and all of us grew up to be adults who have sex. When you were a kid, when did you realize this was in your future? It really is bizarre, isn''t it, that this pursuit would become a drive?
We love you, (G)(R)Umpy. You''re a bit on the strange side, but we love you.
And I remember as a kid not being able to relax if I was sticky from candy or the adhesive from price tags.
Somebody check this guy in already.
Speak for yourself, r1.
homo or hetero -it doesn''t matter. But it is weird.
How''s Tammy doing, G/R/Umpy?
I hated the idea of having sex then, I hate sex now.
When I realized I was different and that all the representations of us on the news were of perverts being arrested and demonized. I realized then sex was going to be a problem for me.
I fear Tammy has been touched inappropriately. You just know he explores her body.
And some of us grew up to be stank-ass bums in the public library\
I''m so fucking high right now
G/R/Umpy, does it bother you that people care more about Tammy?
I''ve thought the same, OP. it''s very weird. You look at babies on the street and think they''re going to be sex-obsessed adults someday. It''s gross.
mY naME i$ tAMMy
Tammy''s poor mini-vag is probably torn up already. Too late for Tammy. Too late, Tammy.
I have never said anything as gross and hateful as the things you all are saying about my cat. Compared to some of you people, I am the picture of mental health.%0D\
But is weird to think that if Tammy were out in the wild, she would be fucking around, having litters of kittens.
R13? Only the males.
Grumpy, even if she is an indoor cat, Tammy should be spayed. It will make her more content. If you can''t afford, there are spay/neuter clinics that cost very little.%0D\
And I agree that the things people are saying about Tammy are unkind and unfair.%0D\
Maybe I missed out, but what happened at your job after you made the comments about the baby?
Tammy is spade, she came from the shelter that way. And we''re current on our rabie shots, vaccinations, etc.%0D\
Our dept head said he would have to write me up for abusive language, but I apologized, again, to her and she dropped it. So all I got was a verbal warning and nothing went in my HR file.
[quote]I have never said anything as gross and hateful as the things you all are saying about my cat.%0D\
No one has said anything gross and hateful about Tammy. %0D\
We''re saying it about you, Tardumpy.
It''s SPAYED, you idiot.
My dog''s a diamond.
I know Tammy personally and she is always rubbing her vagine and clitori against my feet.%0D\
She is certainly not spayed.%0D\
I M DIGGING A TUNNEL THAT WILL BE MY ESCAPE JUST PLEASE DONT TELL HIM ANYTHING ITS MY ONE AND ONLY CHANCE PLEASE GOD HELP ME OUT
mY naME i$ tAMMy
This is a sloppy sex post. Keep my angelic cat out of it.
What is the deal with the cat? I have searched and cannot find a thread about Rumpys cat?
I need to know!
Your cat takes it in the rear.
Is Tammy still alive?
[quote]all of us grew up to be adults who have sex
What an odd thing to say.
When a child I used to think how old I would be in 2000. Now I am even older!
Some babies actually grow up to accomplish much more than just having sex.
OP: It's a gradual process. You don't often wake up one day and realize what's in store for you as an adult. You acquire experience and knowledge about life, work, sex, love, finances, friendship, etc., etc. Very little just "dawns" on you.
And by the time you figure it out, sex sometimes becomes less important.
Tammy jumped out of the car on I-10 when Umpy was moving to Texas. She went splat in the road and an 18-wheeler done her in.
ever since i was a young boy i was bad to "the bone".
I find it hard to believe Umpy has ever had sex with another real person.
As for me, I was pleasuring myself to thoughts of Western cowboys and Wally from "Leave it to Beaver" when I was five years old.
My highschool girlfriend used to say, "When you are pregnant, that's like ADMITTING that you have sex."
I think she is still a virgin, and I'm an elder.
I liked the way ACT-UP used the depersonalization of gay relationships by describing Nancy Reagan as the woman who stimulates the presidents genitals until he ejaculates.
[quote]What an odd thing to say.
And yet some tard asshole bumped this ancient dead thread.
Don't attempt to come off as smart, dear. It'll never work.
[quote]I find it hard to believe Umpy has ever had sex with another real person.
I find it hard to believe that Umpy ever existed. Isn't his drama a match for the drama that's part of the Galloping Gourmet threads?
More ignoramus bumping.
Where is Rumpy, charlie, GG, Dominion W troll?
[quote]Tammy is spade, she came from the shelter that way.
Sweetie, I'm pretty sure that's one of the things you're not supposed to say anymore. In the future, just stick with "Afro-American" and you should be fine.
Don't feel bad, I'm still learnin' all this mess myself! Ah-HEH-HEH!!
People on this site can be so fucking weird, yes I knew as I child that I'd be an adult, sex as I knew then was often a part of adult life.