I always liked Don Johnson

The Globe caught him buying sex toys at a porn shop and then meeting some guy at a hotel immediately after. Tried to find it online but couldn't.

His penis is enormous even when only half-erect. A huge cock is always a gay magnet.

r2, I see your point.

Sal Mineo's boyfriend.

He was fucking gorgeous in his youth.

Well, when soft it looks far from enormous (scroll down at OP's link).

Are you kidding r5? He got a lot better looking as he got older. He's kinda fug in those earlier photos. As for the porn shop incident, he was caught on camera buying gay videos, one of which was entitled "Asian Studs".

Pamela Des Barres didn't say shit in either direction

I miss my Nana.

A naked young Don in the L.A. production of Fortune and Men's Eyes (1969 - and directed by Sal Mineo!). I didn't know they had done the "naked guys showering on stage" gimmick 30 years before Take Me Out. (NSFW).

I miss my Nana.

"very rich"? I doubt it unless he had a very smart business manager during those long-ago Miami Vice days.

It's funny. I saw him at a little league game in LA not so long ago. Seems like a nice enough guy. Was sitting there in the dust just like the rest of us.

"Pamela Des Barres didn't say shit in either direction."%0D %0D Yes, she did. She said he had a "huge cock." He dumped her, for 14 year old Melanie Griffith. But he told her it was okay, they could still fuck, even though he was with Melanie. Even little Melanie said it was okay if he wanted to still "see" Pamela on occasion. Pamela didn't go for that and they went their separate ways, although I think some time later they did hook up again. Pamela was also dumped by Jimmy Page...for a fourteen year old. She sure could pick 'em. %0D %0D Here's what's known about Don Johnson:%0D %0D He was (is?) a sleazy man whore%0D %0D He was heavily into cocaine and alcohol, maybe still is%0D %0D He has a big dick%0D %0D He's dumb as a tree, but with his looks it didn't much matter.%0D %0D

What's with the gay porn?

I am terrified to google a picture of him now. Someone please describe.

The man is extremely wealthy. He was good with money and most of his wives made money. Is is an alcoholic and has made a fool of himself on Jay Leno. He was fantastic looking in his 30s. %0D %0D I did see that he bought gay porn and toys and was with a guy. Of course his publicist tried to play it down. I don't think Don really cared what anyone thought about it.

I watch straight porn, but it has yet to un-gay me.

I was 18 when he was hot in Miami Vice, I %0D remember thinking he was so hot for an older guy (he was 36 at the time).

yeah, i get he thought you were kinds NOThot for a scrawny, hairless unmasculine teeny-fauxfish, R19

Miami Vice wasn't his only TV show.

I remember thinking he was hot on Miami Vice too. I also remember he had nice thick nipples.

I wonder if he's ever had his ass eaten out...not by Melanie, but by another man.%0D %0D Anyone?

Did Barbra Streisand also comment that his was the biggest cock she'd ever seen?

His daughter with Melanie, Dakota, is gorgeous.

[quote]Yes, she did. She said he had a "huge cock."

Of course she would. He was the love of her life, she's a star fucker and he went from their relationship to superstardom. She only said that to make him happy. He clearly showed it in "The Harrad Experiment" and "huge" would be an awful big stretch if you get the drift.

I saw an old clip from the TV Show, The Dating Game. Don Johnson was a guest on it and Hot Holy Fuck. He was gorgeous in his younger days. %0D %0D %0D Aging sucks.

Where the hell can one find a copy of "The Harrad Experiment"? I'd love to see it...%0D

[quote]His daughter with Melanie, Dakota, is gorgeous.

Gorgeous?

Cute girl.

Barbra was devastated because she thought he was going to marry her, then she wakes up one day to find that he had remarried Melanie Griffith. He hadn't even broken up with her, mind you. Just disappeared and married Melanie again. He broke Barbra's heart.

Streisand is a size queen. Has she ever been involved with anyone who wasn't rumored to have a big cock.

I thought he had money issues a few years back. He owed some Malibu grocery store several thousand dollars or something like that. Didn't his super wealthy younger wife pay his bills??

Don Johnson had been a male model (his photo is in one of those Athletic Model Guild books), hung out with the Andy Warhol/Factory crowd for a period, and, as already stated here, was in the Los Angeles cast of "Fortune and Men's Eyes" (a male prison drama, directed by Sal Mineo, a well-known, male homosexual).%0D %0D I have also seen Johnson (gee, what a surname!) as one of the three "eligible bachelors" on an episode of the Chuck Barris/ABC-TV production "The Dating Game" (original incarnation, hosted by Jim Lange), cruising for a pretty bachelorette. But that didn't rule out "bisexuality," as could have been a publicity stunt to further his career.%0D %0D I can attest Johnson on "The Dating Game," probably then in his early 20s, was, indeed, a tremendous specimen of male beauty--not yet "Miami Vice," just "California Nice!"

[quote]I thought he had money issues a few years back. He owed some Malibu grocery store several thousand dollars or something like that. Didn't his super wealthy younger wife pay his bills?? "The "Miami Vice" star's company filed for bankruptcy in 2004 to avoid having his Colorado ranch sold at auction. Johnson owed $930,000 to a bank and, among other debts, $5,500 to an Aspen grocery store. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)"

This is from 8 years ago:

Don Johnson in Possible Money Scandal

Former "Miami Vice" star Don Johnson is under investigation by German authorities after some $8 billion worth of credit notes, checks and securities were found in a suitcase in the trunk of a black Mercedes he was driving last November, according to published reports.

Johnson, 53, who was traveling with three companions across the Swiss border, was detained for several hours as authorities photocopied all the documents, the New York Post reports.

No charges have been filed, but American tax and custom officials reportedly have been informed.

German authorities have confirmed the actor, who also starred on TV's "Nash Bridges" and in the movie "Tin Cup," is suspected of being involved in a money-laundering ring, according to Britain's Daily Telegraph.

Informing American authorities "wouldn't have happened unless we were suspicious about why he had all these stocks and shares with him," German Customs Investigation Department spokesman Leonhard Bierl told that paper. "This was a lot of numbers."

Speaking to Reuters Wednesday, Johnson denied any involvement. "There is no truth to this story ... It has no merit, no foundation," he said. "They have taken a routine incident and blown it up into this money-laundering ring that supposedly I am involved in, and it has caused me unbelievable difficulty.

"I have had two bank accounts closed. I'm in a new partnership in an investment business, and both of those bank accounts were closed today as a result of this story."

His daughter Dakota is the girl who sleeps with Justin Timberlake in his first scene in The Social Network.

Thanks R36, I didn't think about his kids being grown.

He went on Leno to explain why he was carrying so much money around Europe.

He probably married Melanie again because she was a druggy and an alcoholic and Barbra wasn't. Don had his demons But he was clean for Miami Vice.

Don was drinking like a fish during Miami Vice.

Link to DJ making a fool of himself on Leno, please.

Why would a well-known actor - and he was FAMOUS at one point - go to a porn shop and buy gay videos? Must be before the internet, and don't they get people to do that for them? %0D %0D He must be dumb as a brick.

Anyone ever see his feets? Any movie? Any episode of MV I should see where I can see them?

Don's son, Jesse. %0D %0D %0D I'd let him fuck me, but I wouldn't like it!

He looked like Brad Star does now.

R44 Oh dear - he'll be bald any day now. Looks like Nic Cage.

Uh yeah # 12 very rich! Won big ass multi million$$$ law suit against some producer or whomever.

Used to whack off to my mom's copy of The Harrad Experiment circa 1969.

I used to jerk it to Don Johnson back in the Miami Vice days. I was a teen and he was my daddy fantasy.

He used to hang out with Gregg Allman when they were trying to stay sober and he was working in Miami. I'm surprised Cher never fucked him?

Don Johnson has been a very very charming man and he is still charming. I like seeing him in the movies, however i think that in his personal life he was an asshole, at least in the past... I read that he was abusive to his ex wife Melanie Griffith (It is said that he was hitting her) and it is also known that he was a heavy drinker. I wonder if he got over his drinking problem.

"Heartbeat, I'm searching for a heartbeat..." That awful song (which was a hit on MTV, the video is hilarious!) was written by Ronstadt co-hort Wendy Waldman. Didn't he successfully sue the producers of "Nash Bridges" a few years ago saying that they never paid him the syndication rights or salary he deserved?

What's wrong with R20?

I'm curious about rich people who are addicts and alcoholics. What with all of the resources they have--travel, therapy, personal chefs, etc you would think that they could drown their sorrows in something less indelicate as piss-jeans and vomit-pillows.

He's still married to the much younger Wells Fargo-connected heiress, Kelley Phleger, who had previously dated -- Gavin Newsom. Her family are members in good standing of San Francisco society and friends of the Gettys. Now that's a marriage I couldn't and still can't figure out.

Don also had a nude scene frolic with former fatty/actress folk singer Holly Near in THE MAGIC GARDEN OF STANLEY SWEETHEART.

Remember how much he smoked on Miami Vice? I know Mad Men is the exception because it's period, but can you even imagine the hunky male lead on a tv show smoking in this day and age? It would be a scandal!

I'm going to see 'The Hot Spot' tonight. It's directed by Dennis Hopper. Don Johnson stars with Virginia Madsen and Jennifer Connelly. Have you seen it?

[quote]I'm going to see 'The Hot Spot' tonight.

Is it still in a theater somewhere or are you posting from 1990? Just kidding. I did happen to see it on it's original release and remember it as a fun, sleazy little neo-noir.

I prefer daddy types so I loved Don in his Nash Bridges days. Stone Cold Steve Austin had a guest appearance in an episode of that show once. Hot daddy overload!

Don Johnson was completely naked from the front for an instant in The Harrad Experiment. He was totally normal, nothing much. No "biggest cock" shit.

There was a blind item about him recently about him hosting all male orgies at his Aspen house when the wife's away. Also "Heartbeat" was a #5 hit on the Billboard charts! And written by Eric Kaz of "I'm Blowing Away" fame. Wendy Waldman did lyrics.

The man's only hit was a remade Helen Reddy song. That shows how low he'll sink

AGC.com had a BI about him trying to hit on his co-star Phillip Michael Thomas.

He was so hot in "Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man" in those tight jeans showcasing that plump ass and great bulge.

He was always a major sleaze. He was fucking Melanie Griffith when she was 14 and he was 22. By way of explanation, he said in an interview that he was a very immature 22 year old and she was a very mature 14 year old, so it all evened out. He screwed Barbra Streisand for a while; I think she did a record with him. I guess he thought that hooking up with Streisand would jumpstart his singing "career." He's a typical Hollywood dirtbag.

I'd say it's bigger than normal. It's semi-erect in this photo.

He was smokin' hot in "A Boy and his Dog"

You're crazy, r67.

R59, 'Hot Spot' was indeed sleazy. Interesting to watch but not with much heart in it and not with much wit in it either.

Guys, which is the best Don Johnson movie according to you? I have fond memories of 'Paradise'...

That Don asshole was very beautiful and charming in his youth.

In a nice sized bit he's Big Daddy in Django Unchained. Hot for 60+

I hated his character in 'Hot Spot'. Very cheap and fake.

Those Miami Vice fashions may look ridiculous now, but back in the 80s they were the height of fashion. Men all over the country were dressing like Don Johnson so they could look "cool" like he did.

Don Johnson BITCH

He is a bitch

I believe he is bi. He was gorgeous when he was young and still looks pretty good...I'm sure he had work done and he's got a good face. He's very rich and married rich. I was surprised when he was with Streisand.

I told you, he is probably a bitch but a handsome bitch. I dislike his character, he seems sleazy but i like his looks. Does anybody has anything good to write about Don Johnson's character and surprise me positively?

who didn't love this song and video???

R79 the song is terrible. Don Johnson is charming.

I can't believe Eric Kaz wrote that shit. And Wendy Waldman, they must've been coked.

Yes, actually 'Heartbeat' is one of the worst songs ever written.

Hehe

And the aforementioned "I'm Blowing Away" and "I Won't Be Hanging 'Round, and "Love Has No Pride" are all great songs recorded by Bonnie Raitt, Linda Ronstadt, Cher and many others.

Is it public knowledge that Melanie Griffith was only 14 when they got together? I have a feeling it's not and there would have been a bigger fuss over it if more people knew. That is way below the age of consent in any state.

Dakota is just pretty.

It's 'public' knowledge due to Pamela Desbarres' book I'M WITH THE BAND. She wrote all about how little Melanie would drive to Hollywood, at age 14, party with the best of them & proceed to steal Don away from her (right under Pam's nose).

Dakota has a mouthful of teeth, kinda like Ron Regan, Jr.....surprised Melanie didn't see that she got orthodantia

Jesse Johnson is gorgeous in that pic. I don't know what the others are complaining about. He's no Nic Cage.

It was public knowledge at the time, r84. The seventies was the last decade where that kind of behavior was, on some level, acceptable. At least for "Hollywood types." The 70's managed to be simultaneously earnest/corny and pedophiliac/creepy.

But Melanie's mother allowed it.

r90

Melanie's mother is Tippi Hedren. Melanie is named after Tippi's character in [italic]The Birds[/italic].

I'm re-watching Miami Vice episodes. Don Johnson is gorgeous and Olmos has a unique character. Tubbs is kind of boring.

Johnson was completely in love with himself.

He had a great ass back in the day, too.

I liked how his chest was always smooth on MV.

When BaBa Walters interviewed him during his Miami Vice days, she wrote IN THE ARTICLE...

I just wanted to push his plate of fish into his face.

Apparently, he was really full of himself.

Grabbed his dinner, sat down, and said... ok, you got 5 minutes.

He did a Rolling Stone cover story at the height of Miami Vice's popularity where he said he experimented with bisexuality, but said in a "everyone was doing it in the scene" sort of way.

Melanie is not named after her mother's character in The Birds. She wasn't born well before that movie. Hitchcock even gave her a present - a doll of her mother, in character, lying in a toy... casket.

I could never stand him, appeared very smug and pleased with himself, turned out to be the usual druggie and alcoholic. He coasted on his looks, he certainly had no talent. Probably stares in the mirror..looking at the crow's feet, wrinkles, where is that phone number for the plastic surgeon he wonders in a drunken haze.

That should have been "She WAS born before The Birds".

Not sure if bisexual is the right word, he's more of a "I'll sleep with anything or anybody if it will get me attention and advance my career" type.

His chest is so smooth and tanned. Gorgeous.

He's not a bad actor. Here's one of the best scenes with Johnson and Olmos.

I'm not sure if this is about Don Johnson or not so would appreciate help given, but in the 90s some celebrity sued over a surgery where he was on the operating table and came out of anesthetic early and heard the doctor laughing at his small penis. He had looked up his gown and was mocking his tiny cock. I could swear it was about Don Johnson because of Melanie Griffiths being mentioned. Was this about Don Johnson or not?

You mean this photo? Look how thick his bush is. He is not small, by any measure.

[quote]He had a great ass back in the day, too.

Yes, indeed.

Any pics?

I have that movie The Harrad Experiment on DVD.

This has reminded me of why I bought it.

Must watch it.

R105 I hope you're being facetious as that 'cock' is fucking tiny.

Not it isn't R108. DJ is 5 foot 11 and you can't even see part of it for the bush. There are porn stars with less.

R109 Firstly no way on hell is DJ 5'11. He would need to stand on a milk crate to reach that height and secondly that cock flaccid is small. I doubt it would grow that much either. If you consider that big then I'm fucking twelve inches then.

I never liked him. He's dumb as a box of rocks. And he's an asshole. He and Melanie Griffith had a long relationship. They were both of the same type: cute and dumb. He started fucking her when she was 14 (he was 24). In a Playboy interview the interviewer said wasn't she a little young and he said he was a very immature 24 year old and she was a very mature 14 year old, so it kind of balanced out. That's a typical excuse pervs use when they get caught fucking underage girls. They had a brief marriage when they were young and later on reconnected. People magazine did a cover story on them proclaiming them "The happiest couple in Hollywood!" That marriage didn't last either. Their daughter from that union starred in the dreadful "Fifty Shades of Grey" movie.

In interviews, Johnson comes off as a typical Hollywood creep.

He was so sexy in the "The Long Hot Summer" remake in the 80s.

handsome son. looks like a mixture of Don Johnson, Kevin Costner and Mathew McConaughey and of all people Luke Perry

Handsome son? Holy hell. He looks like a mix of a drunken alky and an AIDS victim. He looks unclean, unhealthy and unloved. He also looks like a small cocked sleaze like his daddy.

??? bitter much?

R115 Hey Donny your washed out son can defend himself. Why don't you go back to buying dildos and gay pornos and work on shoving those 12 inch black dildos up your pussy.

r116 is Tippi Hedren.

R117 No Dumbass Don, calling me your ex cunty mother in law still doesn't change the fact you have a tiny penis and a fetish for shoving meaty dildos up your chocolate highway.

Philip Michael Thomas then, R118?

Pamela des Barres fucked him and of course she burbled about it in her memoir "I'm With The Band." She said he had a "HUGE cock." I've seen nude photos of him; that is NOT a huge cock.

R119 FFS at this rate you'll be guessing until you little cock pushes up a lone daisy.

In the seventies it was considered no big deal if a male celebrity was banging a little girl.

There was Don and little Melanie. Pamela Des Barres said that Don told her he was going to be with Melanie but they could remain fuck buddies; she also said that Melanie was completely ok with that. Ugh.

Rick Springfield was the "boyfriend" of Linda Blair. He was 24; she was 15. Her parents were so indulgent of their little movie star darling that they allowed her and Springfield to shack up together in the family home. Many years later in an interview Springfield said that anybody doing what he did would probably get lynched today, but that during the seventies it was considered just one of those things.

Jimmy Page became smitten with Lori Maddox, a 14 year old groupie. According to her she was literally kidnapped by Page's goons, thrown into a car and brought to his hotel room. She, being a 14 year old dimwit, eventually came to think that Page's behavior was very romantic. He dumped Pamela Des Barres for her. He dumped her for Bebe Buell. That's how it goes from groupies.

He's still cool

1:22 minutes in -- Melanie looks like a boy-child.

He stole my hit song.

R46, looks like you were right.

Don was definitely gorgeous back in the day. I never missed an episode of Miami Vice. But the asshole vibe emanated loud and clear from him. You knew that this guy, who'd been around for awhile, had finally hit the big time and was going to milk it for everything. Sex, drugs, rock-n-roll.

Can't understand the current marriage. She seems (of course I have no way of actually knowing) a bit conservative and run of the mill. I guess he had to settle down sometime. He needed her money.

The son reminds me of Daniel Johns from Silverchair.

I think the son looks much like the father; a bit more rat-faced, maybe.

How much money does Phleger have?

“Johnson, Don. Unpleasant, conceited personality (From e-mail: "'Raging asshole' is closer to the truth"). Former and most likely current drunkard and drug addict; reportedly introduced Jasmine Bleeth to coke. Hygienically challenged. Has made use of hookers in the past. Linked with his teen co-star--not his first case of statutory rape, either. Has been seen shopping for sex toys with a male companion. Given to groping women. Money launderer. Linked with Patti D'Arbanville, Pamela Des Barres, Jasmine Bleeth, Melanie Griffith, Penelope Ann Miller, Sal Mineo, Babs Streisand, and Uma Thurman.”

Vintage gossip circa 2004.

Nash Bridges was on for 6 years. He had part ownership of the show. He just sued the production company for jewing him out of some of his profits. He was awarded 20 million dollars.

"Jewing him," R132? Is that a quote from the brief, or are you just an overbearing, anti-semitic moron? Wait, don't tell me. Let me guess.

sorry ...it was auto correct. It was supposed to be screwing....screwing him out of his money...

lol.

'The Long Hot Summer' remake, OMG when he licks the cigarette to roll it I almost lost it. HOT!

He has a terrific part in brawl in cell Block 99, a new Vince vaughn movie that is now available on Amazon prime. Just watched it a few nights ago. Total badass role and Johnson nails it. (Its a great film too)