OK Dataloungers . . . . Every time I see Rory McIlroy on TV, he seems to be showing huge sizemeat.\
Golfers don''t wear jock protection, so why is his pants bulging like they are?\
I didn''t know the Irish had sizemeat. \
I don''t have any links of the bulge, but simply watch the first 5 minutes of Sportscenter this weekend and you will see the bulge in the middle of your TV. No way you can avoid not seeing it.
The "Irish curse" is a myth.
Size-meat Michael Fitzpatrick (and partner Patrick Fitzmichael)
[quote]Golfers don''t wear jock protection, so why is his pants bulging like they are?\
I''m not seeing it clearly. It''s a possibility, but I''m not seeing a definitive big cock bulge. Some of it just looks like normal pants bunching, but it would certainly be more interesting if it IS size meat.\
I like this kid, at least as far as golfers are concerned.
You watch golf on TV?
The biggest cock, and I mean REALLY huge, I''ve ever seen on anybody was on an Irish guy from Boston.
You''re at home, responding anonymously to people who watch golf on TV?\
Is that better?
I have to say, I saw 2 clips of him today on the news and that was my reaction to him in both instances... he''s working the bulge without a doubt intentionally.
I''m glad I''m not the only one noticing the bulge.\
I still would like to know whether or not it is sizemeat or just some type of illusion.\
Thanks also for those who have corrected the false myth of the Irish.
The myth lives on for some.
Me too, I saw a still pic of him earlier and thought, hmm, major bulge action, on a golfer, what''s up with that?
OP, you are absolutely correct.%0D\
I, too, have noticed the HUGE bulge in Rory McIlroy''s pants.%0D\
It is very very prominent - always. I have noticed his huge bulge every time he plays golf.%0D\
And yes, I watch major golf tournaments on TV.%0D\
His huge bulge is always vividly apparent.%0D\
It''s odd because none of the other pro-golfers sport a big bulge.
I am not watching golf just to see his bulge. Nope.\
One of you will simply have to provide him with a camera phone and whore.
His face leaves something to be desired, but he had a pretty nice bod. There are a lot of cutie-pie pro golfers these days.....rickie fowler anyone?
Rickie Fowler and a few other golfers made a boy-band-parody video for charity that came out on you tube this week.....He''s shirtless throughout.
Holy sh-t, you would not believe the gigantic, gargantuan bulge in Rory McIlray''s pants today!! (Saturday)%0D\
I am astounded.%0D\
It almost appears as if he is promoting the idea of everyone looking at his crotch.%0D\
He looks like he has ten rolled up socks stuck in there.
Surprisingly, golf is a good ass-watching sport. All these guys where fairly tight, fairly thin, generally flat-front pants, so there''s some nice ass to be seen among the saggier and older asses. \
You''d think that would translate to a lot more bulge, but, other than Rory, not really.\
I know I''m a buzz kill, but I still don''t see huge COCK bulge on Rory. He wears that belt with the big buckle right at his waist and it looks like he''s created a mini-tent, which, of course could be filled with massive cock, but I don''t see definitive evidence.\
But, so many people here are convinced, I''m going to take a closer look and really analyze the bulge.
where = wear.
His bulge was GIGANTIC in gray pants - but I''m not sure yet whether he was wearing the gray pants yesterday or today.%0D\
I think I saw his gargantuan bulge today - not sure yet, with the fragmented out of sequence showing of the tournament.%0D\
Anyway - Rory ALWAYS has a huge prominent bulge at EVERY tournament.%0D\
Oh, there he is now in gray pants - ENORMOUS bulge.
I think Rory had a raging erection/hardon when he arrived at the golf course today.%0D\
Not what I''d call a looker, but he does seem to have a bulge going on in many photos.
He would look a lot better with really short hair. Is his face too round for a crew cut?
[quote]He would look a lot better with really short hair. Is his face too round for a crew cut?%0D\
He looks like a lesbian, albeit one with a big dick.
Dustin Johnson looks big.
To those saying they don''t see it, look at pics of him after he''s swung and holding his pose. In that position he''s pressing up against his pants with no slack for any "tenting" and he''s got plenty in there to press up against his pants.\
Agree his face leaves something to be desired, but he''s still a little cute. Nice body, impressive bulge. I''d lie down with my legs spread for him without any coaxing.
With nothing to do today, I watched the bulge (aka Rory McIlroy) play golf today. The more I look at it, the more I am convinced it is cock and not mere tenting.\
And for R27 . . . . get in the damn line! My legs have been spread longer than yours.
[quote]I didn''t know the Irish had sizemeat.\
Hello, Liam Neeson???\
I think Rory is cute (tho way too young for me).
I''m R3 and R18. I had my doubts, but I saw it today. There''s something above average in his pants. \
I was skeptical, simply because I''ve seen a lot of trouser bunching tenting that looked like big dick, but wasn''t. But, I saw some angles today where it was obvious that he''s packing something impressive.
OP that''s cool. I''ll wait my turn. If he wanted he could line up all the ass and pussy he wanted, and bless us all with his invasive plowing.
He might have a big cock but he sure is butt ugly.
Honest to God, on Sunday I saw him on TV and I not only assumed I came across an LPGA tournament, but that I was looking at a butch lady golfer.
Perhaps he wears those briefs with the "masculine enhancement strap".
his face is tragic. hope he does have something in the pants to distract from it.
Photographic proof of why I thought he was an LPGA golfer:
Whether McIlroy does or doesn't have a huge schlong, maybe he'd better stop slipping it to Caroline Wozniacki because he's been sucking in tournaments since he's been dating her. And the same goes for her.
Forget these young 'uns, the one who really does it for me is Sergio Garcia. Looks like he might be very well hung too. Uncut?
Rory is hot and I would happily pound that sexy arse of his all night long
He's cuter with short hair... and yes, he's packin'!!
They all pale in comparison to Adam Scott, the Australian golfer. so pretty he could be a model. Gay? we can only hope......
Sergio Garcia's ass looks fantastic in the pants he's wearing right now at the British Open. Normally I don't care for him, but I saw him walking away and had to do a double take.
In r8s photo we see 8 inches of balls and 1 inch of pinga.
Dustin too big!!!
and why are you checking out his bulge...I find it quite nice
yummm I find him quite adorable,his butt his face,his whole body head to toe, PERFECT....
And his bulge wow love it,says it all!!!!
Rory is gorgeous and I want his babies.
Just saw in a few minutes ago ITS HUGE
Dustin Johnson looked really good stuffed into his pants today - kind of Rory like. But Dustin showed if off better wearing white. Rory wore black pants today which didn't help any bulge show up on TV.
It was so captivating it even seemed his twosome partner Tiger couldn't keep his eyes off Dustin's ass when he was putting. I don't blame him.
HUGE BULGE !! LOL ... LOVE IT !! WHAT A BABE !!
What a lucky girl Caroline Wozniaki is ! lol
Great Ass too... DAYUMMMMM !!!!! C H O K E , L I C K , S Q U I R T !!
He looks a little bit like Rosie O'Donnell, which is off-putting.
Huge visible bulge again the other day walking and laughing with Tiger.
Ewww. He could be packing an anaconda and I'd run for the hill regardless.
he looks like he is packing a large club cause his pants are so tight. his penis is about 4inches and uncut (when soft) when erect, he is about 6 maybe 6.5. sorry to bust anyone fantasys about his cock.
Ricky Fowler is 24 and very cute!
Rory threw a fit and walked off the golf course mid-game. People are calling him a brat.
R69, are you talking about the recent walk-off which he claimed was due to pain from a bad molar (wisdom tooth) or was there another incident?
I'm not r69, but I'm certain that's the incident that prompted the comment, r70.
That just happened on Friday afternoon after Rory went +7 through the first 8 holes, then launched a ball into the water hazard when he finally walked off the course.
He didn't come up with the wisdom tooth discomfort story until later that day - after his PR team had a chance to coach him that he needed to provide an excuse why the No. 1 golfer in the world would do a walk-out on a tournament.
Rory now acknowledges how his behavior is not befitting a professional.
He might be having trouble with Wozniacki. She had just suffered her most surprising defeat since she ascended to the top of the game a couple years ago.
Also his recent change of equipment likely plays a part in his poor performance early this season.
"No way you can avoid not seeing it."
Just what the world needs. Rose Nyland, Size Queen.
I'm pretty much expecting Rory to fall apart this afternoon when his group (Woods & Scott) tees off.
Rory, Adam Scott, and Tiger were grouped together on the 1st day of the US Open, but they only got in about 4 holes before the tournament was halted because of rain.
Phil Mickelson had finished and was tied for the lead at -3.
Rory and Scott are an early -1 and Woods is 1 over.
Just checked ESPN...
play has resumed and they are now on the 7th hole.
They are still on the course now r84. It was only about an hour long weather delay.
Sergio crease in pants.
Done for the day, played 10 holes.... well, Tiger still has a short put left.
So far -
Scott -3, tied for lead
Woods 2 over
Would be nice if Scott won back to back majors.
Pardon, Scott's last putt was for par. He sits at -2, one back of the lead.
Lots of white pants on the course today. Rory and Sergio both showed hot butts and big nuts.
White pants should be mandatory for golf
Correction to the r89 correction.
Adam Scott is at -3 (through 10 holes). Mickelson is also at -3 and he has completed Round 1 play.
But Luke Donald stands alone in first at -4 (through 13 holes).
Isn't there an actual US Open thread to post these updates in?
Rory McIlroy definitely has a HUGE penis.
It almost ALWAYS on display while he is playing golf.
Some games more than others, but always present with the pants he wears.
He is extremely fond of white pants for some reason. Wears white pants about 90 percent of the time.
I don't like white pants on pro-golfers - they look like ice cream salesmen.
And I wish Tiger would lose the god awful white belt.
Rory has a strut around the course and he struts his stuff which a GARGANTUAN penis.
That could be why he landed a very attractive blonde pro-tennis player as his longtime girlfriend.
Because Rory is not good looking other than the ENORMOUS penis.
We may have jumped the gun on his package. Sure isn't impressive here. (Unless he has it strapped down.)
The trio finished their first round this morning and none of them did very well, especially Scott.
Final first round scores....Adam Scott 2 over and McIlroy and Woods 3 over.
They tee off for their 2nd round at 10:44
This is the thread that first brought me to The DL. I am watching golf as I type this. Rory is leading the tournament, working the course in his blue pants, nice ass following behind. His crotch is full, he is looking fit and sexy
Why does Rory always wear see through white pants while playing golf? He is on right now and you can see his hairy ass and his small Irish penis.
Anyone seen Rory Barefoot?
Will Rory's hot ass drag his big dick to a win at the British Open today? Once he dumped that bitch he has been playing hot golf.
I hate his haircut and what he did to Caroline, but damn he looks fit in those grey pants and the shirt is showing he's worked out that upper body.
And reason goes out the window, so of course I'm looking for that bulge...
I'd like to see Rory and Adam Scott spit roast little Rickie Fowler.
That cracker haircut may be gone, but Fowler looks more Sling Blade now.
Rory walks from hole to hole like he grew up in the Harlem ball scene. Wurk!
silly and crude
Its not a myth - I've seen his equipment up close and it is huge (even when flaccid).
I used to work with a guy who could be Rory's double, right down to the hair.
This guy was known for his 10 inch erect dick as he managed to fuck just about every woman who came within 10 inches of him. The ladies threw themselves at him and he never resisted any of them. The women loved to gossip about him.
It was a sad day when he resigned and moved on.