Smokin'' hot UPS men

Damn, I just had something delivered and what a man. Thick dark hair sprinkled with silver, pornstache, nice tan, late 30''s-early 40''s. I''m expecting something else later so hopefully it''s the same driver. Off to shower and clean up.

• I love my UPS man. Not only is he handsome, with great dimples, he''s unfailingly good-natured.

• Take a 5, put him in a UPS uniform, and he''s instantly a 7 or maybe even an 8. I''m not sure why, but it''s the truth.\ \ Only works for UPS though. FedEx and USPS don''t get a bump.

• Love to see the legs when they wear shorts.

• I''ve told this story a few times. I used to work in Greenwich, and I''d stroll along Greenwich Ave for lunch. The UPS driver who serviced the area at the time was blazing hot. I used to cruise him endlessly. One day I overheard a conversation between these two Greenwich trophy wives. One was telling the other that she''d seen the UPS guy a few times and wanted him badly. She kept sending packages to herself just so that he would show up at her door. She finally got him to fuck her on his fourth delivery.

• Lucky bitch.

• I think that some UPS know they''re hot in their uniforms and play it up well.\ \ Our married UPS guy is unfailingly flirty with men and women.\ \ Good looking guy, tanned, bald, great hairy legs, fills out the sleeves of his shirt very nicely.\ \ It must be hot to know that folks want you and all you have to do is stand nearby while some office clerk is signing for "package".\ \ Any UPS guys here to tell any tales?

• The UPS guy at my workplace turned me on so much (he was a hot young hairy Latino guy), that I had to beat off in the bathroom. And, I NEVER beat off at work.

• [quote]Good looking guy, tanned, bald, great hairy legs, fills out the sleeves of his shirt very nicely\ \ You just described a guy at my work who used to clean our carpets at my job (was extremely muscular, hairy, and very tall). After they stopped hiring him, rumor has it that he was bisexual and escorting on the side. Damn, if I only knew! Used to have many fantasies of him, haven''t seen him since.

• Ours looks like Ernest Borgnine...but female.

  Dustin

• [quote]Any UPS guys here to tell any tales?\ \ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

• "Any UPS guys here to tell any tales?"%0D\ %0D\ No.%0D\ %0D\ Those who can, do.%0D\ %0D\ Those who can''t dream up ridiculous, lame ass fantasies and post them on DL.%0D

  Cheryl

• All the NYC UPS guys I''ve seen are fugly.

• Advice needed:%0D\ %0D\ I have a straight friend - female - who''s interested in her UPS guy. Should she make a move? And for straight sex, or offer him a bj?%0D\ %0D

  Flyover Queen

• Bend and snap. Works every time.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-4tIs00NvM

• My UPS guy has a jacked up grill. Very nice and helpful, tho.

  I''m in NYC

• [quote]My UPS guy has a jacked up grill.%0D\ %0D\ What does that mean?

• My husband took a job as a seasonal UPS man when he got laid off 2 years ago. He worked the early AM shift (5am-1pm), and drove a package car for six months.\ \ He looked damned fine in his brown uniforms. The only drawback was having to get up very early to be at Washington Dulles airport at 5am every day.

• jacked up grill = wack teefs

• The thing about UPS guys is that "I got this situation under control" attitude they always project. Ever seen on rattled? Hell, even in this ungodly heat, our guy strolls in without a drop of sweat on him.

• My ex''s current bf is a UPS man. Muscular, well-built, very macho looking, HOT. Yet oddly at home he''s also a collector of "Claire" dolls - that''s where he met my ex, at a Claire convention (I think it''s Claire - very high fashion Barbie sort).\ \ My new bf and I were over there for dinner last week, and the ex and his "driver" were like two silly giggling teenage girls, all about "Claire". It was a little sick-making. Exactly the opposite of his macho UPS image.\ \ So girls, don''t judge a book by its brown cover...

• I hooked up with a guy through Craigslist who told me he was a UPS driver when we were fooling around. He was hot. Tall, lean body, and a big dick. He loved sucking my dick, too. %0D\ %0D\ I didn''t have any reason not to believe him. He said he lived with his girlfriend, we hooked up at his place, and when I used his bathroom there was makeup other stuff in there.

• R21, did he do you with his uniform on?

• R22, no he didn''t. We were both naked.

  R21

• We have observed that most UPS people appear to be either homosexuals or Lesbyterians.

  Mrs Patrick Campbell

• more stroies

• UPS guys are sexier than FedEx guys 4 sure.

• This is the Best!! I met MY UPS man while i was working a Fredricks Of Hollywood about 6 years ago!! He was SO SEXY and always waited for me to sign for the packages. After 2 years I changed jobs and started somewhere else and guess what he delivered a package to me at the new job 2 years later...2 years after that I changed jobs once again I thought he was gone BUT at lunch one day he walked in to the restaurant…. he was tatted and still looking so sexy (you could say I GOT MY PACKAGE).

  YOU~KNOW~WHO

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• My UPS guy is a real dreamboat, incredibly sweet and handsome. He's married or has a girlfriend. They go to gay clubs together and vacation on Fire Island.

• There's a fedex delivery guy who works out at my gym. He's friends with a friend of mine, so we sometimes wind up having conversations. He's a very cute, lean Latino guy in his early 20s. He's told us that he has several female FBs, most of them married, along his route that he "services" regularly, He met them all the first time he delivered a package to their homes.

• I've serviced two cable installers. And someone collecting for Greenpeace. For the cable dudes, one fast and hard rule: always, but always, have a porn going in your DVD player.

• There was a very hot, mustached, short Latin UPS guy with a wedding ring who used to fool around in the Lord & Taylor bathroom on the 10th floor with the queens that usually go there. It would make me jealous because, although he would whip his dick out in front of me, he would never do anything with me. His "type" must have strictly been older, wispy queeny retail types (which, younger and built thicker, I wasn't). I once ran into him on 34th and Park (my block) doing some deliveries. He looked the other way. This was back in the early 2000's, so who knows where he or those Aunt Bea queens are any longer. The one's who didn't get away and I got to fuck with: My younger Croetian doorman (big tina freak) The deli delivery kid (19 year old chubby black kid with tons of rapper clothes and hip hop attitude) My uncut Puerto Rican plumber (cruised me while whipping his dick out in my bathroom in front of me - loved his ass eaten - we saw each other for about two years) Several cab and truck drivers

• How nice.

  Joanne