It is rumored that Osama had a huge piece for a penis.

The physician on board the ship where the autopsy was done, said Osama''s penis was a work of art and he was lucky to have been shot in the head and not in the balls. His feet were quite large, but not nearly in proportion to his luxuriantly large penis. If his feet has been proportionate to his penis, the doctor speculated, Osama my be the second coming of Jesus, because he could have surfed without a board.\ \ I guess that is why the guy was almost always smiling, rich, tall and hung.

• Here he is as a teenager, on vacation with his family in Sweden. Check out the queen two to the left of him.

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• OP, honey, stop reading The Globe and get back to work.

• I''d be pissed off if that was my pink car.\ \ And why ain''t them gals wearing those veils ''n'' shit?

• Accprdimg to reports he was longer rich, was. Cash strapped and lived in isolation.\ \ \ \ \ Yeah! That''s some life.

• I''ve seen that picture before and it''s just heartbreaking. They look like such a (huge) happy family. How sad that Osama went all jihad on us.

• *no* longer

• There was no autopsy.

• Please tell me this thread is not going to make it.

• OP, and you are quoting .... who? What authority? Which newspaper or news source? Sounds as if your not-so-fertile-imagination is going through a drought or lost somewhere in the desert with all of your other fantasties.%0D\ %0D\ If you''re going to start a silly thread like this, at least be able to qualify yourself. People like you are a waste of time and contribute nothing.

  No Camel Jock Here

• It''s well known that bin Laden had serious Tiny Meat, hence his obsession with power and vengeance.

• He was average. Trust us.%0D\ %0D\ His bravado was much bigger than his penis.

  Bin Laden''s three wives who lived with him in Pakistan

• Why would the doctor have to "speculate" if he did the autopsy, OP? You sound stupid and full of shit.

• This is so silly.

• Why do people always mix up "Osama" with "Obama"?

  Michelle Obama, walking bowlegged

• R1, that''s a interesting picture. They all look really happy, none of the women are wearing headscarves, and one has a short sleeved sweater, even though it looks like it''s cold enough for them all to be wearing sweaters. So they must have been a pretty liberal Muslim family. What happened?

• The whole family looks so happy and western, if I may say so, in R1''s link. What the hell happened?%0D\ %0D\ Was there some tragedy? Did the whole family go orthodox or just Osama? Admittedly, I know nothing about Osama Bin Laden and could probably just google this stuff.%0D\ %0D\ How strange.

• One of his brothers said in an interview that Osama was the only one who took an interest in religion and all. I guess they were pretty assimilated, they all lived and studied abroad.\ \ Religion is the worst thing of all. The cancer of humanity.

• What happened? While in college in Jedda, Osama fell under the spell of radical professors. It''s no different than what happens here when young students fall pretty to Jerry Fallwells and Robert Borks.

• R15/R16, they were actually typical of Middle Eastern families in those days. You wouldn''t be hard-pressed to find girls who dressed like Marcia Brady. Movies made in Egypt and Syria in the 50s would surprise you. \ \ Supposedly, the problems started with the wars/dictatorships/massive corruption. I guess people thought they pissed off God.

• Oops. I meant "fall prey."

  R18

• There''s one born every minute.

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• 22 of his 54 siblings.

• I really hope those 54 siblings didn''t come out of the same vagina.

• "Religion is the worst thing of all. The cancer of humanity."%0D\ %0D\ I agree,R17! Although there are exceptions (Buddhism).%0D\ %0D\ Imagine a world where Christianity never existed. One can only dream.

• Once Momma Osama popped, she couldn''t stop!

• [quote]Once Momma Osama popped, she couldn''t stop!\ \ Fuck her right in the ass.

  Michelle Duggar

• I''ve heard the pictures of his penis may be released to medical schools. It was sheer good fortune this vessel had a cinemascope camera onboard. These monsters never look as good when photographed in sections and electronically manipulated for a full view. The poor camera man is still recovering from eye strain due to shock and failure to blink. Just think if it was a gay camera man, we might be attending his funeral today.

• lol

• OP, is it twue the quran was Tattooed on Osama''s penis in 8 languages? This would make his unit worthy for preservation. It might serve as a "Rosetta Stone" eons from today for those trying to decipher a long unspoken language.

• Who fucking cares?

• You heard the rumor wrong. Osama is a big prick.

• Now we may hear rumors about Osama's son-in-law who is now in custody. That story just hit today.

• Osama's son-in-law was captured in Jordan and is now in U.S. custody. He has been flown to NYC.

• A former spokesman for al-Qaeda and son-in-law of its founder, Osama bin Laden, has been captured overseas and is being brought to the United States, where he is expected to face trial in New York, U.S. officials said. Sulaiman Abu Ghaith was initially detained in Turkey but was taken into U.S. custody in Jordan while he was in the process of being deported to Kuwait, according to U.S. officials. They spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the case. Abu Ghaith would become the closest relative of bin Laden — who was killed two years ago by U.S. commandos in Pakistan — to face trial in an American court. Abu Ghaith, who married one of bin Laden’s daughters, appeared in videos that surfaced after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks celebrating the success of that terrorist plot and warning of additional strikes. The case also marks a rare instance under the Obama administration in which a terrorism suspect has been captured and taken into U.S. custody. Officials at the FBI, the CIA and the White House declined comment Thursday, but a statement released by Rep. Peter King (R-N.Y.) praised the Obama administration for the apprehension of Abu Ghaith.

• Abu Ghaith, a native of Kuwait, was part of a group of al-Qaeda operatives who were held under a form of house arrest in Iran for several years. Reports in the Turkish press on Thursday said Abu Ghaith had entered Turkey on a forged Saudi passport and was detained by authorities there after the Turkish government received a tip from the CIA. Turkey then moved to deport Abu Ghaith, who was taken into U.S. custody in Jordan, according to the reports.

• Big meat give a guy confidence. I've met very few shrinking violets with enough meat for the poor. When you think about it, Osamba was tall enough to fuck a camel on its knees, so he would need a camel sized penis to satisfy the animal, besides, now he has all those virgins to satisfy.

• Will Abu Ghaith talk? He has info about a lot of al-Qaeda operatives hiding in Iran. Operatives that we want. Will he be offered a deal?

• I think his penis was small. The reason why he hated the twin towers is because they reminded him of big American phaluses, free up in the air for all to see.

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• Christ on a cross, I thought at first I read, "Obama"..."has". Tee-hee!

  Oldster who needs glasses

• "Not guilty" was Abu Ghaith plea in court this morning. There must have been a lot of security around that courthouse.