UK from a certain social standing.

Is this old photo of naked Tom Hardy, with his ass in the air, with another man - or not?

Another man? You realize that's a mirror right?

Also, it's not Tom.

Hardy as Stanley Kowalski soon please.

Who cares about this closet case?

R75, it is Tom.

[quote]No, it was a white guy. I don't know anything about Tom Hardy except he is a major acting talent. he has a range and suppleness and a way to lose himself in a character that is really mindblowing. I tend to think he is Bi but leaning gay. I'd bet, like many really great actors, he has a lot of issues and is majorly screwed up, but kills it when he's acting. Son't know if I would like him as a person, but he's really great on film.

How could you tell they were 'together' though? Was there some PDAs or what?

Do share. Is this pics or have you witnessed this first hand? Was the other guy Tom's age?

I'm intrigued now.

I'm surprised people that Tom Hardy was hot in Tinker. I definitely sport a crush on Hardy but I thought his hair in it wasn't flattering. Though the shot of his muscular legs was very much appreciated.

I want to kiss his lips.

Saw Tinker yesterday - can't get over his lips! Why did they dye his hair a color similar to Benedict Cumberbatch's? Made no sense.

I saw it too! That sex scene he had gave me goosebumps it was so erotic. They hardly showed anything and they were both standing up, but the way he opened his legs and then sort of squatted was about the crudest, coarsest thing I ever saw!

Who is the guy that is supposedly Tom's lover? More info please .

He's just another middle class boy embarrassed about his background privileges and so puts on a tough guy working class persona. Yes, he's sexy and he can act but gave himself away recently on the Jonathan Ross Show in the UK. Hardy was waiting in the green room but was being filmed while Ross interviewed Denzel Washington. Ross said that Ryan Reynolds told him that Reynolds found working with such a "great" as Washington inhibited him so much he couldn't act just watched Washington in awe. Washington said dryly "Oh, was that what his problem was" implying that he didn't think much of Reynold's acting. The camera cut to Hardy who was doing the "both hands to mouth eyes wide oh no he didn't" move known to many a queen when delighting in a bitchy comment. In that instant, for me his manly persona evaporated.

He's still with Charlotte - did they ever get hitched?

R74 I know you really really want that to be Tom but that clearly isn't.

I wouldn't kick him out of bed.

Neither would I.

[quote]He's just another middle class boy embarrassed about his background privileges and so puts on a tough guy working class persona. Yes, he's sexy and he can act but gave himself away recently on the Jonathan Ross Show in the UK. Hardy was waiting in the green room but was being filmed while Ross interviewed Denzel Washington. Ross said that Ryan Reynolds told him that Reynolds found working with such a "great" as Washington inhibited him so much he couldn't act just watched Washington in awe. Washington said dryly "Oh, was that what his problem was" implying that he didn't think much of Reynold's acting. The camera cut to Hardy who was doing the "both hands to mouth eyes wide oh no he didn't" move known to many a queen when delighting in a bitchy comment. In that instant, for me his manly persona evaporated.

I've found my high end DL quote for the day. :) This is just so delightfully, wickedly true.

It floats over the heads of dumb straight people but gays and friendlies can spot this shit a mile off with bells and whistles. Who Tom thinks he's fooling, apart from millions of dumbasses, I have no idea.

He's admitted he's a teddy bear inside who just wants to hug and be hugged. I think he has always felt inadequate and like Rock Hudson who said that inside there was a little girl who he crushed, he's always overcompensated to create this hyper-masculine carapace.

But I don't think he tries to hide too hide it: I think it's a thing he does for himself. He's always gushing and hugging and kissing in front of the camera and resting his head in the lap of his director. Maybe someone can find that delightful clip which is on YouTube.

I think he's a darling.

Yes it's true OP. He would never do that to you, he's a sweety pie.

Privileged background? More like middle class. He seems liked a wigga chav or whatever it his to me. Doesn't mean he isn't bi.

I want to know what the scoop is with the past girlfriends and boyfriends.

He is on the upper end of middle class, r93.

Same background as Christopher Nolan, although I don't think Hardy went to public school.

Thank you R94.

Please! Male bisexuality is a myth.

He is a straight guy who would get so wasted, some Queens could sneak one in without rousing him too much. Thats pretty much what he is saying in those quotes.

I think he is hot. But his two front teeth kinda bother me. They are stacked onto each other. I know, I know... I would still give it up to him!@

Prime example of self-hating gay.

Lainey Blind = Tom

Serious actor with a more serious actor friend, even though their friendship isn’t as public as some of the others. No pictures, but still, their names will appear together on party reports, and it’s always the kind of parties that feature douchebags leering at young models. They’ve come together again on a new project, working away on location. While on location, away from the media, away from the paparazzi, one influences the other. Which would be fine, because that’s his lifestyle, famously it’s his lifestyle, but his friend happens to be married. And it’s not his wife he’s taking back to his hotel room every night. The side piece works at the casino and that’s probably not a good place to be around for someone with his history. You just replace one addiction with the other.

This isn’t the first time we’ve run into some out of bounds play with him though. All of us were wondering if he’d paused on his long term relationship a couple of years ago with another co-star. That ended up fading, he got married, and now…well… now he has a temporary waiting in bed for him until he gets to go home.

Does't specify gender of side-piece....mmmmm

Hardy absolutely went to public school, r94. He comes from a very comfortable upper middle class home in East Sheen. His parents have careers in the arts.

Ive been told I look like a better version of him ;).

Better face, but not the roid muscle.

Any new gossip?

Here's a link to a preview of the film where he pjays the gay Kray twins.

Playing twins...how very Bette Davis.

He looks pretty cute in R3's link but fairly trashy in general.

[quote]and then smack me around when he's done

I suspect Tom's the one who likes to be smacked around. He sounds pretty submissive and has said he's about as masculine " as an eggplant."

Ugly is often true.

Playing twins. How very Anne Heche.

From Dark Horizons:

"Kingsman: The Secret Service star Taron Egerton plays a boyfriend of Ronnie's in the film. I spoke with Egerton about the film back in February, the actor saying there's definitely a "heightened quality" to it in terms of tone. He also called it an "aggressively sexual" film which means one shouldn't expect this to softball the wild side of the twins."

He seems like a good guy. He is nice to fans and he is good with doggies.

Tom looks like a sweet puppy himself.

Brilliant actor.

Did these two fuck? Any gossip from the set?

Tom Hardy's ass. You're welcome!

This movie looks amazing. I've always been fascinated with the Krays. I can't wait to see this!

Chavs

Not a chav, OP, he just looks like one.