Peg, Lindy, Cheryl, DdJ, Longe, Mrs. Patrick Campbell, and SS Terri.\
What do you do?
I shout "Datalounge akbar!", detonate my thong underwear bomb and sacrifice myself for the sake of the greater good, of course.
slap the shit out of them...one by one
EDITOR! Enough already! F&F OP and ALL posters to this thread.
I see another DL newbie is attempting witty threads.%0D\
This is why the traditional DLers have abadoned the site.
This is easy. Open fire
"I''d use the money for an end of the world get together."
You ask where mhb is.
What about me?
I''d have a vagina bone breaking party.
Wonder what I did to warrant the Ninth Circle of Hell.
Any one of those trolls was infinitely more fun than the trolls who populate this place now, including the "straight guys dig the homosex trolls," the "lets turn DL into another internet porn forum" trolls, the "pubic hair/body hair" trolls and finally, the "let''s see which one of us basement dwelling trolls can come up with the most fantasic, unbelievable sex story."
I wouldn''t have to do anything. I could just sit back, relax and watch the chaos. They''d all be at each other''s throats long before my arrival.
I''d change all of their names to Joyce and employ them as scrubbers.\
Well, it''s not like they''d be chatting. No, they''d be claiming turf around the free outlets and fencing in their territories with notebooks, water bottles and manbags.\
I''d put an edible display of fruit in the center of the room. When they all went to look but not touch, I''d creep over and yank all the magsafe power cords from their computers and then steal one random white cube from an outlet.
Set down the bottle of gin and vamoose whilst they scrample for it.
Naturally assume that Fa was about to turn up, and flee for my life...
[quote]I see another DL newbie is attempting witty threads.\
A "DL newbie" wouldn''t know who most of trolls were you moron.
r18 is right.\
Ddj and SS Terri date back 10 years at least.\
Vile as they were....
I would ask Mrs. Patrick Campbell if she ever fucked Keanu Reeves.
I''d kick the chair out from under the one person who created them all, slap him viciously, and delete him from my cell phone.
No White Belt Man? No RIP Patrol? No Shobe?
Doug McClure''s Butt Crack
Flush the toilet.
[quote] slap the shit out of them...one by one\
I prefer the "stick in the picket fence" method. Line then up and walk by with your slapping hand out.\
God Ddj was fucking insane.
Those were the days
I''d clutch and then unclutch my pearls!!!
What became of Judy "Pills" Garland?
Serve them the poisoned fully loaded baked potatoes and tell them there''s free refills for the (poisoned) soda fountain.
Did anyone notice that when mhb gets banned, MPC also disappears at the same time?
Throw Kirker and ShinjukuBaby into the mix, and then it''s BOMBS AWAY!
MPC was the worst. THE WORST I tells ya!
Still a bunch of jealous queens...%0D\
Some things never change.%0D\
I dial ''666'' on my cell phone and bomb go *boom*
Latifah, Professional Suicide Bomber
Punch and delete.
In all sense of the phrase.
you are a sad discredited troll, R15.\
Sad. truly sad.
[quote]God Ddj was fucking insane.\
HAHAHA, I''ll say!
Wonder what the fuck I''m doing at the free STD Clinic and quietly leave
So...no one here likes gossip? Kind of strange, if you ask me.
I love gossip, so pardon me...I''m sitting down to talk.
Was/is SS Terri male or female? Whatever happened to Mrs. Slocombe & R11fromanotherthread?
Get a closepin for my nose.
r11fromanotherthread is/was at QWhip.%0D\
I''m reading "An American Heiress" and I just came across a reference to Mrs Patrick Campbell being at a party.\
I''m sure my instinctive revulsion/amusement is not the typical response of those who read the book.
How''d I get into the hyena house at da zoo? An'' don'' dey ever clean this place? Pffewiee!
Blind Billy Jefferson
I''d lock them together in the bathroom after Kirker takes a big, smelly dump.
Slit my wrists with a razor blade?
[quote]Ddj and SS Terri date back 10 years at least.\
Nah. DdJ only dates back about five years. As you can see, she''s still a regular (and, like most authenticateds, mainly posts anon these days).\
[quote]Whatever happened to Mrs. Slocombe & R11fromanotherthread?\
Slo still reads and posts occasionally. R11FAT was a Qwhip regular but seems to have departed the premises, along with EDB. (Probably because the site''s lucky to get five posts a day.)
R11 is married, now, and contemplating life in the ''burbs with 2.3 kids.
Thanks for your replies, R43, R48 & R49.
[quote]No White Belt Man? No RIP Patrol? No Shobe?
Sadly, my dear friend, and first love RIP Patrol, Scott M. has passed away. Scott was so saddened by the coming demise of Valerie Harper as MTM was his favorite tv show ever. He was a lovely guy and a loyal friend. He was stricken by an attack of DVT (Deep Vein Thrombosis) and died while walking down the street in LA near his home in February. He loved DataLounge and will be missed by his many dear friends. RIP RIP Patrol.