Using Nair on your balls and taint.

Summer is here and it is time to do a little trimming down there.\ \ A friend at the gym said that it is OK to use Nair to clean up.\ \ I went to Duane Reade last night to pick some up but in the "warnings" section it clearly said "do not use in genital or perineum area.\ \ Has anyone else used Nair or anything else.\ \ TIA

I didn''t follow the label instructions and look what happened to ME!
Cheryl
I threatened to put Neet in my stepmother''s shampoo once.
You should use Nads on your nads.
Who wears no shorts%0D\ %0D\ We wear no shorts%0D\ %0D\ If you dare wear no shorts%0D\ %0D\ Nair for no shorts
Central Casting - Needed: 4 buff guys, completely shaved; nudity required
Pubic hair is too thick
Burn baby Burn.
Here''s a warning: Those who will be sucking on my balls, taint, dick, and asshole are going to get a mouthful of hair in the process. And the pussies horrified by that prospect can stay home.
Give it a shot and report back the experience, Jim.\ \ Sometimes the boys and girls in the Legal Dept, go way beyond nuts.\ \ Ignore, and Nair the hair away!
Your "taint"? WTF?
New here, R9?
Not just here; kids call the perineum, the area between the scrotum and the anus, the "taint" nowadays.
You would receive painful chemical burns.
DON''T.%0D\ %0D\ I tried this many years ago (around, uh, 20), and it turned out just as r12 says. Horrible. A day of absolute torment, and at that I got off easy.
I had a dear friend who used Nair on her scrotum, sphincter, and phallus. And she died.
OP - years ago when I used to run, bike and work out a lot I just hated body hair (on myself) - I used to get waxed everywhere but "down there" - on that I used Nair for Men (It''s a thick cream)- frequently - followed the directions and never had any problems (never burns) - it''s a bit messy - but you just apply it before you go into the shower (trim down as much as you can with scissors first) - wait (I think I waited longer than the instructions) 10 minutes or so, then in the shower use a wash cloth to make sure everything comes off - you''ll have to clean the tub and drain after your shower, but will be smooth as a baby''s bottom. I am VERY hairy - and did not have any problem.
No, I''m not new here. Just amazed that supposed adults resort to infantile and girly language on a message board like this.
You need a lover who will gently shave it for you.
Taint is infantile? Why yes, now that you mention it, just the other day I heard a toddler at the park complain that the kiddie swing was hard on the taint.
Sarah "Taint Queen" Silverman
Ha! OP, I was just telling someone the other day of the time I used Nair on my balls 8 years ago. It burned like hell! I was miserable for a few days. I couldn''t shower ''cause the water hitting that area made it sting even worse. I learned a lesson that day: Always read the WARNING signs on bottles.
I''ve used it - burns a bit but not that much and does a good job.%0D\ %0D\ Of course - now I have cancer in one of the boys - but it was probably not that - well, it was either that or the cellphone I keep in my pocket.%0D\ %0D
I did that about 20 years ago. Burnt like a motherfucker. For several days! Thankfully, I''d only done my balls. I hadn''t read the instructions, I figured "hair is hair", not realizing that skin type figured into the equation.\ \ Even professional waxers won''t use the same hot wax down there as they used for other body parts.\ \ Follow the instructions, or better yet, find someone that will shave it for you.
My balls ain''t burnin'' no mo
When I was about 13 and getting some fuzz on my upper lip, I used my mother''s Nair on it since I didn''t have a razor. It stang like hell and discolored the area for months.
OP:\ \ Pretend like you''re Steve-O on the JACKASS show and go for it.\ \ No guts, no glory!\ \ Video tape the operation and who knows ... you could be on JACKASS too.
10 minutes is WAY too long,r15. 5 minutes,max,and even that''s pushing it...%0D\ %0D\ The skin ''down there''is very sensitive and hair removal is much less stubborn than facial hair.
r9/r16, I''ve been hearing "taint" amongst adult gay males for more than 20 years now. Indeed, it wasn''t until I was an adult that I heard the term.
Taint nobody''s business if I do.
Yeah I''ve been hearing and using "taint" since about 1980. I was 19 and my first boyfriend had a lovely taint.
{quote]Not just here; kids call the perineum, the area between the scrotum and the anus, the "taint" nowadays.\ \ I''ve been hearing this for 20 years at least.
[quote]No, I''m not new here. Just amazed that supposed adults resort to infantile and girly language on a message board like this\ \ Um, what? It''s sexual slang, like calling your scrotum "balls" or your penis "dick". It''s not girly or infantile at all. If anything it''s crude and adult.\ \ Are you very, very old? Or live on an deserted island somewhere?
Apply vaseline on your anus to act as a barrier cream.
Use a product called Magic. It''s what black guys who have a problem shaving use. Works great.
Burn the hair off!
Bernz-O-Matic Blowtorch Co.
Taint has been in the straight lingo forever. My brother explained it to me light years ago, t''aint pussy and t''aint ass...
I wouldn''t suggest this.
Just use a razor and shave the balls. Easy peasy. Just don''t touch the taint. a hairy taint is sexy...
"gooch" is the young''uns term for taint
finger on the pulse
The taint is also know as the "Nacho Area" i.e., nacho ass, nacho balls.
R16 Who''re you calling an adult??!!?!?
use it! in fact, use a triple batch of it! if it stings, rub some salt in it, and maybe some ispropyl alcohol. then light it all on fire. %0D\ %0D\ report back your findings.
gertie
DONT DO IT!!!%0D\ %0D\ I once used Nair on my ass. Turned my cheeks so red, my blue jeans looked purple.
Try boric acid.
Try hydrochloric acid for quicker hair removal, OP.
Try a product called Surgicream.
Omfg you hav no idea did the same thing that guy did and I am fucking dying of pain literally fell to my knees I am fucking dying did not happened the first time All in all 3 shots and a lortab did not help Fuck nair
Fuckbair
[quote]10 minutes is WAY too long,[R15]. 5 minutes,max,and even that's pushing it... True dat! I use a stopwatch and don't go over four minutes. I feel it when I do. You gotta treat this as something that can bite you if you're not careful. If you are careful, you'll be happy with with the results. I've been doing it regularly for at least ten years so you may need to experiment.
Many homosexuals Nair their entire bodies!
Mrs%20Patrick%20Campbell
I've been using Nair for men, basically since it came out. I burned myself before. Only because I scratched & didn't realize I did before putting cream on. Other than it being a little uncomfortable 4 a couple of days, just man up. It's not the end of the world. They are getting better, they've gotten better with the wipe on, shower off formula. Works faster & easier then before. So yes, I put it on my whole body, arms back torso, pelvic area front & back. Balls, shaft, perineum, around rectum. Use it,
shreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
[quote]I had a dear friend who used Nair on her scrotum, sphincter, and phallus. And she died. With those organs and that gender, death sounds like the least of her problems.
R37, that made me laugh.
Nacho, Nacho Man! I wanna be a Nacho Man!
Pour directly on anus.
check out the bare pair on amazon - it is a hair removal set for you balls and dick. I use it and I look like a 12 year old boy down there...except for my huge hairless cock
[quote]check out the bare pair on amazon The bare pair of what? Someone upthread mentioned Surgi Cream. It's sold on Amazon but says it's for hair on the face.
Saliva is a depilatory, if directly applied in sufficient quantity.
The Bare Pair King Kombo
Enjoy the testicular and anal cancer. They'll have to amputate you below the belly button.
What's good for back hair?
R15, You didn't have problems with ingrown hair after that?