- Looking for one-arm guy (Chelsea)\
Mature guy, fit body, 6'', 172, looking for one-arm guy for fun and romance. Your pic gets mine.
- lol r1. He must need a one-armed model for a fisting shoot.
- Road head with abuse?
- I get a feeling that all of the CL fools and their juvenile fantasies post here on a regular basis.
- Guilty! r4
- I''ve yet to see any bizarre posts on Craigslist for may area. I only look there about once a month but it always seems to be guys looking for vanilla encounters with other guys, nothing outlandish.
- This is really hilarious, OP.
- This sounds like fun; off to go find crazy Toronto Craigslist ads to post -- be right back!
- Okay, this one''s not all that bizarre, but it is a little wierd -- someone posting that David Cross got engaged in the News section:\
"Amber Tamblyn and David Cross are engaged, reps for both stars confirm.\
The "Joan of Arcadia" and "House" actress has dated the "Arrested Development" actor since 2009.\
Neither has been married before.\
No wedding date or details have been revealed yet.\
Congratulations to the couple!"
- Bare feet, mud, and JO! - 42 (someplace wet and private)%0D\
I get a huge turnon from going barefoot in soft, wet mud, feeling it ooze up between my toes while I jack off and shoot a hot load. (The pic is me taking a wizz right before doing this.) Would love to do it with another hot guy -- take off our shoes, pull down our shorts, make out and rub cocks while we sink into warm, soft mud. I''m getting a huge hard on just writing this. I''m tall, masc, musc, looking for someone 18-30 who knows someplace private for this kind of thing.... %0D
- Small older guy here likes to suck clean cut cocks (maybe more) 18 - 50%0D\
About midnight, after wife goes to bed. Yes I swallow. I want no reciprocation.%0D\
- r11, I wonder how small he is. Dwarf?
- The craziest CL posts come from the mid-West, for some reason.
- Small guy here wants a clean, cut fishing buddy (younger is a plus, lol) I also love to deep throat and play with you when you want it.%0D\
I want no reciprocation. I like to fish at the dam in Huntington, I will drive. I have the bait. I like to fish for several hours, but only as long%0D\
as you want to or can.. I am 5'' 4", 135 lbs, all my dark blond hair. You ? %0D\
- R12, see R14. I think they''re the same guy.
- [quote] Looking for one-arm guy (Chelsea)\
Who knew Dr. Richard Kimble lived in Chelsea?
- R3: I once saw a video online of guys that had picked up a young 20something girl and it turned sexual very soon with the girl soon getting f*cked in the back seat. And no, it was not rape. Anyway, at one point during the encounter, the friend who was driving threw her pocketbook out the window of the moving car, but she was in the middle of getting f*cked so all she did was scream about it but not much else. Then, a few more miles up, after the guy had finished, they stopped the car and pushed her out by the side of a barn, in the middle of a nowhere. She was RUNNING after the car and it was, sadly, hysterical.
- I think it''s bizarre that no one on CL knows the difference between discreet and discrete.
- A few months ago I found and posted here a hysterical M4M ad at CL New York from an elderly queen who was trying to assemble a group for guys who liked to knit in the nude.
- Niecy Eaker Hoover OWNS this thread!!
- R17, that video sounds awful. What is wrong with you?
- "Large Cat Statue made of porcelain and is white in color it is 8 feet tall and about 5 feet wide. The reason I am giving this away is because some neighborhood vandals have painted a rather large penis on the front of it. Email me if you are interested."
- Fart on Me
- Mama''s got one foot in the grave and her gay son is wearing her clothes!
- Oh, honey, no. Just [italic]no.[/italic]
- r29 Life is...too short to read all of the twink babble.
- The guy at R25 is actually rather cute. Too bad he seem like human mush.
- Give me your old, fat and ugly.
- Buy me a car!
- Are you a tranny who looks like the House Minority Leader? You''re in luck!
- He had me at "I have the bait".
Nuthin sexier than a man with worms.
- can someone piss on me NOW - m4m - 24 \
black male, ddf, 24, bottom here i wanna suck a little and get pissed on all day today,\
i can host or travel, im serious and ready now
- I WILL DO ALMOST ANYTHING TO SUCK A BIG UNCUT COCK - m4m - 64 (ALL OVER THE PLACE)\
I love sucking on an UN-CUT COCK, race does not matter, I LOVE ALL DICKS over 7 inches and uncut.\
I am a Silver Fox who is very healthy and very clean and GENEORUS. No strings attached, just contact me\
each time you get horny and need compensating and I will be there to suck you off. I love to swallow.
- Gen Rimmer for straight guys - m4m - 43 \
Looking for masculine straight guys today come over and have a seat.\
hairy, white, latino, blue collar, are all a +\
I''m discreet, D&D free. I host and have easy parking.\
reply with face and or body pics\
see the image for details. \
(and HE''LL pay YOU!)
- Now that''s a serious rimmer LOL
- Can I lick your stump?
- He''s 50 and wants you to beat the shit out of him.
- Who says there's not a lid for every pot?
- This one fits DL to a t:
- Mommy Tits!
- The one with a "straight guy" looking for a woman with an ass like Anthony Recker is just bizarre.
- Not bizarre, but hilarious. Why do some folks post celebrity pix as their own and think nobody will have a clue?
- My favorite CL of all time is the pot-luck orgy.
There was an entire thread devoted to it several years ago. Photos included.
- I think the W4W CL posts are much more bizarre the rambling mess at link is case in point. Forget the posting just read the picture. Ugh, lesbians and feelings...
- ^ What's the lesbian version of "MARY!"?
- I believe it's "Larry!"
- And who could forget the little Nazi dolls?
- Tranny Nanny
- Bugs Bunny in Drag Wanted:
- Do your your homework, you little bastard!
- SAD IN O-H-I-O
- Those gay Nazi dolls are funny.
- hot ad
- None of these links work.
- dayum! r56 found a hot fuk!
- straight booty upside down
- [quote]Looking for one-arm guy (Chelsea)
Tennessee Williams wrote a short story, which was also a play.
- muscle ass
- bubble butt
- Beyond The Folds of Vulva
- Girlfriend is out-of-town.
These girls have the most amazing jobs...
- so funny
- The "My Girlfriend Is Out Of Town" ones just mystify me to no end.
Does ANYONE believe these guys actually have girlfriends?
Are we that desperate to believe we're getting some straight dick/ass?
Lame. And the guys who fall for it are even more lame.
- Kosher eggs needed
- r64, i picture those types of posters as mumu wearing, wine cooler drinking, Virginia slim smoking older men looking to either further their fantasy or trolling for pictures.
- Do you qualify to be his FIRST?
- Compression shorts straight dude for straight dudes
- Can anyone please explain the reason why some of these whores basically stick cameras on their assholes? Is this attractive to anyone? The most hysterical are the supposed "straight, bi, discreet, closeted" ones who have 10-12 pics of their asses. Because all of the closeted guys regularly spread their holes for the lens.
- Neither bizarre nor hilarious, R73
- From R70's:
[quote]Masculine and discreet dudes who are unclockable and manly only.
"Unclockable"? What does that even mean?
- Love reading CL ... find it funny when dudes list they will suck and "swallow." As if that is some sort of accomplishment.
- Do you have a dick, R77? It's not an "accomplishment", it's a selling point. Being sucked to completion and having your load swallowed is far more enjoyable than pulling out and being "finished off" by hand.
- Unclockable is a popular urban/youth term for a dude who is secretly into dudes, AND no one ever has suspected or would suspect he is because he is so masculine, loved by the ladies, and athletic. For instance, if a guy like Mark Sanchez likes dudes, he is unclockable. No one would ever suspect.
- Well, yes, R78. Being sucked to completion and having to watch the guy gag or spit it out can be a buzz-kill. But I cope. Just find amusing advertising on CL that swallowing is a skill. It's sex, just damn do it!
- R73 's ad is bizarre because that's the first excellent butt ever seen on CL
- [italic]Unclockable[/italic] also refers to transsexuals who are totally passable as women.
- yeah, the same concept of undetectable applies to transsexuals.
- MOAR! And copy the text in your replies, cunts. We can't see expired ads.
- Closet cases are so fucked up.
- yet so hot, r85!
- Uh, no, R86. You sound pretty fucked up yourself.
- Biracial Bi College Stud
- Straight Jock
- Pocket closet queen alert at R88's link.
- r88/r89 ads are of the same guy, duh. Look for something else, dear.
- Bubble Booty
- I live alone.
- This is For a Bicurious Dude who wants to try some ASS - 23 (NW DC)
Date: 2012-09-02, 1:01AM EDT
Looking for a straight dude who is looking for something new by tapping some ass on the DL. I am a bisexual athletic guy with phat ass. I have only been with two guys, want to try it again with someone I can trust on the DL. I like guys who are bigger than me (muscle and height), dominant, and very athletic, I want to be strictly passive with this type of guy.
STD-free only. Be buff, be MASCULINE, and be very hot. Send pic of your abs/pecs.
- Where are the hot muscular bicurious straight jocks?
I'm a picky closeted bisexual guy who has fantasies about getting fucked by a hard-bodied fine straight dude, especially an athlete, soldier, firefighter, or personal trainer/bodybuilder. I like to work out and play sports. I hit the gym five to six times per week. I love being around other hot, buff dudes who play sports, so it would be great to find a dude who can lift with me, watch sports, shoot hoops, and then chill on the DL with me.
MY fantasy is to secretly be a total bottom for an open-minded straight guy who is horny and wants to try something very new. I have no interest in any guy who has sucked dick or been fucked before or would want to do those things. I am only interested in a guy who would totally dominant and in the active role.
I am confirmed STD-free; you must be too.
Send a physique pic and description. No dick pics please.
- I need a cup of cum all cock apply - 27 (Troy)
Like the title says I host in Troy age race cock size not Important if u will cum to me I will not turn u away I'll suck ur cock and u can shoot it in the cup or my mouth and I'll spit it in there I'll bottom if that's what u want but u gotta wear a condom for that we can squeez it out once ur finished no recip needed just want a lot of cum if thus is up I still need cum I'm tall athletic and hung hurry if I don't respond I'm working on making some one cum I'll reply as soon as I'm done
- [quote]I need a cup of cum all cock apply
[quote]Like the title says I host in Troy age race cock size not Important if u will cum to me I will not turn u away I'll suck ur cock and u can shoot it in the cup or my mouth and I'll spit it in there I'll bottom if that's what u want but u gotta wear a condom for that we can squeez it out once ur finished no recip needed just want a lot of cum if thus is up I still need cum I'm tall athletic and hung hurry if I don't respond I'm working on making some one cum I'll reply as soon as I'm done
- [quote]Looking for a big bellied dude into male preg. fetish Looking for a round bellied guy to explore a kink with. I am 6ft 175, 36 and good looking. Please send a pic of you and your tummy if you're interested. I have pics for trade. Please be under 55. Thanks.
- need more
- Tight Frat Butt for Buff Power Top - 23
Bisexual frat jock, 5'11, 176, work out, play soccer/basketball, very goodlooking, discreet
You: muscular bicurious guy who is a total 100 percent total TOP. I especially am interested in muscular black, dark Latinos, and Arab/Indian dudes. Discreet and masculine only.
Send pic and full description. You must be STD-free.
- Cake Love - 25 (Shirlington)
Closeted bisexual power bottom, 5'9", 150, br/br, work out, play basketball, soccer. Looking for a fit muscular total TOP for a regular arrangement. Prefer guys who are bicurious or bisexual and very fit (have a hot bod). 22-42 years old. Total top jocks only.
send pic and detailed description.
- chill masc/musc bi guy for workout partner - m4m - 31 (pentagon / crystal)
31 6'2 white bi guy, masculine muscular (bench 245ish). new in town hoping to find another discreet bi bro to lift/jog/bike/chill with, haven't joined a gym yet but looking in pentagon city / crystal city area. appreciate any gym advice...
ddf dominant alpha male hung 8c, get into jo/oral/porn/wrestling with other masc/musc guys, preference to tall hot hung cut and smooth
age/stats/pic in first email, best contact is cam (skype/gmail/aim)...not into wasting time with email tag. thx
- Alpha Ass - 23 (NW DC)
Are you a buff goodlooking dude who is unclockable, discreet, and a total jock?
Looking for a very goodlooking masculine/macho straight or bi dude to vibe with on the DL. I am NOT looking for versatile tops, versatiles, or bottoms. In fact, I am not looking for tops that suck dick either. Only dudes that penetrate only, never get penetrated.
I am a bisexual biracial dude who is a total 100 percent POWERBOTTOM. I am attracted to muscular dominant guys who seem totally straight but will fuck my ass on the downlow. I am very picky, so make sure your body is tight, buff, and muscular. The key of guy I like works out a lot and it shows. I especially like bodybuilders, athletes, firemen, construction workers, frat boys, and personal trainers.
Send a detailed description of yourself and a pic of your pecs.
- Straight frat guy - m4m - 22 (Alexandria)
Looking for a drug and disease-free masculine guy who an give me a blow a go. I can host or you can
Send a face and body pic. Looking to do this within the hour
- All the Straight DL Blk Tops Must be gone - 33 (PG County)
Placed ad but have found no takers. Trying to find a straight acting DL top...BI married or straight that has the urge to get head and fuck a clean and ddf blk btm. Interested in someone that is ready to play not just play email tags for days on end. Looking for that good dick now. Serious replies only. Looking for someone who might not be getting what they need at home...nsa and discretion assured. Send stats and a pic for a response. I have pics to trade if you do.
- 10" straight big black dick, needs tight boy ass!!!!!!! - m4m - 23 (Largo )
I have a 10in cock and needs some ass to get me off . 23yrs old in shape?/ muscular college student. I don't have time for fakers. Want some ass, any race but must be in shape must be hiv neg and very very very clean. Please let me know ASAP!!!!!! Trust! I fuck VERY well!!!! You must be able to host and not that far from me! Don't reply if you can't take this dick!!!!
- Muscle Ass for Muscle Power Top - 24
Hey bros. Bisexual dude who likes to be fucked by very manly muscle jocks who are total tops. 22 to 43 yo only. I am 5'10, 178 lbs, br/br, 44 inch chest, 29 inch waist, all-man, masculine. I am on the DL about my bisexuality and just broke up with my fiancee, so I only will hook up with guys that are also discreet and closeted bisexual. Only muscular dudes with hot hard bods please.
Send your current physique pic that shows your abs pecs and biceps and response. Drug-free, Disease-free, non-alcoholic.
Bi Discreet College Jock - 21 (Upper West Side)
6'1", 170, br/bl, nice ass and 7"cut cock.
Completely masculine, no one would suspect Im down with dudes. Looking for similar masculine, straight guy to mess around with
Hit me up with face pic if interested. Cant Host
- Xvgl Straight Jock- Seeks Similar Tops - 32 (East Village)
Straight type vgl jock here
Seeking similar tops
Safe discreet def only
- Straight but curious - 26 (Uptown)
Athletic top here looking to mess around tonight/tomorrow. DDF. Reply with picture. I can host.
- Athletic Jock - m4m - 24 (Charlotte)
Good looking, masculine guy here looking to chill sometimes this weekend. Into guys near my age who are attractive, normal and discreet.
I'm 5-9, 155lbs, and in pretty good shape. If interested, hit me up with stats and pics.
- Masculine Jock looking - 24 (Charlotte)
Good looking, masculine guy here looking to chill sometime this week. Into guys around my age you are in great shape, normal, masculine.
I'm 5-9, 155lbs - in good shape. If interested in hanging out please send stats and pics. Thanks
- dl athlete back in the area - 23 (apex)
recent athlete graduate here back in the area... looking for other masc discreet athletic type to chill with and see what happens. someone i could chill with and no one have any idea we are getting it on on the side.... 6'0 177... into working out, ps3, working out, partying, hitting on bitches... it be hot to tag team so hot pussy, make them leave when were done then go at each other.... hit me up guys.
be athletic and in great shape. no pic no response. and put athletes for bitches in the subject so i know your legit. discreet is best but if your out masc and can keep your mouth shut i'm cool with that too.
- ollege Jock in Town for the Weekend - 24 (UNC Chapel Hill)
will be in town for the weekend and looking to hang with some hot carolina guys while in town... twenty-four y/o, 6foot1, 178lbs, athletic, masc, discreet 7.5uc
hit me up with stats and pics if you're interested in meeting up at some point... looking for guys no older than 26
- Discreet Jock - 23 (State to UNC)
In town this weekend looking to have some fun with guys that are similar to myself. I am in shape and masculine and I am looking for the same. Into anything safe and normal and I am vers...hit me back with stats and a pic
- Any Straight/Discreet Fraternity/Athletes? - 34 (Chapel Hill)
I am a in town for a few days and looking for some str8, bi-curious discreet guys for fun. Prefer some Duke or UNC fraternity guys or athletes. I am tall, VGL, athletic, discreet guy and looking for same. You will not be disappointed, so don't disappoint me. Please be young, discreet, masculine, in good shape, and good looking. The pic is me, and looking for similar.
- Str8 ass needs HUGE double digit DICK - 24 (Raleigh)
I'm a str8 dude. I fuck all kinds of pussy but sometimes I feel the need to have a MASSIVE dick sliding in and out of my tight ass. I'm only interested in guys with at least 9 and prefer younger guys who are fit. I can host and I'm totally discreet/DL so if you don't got face pics it's cool. Dick pic is a must though or webcam.
- Muscle Frat Jock - m4m - 22 (Virginia)
Date: 2012-11-13, 9:27AM EST
I love to lift weights, row, whitewater raft, play football/soccer/hockey. I am 5'9, 151, 29 inch waist.
You: a straight but experimental dude with a tight buff muscle body. Would be cool to find a dude I can shoot hoops with, lift weights with, and vibe with. No offense, but I am only into people who are into fitness/weightlifting, and it shows.
You must send a shirtless pic that shows your abs and pecs to get my response or interest.
- Today, I posted a fake W4M ad looking for big cocks and some guy replied from his work email:
When you find a cock like that...let me know because I want it too...
Um, don't people think before they send emails from work? Their IT will no he's looking for cock at work.
- I no longer have the link, but the most bizarre - revolting I ever read was a few years ago a guy in PTown who wanted to lick hemorrhoids
- This is [italic]very[/italic] specific.
- Muscle Ass for Jacked Total Top - 24
Date: 2012-12-29, 1:55PM EST
Hey bros. Bisexual dude who loves chicks, but recently experienced getting fucked by a hot athlete and want to do it again and again. I am only interested in straight or bicurious dudes who are very goodlooking muscle jocks. 22 to 43 yo only.
I am 5'11, 188 lbs, br/br, 45 inch chest, 29 inch waist, all-man, masculine. I play football, hockey. I am very private and discreet, and I only want to meet guys that are also discreet and on the down low about this. Only jacked muscular dudes with hot hard bods please.
Send your current physique pic and your STI-status. I am very Drug-free, Disease-free, non-alcoholic.
- Married Visitor in Boston on Jan 3rd - 27 (Back Bay Hotel)
Date: 2012-12-30, 11:13AM EST
Good morning. I'm married to a woman, straight-curious, 27, six ft, 165, masculine, discreet, dd free and new to this.
I'd like to hang out with a masculine guy in a similar situation. Please be dd free, masculine and very discreet. Hairy would be cool, but not a must.
I'd like to try to suck and possibly bottom. No recip for me is cool. Looking for total NSA.
I will be in Boston Thursday, January 3rd and able to host in my Back Bay hotel. Let me know if you're interested. I'll reply to all email ASAP.
- Curious attractive guy looking to give head to a hung guy - 33 (Reading)
Date: 2012-12-29, 8:52AM EST
I attractive, fit, discrete, straight but very curious, not too experienced, normal, clean, not into drugs or anything too wild...
Would love to meet a guy my age or younger with a huge cock.... I want to watch you stroke your cock then jump in and help out!
I got pics to trade!
- This is now just a spam thread. There's nothing bizarre or hilarious about any of these.
- Lets be Str8 big dick friends - 23
Date: 2012-12-30, 3:16PM EST
Masc dl latino here. very discreet and str8, im not into the scene and im not a cuddler/kisser... Im clean and disease free. You're description should be very similar. like me you shouldnt have a small dick so be atleast 8 inches. The pics below are of me. Im not too concerened with looks or race mostly just a nice dick. Send pix so we can talk
- 100% Straight Guy just want my Asshole eaten out long and deep - 29 (Midtown West)
Date: 2012-12-29, 6:19PM EST
very cool straight guy, 100% comfortable with myself. i love having my asshole eaten out deep and long. Looking for a dude into doing this.
I have to be discreet, as I have a gf.
please send pics and be into eating ass.
be for real and lkng to meet!
- Dominican Muscle Ass - 27 (VA)
Date: 2013-01-02, 12:26AM EST
Are there any DL papis and thugs who have gym bods and are completely discreet and unclockable?
Masculine bisexual Dominican, 5'11", 177, work out six times per week, athletic, on the DL, total bottom. I date women, but have a discreet side I want to explore more.
Seeking very goodlooking DL dude who has muscular physique, works out a lot. Only interested in total tops who never bottom. Hope to find one dude that I can bottom for on a continuing basis, but on the DL.
Send current shirtless
- Our local DL never gets strange things as seen here. It's all very vanilla.
- Oops! That should be our local CL, not DL.
- Tight Bubble Butt for Curious Straight Jock - 23 (DC)
Date: 2013-01-03, 12:50PM EST
Looking for a very goodlooking masculine/macho straight or bi dude to vibe with on the DL.
I am a bisexual guy who is a total 100 percent power BOTTOM. Looking for dudes like bodybuilders, athletes, firemen, construction workers, frat boys, and buff personal trainers.
I am disease-free, you must be too. I am discreet and on the down low, and you must be too. I am fit muscular and work out a lot, and I seek the same. Send your physique pic and details.
Nope. Totally not gay.
Posted on July 28, 2012 by rootahbaygah
black guy mmmmmD at me – m4m – 30 (walmart parking lot)
white guy her looking to find the black guy who mmmmmD at me when i got out of my car in the walmart parking lot you looked sexy im not gay nor did i look gay at all but i would let you give me a try hit me up maby we can meet
- Bubble Butt Bruh for Straight Total Top - 23 (DC)
I just got in from the gym and looking for a hot dude to vibe with.
I am a very goodlooking total bottom, bi, 5'10, 170lbs, solid muscle, muscle butt.
I am looking for a straight hot guy who wants to pump my tight ass on the DL. You must be very goodlooking and have a tight bod. I am not into gay guys or skinny guys. Down low only. DDF.
- Nothing like this stuff is ever on our area Craigslists.
- r135, where do you live, 1975 the Castro?
- I live where people are looking for hookups on Craigslist but they would not be considered "bizarre and hilarious" like the stuff in this thread, R136. Where do you live, the basement at Expressions, 53rd & 3rd?
- I've been diagnosed as homosexual.
- I sent a reply to a Craigslist ad a while ago to a macho guy who was into roleplay. I'm now getting emails from "Sissy"
Pics of Sissy vacuuming.
Sissy washing the dishes.
All in different but fetching sissy outfits.
- I avoid baths.
- here i am.
- Bubble Butt DL Jock - 24 (DC) Just moved here from NYC. Looking to meet a bicurious dude who is very muscular, athletic, and completely discreet.
I am completely DL, absolutely masculine, and date chicks. I am only interested in guys who work out a lot and it shows, play sports, and no one knows they are interested in other dudes. The kind of dude I am looking for is very athletic and completely masculine.
I want to find a bicurious buff dude who wants to play with my ass and engage in body exploration. I want to find a big buff dude who wants to be on top of me. I am very selective, STD-free, and willing to wait for the right dude who is the same. I have only been with two dudes ever, and not looking to rush this.
I am only interested in guys with buff gym bodies who are on the DL or straight.
=== Send your physique pic and description for my response.
- must have a mature white woman to fuck - m4w - 22 (south side)
- Looking for CD/TS for first time - m4t - 19 (Midlothian)
I'm a straight jock looking for a cd /ts
I want to have my ass played with and cock sucked and maybe more
You be white and preferably passable
You must host or car play , 18-28 preferred
- We need a spinoff thread featuring the HOT dudes of Craigslist.
- Tragically tinynip @ R146
- [quote]We need a spinoff thread featuring the HOT dudes of Craigslist.
They probably don't exist.
- I love the Nazi doll guy and his dolls. I honestly do fear for his sanity, though. This will not end well.
- Have never seen bizarre listings like the ones posted here.
- I prefer to listen to the ads read by our poet laureate.