It''s been proven there''s 1 top for every 10 bottoms.
Umpy? What''s next,Py?
Oh, Umpy. You''ll always just be G/Rumpy to us. So how is Tammy?
1 Top to 10 Bottom (oh.... sorry versatile)
Honest reply to this. I have NEVER had a problem finding a top. Ever. I''m handsome, very masculine, pretty normal, actually. But tops just gravitate to me. Odd.
Tammy is still perfect, although I cannot leave food out, even stale bread in a plastic bag. She even eats Brussels sprouts. Weirdest cat ever.
With Top I assume we are talking about anal top? Because Oral top is kind of a ridiculous term (like any gay male has never been an oral top).
I meet more tops than bottoms. Mate they are lying, but I''d say in my personal experience it''s 3 to 2, tops to bottoms
In 20 years, I''ve only met a handful of guys who insist their exclusive tops, and of those handfuls, 75% lifted their legs in the air when they saw my 8.5 inch cock.
Thank God I''m Versatile
Post two fake ads on Craigslist- one as a total top, the other as a total bottom. You''ll get your answer.
Dallas - 1:25 top/bottom.%0D\
Even the tops are bottoms.
closeted men: our new tops
There are male Tops who are very comfortable with being gay, help out and talk openly about gay rights and culture. Many closeted gay men are actually bottoms in hiding.
As you age the ratio will change. As bottoms get older it will seem like there are very few tops. I think some calculus equation probably could figure it out. %0D\
It does not matter what the ratio is though. it matters who will be willing to top you.
R11 Real tops don''t need to post on Craigslist.
I have no upper body strength, and neither do my friends. Therefore, we are bottoms.
Preference expressed: I''d say it''s a three-way proportion, among American men under 40, of versatile 55%, bottoms 30%, tops 15%. \
I think all men are secret bottoms or bottom-curious. Period. \
Every man I''ve ever been with over time, including thugs - "straight" married men who had never had a blow job before, gay men who were "strictly tops," good fundie Christians who wept afterwards, macho Hispanics - ALL of them, eventually wanted to feel it. \
Men like to experience intensity and powerful sensual stimulation. If they feel safe and that their manhood is not being threatened or questioned, and that it''s a discreet situation, they''ll let go.\
Oddly, I don''t find it works the other way. Men who identify as bottoms primarily usually refuse to be flexible, or prefer not to be flexible often. \
There is plenty of room here for psychological research, if research designs could be conceived and developed. I don''t think my experience, anecdotal as it is, misstates something fundamental.
i don''t get bottoms at all: IT HURTS LIKE HELL!
I think there''s only 1 top for every 20 bottoms. Gay men seem to enjoy being emasculated.
True, #20. I think many bottoms need to look into therapy for gender identity confusion. Maybe even have a sex change. I mean phrases like breeding, mangina, butt babies, etc.?%0D\
There''s absolutely no reason a gay man can''t be versatile.
R23/R24, it was cute a week ago, but tiresome and you really don''t add anything to the threads.\
Seriously, find another board.
R20, I''m not a bottom but you need to get your head on better or get off the site. \
To associate anal sex and being the bottom in anal sex with being emasculated is to perpetuate the worst stereotypes about masculinity and gay sex. \
R22''s discussion of extremes of camp and fetishism at least contextualizes the crap - even if she or he does misinterpret. Sure, some people use sex for their issues, but it''s no more true of gay men or bottoms than it is for women who like sugar daddies or straight men who always cheat on their wives. \
And you have no right to equate your menu of sex acts with with is normal for gay people. If a man wants to bottom, he''s a gay man who wants to bottom. It''s nothing to you, unless you''re being an asshole makes you feel vulnerable when the subject of bottoming comes up. Solution - Don''t be an asshole.
What the hell is going on in people''s minds around here -
Bottoms up, gentlemen!
Most guys are versatile. Now, that doesn''t mean that these guys don''t lean one way (usually bottom but sometimes top) or another, but there are more versatile guys than exclusive tops and exclusive bottoms, definitely, that''s why these one or the other questions don''t really work IMO.
the OP should have added a poll to this thread, for starters >:P
In the UK it is about 1:7 (1:25 within the BBC)
If you are on broadway, I hear the closest top is in New Jersey.
If you are in NYC, the closest Top is New Jersey. \
The Big Apple is actually the Big Queen!
I don;t know about older guys, but among almost all of the younger gay guys I know, very few of them are into anal sex at all, either top or bottom.
Versatile is the way to go. Total tops and total bottoms suck.
I would say the exact opposite among the gays under 30 I know, and nearly all the gays I know are under 30.
Five bottoms for every top
I think it has to do with testosterone. Tops want to pound it out, bottoms want to get pounded.
You guys should read the book A Billion Wicked Thoughts. It's a really interesting book about sex/porn preferences for both gays and straights. They did an analysis of men seeking men personal ads and found that about 1/4 were guys who wanted to top and about 3/4 were guys who wanted to bottom.
So about 1:4
Well, R38, maybe most tops don't have to advertise. Ever thought of that? Hmmmm????
No wonder it's so difficult to get double penetrated.
6 bottoms for 1 top
As a top, it seems like it must be 1,000,000:1 t:b.
We did a survey on this once and it was 2 to 1 with the versatiles screaming loudly that everyone should be versatile.
What I don't understand is if someone is a top only, then why are they even gay? Why does the hole have to be male?
And if a man is a bottom only, why doesn't he just get a vagina? It's not like he's using his penis.
In my experience there are many more bottoms than tops. 10 to 1 ratio or more is not out of the question.
Personally I describe myself as versatile. I mostly like oral sex, taking turns sucking dick or 69. I do give up my ass but it is not my thing.
I am fixated on asses and if you have an ass that I like I can be an animal. Play with it, suck it, eat it, rub my dick on it, admire it and fuck it all night long.
My problem is, if you don't have a really nice ass, I don't want it. For that reason I am reluctant to commit to being a top when negotiating a cheap quick sexual act with a trick.
Damn I need to do more squats!
"What I don't understand is if someone is a top only, then why are they even gay? Why does the hole have to be male?"
Using that logic...why don't straight guys just fuck men instead of women? For males sexual attraction is mostly visual. Straight guys are visually drawn to females, gay guys are visually drawn to males.
r44, your view of what it means to be bisexual or gay is erroneous and twisted. It does not mean you want to be penetrated. Many bi and gay dudes do not want to be and never will be penetrated. Nothing wrong with this fact.
There are no gays at the BBC R30.
They have been banned. Didn't you read Peter Tachells article, the British Bigotry Corporation?
I have a very handsome friend who is a top but would keep his t-shirt in his back right pocket while dancing shirtless at clubs. He'd get hit on a bit during the night, but not very often. He's a little intimidating.
Once he'd decided it was time to go on the prowl before heading home, he'd move his t-shirt from his right pocket to his left.
At that point, he was literally surrounded by hot guys who wanted to bottom for him. Took him about half an hour to find a guy he wanted and off they went.
Despite his general hotness, there was a lot less interest when he put himself out there as a bottom. But once he identified himself as a top, it was like flies to honey.
Gawker is here to answer your questions! (They should do this again sometime soon. I wonder if the ratios have changed over the past few years.)
The majority of guys in NYC are tops???...yeah right... and I have a bridge to sell you...very cheap....cash only.
pretty much a total bottom here. 45 years old, in los angeles. good looking but no model thats for sure. have NEVER had a problem getting laid. not sure about the 10 bottoms to 1 top ratios, but have never had that problem. in fact, i probably get laid more now than i did when i was 20. and the sex is better, too!
R53, do you have any STDs, man?
I eat shit.
r18, you must not know any real bottoms. It is not the same thing as being "bottom-curious" and willing to try it one isolated time.
I'd say 1 top to 10 bottoms. I often say that i only bottom, masculine here and bottoms come to me all the time, but i actually like to top. If i hook up with a total top, half would bottom right them and the other half only need a little push..about 90% at least
Over 90% bottoms. Truth.
The ratios you guys are putting out are a bit ridiculous. I think it's closer to 55% bottoms/45% tops but it's curious sometimes how bottoms seem to converge on Craigslist while other hookup sites are more evenly balanced. It may seem like tops are hard to find but sometimes you're not necessarily looking in the right places.
45% tops???? ... Not even at a gay truckers convention.
Only whores still use Craig's List.
My favortie TV quote: "you smell like Craig's List"
This is why I only date Jersey boys. Call me what you want but getting what I need. They have a thing about being macho = top.
It's an odd ratio. Tops 15%, Bottoms 100%. It's one little sub group existing within the hole/whole.
Unless these are just tired attempts at being clever, your math makes no sense. If the odds were really that stacked against tops, there would be very little sex going on. And yet the Internet is awash in tops and bottoms going at it.
I'm mostly a bottom and I don't have any trouble finding willing partners.
There seems to be a lot of shame on this board about bottoming and I think a lot of the statements imply that bottoms have somehow driven away all the tops by our insatiable behavior. I personally think that's ridiculous. Tops can be just as slutty as bottoms.
[quote] My favortie TV quote: "you smell like Craig's List"
It's Craigslist. And why are you ashamed that you watch Glee?
1/3 eww buttsex
I don't know.
What's the frequency Kenneth?
I agree that this place is awash in bottom shame, but so is everywhere else.