My first encounter was when I was 15. We were at a Harvest Festival and we were all given Sasquatch Pie. I still say Pumpkin is the best and this was just a poor substitute.
It was New Orleans in 2004 during Southern Decadence. I was really drunk (I thin k he was too) and I kept catching him looking at me. He followed me from Oz to Lafitte''s and we started making out on the balcony. He had really bad breath.\
I said I was going in to use the rest room and I ducked out. Later on that evening (well, morning, by then) I ran into him at Rawhide and I blew him on the pool table while a bunch of leprechauns and a smurf looked on.
OMG, R2, I was one of the leprechauns!!! What a small world. That Sasquatch had terrible body odor but I do like ''em hairy. From the looks of it, you give great head, as I recall. \
That smurf was really obnoxious. He kept rubbing his little pee-pee against me.
omg i think i remember r4''s show. i remember one came up to the winow while these people we at a cabin. gave me nightmares!
Is it this clip R6? Mysterious Monsters freaked out a lot of us.
A gas station parking lot after midnight ... a pickup truck with discarded McDonalds hamburger wrappers littering the backseat floor ... no lube ... it was horrible ... I was picking the hairs out of my teeth for weeks after ...
History''s "Monster Quest" has done quite a few Sasquatch stories.
Camping trip in July 1977 on Mt. Rainier, WA. I spent each night expecting Bigfoot to steal me out of the tent.%0D\
To this day I can''t watch any of those monster shows on Sasquatch. I''m a bit phobic about the whole thing.
Is anyone watching "Finding Bigfoot"? Apparently, they never do.
Bigfoot tell me true
Sasquatch raped me!
Funny you should mention this. Last weekend I drove to Chicago from the east coast. At 2AM I began to get sleepy, so, I pulled over into this wooded area and fell asleep. About 2 hours later, I awoke to the sound of heavy crunchy footsteps, and when I looked out my window, I saw this huge, hungry-looking, hairy figure staring at me like I was lunch. I was so alarmed, I shouted, "Fuck me!". At that, he ran away.
Vancouver Island is Mecca for Sasquatch, R32. I am surprised you didn''t see any.
There''s a town in Oregon where it''s illegal to shoot Sasquatch.
Sasquatch now works for the TSA.
Sasquatch will soon appear on "The A-List."
If Nyasha can do it, so can Bigfoot
It spawned and has a reality show.
Bigfoot is the ultimate Bear.
Back before you had to pump your own gas (ugh!) I was running quite low and stopped late one night at a filling station just outside Randle (WA.) Surprised to see the lights on. I mean, you can''t get more in the boondocks than Randle, WA. Even more surprised to see a full-grown male (you could tell) Sasquatch come out of the repair area and around to my window. He leaned down but didn''t say anything. (Can they even talk?) I wasn''t so much frightened as stunned and said, "Fill ''er up with regular, please," which he proceeded to do. He even ran the credit card and returned it to me after I signed. Then he then shuffled back to whatever he had been doing in the shop. Still curious, but not stupid, I drove away. NEVER told anyone about this until tonight!
I'd rather talk about Sasquatch than politics any day.
For laughs, my partner and I used to get stoned and watch the various Sasquatch and other cryptozoology videos on Youtube together. I work nights, and it was not so funny when I came home in the morning to his still-scared Mary!-moment..We live in a mid-atlantic rural area, surrounded by pretty much nothing but deciduous forest.
I was greeted by a wild tale of noises heard outside, in the middle of the night - including, 'weird moans', and branches beat against trees, rhythmically - answering each other, back and forth - from out back. The one trash barrel outside was turned over, but I found no other evidence. He insists it happened, to this day (though he saw nothing, he was literally hiding) - but we no longer go to Youtube and laugh at such things.
Mitt Romney thinks Bigfoot is a hoax.
Didn't he eat your turkey meatballs too?
Sasquatch is a known throughout the Northwest as the cuntiest cunt that ever cunted!