Or little person, whatever.\
I have a female friend who had a one-nighter with a midget about a year ago and I''m intrigued. She said he was pretty hot: big dick, arrogant, nasty fuck.\
So would you do a midget? If he was a really nice guy? Just for the pervy-ness of it?
midget is an offensive term. We prefer "small person."
Especially if he was Peter Drinklage.
I''ve never seen a little person gay porn. Is there one?
A midget or a dwarf? That''s the key question.
If my name was Peter Dinklage, I''d change it, short or not. How unfortunate.%0D\
Sure. (answer to OP question)
[quote]So would you do a midget?%0D\
Yes, if he had a nice ass.
An ass troll.
r3, there is no midget gay porn. We''ve been looking for a single one for at least 3 or 4 years now and none of us has been able to find evidence of one.
Could I make him sing, "As coroner/ I must aver/ I thoroughly examined her" as I did it?
I once posted about my lust for Wee Man''s ass on DL and was "ewwwed" into next week. %0D\
I always thought the litte guy from Jackass was a cutie. I think they call him "Wee Man."
I have fucked midgets and thalidomide affected people. All were beyond delightful and exciting. It''s very much like discovering a hidden person.
They look unclean. Do their arms reach all the way to clean their buttholes properly?
When I lived in Germany, I was friends with a little person. He was adorable but straight. I told him I just wanted to suck him off, but he wouldn''t let me.
Sure if I thought he was attractive. It it was Dinklage the answer would be definitely.
I''d totally give it up for Sebastian Saraceno from Animal Planet''s [italic]Pit Boss.[/italic]
I''m sure the dick might look ''big'' due to the smallness of the body!\
I''ve been watching "Pit Boss", I find the boss, Shorty to be obnoxious, but his staff seems pretty cool.\
The female little person who runs his office is a lesbian, she''s dating an actress who is also little person. \
The two guys are cool, but Shorty is an arrogant prick, unless he''s putting that image on for the cameras. \
Sebastian had a girlfriend, but since he''s still on the show, it appears they broke up because she wanted him to leave California.
A dwarf isn''t proportional. A midget is just a smaller version. I''d screw a midget, but he''d need to by boyish, shaven, and submissive.
R28, that''s Peter Dinklage in character on HBO''s Game of Thrones.
I was a boy, she was a woman
I had this luky experience about 10 years ago when I was a student at university. It wasn't a One-Night Stand. I had an affair with this woman. We kept dating for 11 months.
Most of my previous lays have been large to average size. This for a sexual point of view aroused my curiosity.
She was 31 y.o. and 4' feet tall, petite but with unusually large breast for her frame. I'm 6' 6'' tall and, that time, I was 24, I practised lot of sport , played waterpolo and was a frequent visitor of my gym so I was rather brawny.
We were both curious and we really want to find out what it would be like sex betweeen us.
From a phisical point of view sex is good with shorter women. Believe me. It gives a posessive feeling to the guy, specialy in a missionary position. Only trouble with height and her is during missionary my head would bang the headboard while she'd be down around my mid chest area and mostly out of sight. It is still good.
Anyway, off of Quest....it was one of the most enjoyable encounters I've had. It has been real intense for both of us. She said me she fantasized in the past about dating a really tall guy.It was full of emotions and excitement and it seems that this make the whole experience really hot.
During all the months we kept dating, we took the time to experiment with each other and always had fun doing it.
These are the DL threads that make me smile. The OP''s question is one that any group of slightly drunken gay friends might run around the table on any given night!
I would - mostly as a bucket list kind of thing though. If I could get him to poop on a glass coffee table that would be a twofer.
I'm 6'6" so most every guy Ifuck is a "midget".
Loves love. Lust is lust. So yeah, I'd be game.
A midget is a small person whose body is in proportion. A dwarf is a person with a large head, short arms--Oompa Loompas.
"A dwarf is a person with a large head, short arms"
And big penises.
Wouldn't fuck a little person, but I would fuck Jeremy Roloff (or let him fuck me).
I'd be a little concerned about their hygiene given those tiny arms. Do they have to use a rag on a tick to wipe their asses?
I would do nasty things to Peter Dinklage.
AND I'd swallow every drop!
Why would it be pervy to have sex with a little person?
What a stupid attitude. You're a lowlife, OP. Having sex with you would be pervy, being rather comparable to farmsex, given your mind is in the hogpen.
I fucked a guy with one leg once. Would have no problem fucking a little guy.
Are any of them well adjusted?
they're all angry little fuckers
Never OP! I never fuck anyone under 5'9. BTW..in your poll you left out "high on meth" People will fuck anything in PNP circles, and since most of them don't have jobs they have plenty of time to look for midgets!
Bonnie Mace, white courtesy phone...Bonnie Mace, white courtesy phone...
In the hey day of the New York bathhouses, there was a dwarf who was never alone in his room for long. He was also a fixture at Boots and Saddles, The Anvil, The Manhole, Christopher St, the trucks and the piers. I think half the men in the city fucked him at some point.
Didn't Chuy from Chelsea Handler do porn?
r50 Where did I imply that it would be it all pervy? Stop projecting your bestiality shit all over me and get some help, cunt.
Er, that would be in the original post, OP/R58.
[quote]Just for the pervy-ness of it?
I have. I even went on his honeymoon with him and his catalogue robot.
Hell to the NO
They want to be called "little people." Midget is like nigger and faggot for them.
And yes, I would and I have. More than once.
You can't get enough of them.
Worked with a fire-breathing little person once- I swear he looks like an economy sized version of Michael Pitt. He has a cute bod too.
Would you fuck a fag?
I think I'd get creeped out, but I haven't met any hot ones, so I'm not sure.
Believe it or not, the current PC term seems to be "person of small stature" (I hang out in disability political circles, so I am up to date on the latest policing of language). It's part of "people first" language: person of color, person with AIDS, person with vagina, etc.
Are they going to change the name of Little People of America which has always sounded derogatory to me?
I liked to fuck this one little guy because he could clench my dick at the balls and tickle my dickhead with his tongue at the same time. A real giver.
Been doing it for years
Amy Roloff pings.
"I hang out in disability political circles,"
Please accept my sincere condolences.
Would Tom Cruise count?
R76, I think they have to be under 4'10" to count so no, but Madonna counts.
I am very upset about all the comments
I would. Why didn't you ask if we would fuck a dwarf? Peter Dinkledge is a dwarf, not a midget. The original Tiny Tim...he was a midget.
Do you think Amy Roloff has ever fucked around on Matt?
Midget, yes. Dwarf, no way. They have a rather snarly look to their face, they remind me of Ooompa Loompas. Midgets are cool, just little versions of people. They don't wobble when they walk.
Dwarfs have powerful ass muscles though, their leg muscles are short and I guess compressed or something. Their asses stick out like a foot behind them.
I wouldn't have sex with a guy who had a hemicorporectomy though.
Are you talking about Bob Costas?
R82 just because he's orange doesn't mean he's an Oompa Loompa.
not any more
yes yes yes
FYI remember it takes time for my pussy to get real juicy
R86, I think you win the gross-out game tonight.
Amy is it moist yet?
I only do men that are at least 8 inches. No little person is that big.
R91, how do you know?
R91, you only do men who are eight inches?
Poorly phrased on a midget thread.
Tom Thumb marries Five-Fingered MARY!!
OP, what else can you do with them?
They can clean under the sofa
On the poll, I don't understand the "it was disappointing" line.
Not as hot as the giant?
Help me here, folks.
Do giants have tiny peckers?
Why do they like to be called 'little people?' That just seems more demeaning than midget. And there's the Fisher-Price overlap.
R98, Billy Barty started the Little People thing. I don't get it either.
For the love of god, r88 / r90 / r92 / r95 / r97 / r99, would you please stop bumping these old threads with your creepy, non-contributing bullshit. Only 600 threads show up, and you've bumped at least 100 of them out of view in just the past hour with your self-centered bullshit. Take your fucking meds.
R104, they're all active threads in the system. You do realize many DLers are very upset that the archive never came to be?
So did you get a bee in your bonnet and search for midgets and aliens this morning?
Who the fuck does that?
r107, how is that any weirder than the person who creates 7 political threads per page? Or the people who fill up thread after thread after thread about footballers or vampire actors?
[quote] You do realize many DLers are very upset that the archive never came to be?
Be strong; move on; get the fuck over it and stop picking at the scab of the disappointments you have had to bear.
No, no, on this I agree with R107; who the hell bumps midget-fucking threads? Seriously.
Bumping a hundred posts at once is called flooding, and it's bad netiquette, or worse, reason for a banning.
And the fact that some people are also jerks doesn't make one type of jerky behavior suddenly okay. What are you, a Republican invoking a "But Clinton did _____" excuse?
r110, DLers have been looking for the existence of gay midget porn for the entire decade that I've been here and we've yet to find any. It's the Bigfoot of DL.
I definitely would. It would be a major turn-on to see my huge 8 1/2 inch cock looking even bigger plunging in and out of a little person.
r111, posting in active threads is neither flooding nor poor netiquette. You don't seem able to grasp that all the threads, despite any date on them, are active threads. The only posting limit here takes place during PrimeTime.
Excuse me, I already do!
Harry Styles, One Direction
r108, r112, and r114 is also the thread bumper using another IP or browser. He accidentally spoke in first person in the "most disturbing piece of literature" thread. So he's flooding and sockpuppeting, the little troll.
I'm FURIOUS about people doing things I don't like on Data Lounge! I won't sleep a wink until they have been SANCTIONED!
r116, I didn't misspeak. I'm sitting at my desktop computer. I was on my iPad before. I may post from my iPhone or my MacBook, later. Scary, huh? It may just be me and you posting on the whole board. There's nowhere you're safe from me!!!! Or safe from yourself, clearly.
I wonder how hottie Jeremy Roloff is doing at UC Santa Barbara. I bet he surfs a lot in an ass-accentuating wetsuit. We need another Little People Big World update episode.
R119, did Zac not go to college?
Normal-sized guys, my HOLE is OPEN and READY for BUSINESS!
I'd fuck a midget in a heartbeat.
It is actually on my bucket list, even if I have to pay for it.
I know, I'm twisted.
I wouldn't fuck one, but I would love to toss one, as long as he/she wasn't hurt!
R123, like midget juggling?
r120, Zach stayed in Oregon to help on the farm, continue working at the indoor soccer facility, do some youth coaching, and take classes at the local community college. I think he has plans to transfer to a 4 year university.
Can they fix Zac's mouth?
[quote]You do realize many DLers are very upset that the archive never came to be?
Isn't it still on the way? I thought that it was being worked on. That's why I paid.
R127, it's never happening.
PLEASE REMOVE THREAD
ATTORNEY FOR THE ROLOFF FAMILY