Have you notice that Mormon men are often quite handsome?
Even in my yute I noticed the Mormon pretty boys were more plentiful than non mormon pretty boys. For a time I would go to Salt Lake on the weekends to stuff myself with Mormon pleasure studs. I wonder if it''s because their gene puddlle is so pure? Here in the states, they are the most lilly white of all the fairer skinned penisterians.
No, I have noticed quite a few dopey looking dweeby Mormons. \
What''s with the Morg obsession here anyway? Is it one deluded old queen in love with the 19 year old "elders" who come to his door (once per pair)?
it is the year of the mormon r1.
Matt and Trey
My mother years ago used to work in this candy store when she was real young. She said there was a Mormon church near by that had father and son church service night once a week, and they would come into the candy store after their service was over. She said the fathers for some reason were so handsome, very polite, and well mannered. %0D\
I think OP it might be because Mormon men are very well groomed and are clean cut looking guys. I too think many Mormon men are hotties. %0D
OP, this may come as a shock, but there are actually millions of people who don''t exclusively define handsome as "lily white."
I love that Catherine of Siena''s writing is so distinctive. All that''s missing is the ''verificatia''.
Here''s a bigger shock R5, there''s nothing wrong with you if you do.
Gay interest in Mormons began with Angels in America.\
I still don''t know why.
Yes you fuckers, we ARE all that. Stop hating.
Aaron Eckhart was raised a Mormon.
It''s because their penisterian gene pool hasn''t become mongrelized.
Mormons are vile. I don''t find any of them attractive.
Ex-SF 49er Steve Young was very handsome. The Asian boyz he used to cruise thought so as well.
Are they still making those "Men On A Mission" calendars every year with Mormon guys? The one guy who was on the cover a couple years ago was incredibly hot. I think his name was Corey, if I remember correctly.
Just the sort of blandness DLers go for.
Yeah--real hotties. I''d rather eat Cheryl''s pussy.
They are extremely well nourished and fit. How often do you see fat mormons? There might be something to the food/beverage restrictions they follow. I went to HS in a town which had 4 stakes (church areas,) and while most of the mormon boys were .. at least nice loooking, not a one was what you would call hot or sexy.%0D\
As for the genetic pool which is fairly unique in the western world, the forebearers contributing the most genes were fearfully hard-featured even by old b/w photo standards.
But don''t they eat a ton of sugar, R15? I need to learn their secret. Without joining the cult, of course.
but arent some Mormons first generation converts, so gene pool would not explain their physical attributes always?
What''s a yute?
What''s their ethnic background generally? That might explain a few things.
r14, please tell us more about Steve Young! (Please also include how you know said info).
Isn''t that the name of the gay bar in Orem, UT, R25?
Mormons eat a ton of sugar in the form of all baked goods, ice cream and jello. Desserts everywhere. The women are all big as a house after delivering their first child. The men usually develop a pot belly by about age 25. Utah leads the nation in antidepressant use. Around where I live, a fair percentage of the Mormons are Samoans, and they''re ALL morbidly obese. \
OP is just into Nordic types. He''d be happy in rural Minnesota.
Actually r17 the one you linked was BORN IN SAN FRANCISCO.
To be honest, I have noticed that Mormon teenagers are often quite handsome. They age horribly. Its all over by the time they reach 22.\
Two of the hottest guys I went to high school with were Mormons. They were so beautiful for a few years, but virtually unrecognizable four years after graduation.\
Maybe its a lifestyle thing?\
Marrying or at least being engaged so young?\
Maybe its cultural?\
The apex of existence to most Mormons is getting dumpy and eating your wife''s cream of chicken soup casseroles while piles of rosy children merrily help each other with their homework at your feet.
Mitt Romney is gorgeous, as are his sons (or, at least, some of them).
Do they circumcise? \
Heartbreaking to contemplate if they do.
R31 Generally, they do not. Happily for you, there is plenty of sweaty foreskin under those Temple garments on the hottest day of the year.
They don''t circumcise I would have thought they would in light that they consider themselves amongst the primary judeo christian religions. They call non believers Gentiles. However I have heard stories that they think actual Jews posses horn on their heads.
[quote]However I have heard stories that they think actual Jews posses horn on their heads\
Are you trying to say that this is not true about the Jews?
thick lipped mouth breathers, the lot of them.
[quote]However I have heard stories that they think actual Jews posses horn on their heads.%0D\
After living and working amongst Jews in NYC for 15 years, I tend to agree.
"I wonder if it''s because their gene puddlle [sic] is so pure?"%0D\
I''m sorry - I had to laugh at all of that...
The plyg families make their sons go to work on construction sites starting at age 4.
a pure, limited gene pool - regardless of the ethnicity - is usually not conducive to prettiness. Inbreeding and hot generally don''t go hand in hand.\
I have only noticed that 1) actors playing Mormons are usually representative of a clean cut lily-white exoticism especially in works by a certain gay Jewish writer and 2) Mormon politicians sometimes have a Ken Doll thing going as well.
Take a look at this list of famous Mormons and go through all the men; they are just as likely to be not hot, or hot, as anyone else.
The ugliest girl in my school was Mormon. Frizzy hair, fat, no fun, and big glasses that made her look like an owl.
Anywhere in the States where there''s a high concentration of Scandi and German genes is always promising for examples of, as Andy Warhol used it to put it, high definition beauties, rather than just ordinary ones. \
Unfortunately today''s fast food intake quickly works against them.
Let me start out by saying that I am a Mormon. To clear some things up, like everyone else, our kids start working(wherever they want) generally in high school. We DON'T think jews have horns. That's just stupid. We DON'T call non-Mormons Gentiles. And unfortunately, the super hotties in high school and college sometimes have a belly after they get married... but not nearly all of them! Sorry if I missed anything and if you have any questions, ask a Mormon and not someone who has no idea about us. Especially like Youtube or your pastor/priest/minister etc.
Lies, Mariah. Your children don't start working as teenagers because there are no jobs, same as all other teenagers. You do call non-Mormons gentiles and you do hate jews.
I see fat mormons all the time. You must live in a poor area.
This thread is making me hungry for Frog Eye Salad - a Mormon favorite.
"For a time I would go to Salt Lake on the weekends to stuff myself with Mormon pleasure studs."
Do you prefer them fried or baked?
One of Mitt's kids screams milkman.
And, there was high def in Warhol's day? He is such an asshole...even from beyond the grave.
R30, all of Mitt Romney's five sons are very handsome.
[quote]OP, this may come as a shock, but there are actually millions of people who don't exclusively define handsome as "lily white."
Dur Rainman! But in western societies those particular millions are of no consequence whatsoever. Except as marketing statistics.
Jon Hunstman is a DILF.
What kind of sex lives are acceptable for Mormons? I know gay is out, but can the married ones have oral/anal or is just straight up missionary? Donny Osmond once admitted never having gotten a blow job.
Thats mostly because of the Gene pool in Utah...Other places have LDS churches and the guys are not THAT handsome.When Joseph Smith moved with his followers from New York to Utah,the village he lived in and the people he brought were English descendents with those blond-blue-eyes genes.So in Utah you will find GORGEOUS mormons that would have you sinning wishing to make out with them in a minute.
They don't think that Jews have horns, but they do think Native Americans are descendants of Jews. Of course historical record, archeological record and DNA all prove this to be false but who cars about facts when you got your own version of the bible.
This makes it easy to hate and look down upon anyone with dark skin. It was ok to kill those natives because it really not their land and decedents of dark people. Dark skin is to them a sign of a curse.
“The Lamanites shall be a dark, filthy, and loathsome people." Mormon, chapter 5
Is it any coincidence that UTAH was the largest anti voting block against Obama?
Lamanites = Native Americans
Handsome, yes, but the ones I have met all come with a lot of baggage and twisted logic.
Brady Bunch on the outside, Fist Pigs on the inside. Throw in heavy depression, anger and lots and lots of denial and you got the picture.
Still, I am strangely drawn to them.
Large Potatoes, but not a lot of Meat.
OP=Screenwriter of "Latter Days."
The reason R55 is strangely drawn to them is because he is a whore.
Mormons do not believe that Native Americans are descended from Jews. What we believe is that some of the Jews who came to the Americas in antiquity mixed in with already existing Native American tribes and were absorbed into those tribes. The Hebrews who did not mix in with Native Americans were the ones who died out.
R59, you do know that DNA testing absolutely disproves your beliefs, don't you?
Isn't Harry Reid Mormon? Would pretty much disprove that theory.
Lily white is pretty damn ugly when they open their mouths and you discover how homophobic, bigoted, narrow-minded, douchebaggery they are.
Plus these assholes think their shit doesn't stink, when in reality it stinks to high heaven even more than your average shit.
Inbred with spotty skin.
R60 did not pay attention to my post.
Mormon cum tastes like tapioca.
R65, there is no trace of "Hebrew" DNA in any Native Amrican tribe, none whatsoever. Your "prophets" were con-men and your church is a crazy cult.
Yeah, but you're making this shit up. They most certainly did always teach that American Indians were lost tribes of Israel. They may have moderated it lately, but historically, that is what Mormons believed.
Mormons don't do oral or at least they aren't supposed to. Maybe the closet gay ones do but the marrieds don't.
So Mitt Romney is uncut?
Jews came here in antiquity? Hon, you need to get away from the faux history of your cult.
I've always found Mormons to be creepy. I don't know why they just are.
R71. You are right. Mormons are creepy and bizare. Just visit Salt Lake City for an overdose of creepiness and judgementalness. Mormons are not handsome. They are repulsive.
Ah. . .sweet bird of yute.
Funny I came on and saw this thread. I work on a college campus and there are always the same Mormon guys trying to give out pamphlets to the students. I just propositioned one and had some fun with him in the bathroom.
I've never been R72 but a business colleague used to joke about checking under his hotel room bed for a pod before going to sleep. He said it's a weird and creepy city.
I don't believe you, r74. Mormon missionaries work in pairs and are never separated for more than a few minutes. Even a Mormon who was not on a mission would not proselytize and then accept a sexual invitation from someone, woman or man.
Tell that to the missionary I just jerked off with at the urinal.
I heard there's a Mormon Drag Queen that goes by the name Jean Pool
What happens when a Mormon child turns out to be mentally ill? It seems there is such a pressure in Mormon families to conform. What if they have 4 kids and one of them starts showing signs of schizophrenia at 16? Or severe manic depressive psychosis?
I can see how OCD could fit into a Mormon lifestyle. But I wonder about more severe mental illness. Do they try to get outside help or does the bishop take care of it?
Remember when that young Mormon girl was kidnapped by that crazy guy who kept her as a "wife"? Her Mormon parents sounded like they were not going to get her any therapy and would ignore that the whole thing happened. I guess to them if it wasn't discussed it didn't happen. The girl was a young virgin and had been brutally raped by an ugly old weirdo and his crazy wife. Don't tell me she didn't have issues.
[quote] What happens when a Mormon child turns out to be mentally ill?
On my first year in College I suggested to my devout Episcopal roomate that Mormons were part of the Protestant world. He got furious and grabbed me in a headlock. He only let go after about 10 minutes after his fury subsided.
There was one at my school: a buttery skinned true platinum blond. Every girl in school longed for his master race semen in them. When they gathered at the oval to watch him play football those ovaries must have been clattering like castanets.
"Ovaries clattering like castanets" is my new phrase. Thanks, R84!
Mormon's got big wangs.
Not around here they aren't.
as an ex-jehovah's witness i often met the mormons and thought.. why the fuck don't jehovah's boys look like you boys.
the mormom boys were very hot
[quote]Even a Mormon who was not on a mission would not proselytize and then accept a sexual invitation from someone, woman or man.
Heh! Another silly belief. Are you really that stupid or just pretending to be a Mormon to keep the thread going?
I always had a fantasy about fucking one who came to my door. I think they travel in pairs so 2 would be lovely. I like the little school boy outfits. I'll bet there are a lot of Mormon pedos, keeping it on the down low like priests once did. Let's investigate those fuckers.
I beat off to Donny Osmond as a kid. Now I beat off to Bieber
I remember being transfixed by two mormon guys on the subway being transfixed themselves by a big, muscular guy (black, must have been the 70s) they seemed to be, um, getting to know. The Mormons were perfect looking. The littler one was absolutely adorable. He was looking up at the guy they were trying to convert with a look of such intense excitement in his expression. It was then that I noticed he'd also pitched a tent in his pants. I looked at his face, at his pants, at his face.
Morman men are a handsome a lot in comparison to the brown and black swarthy people I see most often here in SoCal. I only met a few of the gay mormans, and they were really fucked up mentally. Give me a clear thinking Jew any day. They have always been the most dependable and together gay men in my life. But it's all the luck of the draw. "Pretty" has never defined good and honest.
Damn I'd let Josh Romney punch me in the throat and up my ass with his cock. He's hot.