The Sex Scenes That Should Have Been

The Lost Boys should have had a gang bang.

Frodo and Samwise......

The two guys in "Picnic at Hanging Rock."

Legolas and Aragon.

Xena and Gabrielle

Tammy and Brad - with a side of Antonio - in "Interview With A Vampire"

Buck Rogers and Twiki.

Mark Zuckerberg and Eduardo Sanchez (Jesse Eisenberg and Andrew Garfield) in The Social Network. The homoeroticism was palpable.

Luke Skywalker and Hans Solo should have had a scene. Even a solo by Hans would have made my night.

Uncle Bill and Mr. French

Newman & Redford%0D %0D Newman & Redford

Hans? HANS? Oh Dear.

Jack Twist and Ennis Del Mar

Andy Dufresne and Tommy Williams in Shawshank Redemption

Mulder and Scully

Idgie and Ruth

Brokeback Mountain.%0D %0D Although I assume it happened off screen, I would have liked to see Jake Gyllenhaal taking it from the rancher dude that was flirting with him the night they took their wives to that dance. It's safe to assume that they were fucking, right? I mean since he was the guy that Jack Twist's parents told Ennis that their kid wanted to bring to their place to help run the farm. Well I would have liked to see that big guy giving it to the cum slut Gyllenhaal.

Logan 5 and his partner.

Ned and Joe from Gregor Jordan's Ned Kelly.

In Making Love, it should have shown at the end Harry Hamlin tricking and Michael Ontkean and his new partner making love.

Cruise and Pitt in INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE.

Thelma & Louise!

- Tim Robbins and Vincent D'Onofrio in The Player (as long as we're talking Altman)

- Ian Somerhalder and James Van der Beek in The Rules of Attraction

- Potter & Malfoy in any of the Harry Potter movies.

Stargate:%0D %0D McKay and Sheppard in Atlantis%0D %0D Jack and Daniel in SG-1

A Dean/Castiel/Sam sandwich in Supernatural.

Theresa Russell and Debra Winger in BLACK WIDOW

Benji and Tiffany in Benji. He should have owned that bitch!

Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz in Banditas%0D %0D Orgy with the Friends cast

Hans & Luke (Mr & Mrs Solo)

Ashton Kutcher and Stifler in Dude Where's My Car

Michael and Fredo Corleone right before Michael fed Fredo to the sharks.

R20, see R6

I can't be expected to read every reply in a long thread! It would take ... like ... forever.

Jake and The Geek in "Sixteen Candles"

Danny and Martin in Without A Trace.

Matt Dillon & Kevin Bacon in "Wild Things" - I thought it was implied but it would have been hot to see

Rick and Louis in "Casablanca"

Ryan and Seth in "The O.C."

...or maybe it happened? I didn't watch after the first season.

Dan and Nate last season on "Gossip Girl."

THEY SHOULD HAVE FUCKED!!!

Nate and Chuck on GOSSIP GIRL...

that just happened in real life, not on TV

This thread started out interesting, then it turned into something creepy ... Invasion of the Fan Gurls.

DanRad and Rupert Grint in HP.

Colin Farrell and Jared Leto in "Alexander".

Patrick Bateman and the homeless man in American Psycho

[quote]DanRad and Rupert Grint in HP.%0D %0D Ron and Harry had more chemistry together than any other pairing.

Andy Garcia and Alec Baldwin at the peak of their hirsute beauty/glory circa 1988.

Dennis Quaid and Natasha Richardson's butler in Parent Trap.

Cagney and Lacey, Scully and Mulder, Castle and Beckett, Idgie and Ruth.

Nicholas Cage and Matthew Modine in BIRDY.

Didn't Idgie and Ruth get it on in the book? I thought they sanitized the film by making Ruth hetero but Idgie was clearly lez.

From the same film, the beefy sheriff and the black guy who works in Idgie's restaurant.

Laurel and Hardy

Jeremy and Tyler on The Vampire Diaries

Captain Hook with Michael and John.

Another vote for Jeremy and Tyler on The Vampore Diaries. Steven R. McQueen is adorable.%0D %0D %0D Michael York (Brian) and Helmut Griem(Maximillan) in Cabaret.

I can't believe no one has mentioned Supernatural brothers yet... or did I miss it?

Well, apparently this one happened, but we didn't get to see it...

[quote] Michael York (Brian) and Helmut Griem (Maximillan) in Cabaret.

That scene does happen, but we don't see it - when Sally and Brian fight, and Max's name comes up in the fight, he says "Fuck Max" and she says "I am" and he says "I am too"...

Jared Leto and Jake Gyllenhaal in Highway %0D %0D Kalinda and Alicia on The Good Wife

Cary and Will on THE GOOD WIFE

Those two on Hawaii 5-0. What the fuck are they waiting for? They love each other more than they love their girlfriends, ex-wives, or kids.

Jennifer Connelly and Kate Winslet should have had sex in The Little Children -- even if that sex had occurred through a three-way with Patrick Wilson. It would have been more interesting if Kate Winslet's character had been sleeping with both of them, honestly.

We should have been able to see Shirley MacLaine diving for Audrey Hepburn's muff pie without coming up for air in "The Children's Hour." It was just the right thing to do.

r61, you know I'm right.

Don Epps and Ian Edgerton on "Numb3rs"

Granger and Sinclair on "Numb3rs"

Granger and Oswald Kittner on "Numb3rs"

Sinclair and Jeff Upchurch on "Numb3rs"

Charlie Epps and Marshall Penfield on "Numb3rs"

Don Epps, Sinclair, Granger, Edgerton, Lt. Gary Walker with Buck Winters on a lazy susan (a la Kevin Williams) on "Numb3rs"

Bobby and Peter Brady, season 1

r41, I like the cut of your jib. How about Snape and Malfoy? Hermione and Bellatrix? That torture scene could have gone much father.

Michael Mancini and Matt Fielding on "Melrose Place." There was one story arc where they were conspiring together and the sexual tension between them was palpable. Had it been two straight characters there's no doubt they would have ended up in bed together. I read that Thomas Calabro and Doug Savant played those scenes as if they were having an affair.

R59 -- Totally agree! They flirt at least once an episode.%0D %0D Also, Gibbs and DiNozzo on NCIS

"Matt Dillon & Kevin Bacon in "Wild Things" - I thought it was implied but it would have been hot to see."%0D %0D More than implied. It was filmed. (The scene when Dillon finds Bacon in the shower). Never made it to the DVD extras unfortunately. Sombody punked out.%0D %0D

[quote]That torture scene could have gone much [bold]father[/bold]

Oh dear!

I totally agree about Jeremy and Tyler on Vampire Diaries.

Edward and Jacob on Twilight (Vampire Romeo and Werewolf Juliet). Duh!

Jamie Bell's character being the pass around bottom boy in Peter Jackson's King Kong.

Jamie Bell and Hayden Christensen in Jumper.

Pierce Brosnan and Sean Bean in Goldeneye.

Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnett in Pearl Harbor.

Jude Law and Ethan Hawke in Gattaca

Jude Law and Matt Damon in The Talented Mr. Ripley

Ryan Philippe and Breckin Meyer in 54.

Gerald Butler and Patrick Wilson in Phantom of the Opera

Keanu Reeves, Bill Campell and Cary Elwes having a threesome while being under Dracula's spell in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

Ronnie and Ben in Make Me a Supermodel Season One.

Connor and Murphy in Boondock Saints.

Richard Haywood (Ryan Gosling) and Justin Pendleton (Michael Pitt) in Murder By Numbers.

Colin Farrell and Jeremy Renner shoulda done it in "SWAT".

Louis Garrel and Gregoire Leprince-Ringuet in Love Songs. There was a scene but it left much to be desired, I wanted more........

Thanks for reminding me, R72.

Michael Pitt and Louis Garrell in "The Dreamers"

Fuck you, Bertolucci, you fat homophobic dago, for not giving us that scene!

Mary Poppins and Mister Banks. You can almost picture Mary cuddled up in his arms, her fingers dreamily running through the pool of cum on his belly as he sighs, "Oh, Mary Poppins. You're practically perfect in every way."

"Jamie Bell and Hayden Christensen in Jumper"

Totally agree. It would have been so much better if Griffin and David were lovers. Millie was a distraction. Jamie Bell is wicked cute.

And then, there's the original "slash" pairing.%0D %0D Oh man, they wanted it SO bad!

[quote]I read that Thomas Calabro and Doug Savant played those scenes as if they were having an affair.%0D %0D Of course we all know how Stephen Boyd was directed to play the wine-drinking scene in "Ben Hur", unbeknownst to Charlton Heston.

Judd Hirsch and Timothy Hutton in ORDINARY PEOPLE.

Tony Curtis & Jack Lemmon - drag intact, until they got into the hard-core banging.

John Cusack and Woody Harrelson in 2012. Very early on, so they wouldn't have survived and the movie would have been much shorter.

Abbott and Costello

This thread is now merely an enumeration of every homoerotic pairing ever portayed on the big or small screen.

Stephen Boyd and Charleton Heston in Ben Hur.

How could you miss this one?

Janeway and Seven of Nine.

Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Green Jeans

Anybody say the Odd Couple yet? If so, I'm the top.

r88%0D %0D HAHAHA... Tony as a top! Bitch please!

Darryl and Glenn in The Walking Dead

Maria and Captain von Trapp. I would have loved to see Christopher Plummer hump all the lez out of Julie Andrews.

In Modern Family, Cameron and Mitchell should have a felching scene.

Julie Andrews with Mr. Banks AND Mrs. Banks -- separate times of course.

Angela Lansbury with the Bedknob AND the Broomstick.

Dick Van Dyke giving Sally Ann Howes Chitty Chitty a little Bang Bang.

LOL, r94.

Orgy wih the cast of The breakfast Club

The Two Ronnies. %0D %0D Wayne & Schuster. %0D %0D French & Saunders. %0D %0D Martin & Lewis.%0D %0D Shari Lewis & Lampchop.

Get with the gossip, r98. Shari Lewis was fisting Lamb Chop for YEARS.

Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry in "Friends"%0D %0D Glenn Ford and George Macready in "Gilda"

Rob Lowe & Doug Savant in "Masquerade"

(R87) Lol. Gross.

David Vickers and Robert Ford in Llanview.

The Ford brothers' orgy in Llanview.

Cutter and Joey in Llanview.

Rex and Cristian in Llanview.

R103, I think the odds are high that one or more of those couplings have happened off camera.

Rob Lowe and James Spader in 'Bad Influence' a film from the '90s

the shower scene in Midnight Express should have ended in sex; I believe these two characters did have a relationship in the book.

Julie Christie comes to see Geraldine Chaplin at Varykino and they fall madly in love and into each others arms. When Rod Steiger comes to find Christie, they murder him.

Would have been a much better last half of Dr. Zhivago. And Christie and Chaplin, at the height of their youthful beauty and reported, albeit in real life probably justy platonic, affection for each other, in bed.... yummy.

Tony Curtis and Laurence Olivier in Spartacus.

Tony Curtis and Sidney Poitier in The Defiant Ones.

Jack Lemmon and Joe E. Brown in Some Like It Hot.

Doris Day and Lauren Bacall in The Young Man With A Horn.

"In Making Love, it should have shown at the end Harry Hamlin tricking and Michael Ontkean and his new partner making love."

God, I hate that movie. But that ending would have actually made it much better.

Jason and the Argonauts shipboard orgy.

R103 I adore Josh Kelly who plays Cutter. He was originally hired as NuJoey but they switched the roles and cast Tom Deegan. I love Cutter's smirks..... will miss him and my show when they go off the air in January.

Drake and Josh at the end of most episodes of "Drake & Josh" espcially the ones where they hugged, kissed and touched a lot.

Gene Kelly and Jerry the Mouse

[quote]Rob Lowe & Doug Savant in "Masquerade%0D %0D I always thought the Doug Savant role was gay or bisexual. I mean, he rolls around in his underwear, then almost kisses Rob Lowe. He hated Meg, because Rob was having sex with her.

Dennis Hopper and Kyle Maclachlan in Blue Velvet

Kevin Costner and Tim Robbins' characters being directed by Susan Sarandon's character to kiss, mutual jo and suck each other off, in "Bull Durham".

@R117 LOL!

Stephen Dorff and the masseur in Sofia Coppola's Somewhere. Saw it last night and it was a big "shoulda" scene.

Brad Renfro and Nick Stahl in "Bully." But if that had happened at the start of the movie, they wouldn't have had to kill Nick.

Vin Diesel and Paul Walker in The Fast and The Furious. Eye fucking the whole movie and there were some pivotal garage scenes where is should have happened on the hood of car.

[quote]Kevin Costner and Tim Robbins' characters being directed by Susan Sarandon's character to kiss, mutual jo and suck each other off, in "Bull Durham".

HAWT!!!

R3 is absolutely right!%0D %0D As a kid, I was so angry watching that film. I was:"Go and help your little sister! You obviously are her older brother!" But no! He was mooning over the squire/gentleman(?), who in turn was infatuated with one of the girls who disappeared. And the little sister died!%0D %0D The least they could have done is have a sex scene together. With the UST gone, the squire(?) would forget about that other girl who disappeared, and they would have saved the little sister.%0D %0D See, when you add some gay sex in the movies, it all ends well.%0D %0D %0D Oh, and, a sex scene between the two male leads would have helped the movie The Eagle make sense. Hmmm. Let's say when they are alone during the hunt, in the firt part of the film and later in the Northern wilderness when they are being reconciled.%0D %0D Sounds like a joke, but this scenario would really make more sense that what the audience got.

One het couple I wanted to see was Jackie Brown (Pam Grier) and Max Cherry (Robert Forster) in "Jackie Brown". I've always though that Quentin Tarantino made a big mistake by ending the film without having the two jump into the sack together!

more slash%0D %0D Dexter and Patrick Bateman, Bateman's the power bottom%0D %0D Ash Ketchum and Misty

One that ended up on the cutting room floor that I'd like to see:%0D %0D %0D in Wild Things the scene where Matt Dillon opens the shower to find Kevin Bacon and his schlong inside is supposedly followed by Matt getting in the shower with Bacon. If you rewatch the scene you can kind of tell by the actor's expressions that they are playing a love scene but alas the whole sub-plot was cut

Definitely Jack begging Daniel to take him slow and hard on Stargate SG1

Jim Ellison (Richard Burgi) and Blair Sandburg (Garrett Maggart) in THE SENTINEL

Tintin and Captain Haddock

The Professor and Gilligan%0D %0D John Robinson (Guy Williams) and Don (Mark Goddard) on Lost on Space%0D %0D

Danny Masterson, Topher Grace & Wilmer Valderrama in That 70s Show ..

I'll second that shower scene in "Midnight Express." I almost shot a load in my pants watching the lead-up to that one. %0D %0D

Seth and Ryan (Adam Brody and Ben McKenzie) in The O.C.

You know those two were fucking like bunnies in the pool house. The parents would walk in and just smell the semen in there.

Prison. Monastery. Cloister. Cave. %0D

I love r69.

John Cusack should have fucked the shit out of Jeremy Piven In Grosse Point Blank after that "10 years man" car scene. They should have found an empty house or something and went at it with Jeremy alternating between screaming and moaning "10 years man........" while John pounded the fuck out of him.

bump bitches!!!!!!!!

Jared Leto & Colin Farrell, "Alexander". Many people were disappointed when they didn't even get a kiss.

Clark should have fucked the Evil out of Lex Luthor on Smallville.

Mongomery Cliff and Burt Lancaster in From HereTo Eternity..

The way Lancaster strokes Cliff's hair while he talks to him was very romantic.

Ferris, Cameron and Sloan should have had a three-way.

Claudia Cardinale and Capucine in the Pink Panther

Prison Break's Michael Scofield/Alex Mahone. So much UST.

Seriously:

James Dean and Sal Mineo in Rebel Without a Cause (it's right there on the screen but 1955 was no time for an on-screen kiss.)

Adam Sandler and Damon Wayans in Bulletproof (the movie would have made more sense if they'd been ex-lovers thrown together one more time.)

Doug Savant and Rob Lowe in Masquerade (The underpants scene needed two more lines of dialogue and the whole movie would have been much richer.)

Robert Walker and Farley Granger should have had a sexual encounter in Strangers on a Train and then Walker's hold over Granger would have been more understandable.

Spencer and Gibby on iCarly seem to be pretty close, with their sleepovers and everything, except that Gibby at 15 is too young for 34 yo Spencer.

But I guess Spencer can be his mentor in the meantime.

Helen Lawson, Linda Darnell and Jack Carson in "Three Went South"

Fanny Ardant and Catherine Deneuve in 8 Femmes. .. Obviously!

good one, r147.

Mrs. Danvers (Judith Anderson) and a pair of Rebecca's silk underwear in "Rebecca."

'Basketball Diaries'; a shared mutual piss scene followed by a circle jerk.

M and Annie Hathaway in The Devil Wears Prada.

Instead of killing Hector(Eric Bana)in Troy,%0D Achilles (Brad Pitt) should wounded him a little then carried him back to his camp and tied him up, threw his ass over a fallen log and then fucked him senseless.

In Young Guns 2 William Petersen (Pat Garrett) should have fucked Emilio Estevez (Billy The Kid) instead of trying to arrest him.

Colonel Jack O'Neill on his back taking Dr Daniel Jackson's big cock up his ass

King Arthur being forced to suck of Lancelot by Guinevere in a cuckold porn scene in "Camelot." You just know Franco Nero was packing.

Lincoln should have had several scenes. Although all those men had fucking beards.

Lincoln with Speed. Lincoln with Neigs. Lincoln with Whitman. Lincoln with that Brit spiritualist who was blackmailing Mary Todd L. Lincoln could have been a serious gay porno.

Jimmy Dean and Dick Davalos in East of Eden

C-3P0 and Chewbacca

White Squall was just a few foreskins and a bucket of lube away from a Bel Ami film anyway.