Sidney Crosby''s butt

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Sidney discusses the size of his big butt being too big to fit into regular jeans at the 1:00-1:45 mark:

Now THOSE are some cookies I could munch on all day. I love big asses on well-built guys, and Sidney is perfection.%0D %0D I wonder if he has ever had his ass eaten?

Thanks, OP, for the amazing pictures.

What about his feets?

who is he- aside from a normal looking moderately beefy young man.

Just some big ass Op is stalking.

R11, he is one of the top-ranked hockey players in the world.

OK- that explains why I don't know who he is.%0D %0D Off the top of my head the only two hocky players I can name are Wayne Gretsky and Bobby Hull (did I get that right?) and Gordy Howe?%0D %0D And thats from my past when I read SI decades ago.

He's cute and his ass is wonderful.

This thread useless without NAKED pictures.

I don't think there are any naked pictures. Most hockey players don't pose naked.

Really, R17?

You sure, R17?

Nothing better than a man with some big muscly ol' thighs pounding your ass. Hockey players, baseball players and footballers (US and Euro), always have the best ass and legs...

Crosby's ass has several Facebook pages:

Another.

Another

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Sad that he may never play again.

According to the newspapers, he is still not back to his regular work-out routine.

I wonder how his ass is faring?

if he's not on his usual workout routine his ass is going to get huge

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Sorry if I repeated any previously posted. Thanks for the thread, OP.

Why, R27?

Crosby

Do people ever grab his ass when they see him in public?

Sidney is appreciated by all types of people.

Watch out for that bus, R38.

Ass gif.

Two big assed guys, one of whom looks like a baboon.

Shirtless.

A position some would like him to take.

Side view sitting

Buying a card.

R43 and R44 are hot

Lol at the chick photobombing in the background of R45.

Thanks, R47, but alas I am not the OP.

That is one lucky trainer in 43 and 44.

Indeed.

One of the autosearch results on Google for Sidney Crosby is "Sidney Crosby has a mangina".

Does he still not have a girlfriend?

Nice new photo.

My, my.

Look at how he fills out a pair of jeans.

Sidney Crosby voted to have Best Legs in Canada (oh, yeah, Shania Twain too).

Is it just me, or is Sidney's gigantic bubble ass disproportionately large, compared to the rest of his body?%0D %0D His bubble butt looks as though it's even larger than his head!

Okay - I'll say it - yellow Crocs?

It's twice as large as his head.

Bigger bubble ass - Sidney Crosby or Anthony Recker?

I suspect recker, althoug Crosby has tremendous cocksucking lips... although I do like a hairy hole, which Recker undoubtedly has... I guess he need to see if Crosby has a hairy boypussy... mmmmm

damnit, OP- everytime I see a picture of Crosby's ass in that black sports fabric I have the uncontrolable urge to whip my cock out and go after.

His ass is the kind of stuff that wars are fought over.

"Sidney Crosby voted to have Best Legs in Canada"

Don't they mean Butt?

He's got a big ass, but that ain't necessarily a hot ass....whereas...Sean Lamont, for example, has a very hot ass.

Sidney will have to show his ass naked in order for us to do a complete comparison

What's the difference, R62?

Warming up.

He needs to show it naked some time.

Today is the butt's birthday. What birthday greetings would you like to send it?

Today was Sidney's birthday? Why didn't DL do more to celebrate?

Dat's da lick job!

"Today was Sidney's birthday? Why didn't DL do more to celebrate?"

One of DL's fatter members (I won't name names) was tasked with purchasing a cake shaped like Sidney's rump for our intended celebration. Alas, the cake proved too tempting for this fat fellow and he ate Sidney's frosted ass. Party cancelled.

This thread sure does have a lotta yellow in it!

"a cake shaped like Sidney's rump"

What shape is that, precisely, R70?

r72, like a capital B, duh.

Like capital H-I-M.

Who has the better ass, Sid or Anthony Recker?

Well?

I prefer Sidney.

Perhaps because I prefer his face.

R76, Sidney because his looks like pure muscle and is less feminine.

R78, so you think Anthony Recker's ass looks feminine? In what ways?

Look at the photo in R75's link - his hips flared and curve in, and there's that identation of his waist to the butt. Maybe it's the pose as well, but I found that photo very feminine. Whereas in R65's link, Crosby's ass doesn't look like it jiggles much and doesn't have that exaggerated shape.

Thanks for the "analysis", R75. So do you think its shape (roundness, size and the way it protrudes) also look feminine?

Up for Crosby's butt.

You guys need to do some research on Jonathan Toews.

He's putting Sidney's ass to shame.

Check Tumblr...you'll find all you need.

Video of Sid's shaky butt on parade. Begins around 0:50.

This is not about his ass.

Crosby got mention on PTI yesterday. Apparently he is still showing symptoms of the concussion that ended his season early. Not a good sign for his longevity in the game.

Not about his ass? Not about his ass?

Blaspheme!

After his career is over, it may be only about his ass.

They put him in a bunch of commercials in Canada, and he is sooo wooden and rigid, it's comical.

*I* am wooden and rigid whenever I see his globes.

It's sad that because of the thug that injured him, he may not be able to play hockey anymore. : (

He may finally have time for a girlfriend, R89. Isn't it natural for handsome young men to seek the company of attractive, God-fearing girls with whom he won't have sex until the Christian marriage rite has been fulfilled.

Comment about Sidney Crosby's butt: "Fuck you, Sidney. Fuck you and your gigantic, womanly ass."

Does anyone ever try to grab his ass?

Now that Sid the Kid's career in hockey may be over, to what use do you think he will putt his ass?

I originally thought people were exaggerating when they talked about how big his ass was. But after seeing it walk out of the room today at the press conference, I realized it is truly enormous.

The amount of space it occupies is staggering.

R94, see the beginning of this video of the press conference for his ass.

Bigger, rounder ass: Sidney Crosby or Anthony Recker?

why can't r83 just post a link?

thanks, R95

I love how hockey players scream like gorillas when they are cumming in your hole. Good times.

Would you like to elaborate on how you know this, R99?

cookies!

I want to see Recker and Crosby spit roast Rob Kardashian. Then they could ALL retire on the profits.

if Sidney is unable to return to the ice, will he pose naked and show his ass?

I seriously doubt it, r103, but(t) of such things dreams are made.

Now that he has brain damage some of you queens might actually have a shot at getting some of that ass .

[quote]They put him in a bunch of commercials in Canada, and he is sooo wooden and rigid, it's comical.

That's how all Canadians are.

The NHL needs to develop a more Dieux-du-Stadeian culture. Canada is generally less uptight about nudity, and the NHL is full of Canadian, and European guys, but they can have a very conservative attitude in some ways.

You want to see naked men play hockey? Talk about "shrinkage" .

so does he have a girlfriend or not? does he ever have sex, or is he asexual?

R107, well there was the Jiri Tlusty photo scandal a bit ago

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"Sidney Crosby cleared for contact and there was much rejoicing"

ass photo:

another ass photo:

I'm surprised some of you never got as interested in Dion Phaneuf, also a Canadian hockey player, who likely has even more going on back there than Crosby

Has anyone seen Sidney's ass in person?

Really, Nobody find the R116 image crazy?

The ass at R116 almost looks like it is a separate part of his body. I don't know how to describe it. It's enormous.

YUM!!

R116, Dion's ass is of legend. Seriously, there's like 3 or 4 good pictures of it, which is strange because I've seen it in person and it's a sight to see.

R116, R121 is correct. His ass is well known. It may not be as popular as Crosby's because 1. Dion is not as popular/well known as Crosby and 2. his ass is not as round (see the lack of "top shelf") as Crosby's, thus making it less attractive to some bubble butt aficionados. It may be considered less than a perfect bubble, although a big ass nonetheless.

I can't start threads so I'm posting this here. Ass and peen shot of Mike Zigomanis of the Maple Leafs. Ass shot + yoga pants = gay? BTW that ass is a tad disappointing.

He's pretty hot, R123.

Those comments though are typically homophobic. I really don't get when people say the younger generation isn't homophobic. That's laughable. Even worse, they use their real name and photo when they are making their bigoted statements. Gay kids really, really need to start fighting back - in violent, scary ways. Just sayin...

Sidney Crosby set to return to play.

Sid and Tom Welling would have beautiful butt babies together.

From a blog: "An added bonus of having Sidney Crosby on your team? If you somehow mathematically calculate the curve of his ass, you find the meaning of life."

Sidney golfing.

NICE.

I'm liking this Dion beast.

forgot the beast picture

dion's butt is unbelievable. R131 R121

so is toew's.

I like this guy too.

hot

R122

See the link.

I want more hot hockey guy pics please.

OMG, at the guy at R136

That other guy at 136 has sexy beast written all over him. Looks like you could have him tear up your hole after a six pack.

The ass at R136 is perversly immense

Who has the biggest and roundest ass: Sidney Crosby, Dion Phaneuf (R136) or Anthony Recker?

Obviously this formerly unknown Dion Phaneuf.

From Twitter:

my mom"eating too much peanut butter will make your butt big." me "ohh that explain sidney crosby's...oh." i'm such a jerk. :( sorry sid.

Crosby having a hard time getting out of a chair because of his ass.

Small Sidney Crosby photo - shirtless with butt in wet spandex. I think I can see his light-colored underwear.

Gif of Sidney flexing his butt in spandex.

Oops. Here's the link from R145.

Here's the link (I hope).

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It's the Dion guy hands down.

Dion seems to be a pretty skinny guy and he has all that??

Dion skinny? Did you see the same pics? He's about 6' 4" and ways about 250.

so I need to buy a ticket to dion's house? can you imagine what that butt looks like in boxer briefs?

[quote] "and ways about 250."

The DL flyover infiltration is now officially in it's last stage.

Gorgeous. Perhaps too big for jeans but not at all out of proportion to him.

Ass at the beach.

The crack seems very well-outlined in those trunks.

John Carlson of the Washington Capitals has quite the booty on him. Check this out!

This is the Sidney Crosby Butt thread, sir.

But, I looked, R156. Thanks. Hot.

But it's okay to discuss Dion Phaneuf's ass, right? lol

Someone should make a thread about ALL hockey players. Sidney isn't the only one in the league with a firm behind, you know? ;)

I was only kidding, R159. Sorry. It's tough to translate 'joking around' with words. Sorry.

He's pretty cute. I googled him to see what the puck bunnies have said about him, and apparently he hooks up with lots of girls and he treats them with no respect.

I was hoping for gay rumors, or the "he doesn't have time to date girls".

I know. You're right. :)

I wish there was a thread with hot hockey gossip. There used to be. There were so many stories about gay sex with NHL players. It was one of the hottest threads going on Datalounge. I can't find it though.

Sidney has probly warned Lemieux to stay off the datalounge!

John Carlson certainly gets around :)

Yeah, I wish those hockey gossip threads would resurface.

His ass is goregous in those black shorts.

Any other hot hockey players, R160? If you know of any - post away!

What could Lemieux learn about Sidney on DL that he doesn't already know?

Mmm, that guy is hot! The roomie (Karl Alzner) is not bad looking either.

R161, I'm from Pittsburgh and follow the Pens -- and especially Sidney Crosby.

Where are you finding all the puck bunny reports? Because I've haven't seen or heard any of that. SC isn't linked to any females around here, even as far as going out to dinner.

Sid looks even better in person. Very good-looking with beautiful full lips. And yeah, he has an amazing ass.

Google Sidney Crosby's Girlfriend.

Google John Carlson's Girlfriend.

Do this for any hockey player you want juicy gossip about. I am currently in Tyler Sequin's Girlfriend.

Have you seen his ass in person, R169?

[quote]Sid looks even better in person. Very good-looking with beautiful full lips. And yeah, he has an amazing ass.

You've seen him in person??? More please!

If you like your hockey player a little on the chubby side, but still hot, check out Nicklas Backstrom. Nice ass!

direct link please, R173

Nicklas Backstrom. Enjoy!

Hot, R175.

Where's Backstorm's ass?

R169 here.

Yeah, I've seen him a few times -- in hockey gear and in informal dress clothes (shirt and slacks). Hope to catch him in jeans before too long.

What can I say....Sid is just really sexy. Very mellow, laid back personality, smiles a lot, very comfortable around the media and fans, not arrogant at all. Great hair, great eyes, and the lips just get to me.

He's built like a hockey player who takes good care of himself, if you know what I mean. Solid, muscular, in-shape jock body with big quads that complement that famous Crosby ass.

In dress slacks, the ass is incredible, and worthy of a DL thread. Big, round, beefy, perfect. Believe me, I've had dreams about that bubble butt.

Thank you, R179. Does he give off a gay vibe?

Do you ever see him get friendly with girls, R178?

I wouldn't say Crosby is shy around girls, but he's really respectful, and seems to keep a distance, at least in public.

I get the sense that he knows how athletes get hit on, but has chosen not to play the game. I've seen girls stare at him and practically drool, but he doesn't flirt back and almost seems to pretend it's not even happening. In my eyes, it just makes him even sexier.

A gay vibe? Difficult to answer, really. Part of me really wants him to be gay -- since he's the best hockey player in the NHL and is so good-looking -- but I don't want to project too much. He is soft-spoken and isn't this commanding, butch presence.

He's yet to have a relationship with a girl, as far as anyone around Pittsburgh knows, and if he had one, it'd be difficult to keep secret.

Sidney Crosby could be straight, bi, or gay, and none of those would really surprise me.

He's never had a girlfriend ever though, R181. Isn't that weird? The Lebron James of hockey...?

Maybe he's just a decent guy who doesn't pick up puck bunnies at bars (like Kane and Seguin do). Just because he's not parading a girl around town, doesn't mean he's never been in a relationship. He could very well be seeing girls in Nova Scotia.

There are no girls at all. Even decent guys have girls. Well, straight ones.

Poor guy :( I wish the world of professional sports was less idiotic and he could just come out and be happy. If he is indeed gay. The whole concussion thing on top of that must make him miserable.

What about Tim Tebow, R184?

Tebow is weird. At least Sidney seems normal.

Yep, none of that religious bullshit.

Sidney is wonderful.

is Sidney religious?

If he is religious, he's not flaunting it like Tebow.

He is Catholic, but does not flaunt it.

I have another question for the guy/girl who lives in Pitt. Have you ever gone to a signing and met him?

Perhaps Sidney is privately religious and is waiting until marriage.

Is waiting until marriage even real, or a work of fiction.

R181, have you ever parked outside Mario's house with binoculars and watched for twinks or Bobby Trendy type gay guys flying out of the house? I wonder if twinks come in-and-out at all hours of the night.

This isn't about Sidney Crosby, or butts in particular, but I thought this might be enjoyed...

Is that Sidney in the red towel? !!!

No, R197.

Looks like him.

douche bag hockey player with douche bag hair calls foo fighters faggots.

Stupid homophobes should be banned from the NHL!

There are probably a lot of homophobes in the NHL. Which means there are a lot of closet cases. It grates on on when assholes with hair like that use gay slurs.

Casual homophobia is even worse than active gay bashing. What Patrick Burke and Georges Laraque are doing is commendable and amazing, but it will take years if no one else steps up and does something. But I still hope for an out gay/bi player in the next 5 years.

The people who support or forgive this asshole are frightening. These guys are not sorry, they are sorry they got caught. I can only imagine how many times "faggot" has been used in the confines of their house today since the tweet.

I've grown up around guys like this, and faggot is used a lot. Especially AT gay guys, or assumed gay guys.

Side view.

Crosby returns to competition play tonight.

Has anyone seen this? I think it's amazing! I'm surprised it hasn't gone viral yet..

Heavy lifting.

Mario Lemieux's house looks like it would have tunnels and torture chambers.

Mario and Sid looking like lovers

Hold me daddy

No, Sidney, I was top last week. It's my turn to get fucked.

How it all began

In 2010 Crosby moved out of Lemieux's house and in with Ovechkin

Or was that just a fan fantasy?

Mario Lemieux's wife sponsors an annual event called "Chicks with Sticks." No lie.

Bet Maureen wishes she'd thought of that.

R208, do you see how Sidney's ass extends far out of the jeans?

He has said in interviews that he has to have his jeans specially made to accommodate his large ass.

R218, how many inches do you think it sticks out from his back at it's farthest point? Imagine his but is a capital C.

Not very funny Twitter pic though it does mention Crosby's butt.

People in the public, audience, arena etc. must want to grab Sidney's butt as he walks by.

Surely someone must have done that by now?

ass:

Great video, r207. A terrific message, but did you see how hot Lundquist looked? Wow.

Finally, from Twitter, an answer as to why Crosby is single: "nobody is going to date sidney crosby because his ass."

Whoever wrote that could benefit from some grammar lessons.

Jonathan Toews in his undies.

Hot.

Toews has a big ass, and it seems it's a lot of muscle. My roommate's sister lives in Chicago and she said she seems him around all the time. Pretty nice guy and yeah, that ass is fire. Good for him.

R226, that is not a direct link. Did you mean this?

wow R228

(drools)

I don't know hockey, but do a lot of players have butts like that. This Crosby guy, not this one.

Who else?

I don't like big fat asses at all. Beefy is one thing, fat is another. Small, round bubbly butts just drive me insane.

R229, of course most hockey players have big, muscular butts. They are athletes who are using their lower bodies - eg. leg & glutes muscles more than their upper bodies.

And did you see the interview clip with Sidney Crosby where he says 'hockey player's bodies are built differently' and that some of their asses are so large they cannot fit within regular jeans and need to get them specially made?

This thread is hot.

Nice, unremarkable amongst black dudes, who commonly have better butts and bods than Sid.

Nonsense, R233. Sidney has a better body than most men - black or white.

He's a top athlete, in case you haven't noticed.

Just another fat ass.............what's the big deal.....no pun intended.

My god, if he sat on your face you would be smothered to death in about five minutes.

[quote]He's a top athlete...

So he's a TOP, you say????

Jonathan Toews is from Manitoba and has some French background in him. He speaks fluent French and as he says, many people, including French hockey players, were surprised to find that out about him.

This guy is gross.

There's a point when an ass stops being a bubble butt and turns into a bussle

He looks like Granny from Looney Tunes

It's 'bustle', R239.

Who's gross, R239?

If you don't like Sidney's ass, then why are you in his thread?

Butt in jeans.

Decent side view, but he needs to turn around.

Why does he need to turn around? Side views of an ass are the best as they show the roundness and protrusion.

Georges Laraque once said in an interview that he used to have a bisexual player on his team. I keep wondering if maybe it's Sid? If not, I wonder who else.

I turned down the late JFK, Jr. Too much pompadour, not enough smarts. I mentioned in blog about Oprah, I think.

Only Crosby related discussion please!

As Always, M: FUCK OFF AND DIE. Nobody wants your fucking sloppy snatch.

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I can't believe that butt is going to be wasted. It could feed so many starving cocks!

How do you know it is wasted?

This lockout better be over soon! Sid's ass needs airtime.

Sidney's butt from the side in jeans while looking for a card at a pharmacy.

There's an even bigger and better one taken full on from behind while he is standing at an ATM machine.

I've seen it posted here before.

I like love R254's pic. It's nicer in such a natural setting. Free range Sidney.

Is Sidney aware that people try to photograph his ass?

Sidney exercising his butt muscles, .gif:

That is amazingly hot, R258. Thank you.

He knows his ass is worshiped. He's made many jokes about it.

boom

What jokes has he made about it, R260?

R261, if you go to the 1:00 mark in this video, Sidney tells the interviewer that he can't buy regular jeans because he has to have them custom made to accommodate his big ass:

How many airlines seats would Sidney Crosby and Chad Hedrick have to buy, if they were a couple?

R263, who else is in the Crosby and Hedrick ass league?

Glad to see nothing has changed.

Also here is Sidney's competition for all hockey butt glory, Jonathan.

Another pic of Sid I love.

Look at how far it sticks out from the body, R265

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Seriously R268, that Jonathan guy isn't bad either.

who is he?

R270, Jonathan Toewes is an NHL player from Manitoba.

This Toews guys is fucking hot. I'm on tumblr and you wouldn't believe how many pictures of his ass are on there...his ass is so big that his teammates and his fans joke about it...why hasn't he been a bigger draw here?

oh wow, then.

I guess I'm heading to tumblr to check this out.

Sid is in the hospital. He got a puck in the face and lost some teeth. Poor Sid.

R272, is it as big as Crosby's or Recker's?

Not as big, but quite as obvious from the pictures.

Mason Raymond, another Hockey player has a nice ass too.

R276

Whoa on Toews. Just so I'm clear, it's girls who are panting and carrying on about his ass? I'm looking though Tumbler now and it seems it's a bunch of Puck Bunnies who are relentless about it.

The Mason guy isn't bad. Ass AND a pretty face.

I think Toews is straight.

He is straight. If any guy is touching that ass of his, it's probably another player, or better yet his BFF Patrick.

Patrick?

Patrick Kane

[quote]He is straight.

Proof, R280?

Wish I could name this shirtless flyers guy.

When his butt will come out?

Is he gap toothed like Ovechkin now?

[R284] Jeff Carter - he was traded to the Los Angeles Kings last year and won the Stanley Cup.

Dumb as a bag of hair but he's a hockey player so it's kind of a job requirement.

That's ok I'd be smart enough for the both of us.

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A straight acquaintance of mine referred to Crosby as a "princess" in a Facebook post. Is this a reference to gay rumors about him? Or just that he's spoiled? Or does it relate to the femininity of his big fat ass?

(I don't know this dude well enough to ask him, although he is insanely hot so I would love to discuss with him Crosby's ass as well as his own, and the things I would like to do to both of them.)

R290, what do you mean by the "femininity" of his ass?

Sidney Crosby can be a diva sometimes. He has a thrown a few tantrums on the ice over the years.

Bump!

I want to smell his ass so bad... Especially after a game.

Can't be any better than this. OH OHNO!

I bet it's hot up in there

Who is that at R295 & R296?

Apolo Ohno

Yes, Apolo Ohno, and his very serious ass.

R295, I want to SNIFF that hole!

has Apolo Ohno ever posed naked?

Fan service from Captain Serious. Damn, the guy deserves his own thread.

Why "Captain Serious"?

I'm really surprised he doesn't R302

If you guys drool over Matt Damon, Sid here and Recker, Captain Serious should be right up your alley.

There's so many pictures the girls throw around on tumblr, the thread would be quite lengthy.

Toews' ass is not as big as Damon's, Recker's and Crosby's.

R303 It's his nickname coz he's always so serious.

I was just watching the Liberace movie and Matt Damon's butt isn't THAT BIG. It's nice and all but Damon can't touch a lot of the guys discussed here. I don't understand the obsession with it.

I'm looking online at this Toews guy and yeah, he's not Crosby or Recker, but he has a lot of ass for a guy who seems fairly thin and I think that's why it gets so much attention. His ass is obvious for his body frame.

No plans for marriage?

Agreed R307

Where can I find more pictures of Toews?

R309 Tumblr is your friend.

R307, from smallest to largest: Toews, Damon, Crosby, Recker.

Whose sweaty asshole smells better after a game, Sid's or Anthony Recker's?

Toews & Crosby should both be required to compare their asses so that we can see whose is best.

r313 Crosby's is no doubt.

Toew's ass looks relatively small.

Toew's ass again.

First, thanks to those classy girls who love his ass as much as we do.

Secondly, omg, I get it. Ass is great and I agree with R307.

What about Seabrook's ass? He's more manly anyway.

Toews lives in the New East Side.

Here are photos of his condo What do we think, tasteful friends?

Actually I guess it's his Mom Andree Gilbert who did it up, at least that's what they imply.

That's a gorgeous condo he got. Very tastefully done!

R318, more may than whom and in what ways?

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Bump.

R324 Sometimes his ass looks well-proportioned and sometimes it's too big. I prefer Toews' ass, it's not too big, just right.

Unless it's fat, it san never be too big in my opinion. Toews' ass is a bit on the small side for my taste.

How much dick can Toews' ass handle at the time?

Sidney ass.

Has anyone seen the Crosby documentary? It keeps coming up in my Youtube suggestions but it looks VERY long for not getting up close and in his pants.

Link to the documentary, please, R329.

Here it is

Butt gif.

Wouldn't a butt like that always be cold?

Why, R333?

The documentary was old and unrevealing. Odd how people treated him like the Second Coming of Christ in Pittsburgh, though.

Sidney Crosby butt gif.

He needs to do porn!

"He needs to do porn!"

Why?

Stupid question. Because.

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Side, top of butt in jeans.

Lifting.

YUMMM, r342! I can almost smell the aroma of Sid's butthole just from looking at the picture!!

I long for a Hockey butt.

Where can I find more on this Toews guy?

See below R344. You're welcome.

my dick needs to nestle in those buns

Does he have a girlfriend yet? Is he another Aaron Rodgers?

the latter

So why isn't there any discussion on why the Lebron James of hockey is forever single?

Think about it R349

It's like asking why Zachary Quinto doesn't have a pretty lady on his arm back when the first Star Trek came out.

Or why Queen Latifah doesn't have a fella on her arm when does the award show circuit?

Why doesn't the media ever ask about why he's forever single? He's 27 years old. I don't understand how these multi-millionaires, certain things are off limits. I understand children, but if you're in the public eye, you're fair game for questions. I know the media is homophobic and the public is homophobic, but certainly Perez Hilton can ask, no? "Why no girlfriend?"

Why? Because they know the answer and don't want to out him. They're silence should tell you everything you need to know.

Why do you think the New York Times was never interested in talking about Merv Griffin, or Malcolm Forbes and more recently, Aaron Schock?

The Sports media rarely ran the Aaron Rodgers story, or the Kerry Rhodes story. Why would they run a story about Sidney?

Very true R352

Looks like he has an earring.

Loading his bag into a bus in jeans #1

Loading his bag into a bus in jeans #2

Bump.

[quite]Why? Because they know the answer and don't want to out him. They're silence should tell you everything you need to know.

It's certainly interesting. Crosby has been one of the most famous names in hockey for quite a few years, won the Olympic gold for Canada in 2010, and yet there's never a word written about his personal life.

I suspect it will be the same story at this month's Olympics, too.

[quote]Why? Because they know the answer and don't want to out him. They're silence should tell you everything you need to know.

It's certainly interesting. Crosby has been one of the most famous names in hockey for quite a few years, won the Olympic gold for Canada in 2010, and yet there's never a word written about his personal life.

I suspect it will be the same story at this month's Olympics, too.

I want him to seat on me!

Sidney Crosby led his team to Gold today for the second Olympics in a row!

Sidney's lips look like a vigina, that's a vigina I would fuck!

I just discovered another cutie on the Canadian team.. Carey Price. He may not be as hot or handsome as Sidney, but he's really cute. Anyone else here think so too, or am I alone? Just wondering.

Crosby apparently has a gf who attended the gold medal game with his parents. I was so hopeful that he would be the first gay superstar in any sport. Shit.

R364 She looks incredibly bland, just like him.

How come we've never heard of a girlfriend in all these years until now?

R366 Good question. Apparently she models for Abercrombie & Fitch and is Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. So cliche, it makes me wonder if she is on his payroll.

They do nothing and go nowhere together. She has never been seen with him ever. I suspect this is Sidney Crosby's "Destiny" (Aaron Rodgers). I think with what happened to AR, these superstars who are gay, their people are rushing these women in to beard for them. That's just my assumption.

IF this is the case, I'm no longer a fan of Sidney Crosby just like Aaron Rodgers. I don't support them, or the things they do simply because of their self-loathing homophobia.

In what world is she a model?

Maybe Sidney's people became aware of how unusual it was for a famous, wealthy hockey player to be without a girlfriend year after year and decided it was time to produce one?

I live in Pittsburgh, where Sid is God (sports supplanted religion as our common belief system decades ago). If Sid were to come out, it could only help the gay marriage situation in PA, the only northeastern state that doesn't have marriage equality.

Doesn't look like Sid will be coming out anytime soon if he's bearding with a model.

Mustache.

I wonder if Sid has a hairy bush?

Crosby ass in sweats partially covered by jersey.

Gif #2.

Gif #1 of him shaking his ass. Similar outfit.

R377 His dick is flopping in that gif.

Nice to know that he has one, R378. Looks like he's packing something.

R378/R379, frankly I wasn't looking at his dick and still don't care to. He could be as smooth as a Ken doll in front as long as he has an ass like that.

Montage.

Shorts.

R381, that's a collage, you titmouse!

aids

So, is he still with that "all of a sudden broad" he's been dating for "years"?

Oh and FF R384.

R385, the girl that was seen with the Crosby's is a family friend and not with Sidney. She was with another guy.

What relationship is the Sidney Crosby troll to the Eric Lindros troll?

There's a Sidney Crosby troll?

[quote]the girl that was seen with the Crosby's is a family friend and not with Sidney. She was with another guy.

Interesting.

Gif

Well DAMN at that gif!!

In shorts and t-shirt.

Pouring out a chair.

Black pants.

In bed face down with black shorts.

Peeking out behind the t-shirt.

Sidney looks great. I think he looks even better when he lost some weight. When he injured his jaw and he lost weight, he looked even hotter. But, he still looks awesome. He's nothing like Aaron Rodgers which is refreshing and nice.

Fuck her. May the Rangers destroy her ass.

R399, why "her"?

r399, he is a dude, not a "her."

He is awesome and he also loves his gay friends back in Canada. I read the guy who cuts his hair is gay back in Nova Scotia and Sidney adores him, but I only read this.

R402, well Sidney did say if he hadn't become a hockey player he would've been a hair dresser.

R403, yes, that's true. It would be nice if Sidney had a partner, he is a great guy.

[quote]he is a great guy

(s)he is a cunt.

[quote]well Sidney did say if he hadn't become a hockey player he would've been a hair dresser.

Interesting.

R399/R405, why refer to Crosby as she/her? I can't think of a reason.

[quote](s)he is a cunt.

Any particular reason? You don't say why.

Were you turned down by Sid?

Guess you're not hockey fans. Crosby is a whiny bitch of a player. Always has been, always will be.

R409, but why label him a she? Do you think feminine terms derogatory?

Because she acts like a girl. Sheesh. Want me to break out the flash cards?

This gay gossip site called data lounge has closed out like 3 threads in discussions of Sidney Crosby's ass & they are my spirit animal.

[quote]This gay gossip site called data lounge has closed out like 3 threads in discussions of Sidney Crosby's ass & they are my spirit animal.

Could someone translate this into English, please?

What's so difficult to comprehend R413? If you click on the twitter link you will see a tweet where someone references the DL threads on Crosby's butt.

So straight women are fans of Crosby's butt?

R415, why wouldn't straight women like his butt?

R413, that tweet is not mysterious at all perhaps with the exception of the spirit annual part which only means at DL she's found like minded people about Crosby who can serve as her guides and protectors in this interest.

[quote]This gay gossip site called data lounge has closed out like 3 threads in discussions of Sidney Crosby's ass & they are my spirit animal.

Sidney Crosby is amazing. I agree with R416. She's awesome.

He won an award at the NHL Awards tonight. In the video linked below, you can see how his ass pushes his suit jacket out as he walks and you can see a bit of the ass and thighs. He hugs a girl as his name is announced. I have no idea who she is.

Damn, that's a big fucking ass. I bet his suits have to be specially tailored in the butt area.

Here he is flexing his ass in spandex.

The girl at the awards is his sister, Taylor.

[quote]Damn, that's a big fucking ass. I bet his suits have to be specially tailored in the butt area.

There's a video clip that's been linked here in the past where a woman reporter interviews Sidney and he tells her he has to get his jeans especially tailored to accommodate his big ass.

About a minute into the interview, r422.

[quote]The girl at the awards is his sister, Taylor.

So he takes his sister to the Awards show? That's very sweet & all, but how come a guy like Sid has trouble finding a girl?

Maybe he isn't looking, R424.

Instagram vid of Crosby walking up to get that award.

That's the point, R425.

A successful, wealthy, hot hockey player like Sid should be banging tons of pussy.

I think that gives us a clue as to what's really going on.

r409, I agree and used to hate him, but I cut him some slack after I realized the timing of his career.

He's really the first "next one" to come into the new NHL. Gary Bettman is an evil troll who ruined the game by pandering to corporate and frau interests by taking out fighting without thinking about the consequences.

I still think he and Eric Lindros were treated like shit because they were gay. (I realize Carl didn't help) The league didn't know how to market them. Lindros finally bearded up in 2012, probably as his bank went down.

Hopefully, Crosby has enough money to come out, preferably while he's still playing.

Crosby butt side.

Nice, round shape.

I wonder how many inches it sticks out from his back?

I know this thread is about Sidney, but I love how his competition can give him a run for his money.

Jonathan Toews is supposedly straight.

"supposedly"?

Wow he has a nice ass. Nice pic.

I mean that unlike Sidney, he appears to have some interest in girls and I've read of him being involved with girls on other websites.

R434 Still doesn't explain why he would date alcoholic trash like his current gf.

Jonathan's girlfriend is an alcoholic?

R431, I think you miss this gem

R436 And did coke too apparently.

R437, is that Jonathan?

I know that ass anywhere, that's Toews R439

TOEWS

Toews doesn't have Crosby beat in the ass dept, but he's close.

Sid is aging really, really well too.

I wish I could do a scent test by having both Sid and Jonathan fart on me individually, so I could judge which of those two enormous asses produce the ripest, most luscious fart stink.

You're disgusting, R444.

Even visible when he's wearing a suit:

From J. Crew: the Crosby suit. Look at the description of the Crosby Pant to see how they've adjusted the seat, thigh and leg.

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Thank you to whomever bumped this thread.

I like Sid, but when it comes to the bum, I'm leaning towards Toews.

I'm sure the crew he rolls with make fun of him for it.

Why would they make fun of him for it, R451? It's small compared to Crosby's and not as round or prominent.

R452, They do make fun of Jonathan for his big fat ass like R451 said. Here's a vid of a teammate of his; talking about how big it is.

It's not small at all, it's huge and meaty and while it's not Sid's level of thickness, he's not too far behind. Look at the pictures above too.

R453, which teammate says that Toews has a "gigantic ass" and has him stand up to demonstrate?

I believe that is Patrick Sharp. He's very cute.

R455, thanks! He sure is. Towes may have the butt, but Sharp is dreamy.

Yes it is r455.

Hockey players are known for their fat asses and big thighs (except goalies). That's where they get the quick, powerful acceleration you need on the ice.

This is Joffrey Lupul-gorgeous but oft injured Maple Leaf. Note the thighs.

Two butt pics in one:

Baggy:

ha

Cry baby Crosby. I wonder how many women he drug raped?

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anything new?

R402, Sidney's hairdresser was (not sure if he still is) Fred Connors, he is 'Halifamous.' I heard that a few years ago Sidney flew Fred and his partner to Pittsburgh for a Lady Gaga concert.

I love that he hangs with his hairdresser and wanted to be one himself.

Crosby ain't got NOTHIN'! NOTHIN"!

Check this shit out!

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Crosby's butt is 100 times better than Toew's ass.

New photo of Crosby's ass in tight pants. I'm posting several versions of it the better to appreciate it.

V2 butt.

V3 butt

Bump.

fuckin' hot!!

Bad pic, but some are claiming that's Sidney's girlfriend in this pic.

I think that's Kathy. They are just friends. Kathy has never alluded to him being her boyfriend or show indication she is dating him in her Instagram.

Candid Sid ass.

R478, that's not Sidney. On a Tumblr page they had the full series, and it definitely wasn't Sidney.

More Jonathan Toews.

Amazing ass on the right:

His back must hurt every day.

[quote] His back must hurt every day.

Why?

Toews needs my dick in his arse like yesterday

It's all about Crosby's ass not Toews' relatively small ass. Look at Crosby's ass at R481. There's no comparison.

The butt pic is worth a bump.

His butt should insured.

His butt should be insured.

Sidney grinding his body while warming up. Nice butt.

Full video of the scene.

Sadly there are no butt shots (maybe in out takes?) but here is Sidney manning a Tim Horton's drive thru in Nova Scotia.

Thanks, R491. I hope there are outtakes.

Blurry but big pic.

Is he singing?

I don't think so, R494.

It's on the left.

Is Sidney still very private?

R497 -- check this out. Does he ping to you in this video? The audio is wonky, FYI. But, it's a great video of him.

We've talked about it on DL in the past, but it seems there is very little evidence of a girlfriend in Sid's life after all these years.

The Penguins playing beach volleyball. Brief shot of Crosby serving the ball in swimwear and shirtless at 0:11. Nice ass in blue.

Good Lord, that video is smoking, R500.

Do we still not know anything about Sidney's personal life?

For the past 5 years I have seen people asking whether he has a girlfriend, all to no avail.

New butt shot:

Is that Sidney ^^ ?

Yes, R504. It's from a new Pan-guins videos showing the players working out.

Anyone ever seen a female with Sidney?

[quote] Anyone ever seen a female with Sidney?

Does Sidney count?

Sidney has a friend he associates wth and has for years, but she has a boyfriend. The girls over at talk-sports have talked about her for years, abd still do, and no, they are mot a couple based on posts over there who live in Pitt and follow Sidney religiously. They go to practices and see him out at bars and restaurants. No girlfriend.

Sidney could be bathing in pussy if he wanted to, and yet he never seems to have a girlfriend.

New butt pic in dress pants. From side.

[quote]they are not a couple based on posts over there who live in Pitt

"Pitt" is the nickname of the U of Pittsburgh. "Pgh" is the abbreviation of the city name.

Massive, R510.

How does Sidney's butt compare to Anthony Recker's?

We haven't talked about Sidney as much on DL lately.

[quote] We haven't talked about Sidney as much on DL lately.

Because nothing changes except his beautiful ass.

So is he still without a girlfriend?

Exercise gif.

Thanks, R517.

Gay face and hand.

Gay face and hand 2.

Gay face.

Apparently he and that Kathy are together. I don't know of it's together, together but they are a couple, I suppose.

He looks really skinny now. Kind of sickly.

What happened to him? His face is very gaunt.

R523, is his ass also gaunt?

Your picture did you no favors, R524. He looks sick.

Sidney with Kathy the might 49 gay people were killed and over 50 were shot up. If he's bearding - that's gross.

He's had a few concussions.

Perhaps they're taking a toll.

What happened to him?

He used to look so healthy and fit. I think the word is "robust."

Now he looks ill.

My brother had that look when he was addicted to pain killers. I wonder if Sidney is addicted to Vicodin? Next stop... heroin!

Perhaps he's sick.

His head has taken several blows . . .

His face used to look so much fuller and healthier.

Tehe, R530.

Sidney used to look so good before (photo at link).

Now he looks skinny and creepy.

Short video.

Butt.

Thanks for the video clip, R534.

Young Sidney

So Sidney recently scored his 1,000th career point.

And I still think he's gay.

Is he still without a girlfriend?

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Sidney Crosby diagnosed with concussion

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

PITTSBURGH - The Pittsburgh Penguins say star forward Sidney Crosby has been diagnosed with a concussion and will miss Game 4 of their series with Washington on Wednesday.

Crosby left Monday's playoff game after being cross-checked in the face by Capitals defenceman Matt Niskanen.

More coming.

Is his butt okay?

From another thread.

I wonder if we'll ever see it naked?

r539 word is he has a LTR with a person put on the Pens payroll not that long ago. He does have a relevant profession, but he wouldn't be there without Crosby.

So Crosby has a boyfriend, R545?

That's a munchable butt.

Forget the butt. It's his smegma encased cock you need to worry about.

How do you know he is uncut, R548?

Yes, r546. Allegedly, of course.

Side butt.

Thanks, R551.

Jeans

Jeans 2

Jesus you would need a 12 inch cock just to reach his hole

As Sidney has admitted, his ass is too big to fit in regular jeans.

He needs specially made pants.

[quote] He needs specially made pants.

Who else does that?

[quote]Who else does that?

According to Sidney, the bodies of hockey players have big legs & butts.

So there are probably other hockey players who need special pants.

Recent pic of Sidney Crosby’s legs. Thoughts?

Is Sidney still single?

It's odd that we never hear anything about his romantic life considering what a big NHL star he is.

Pornstache

Sidney poses with a shirtless bear of a man