Statistically they have very healthy teeth... they''re just ugly as fuck.
They have the best teeth in the world.
Crooked teeth aren''t bad teeth.,necessarily. Orthodontistry won''t do a thing for soft or rotten teeth. Heredity and diet are probably the two determining factors. I know a lot of English ex-pats with immaculate choppers. And plenty of Americans with teeth like Roquefort%0D\
I''d say nationality''s got damned little to do with it.
Their dental hygiene habits have improved a lot over the last 20 years - they''re nearly on par with most industrialized countries when it comes to dental hygiene. Where they lag is orthodontia - given the limited DNA stock and high amount of inbreeding on their little island, they''ve got one of the most severe problems of any country in the world with crooked and jacked up teeth.
Wow, this is a new and different topic.
I thnk it''s about priorities. The English in the past were never that concerned with superficial perfection like their American counterparts. As a non-Brit and non-American I can say from afar that the stereotype of all British have bad teeth is like saying all Americans are fat tea baggers.
The NHS didn''t provide dental care to the population. This is how it started. You''ll find a lot of Britons with bad teeth, but a lot of them with actual good teeth. I don''t recall ever seeing braces though. One thing the Brits never do is whiten their teeth. They will spray tan like there''s no tomorrow though, go figure!
The higher Horse to lower calcium-rich milk Cow ratio.
OP: flyover queen who has never crossed the USA border.
R7 Im a Brit, and had a brace as did most of my classmates.
Is it that we''re used to not paying for healthcare, and braces cost money? I only saw one or two kids with braces when I was growing up, and they still seem to be unusual. I have perfect teeth myself without needing braces.
OP, it''s a STEREOTYPE. British teeth are among the best in the world. There is one key difference: British teeth are treated to be healthy, they are not treated to look cosmetically perfect.
[italic]British teeth are among the best in the world.[/italic]\
lol, no, they''re not.
Not only bad teeth, (except for the new Princess) but awful food, bad weather, alcoholics, hypocrites, rascists, anti semites, snobby, moan a lot, jealous of America, fat ankles, crude, demanding, tell you all is well , then stab you in the back..... and on and on .....used to like them but worked with many and grew to despise them.
Because their values are not as superficial as Americans.
What R11 said.\
In the 80s, and I suspect 60s and 70s as well, orthodontic treatment was still available on the NHS. If you had crooked or buck teeth you could have them corrected for free. Lots of people my age consequently have reasonable or good teeth, even if they turned crappy at adolescence like mine did.\
However, around the mid-90s I think, the government insisted orthodontic treatment was a luxury and they should pay for it themselves and suddenly people stopped getting it done. I would imagine the result is that there are a lot more people out there with crooked or ''bad'' teeth. Especially since they started charging (admittedly largely nominal fees) for even general dental treatment on the NHS.\
You hardly ever see teenagers with braces these days (a common sight until the mid-90s). I should imagine only the rich can afford it.\
Having said all this, the OP is an idiot and this view is very dated and stupid.
The OP, R4 and R14 just announced to the world that they have never once stepped foot in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
And they have probably never left the county where they were born
A carb heavy diet in pregnancy causes crooked teeth in offspring. That''s why all the brits have bad teeth.
I honestly don''t think the British have bad teeth really. No worse than what I see constantly in the US (how people walk around with yellow teeth and gray gums, I''ll never know!).
ayb spouts bilge as usual. NHS orthodontic care is still free for the under-18s.
[quote]A carb heavy diet in pregnancy causes crooked teeth in offspring. That''s why all the brits have bad teeth.\
By that reasoning US americans should have the worst teeth.\
Americans maybe think the artificial chiclet teeth of their TV and movie stars are representative of the population as a whole.
R22, well I admit I was wrong but there''s widely an opinion that this is the case, I''m pretty sure. I thought it was so. And how comes you never see kids with braces anymore then?\
p.s. No need to be so rude, you pathetic little worm.
As far as orthodontic care goes, the NHS offers it to kids, but they now have much stricter criteria as to who can get it. \
When I was a kid (now in my 30s), about half of my class had braces (and/or four extractions to ensure teeth won''t crowd in the future).
I have RARELY seen a Brit with healthy teeth. Yellow, yellow, yellow!!%0D\
I''m glad this topic is finally being discussed on the DL.
R24 I see kids with braces all the time??? Rarely see the wrap round the head ones u used to see, but I still see them. Seen alot of White braces too.
[italic]No worse than what I see constantly in the US (how people walk around with yellow teeth and gray gums, I''ll never know!).[/italic]\
Where the fuck have you been walking around? Trailer parks in the South?\
Good teeth are pretty much the norm in the US, especially after the US dumped fluoride into its water supply. Kids get braces on a massive scale. It''s almost a rite of passage. If they''re not packing bracing, they''re packing retainers. Schools routinely check students teeth, and teach them how to brush and care for their teeth. It''s indoctrinated into the culture.\
The British are not known for their good health. Exercise is not common at all. They drink too much, and smoke too much. The US has an obesity problem, but Britain is the fattest country in Europe. The Europeans with the best health care is France. People fly to France just to get treatment.
[itlaic]Yes they are, [R14]. The OECD says so.[/italic]\
That''s a 12 year old, not the population at large, dumbass!
[italic]Yes they are, [[R14]]. The OECD says so.[/italic]\
That''s a 12 year old, not the population at large, dumbass!
Ever been to Japan or France, OP? Have you heard of them?
[quote]I thnk it''s about priorities. The English in the past were never that concerned with superficial perfection like their American counterparts. As a non-Brit and non-American I can say from afar that the stereotype of all British have bad teeth is like saying all Americans are fat tea baggers.\
Another Anglophile with his tongue up the collective asshole of Mother England.
The problem with cosmetic dentistry is that it involves a lifetime investment in dental costs. As soon as you put veneers or crowns your teeth, you embark on a lifetime of expensive maintenance work. Most dentists won''t tell you this. \
It''s all very well and good, but what happens when the economy bombs and those expenses can''t be met? Americans roads are crumbling, and soon American teeth will follow.
Brit with perfectly HEALTHY teeth
Crooked teeth can be incredibly sexy on the right man. I''m thinking particularly of a gay but married man I knew from a monstrously rich UK shipping family. Dazzlingly handsome, icewater blue eyes, and slightly crooked white teeth. Fabulous. His sister once told me that every man who knew him, straight or gay, fell in love with him. I wasn''t the least surprised. Some people are so dazzling in their beauty and personality they are beyond the prescriptions of gender.
Aren''t Americans sneering at foreigners'' teeth a bit like bald people wearing wigs sneering at bald people?
Perfection is unerotic. Sir Francis Bacon said it well: \
"There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion."
You don''t have to be judgmental about this, but Brits (and Europeans generally) have traditionally put greater store by authenticity than perfection: they are prepared to put up with a bit of imperfection in order to be "natural". In the US the balance is somewhat the other way: people are quite tolerant of artificiality if it leads to a more perfect look. Americans sneer at British crooked teeth; Brits sneer at Americans'' artificial wrap-around smiles. Who is to say who is right and who is wrong? \
Teeth are not the only example. Americans are far bigger users of toupees than Europeans, and far bigger users of cosmetic surgery.
I find tea drinkers are generally more anemic looking than coffee drinkers. And their teeth are more yellow than those who drink coffee. They also have that gross mucuous-like film left on their tongue after drinking a cup of tea. %0D\
It''s the tea.
Or ... it''s the tea.
[quote]The problem with cosmetic dentistry is that it involves a lifetime investment in dental costs. As soon as you put veneers or crowns your teeth, you embark on a lifetime of expensive maintenance work. Most dentists won''t tell you this.\
But having good teeth usually doesn''t require veneers or crowns. Most people get by with just braces or retainers in their youth, accompanied by regular brushing and check-ups.
I had braces on the NHS when I was in my early twenties, which would have been around 2002. But my dentist did say something about how normally I''d be too old and I only got them free because I was a special case for some reason. I think he had to claim the orthodontic work was genuinely necessary, rather than purely cosmetic. My teeth were messed up before (I had that one snaggle tooth thing that Celine Dion used to have in that video). I''ve never needed a filling, though.
Anyone who doubts the quality of British teeth only has to hold an apple in front of Prince William or Princess Beatrice''s mouth. If you walk away with the apple gone and all of your fingers intact, I owe you a steak dinner.
yet again another uneducated american who has no idea what there talking about and has clearly never been to britian. the majority of british children have or has had braces at some point. just because we arnt as fake as the sterotypical american. on the fake tan comment though i do have to agree, unfortunatly it seems to be over used on alot of younger women and in some case men. it does not look good! but that doesnt mean that all brits where it.
The only time I''ve really noticed bad teeth was in the US. Walking around poorer neighborhoods in NY and especially in Philadelphia. A number of people missing lots of teeth. It was very shocking. A lot of Brits have crooked or yellow teeth but I''ve never seen an adult walk around missing several teeth before.
It's crazy how those arrogant bigots are trying to defend themselves..it's a know fact 90 percent of Brits have crooked horse teeth. I live here, I've lived here for over 5 years and I've seen enough to tell. They may be healthy, but they look disgusting. Braces are an unseen thing here.
Also very true what the other person said:
"Not only bad teeth, (except for the new Princess) but awful food, bad weather, alcoholics, hypocrites, rascists, anti semites, snobby, moan a lot, jealous of America, fat ankles, crude, demanding, tell you all is well , then stab you in the back..... and on and on .....used to like them but worked with many and grew to despise them."
Now, mind you the new Princes had her teeth fixed before becoming Princes..they were crooked too.
Also, add to the list, bigots, arrogant, and xenophobic. And very very racists and hypocritic..like you get those who work abroad and moan all the time about immigrants..hypocrites or what?!
Very quick to make silly remarks and jokes about foreigners and disapprove of anything that's not British.
I could go on and on and on...but in short, a truly pathetic and disgusting nation.
And where do you live, R47?
eets thur class system, innit?
WOW, the Brit-hating trolls are getting sadder - R47 brings back a year-old thread!
[quote]very very racists and hypocritic
That might be an "oh dear" moment right there.
Americans look just like the British, so let's watch what we say.
We are all fat, with stubby bodies and big bellies. We all have weird-looking teeth, unless you are a celeb. Short arms, short waists, and pudgy calves. The lot of us.
We are pasty too. Bloated. Pink-cheeked.
We smell like mustard gas, and have spots on our nalgas.
Sometimes we marry Mexicans which makes our children look even shorter, squattier, and jelly-bellied.
Everyone in America has herpes. It gives us crotch-rot, which makes our genitals smell like a rotting corpse. Luckily for the Brits, the cold weather masks the odors.
Autism runs rampant in both America and Brit-land which gives us that stoopified expression on our faces.
We are all alcoholics too. That's why so many fat, stubby Americans and Brits take the Ayahuasca tours to Peru.
We think that imbibing hallucinogenics will help us stop being such terrible drunks!
Ha! we're all such losers!
[quote]yet again another uneducated american who has no idea what there talking about...
Ohhhhhhhh, the irony!
On behalf of Brits everywhere, we'll be thrilled if we never have to associate with R15 and his winning personality.
R15 had me at "fat ankles."
A friend of mine who worked for a large international company was told that she would be working in the USA for a whole year, she was told this several months before she went. As a result she spent a fortune on private dental treatment because she was concerned about her teeth. Her teeth were fine, but because she was going to the USA she felt she had to get something done to make them perfect.
Also crooked teeth are not unhealthy. It's just the straighter your teeth the easier they are to clean and keep food particles for getting stuck.
So ridiculous. My child has been referred through the NHS for braces. They will decide if her teeth are crooked enough to warrant free braces. If not, I will pay for them. I teach teenagers, almost half of them get braces when they are around 13 or 14.
Every item on R15's hate list regularly appears on DL, which is predominantly Americans bitching about Americana, not always pointlessly.
Plenty of Americans are jealous of their fellows: it's a vital if dubious fuel for 'The American Dream', that slogan now nearing quaintness.
Awful food? Try MacDonalds and KFC, those global monuments to haute cuisine. There's your sugar-saturated contribution to British bad teeth.
This pathetic idea of British people having bad teeth is a really stupid stereotype- it might have been true 60 years ago but not anymore.
Im British and my teeth are fine, as are most others.. also we (unlike Americans) get free dental and orthodontic treatment- I got braces fitted as a teenager ten years ago, as well as jaw surgery- all free.
People here are very invested in their teeth, go to the dentist once every six months, and straightening and whitening treatments are very very popular...
Most of you need educated in hard facts instead of rumours..
To R47 'Kev' - if you don't like it, why don't you just leave?
Can giving lots of oral to both men and women give your problems with your teeth, gums and mouth. Any dentists here.
I've noticed it's often the richer people with the bad teeth now.
How fast is the process of getting braces etc in America? I know when I was at school in the UK it seemed that any child that needed braces went through a really drawn-out period of constant appointments, often being taken out of class to go.
Resulting in stupid people with nice teeth.
I saw an ad on Craig's List placed by a British company. In the list of benefits, they included Dental insurance with "We're British but we're not THAT British!"
Had to admire the fact that they weren't afraid to poke fun at themselves for being British.
Does their healthcare, pay for dental?
I am a lesbian and I always floss after giving oral.
@R64 you get free dental treatment up until the age of 19 if you are in full time education then you have to pay.
Does their healthcare, pay for dental?
Have a wee go at a sentence. Piece of piss, I promise.
'british teeth are among the best in the world
Lol, no,they're not.'
Lol, yes, they are.
Look it up.
I'm watching that trailer park series on sky... It's quite funny really
[quote]So why do the British have bad teeth?
It's the sugar in all that tea they drink.
Even although dental care was free growing up in Scotland, no-one growing up poor would go to the dentist unless they had a problem. School dentist told me i needed braces at 8 or 10, never bothered (they would have been free). So my front teeth are crooked, but all healthy (and white).
hell, even Alex Pettyfer has fucking yellow ass teeth. The Brits really should take a good, hard look in the mirror and ask themselves...WHY isn't it more important to have nice, white, straight teeth? They don't have to be bleached out or perfectly straight, but white and mostly straight aren't too much to ask.
Britons have better dental hygiene than the US it's been found now. Americans overwhelmingly don't get dental. I don't see anyone in Britain with bad teeth today. One thing they don't do is bleach their teeth though.
With all the negatives about Britain i find it amazing all the people who do everything in their power to transport their needy asses to the UK. Yes we make fun of them, but it doesn't make any of them want to go home. We'll keep it up until is does.
Braces aren't "the norm" in America. A major reason for that is that they are quite expensive. Just regular dental care is expensive. I've seen lots of bad teeth in America.
I don't know how good or bad British teeth are, but I doubt that England is home to some of the world's most attractive teeth.
There's a bleak little movie called "The Mother" that is set in England. In it Daniel Craig plays a sexy loser. At one point in the film he grins, revealing a mouthful of crooked, greyish bad British teeth.
According to Nancy Mitford or someone like that, wasn't fanciful dentistry "Non-U"?
OP - Brits don't have the obsession with perfectly straight, white teeth that Americans do. The NHS concentrated on dental health, not cosmetic dentistry.
As the poster above mentioned, this was deregulated in the 90's, so you now have to pay for dental, although it's much cheaper than private insurance, unless you're on benefits. So now we have a part public/private system for dental. If you want cosmetic dentistry you have to pay for it.
I've seen plenty of people from other countries, including the US, with bad teeth.
Yeah, because people in the Ozarks have such great teeth. Or should I say tooth?
I spent a week in the UK a few months ago. LOTS of Brits I came in contact with had terrible teeth.
[quote]hell, even Alex Pettyfer has fucking yellow ass teeth. The Brits really should take a good, hard look in the mirror and ask themselves...WHY isn't it more important to have nice, white, straight teeth?
White isn't necessarily the healthiest colour for teeth. Enamel is off-white and the dentine below is yellowish. If you don't have a super thick enamel layer then your teeth are going to have a natural yellowish tinge. Bleaching the enamel to get that horrible Hollywood White smile is not the best thing for them, either.
If your mother took tetracycline antibiotics during pregnancy, then your chances of a 'healthy' white smile are virtually zero.
We do look in the mirror but by and large don't have neuroses about our appearance. Must be why the wealthiest shrinks aren't British.
If it is not teeth then it is Speedos or something innocuous that Americans seem to have issues with.
Giving tetracycline to children while their teeth are still forming causes their teeth to become a dark grey color. I knew a girl in school whose teeth were like that, and I've seen other people with the gray teeth that are no doubt the result of tetracycline stains. I have no idea why doctors continue to do this. Tetracycline stained teeth, according to one medical tome should be "rare, but are not uncommon." The only way to get make your teeth look better if they've been stained by tetracycline is to get veneers, which are so expensive it's ridiculous, something like one or two thousand dollars a TOOTH, or something like that.
Not sure really our diet?? Compares to America's teeth ours our yellow and sometimes teeth are out of place when there's are supposidly gleaming white. Many people at my school have bad teeth or some out of place even I do, there only a few people in our year with really nice teeth, maybe americans have better dental care than us?
so not hot. I will say younger Brits (under 35) seem to have improved teeth aesthetics, though it's still not out of the ordinary to see them looking a bit fucked up and 18th century.
[quote]The British are not known for their good health. Exercise is not common at all. They drink too much, and smoke too much. The US has an obesity problem, but Britain is the fattest country in Europe.
So it seems.
haaaaaaaaaaaaa! Experts have found that gum disease is much more common in today's current British population than the population who lived there during 200-400 AD!
Why do Americans think that "healthy" teeth are artificial, bleached manufactured things? They're not teeth, they're plastic surgery.
R38, beyond the screaming Daily Mail headline, the experts are blaming smoking, not dentistry. I'm sure if you did a comparison between the current population of the US and the population of AD 200-400 you'd find similar results. Except, you didn't have much of a population in that era. You're shiny, plasticy and new, which is probably why you think shiny, plasticy and new is what constitutes "healthy" teeth.
R86 Probably from all that shit they eat and drink. They have the worst eating habits of all of Europe and are the fattest as well.
I don't have especially white teeth but I've made it to 39 without needing a filling or major dental work.
I'd say that for most British people they look after their teeth if they've been brought up to (the council estate rotting teeth through being fed on high sugar juice drinks all the time is true) but teeth are meant to be functional rather than purely cosmetic.
There are plenty of people with a Hollywood smile who can't drink tea or coffee, red wine, eat meat or chewy foods because their enhanced teeth can't cope with it. If they weren't neurotic to begin with then they're neurotic now.
I have considered whitening but it's likely to do more damage to my teeth an impact on my enjoyment of the small things in life. Life's too short.
Well, not everyone wished they had Britney Spears' blinding white (and forced smile and vacant eyes) or Faye Dunaway's perfect line of fake chompers. I think in that domain, tiny imperfections look way more attractive.
The most disturbing thing is those people who have six veneers on the frontmost teeth and when they smile, you get to have a glimpse on the other(mostly rotted) teeth. Eww!
R86 = a bitter Brit with bad teeth. It's more than just smoking that has led to prevalent gum disease in the UK. A lot of sugar and unhealthy foods are also to blame. No one is saying fake teeth are better but in this day and age nice, white, relatively straight, natural teeth for people under 40 should not be too much to ask. If people can bother to style their hair and take showers to be clean, they can take time to make their teeth nice too
the population in the UK during the Roman Empire was also different to the ones in the UK now. We know obesity rates with shit Brit food have sky rocketed.
yup the Brit diet has been a huge contributor to the demise of their teeth. Smoking too.
another thing they just don't seem to care as much about straightening them out. When will they understand that buck teeth, crooked teeth and missing front teeth aren't hot, aren't the move and are unsightly?
It's the food. The bad food leads to bad teeth and probably explains why so many Brits are fugly too
The answer is, simply, it's the Brit's heavy consumption of TEA. It stains their teeth.
Did someone recently get dumped by a Brit? There is nothing but insecure anti Brit trolling this past week. It's tediously predictable.
I mean, fuck, this bitch was rich and relatively young but her teeth were SHIIIIIIT
You're seriously posting a pic of an alcoholic, mentally ill drug addict to try to prove your point R99? That's just sad.
Omg image google British teeth and you will see some ghastly sights
Omg image Google Kentucky teeth and you will see some ghastly sights - and that's just one state.
Brits bad teef caused by no fluoride in their drinking water! They need to add fluoride to their water treatment facilities like they do in 'Merica. Because chemicals are good and help us with a better quality of life.
with their crap diet, lack of emphasis on brushing teeth and flossing it's easy to see why
The Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development, OECD, say that British teeth are the best in the world.
Must be all that socialist health care.
I think crooked teeth are as sexy as fuck. I knew a trustafarian from a billionaire family who was dazzlingly handsome, and his teeth were crooked. The spittle oozing between them used to turn me on something chronic.
British teeth are a full decade behind the US. In the 1960s, a survey of Brits over the age of 16 reported that 37% of the people had full dentures.
In the 80s of the US, there was a huge boom for tooth care and aesthetics. That didn't hit the UK until the 90s so that's why most people over 30 there don't have great teeth. There are still plenty of under 30 Brits who have just fucking nasty teeth, but the number is shrinking. Again, though, the shitty diet doesn't help.
r105, they may be the best, health-wise, but they're certainly not the "best-looking." But I don't think this is endemic to just Britain: other European nations seem to not just tolerate but celebrate crooked or ugly teeth -- just look at Lea Seydoux from France.
R110 best looking is a subjective term. Overly evened-and-straightened, bleached white American type teeth (the result of cosmetic procedures, not superior health) aren't that popular in the rest of the world, to some people it's just downright unattractive. Most people outside North America go for healthy rather than fake looking.
I think I'd prefer accessible, affordable dental care available to all and providing the healthiest teeth in the world, all things considered. The American poor are fucked when it comes to dental care. We've got nothing to be proud of.
The problem for the trolls who want to decry the British as obese with bad teeth is their crushing sense of Anglophobic lack of awareness about the levels of these two problems in the American population.
Obesity in the USA continues to lead the Anglophone world: 74.1%, against the low/mid 60% range in the UK (source :WHO 2007), and obesity levels has risen frighteningly fast in the USA over the last 20 years.
But hey, why let the truth get in the way of a little irrational bigotry?
The idea that there is a lack of emphasis in the UK on brushing and flossing is just downright bizarre. Unbleached teeth aren't necessarily not well-cared for.
I had a few years of private, expensive orthodontics as a kid but my teeth aren't American straight (the goal was to correct an under-bite, position them healthily but most importantly still to have them look natural). Teeth that are too even, too straight and bright white are just tacky. If you can tell that work has been done, that work was a failure.
Stuck like cosmetic veneers that destroy healthy teeth for no good reason whatsoever is just crazy and not a positive thing.
Typical Brit defenders. Plenty of young Americans have white teeth because they brush, floss, use mouthwash and go the dentist for cleanup. You don't have to get them bleached if you clean them after every meal. There's a clear difference between beautiful white natural teeth and the fake veneers/implants etc.