I haven''t had a good fucking in AGES! I am climbing the walls here! Sexual frustration is starting to ruin my life! I''ve heard of "dry spells" but this is something else! I just need a hot, young stallion to ride until the sun comes up!\
What do I do?!?! I don''t want to pay for it either!\
Grinder or Grinder app made for bears?\
Camming til you meet one that wants to fuck?\
If not, large dildo attached to shower wall will have to do.
I''d bet Rumpy''s free...
Get a dildo and go fuck yourself.
Go to the baths at 3:00AM tomorrow morning.%0D\
Anyone trolling for dick on a Tuesday morning will, out of desperation, be willing to fuck anybody. %0D\
You can thank me later.
Just pay for it already.
Just pay for it, OP. Employ someone who''d otherwise kind of be broke.
OP: one work for you: Fucksaw.
I''m a top but the guy I''m seeing wanted to fuck me last night. I don''t know what the deal is with me, maybe my anus is malformed but it hurt like fucking hell. I kept waiting for it to get to the point of intense pain turning into pleasure and it never happened and I finally had to stop. I tried sitting on him and laying on my back but neither worked. What''s the deal? Any suggestions? I really would like to be fucked and have it feel fantastic.
[quote]I really would like to be fucked and have it feel fantastic.%0D\
R10. It never does. Getting fucked hurts like hell and is not pleasurable in the least. I have no idea how some guys like it. It''s pure hell.
Like I said, I rufuse to pay for it. I haven''t reached "earrings, caftans" territory just yet.
R10 Did you try using numbing cream? Also, is this your first time ever getting fucked? It can take awhile to get used to.
R14. Now there''s an idea for getting fucked: go from excruciating pain to no feeling due to numbing cream.%0D\
No thanks. I hate getting fucked. It''s the worst.
r14 is right. I''ve never used it, but I''ve heard from a friend that numbing cream really does help. Also, good old fashioned poppers helps things "open up", so to speak.
r15, I don''t think it numbs you COMPLETELY. It''s not like you''re getting a Novocaine shot in your asshole! I think it just "eases" things. If you have a large object shoved up where the sun don''t shine...you''re GONNA feel it.
Friday I was soo stoned i ended taking a shoe up my hole.%0D\
It was soo weird I passed out drunk only to wake with a size 10.5 Nike running shoe up my ass.%0D\
Sometoimes I kind of lose it.
lower your standards
DL should offer a dating service for just such emergencies.
It is not wise--from a health/safety standpoint--to use numbing cream for anal sex.
R21 Why? What''s wrong with it? If it numbs the pain, isn''t that a good thing?
r21/22 - no its not a good thing to use numbing creme - the internal walls of the arse can tear relatively easily
The problem with numbing creams is that you want to feel if something goes really wrong.
My porn star dildo collection is my best source for getting fucked. Add porn and some poppers and boy, you''ve got my perfect idea of a Friday night.
Ms. Shriver, I think the Pope wants you to wait until the official annulment comes through. But we can understand your impatience.
Seriously, if you are remotely good looking, just put your face on craigslist. Use your copy in this thread ... then respond only to other photos. You can cull, respond only to the ones you are attracted to. You might be surprised at the toward-high quality of guys out there who''d like to get with you once or twice. Good luck!
There are more gay bottoms than tops in the world.
Can sexual frustration really ruin ones life?
You''re old OP, so it''s never going to happen again, no one wants your old stinky ass.
Ask a guy you know. If that don't work, open your windows and blinds. Commence to play with your gap and they will cum. Can't promise what will show up though. Your desperate though, remember that.
The best way would be to vote Romney/Ryan in November
hey i will let u fuck me for free only if it is how i want it to be. You have to be really good at it. You have to make me scream or u have to pay to fuck me.
my pussy need to be fuck i will do it for free but u have to make me scream.also u have to fuck me hard like i say or u pay to fuck me
Ahem...dear, it's "Horned Toad."
I want to be fucked to but I say I'm to young
I want to be fucked so if your fat with big boobs then let's get this fucking starting
Oh and also you need to say that you are sexy and if you want to be fucked you need to be naked
Also a huge butt
You could start a charity for your hole.
The back slashes show this OP to be a loser who will leave shit and M&M fragments on your dick for the pleasure of watching his phat Jell-O ass turn slick with the exertion.
I'm. A frustrated mom in Manhattan who needs a good long fuck. I need to fuck I'm getting desperate. I have to fuck a duck or multiple . I WANT TO FUCK
I don't know why this thread got bumped but you know OP is some middle aged(at least) queen
And this sentence
[quote] just need a hot, young stallion
Shows why his ass isn't getting laid.
Where do i find some one to have sex with in oxford or norway maine im a 18 yejar old male looking for femals willing
Wtf happened in this thread?
"The Silence of the Bottoms"
Get a dildo.
R45 Oh, honey, are YOU ever in the wrong place!!!
I have l never had sex with a guy And be fun I'm 40 years old somebody c
Ma Joad should take him up on this.
This is what emergency piggy banks are for
I need a good fuck merced ca
I'm so fucking horny
R45, I am a bonfide femal and I am in heat, I live in Oxford by myself, hurry and respond, I getting wet "down there"
I'm sorry Miss. But with all due respect, I've got a hole of my own to fill!
I just fucked the shit out of this guy I've been banging for awhile. I usually fuck him pretty good, but this morning it was incredible. He left scratches on my ass. That is all.
Is he pretty r57?
[R58] They're always pretty. Actually he has a nice juicy ass.
[quote]I usually fuck him pretty good, but this morning it was incredible. He left scratches on my ass
Well r57, I hope you at least made the poor young man breakfast afterwards.
[R60] I actually did make him breakfast. I keep him happy.
how old are u
Please R60, it is the bottom that should be making breakfast.
Bottoms are a dime a dozen and very needy for good tops. If it is just about sex then it is the bottom that needs to be making sure the top is happy wants to come back.