Neil Patrick Harris And Boyfriend Sunbathing, Presenting Asses

Neil's hard, pink, throbbing penis, so nicely decorated with well-trimmed brown-blond pubic hair regularly unloads its Jesus juice into David's hairless,and spit-lubed anus. David and Neil scream in ecstasy at the moment of Neil's orgasm, which is soon followed by David's spurts of joy, brought about by furious masturbation during coitus. Both then fall back on their sweat-soaked sheets, panting, trying to catch their breath. This is followed by a passionate session of French kissing and a shower.

I'll give the G-rated response: Absolutely gorgeous family and as much as I can't stand Elton, I love seeing both couples with their kids. Love it.

Blonds are always the bottoms

I have three words for you, OP: double headed dildo.

[quote] Who's the top, who's the bottom?%0D %0D David is clearly the "mommy" in this photo, op. Therefore, he's the bottomiest bottom that ever bottomeed.%0D %0D Oh, and Doogie needs to stay out of the sun. He's looking kinda dry.

Whenever I see Sir Elton with that child, only three words enter my mind:

Shaken

Baby

Syndrome

Who's the fraucow Elton's giggling at?

What a giggling gaggle of gays, R7!!

I thought the reports were that, with his huge cock, Burtka was the more likely top?

Elton John is looking just hideous. With all that money couldn't he look better than that? He looks in his late 60's.

If you've never met NPH you have never met a nelly queen and major bottom.

Neil told Howard Stern they he and David are both versatile.

[quote]I thought the reports were that, with his huge cock, Burtka was the more likely top?%0D %0D %0D It's one of nature's cruel tricks, guys with big cocks are usually bottoms.

OMG, Burtka has gorgeous feet. Absolutely beautiful!!!!

Elton really is looking hideous. You took the words right out of my mouth.

R10 he's in his mid-60s. So it's terrible for him to basically his own age? I think it looks way worse to fight it with plastic surgery. Even the best money can't make it look real after 70.

Not talking about age, R16, talking about hideousity!

[quote]If you've never met NPH you have never met a nelly queen and major bottom.

Oh, honey, getting an autograph is not "meeting him."

They're young, attractive, notable, and wealthy. They're obviously in love with each other and committed. They're both out.

GET 'EM, GIRLS!

Neil seems like a big bottom to me.

Really, R20? Then you've never seen or heard David Burtka.

r21, David is like a housewife. He quit acting, ran a catering biz and is the caretaker who stays at home. And he talks like that.

How did David lose the baby weight so fast?

"Caretaker," yeah whatever. They have two nannies to take care of the kids. Burtka sits on his ass and does nothing all day.

I don't know, R24. David said in some interview that the nanny doesn't work much at all because he wants them to raise the kids. He was also moaning about how he misses adult company being at home with kids all day. Sounded genuine.

[quote] David said in some interview that the nanny doesn't work much at all because he wants them to raise the kids. He was also moaning about how he misses adult company being at home with kids all day. Sounded genuine.%0D %0D How dumb. Why even adopt in the first place? They're young, they love to go out, they like to have fun. There is absolutely no reason to have kids.%0D %0D I don't know why these celebrities feel this strange need to adopt kids. It's like they do it just to be trendy.%0D %0D If I had the career, the money, and the social circle that NPH has, I'd say screw adoption - I just wanna have fun.%0D %0D Same thing with Ricky Martin. Doesn't he think that his "in-vitro" twins are going to have a LOT of questions, and experience a lot of crap when they're teens?%0D %0D I loved what Ricky Martin said when Oprah was interviewing him about the twins. "I love them, and they love me, and our household is just going to be filled with love."%0D %0D Really? What happens when they grow up and discover that daddy likes getting fucked by other guys? Will they still love you then? I wouldn't be so sure, Ricky. In fact, they might resent you for it.%0D %0D To me, I'd forgo the egotistical need to reproduce, and just live my life. It's hard enough being a gay person in this world, without having to deal with all the crap that comes with having kids.

"Really? What happens when they grow up and discover that daddy likes getting fucked by other guys? Will they still love you then? I wouldn't be so sure, Ricky. In fact, they might resent you for it."%0D %0D %0D Don't you have a Bachmann rally to go to?

Regardless of sexual orientation, R26's kids will end up hating him/her, if only because he/she is a total douchebag asshole. %0D %0D It happens.

R27, you are a true stupid fuck. How could you even possibly compare my post to a "Bachmann rally?" Do you have any logic capability at all?%0D %0D I'm talking about celebrities, and their need to be loved by children whom they adopt. Could you please explain how you drew a Bachmann parallel?%0D %0D Geez, I sometimes read posts by the less intelligent amongst us, and I sigh for the future generation of gays.%0D %0D It's clear from reading posts on Datalounge, that many of the younger generation lack any ability to read, comprehend, and analyze. It's really quite sad.

[quote] Regardless of sexual orientation, R26's kids will end up hating him/her, if only because he/she is a total douchebag asshole.%0D %0D You people who think that gays who have kids are going to have an easy time with it, are DELUDED.%0D %0D Teens are hard enough to deal with, without having to factor in the two daddies or two mommies.%0D %0D Many of us think that adopting or using surrogates to become parents, will fill some sort of need that we have for love. Wrong.%0D %0D You can't guarantee that a child will grow up to understand and love you. It all depends on the kid. And if they end up hating you, then it's just a lifetime of misery and grief, for both of you.%0D %0D I'd prefer to leave child rearing to the breeders. Let them deal with all the hassles and heartache. Besides, I can't stand kids. That's all I'm saying.

"Could you please explain how you drew a Bachmann parallel?"%0D %0D Oh, dear. %0D %0D And you're calling me stupid?

Drop it. Christ, we have much bigger fish to fry.

Elton John is an old man. I think he looks fine.

[quote]You can't guarantee that a child will grow up to understand and love you. It all depends on the kid. And if they end up hating you, then it's just a lifetime of misery and grief, for both of you... I'd prefer to leave child rearing to the breeders. Let them deal with all the hassles and heartache. Besides, I can't stand kids. That's all I'm saying.

So you are lazy and a coward to boot. Every child is a crap shoot just like YOU were. Love how parents instantly forget they were kids too.

[quote]You can't guarantee that a child will grow up to understand and love you. It all depends on the kid.

You can nip it in the bud, you know.

r26 , Stop trying to defend yourself. r27 is right, you're a douche.

R26, they didn't adopt, they also did the surrogacy thing. It's irrelevant to your point though. Just because you don't want kids or fear that they'll hate you when they grow up doesn't mean that other people don't want kids or don't want to take the risk.

[quote]He was also moaning about how he misses adult company being at home with kids all day. Sounded genuine. adult company = Craigslist hookups

R22, perhaps David and Dan Savage's husband should meet to exchange housekeeping tips. Dan's husband (Terry?) is also the housewise in that relationship.

NPH is very much the top

Both NPH and David Burka shave their armpit hair.

They seem like a perfectly nice couple with adorable children. Good luck to them, I say.

"NPH is very much the top."%0D %0D Pity NPH then. From those pics, doesn't look like NPH has a whole lot to work with there. David has pancake ass.%0D

Based on R21's link, there's no top in that relationship. They both sound like the nelliest bottoms that ever bottomed! I guess a double-headed dildo is an essential part of their lovemaking arsenal...

Oh please, R44. It's obvious from that clip that David is the nelliest bottom who ever bottomed. I'm not saying that Neil is the butchest guy out there, but in comparison...

You guys make me ashamed to be gay.

Trust me, just because someone is "nelly" does NOT mean they're a bottom. Some of the nelliest guys I know are tops and some of the butchest guys I know are bottoms.

"What happens when [Ricky Martin's kids] grow up and discover that daddy likes getting fucked by other guys? Will they still love you then? I wouldn't be so sure, Ricky. In fact, they might resent you for it."

That's the really Bachmann-esque part of your post, R26, you hateful asshole.

Elton John badly needs to lose 20-40 pounds. He's a heart attach waiting to happen.%0D %0D I have always thought that David Burtka is hot, NPH too but not in David's league.

I always figured NPH would taste like a peach and feel like velvet, too bad he's a top.

bump

They're both hot.

David Burtka is the top. NPH is a power bottom.

Not in a million years, R53. Burtka is as femme as Richard Simmons.

bump

NPH

Someone shake a can of pennies at it to make this stop.

They're so fuckin' hot

Why has DL been swamped with threads about NPH all of a sudden?

I was wondering that too, r59.

NPH would only be a top

I bet they're both tops, except for David.

I don't see much

Sunbathing = Skin Cancer. Maybe that is why he looks rough

Neil is the man and the other guy is the wife.

Lucky sun

They showed nothing

You peaked? Naughty, naughty, MISS FERGUSON