Breaking news: Canadian PM reveals his penis is tiny

"Yes, it''s true. I am barely a man," Harper admitted to the media scrum, demonstrating his penile size with his two fingers.

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• Coincidentally, that''s also how much he cares about personal rights.

• Small penis. Overcompensation. Penis envy. Believes he won''t be desired by both men and women. No wonder he became such a conservative.

• Harper further added, "Fortunately for me, my wife is a lesbian. Also, does anyone have Katy Perry''s number? Apparently she digs small-penised persons."

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• At least he''s not blaming it on shrinkage.

  Mais oui, il fait froid aujourd''hui.

• awe