How do you handle that intense itch that''s right in your asshole?

I bought a bottle brush to reach mine, but I hate using it on a bus or in church. When I was little I could get by with a pipe brush but everything grows as we age.

• Find a good sized dick. That should do it.

• I rely on the kindness of strangers to alleviate that problem

  Blanche D

• Lexbo, please go away.

• I had that the other day and almost went nuts.

• Prelube with Preparation H.\ \ It''s called a hemmorhoid, OP

• webmistress... please ban the butt itch troll. she is gross and not funny.

  mhb

• I put my pet gerbils into 3rd Gere and they do the job!

  Richard

• That''s one of the most satisfying itches to scratch according to Ripply''s believe it or not.

• Ultra Brite toothpaste works better than prep H

• it''s just your warts molting. Get a good moisturizer.

• Gerbils are not butt babies and that is not funny in the least.

  NAAGW (Nation ASSociation for the Advancement of Gerbil to the World)

• Firecracker therapy

  Fire in the hole!

• (R11) NAAGW - Not Another Angry Gerbil Warrior! :)

  Use PETA H

• Corn husks - no lube. Problem solved.

• PinRid

• Seriously, hemmorhoids burn and are very painful, more than being itchy, unless you just aren''t washing your asshole properly.\ \ Why not just see a doctor rather than asking for advice on DL?!! \ \ You are just asking for trouble expecting non-snarky advice re body parts, from people on DL!

• A nice refreshing bidet cleansing might help, really.

• Clarisonic and Peter Thomas Roth alpha hydroxy face wash.

• Lush has stuff for this.

• boom

  http://www.lushusa.com/shop/products/bath-shower/bath-melts/in-the-nude

• Probably too expensive for you, OP, but here''s the best.

  http://www.lushusa.com/shop/products/body/hand-and-body-creams/charity-pot

• Why does asshole itch ALWAYS happen in public? Never when you are at home and have some privacy. Invariably it happens when you are walking down the sidewalk.

• Itchy bum, things to come!

• this...

  http://www.wienerology.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/weird-cactus.jpg

• Sidney Crosby is a good Canadian boy.

• Is OP that Eric guy who was on Big Brother

• I simply say "Go away itchy ass" in a commanding voice.

  HRH Elizabeth R.

• You don''t need to buy any products. You can take care of it yourself. Here''s an instructional video.

  Rover

• Oops, forgot the link.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUNWz6a5UcE

  Rover

• Three Finger Lee Press On Nail scratcher does the trick.

• I use a product called "Fire in the Hole". Yes it's a real thing. It works pretty fast.

  https://www.stopmyfire.com

  Long%20Hauler%20Bruce

• An itchy anus could be a sign of pin worms. They lay their eggs right in the pucker of the hole.

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Enterobius_vermicularis_LifeCycle.gif

  You%27re%20welcome

• The Wild Boy

  http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-2011-New-style-dildo-penis-dildos-vibrator-transform-dildo-penis-transform-vibrator-Different-feeling/443361691.html

• It's entirely possible that you have pin worms. It's the most common communicable disease in the U.S. If it persists, is worse at night, or if you see tiny (they're almost too small to see) transparent worms (about 1 mm long), then you need to visit your local pharmacy and get medication. There are chewable wafers called Pin-X, and they're an over-the-counter medication. You have to wash your sheets and towels in hot water, and inoculate anyone you've slept with, shared a bed with, or otherwise may have come into contact.

• Just say "Itch, begone, I will have no more of thee! "

  Rosemary%20Woodhouse

• I avoid spicy foods (which is hard for me to do). If the itch gets really bad I use this spray called fire in the hole. I got it at HEB and its the best thing i've tried for itchy butt digging

  https://www.stopmyfire.com

  Rock%20Lane

• I'd agree with one of the earlier responses. GET IT CHECKED BY A DOCTOR. I had very bad itch that evolved to a dull pain at times. It was checked and was a wart that became high grade (or stage 3) dysplasia cells. These are one step before cancer. Anal cancers are on the rise and its surprising to me how flippant many people are about warts. They can be very dangerous if left untreated in some people. They need to be removed.

• Please, bitch, you need a full broom now with the size of your hole.