Tonight on SVU: Guest Star John Stamos Asks Christopher Meloni ''Why Do You Have Such A Hard-On For Me?''

Tonight on Law & Order SVU John Stamos plays a sexual predator.\ \ At one point during an intense interrogation John Stamos character asks Stabler ''Why Do You Have Such A Hard-On For Me?''\ \ Why would be ask something like that?

• Are you as stupid as you seem to others ?

• Stupid thread, OP.

• I cant wait to watch this!

• Why is it stupid? This is what John Stamos will say in tonight''s episode/

• Lori Singer (Footloose) and Noelle Beck (ATWT) will both play women involved with Stamos character.\ \ I''ll give you one hint. Lorenna Bobbit

• I just may have to watch this now.... if only for the eye candy.\ \ What time, OP. NBC or USA network?

• NBC at 10PM, 9PM central

• Well, I''ll be watching for Lori Singer.\ \ Wonder if she''s still beautiful?

  1 of the gals

• [quote]Why would be ask something like that?\ \ Because Christopher Meloni drools over every attractive male guest star.

• Stamos''s character asks Stabler why he has such a hard on for him, and Stabler says it%E2%80%99s because Ken can%E2%80%99t keep his out of ususpecting women.%0D\ %0D\ I saw the episode, it was BAD. I mean really bad. One of SVU''s worst. %0D\ %0D\ And R5 you re wrong - do NOT think of Lorenna Bobbit. Yes there was a knife involved but it wasn''t his penis that got it.

• R10 you obviously were not listening to Noelle Beck''s soliloquy at the end of that episode. She makes direct reference to what she was planning on doing originally.

• So, it''s a repeat?

• No it is not a repeat. Some of us Dlers had a chance to watch it in advance

• R13 is giving himself too much credit. L&O: SVU airs on Tuesday nights in Canada so you can watch it online a day early.

• MASSIVE FAIL, OP!!

• [quote] MASSIVE FAIL\ \ why do you say that?

• Please, everyone knows that Stabler only gets hard for barely legal twinks.

• [quote]I saw the episode, it was BAD. I mean really bad. One of SVU''s worst. %0D\ %0D\ Worse than Very Special Guest Star Shohreh Agdashloo?

  The Voice of the Night

• I had to go back and watch the opening credits again to recognize Lori Singer. I had to Google Noelle Beck and still can''t figure out why she''s familiar, other than appearing as a different character in season one.\ \ This episode falls somewhere between "so bad it''s fun to mock" and "so bad it''s unwatchable."

• I''ve never understood this expression. Having a hard on for someone should mean that you like that person. Why is it used to denote that someone hates you?%0D\ %0D\ Same with "stepped in shit." You would think "stepped in shit" meant someone had bad luck. Instead, it means they were lucky.

• Why Do You Have Such A Hard-On For Me? = "you really want to ass-fuck me, don''t you, you queer?", and it''s said 100 percent of the time to straight guys (or closeted guys) to diminish their manliness. In other words, it''s a homophobic slur. Where have you been, op and R20?\ \ \ His character says it to Stabler, not to Huang, who''d say, "yes, John Stamos'' character, I do have a hard-on for you." Stamos'' character would never be scripted to say to gay psychiatrist Huang. That''s a bit too close for comfort (cuz we have to be sure the defendant is straight!!!!).

• Now I need to see Chris Meloni fucking the hell out of John Stamos.\ \ The rest of you getting caught up on intricacies are ridiculous and missing the point.

• Yes, Voice of the Night, far worse. Honestly, the writing is so ridiculous and the performances are so bad that it''s hilarious. I say, watch it.

• Stamos: ''Why Do You Have Such A Hard-On For Me?''\ \ Meloni: C''mon Dorothy...are you new here? I''ve been in Oz and I''ve exposed the crevices of my yellow brick road on camera before.

  Glinda

• We need to get Lee Tergesen back on SVU- this time as a fellow detective! Then watch the fireworks as the boys can''t take their hands off each other, just like the old days of "OZ"!

  Herb Ritzcracker

• It was a stupid episode, not one of the worst though. Lori Singer looks good - haven''t seen her in a long time. John Stamos just doesn''t seem to age. Chris Meloni always has better chemistry with the male guest stars.

• Speed Weed should be banished from the set and never given another opportunity to write a single episode of this series. He is a hack.\ \ The guy who played the gym teacher in the opening was hawt. Who is he?\ \ The Asian tech guy is no BD Wong.\ \ Stamos looked great. Meloni is sex-on-a-stick. I would love to see the two of them together. As in "together" together. On my bed.\ \ Mariska has the charisma of a dead hammerhead shark. She was out-acted by the WASP knife and a blue baby.

• She really seems to be going through the motions in the most recent episodes. Don''t get me wrong, love her. But the show is way past its prime.

• [quote]Chris Meloni always has better chemistry with the male guest stars.\ \ No surprise there.\ \ And R23 is right. It was the worst episode ever. SVU has hit an all time low. Lori Singer was unrecognizable.

• It pissed me off that the cops to apparently just forget that the spic nanny fucking PRAYED FOR HELP instead of actually calling the goddamn cops. \ \ Not to mention that she lied about Stamos being over at the house, only admitting it when she was completely busted.\ \ Hello? Charge her retarded religious ass with negligence, chiod endangerment, obstructing an investigation, accessory after the fact, etc etc!!!

  sorry for the redundancy (retarded religious)

• Having a hard on in this context is not a sexual reference.\ \ It''s used to mean someone is out to get the other person, and not in a sexual way. Usually guys say it about authority figures, such as when they''re bitching about a boss being unrelenting.\ \ Stamos'' character meant that Meloni''s character had singled him out and was being extremely tough on him.

• [quote]...the spic nanny...\ \ You are fucking ridiculous, R30. It''s 2011 -- who talks like this? You sound like you''re in the movie Serpico.

• We know that, R31. But they could have said it differently. They used this expression because the writers were probably just having fun with Meloni''s character.

• Pure conjecture, R33.\ \ This show is so awful, I would never give the writers that much credit.

• I agree, R34. The show is awful and the writers wouldn''t be able to write a decent episode if their life depended on it but they are not stupid. They know all the gossip surrounding Meloni and Hargitay and SVU in general. I can see them having fun throwing in lines like this. \ \ The episode with Tergesen is a great example. There was no need to get Meloni and Tergesen so close in the interrogation room but they did it because they knew the fans wanted it. The have been pandering to the fans for a couple of seasons now. That''s why this show has become so unwatchable.

• I fell asleep after they showed birth certificates for his 20 kids. How did it end?

• R36. Me too!

• One of the few episodes this season where one of the two leads didn''t leave to attend a conference or go out of state to transport a criminal back to the city.

• "To have a hard-on for someone" means to be out to get someone.

• Speed Weed should be beaten with sticks.%0D\ %0D\ I was glad Noelle Beck managed to maintain her dignity, but that''s about it as far as good things to say about the episode.%0D\ %0D\ Oh, and they gave Kathy Brier some work. I think she''s back in Llanview this week too, I guess for the last time.

  The Voice of the Night

• This episode was so LOL. It became an all-out joke when the detectives rounded up all the baby mamas and lined them up inside the police station. Meloni and Stamos DID have good chem though.

• [quote] I had to Google Noelle Beck and still can''t figure out why she''s familiar\ \ She played Lily on As The World Turns

• R41, I burst out laughing at that scene. This was truly the worst episode of SVU I''ve ever seen. It seemed like John Stamos was in on the joke though.

  The Pinpricked Condom

• Speed Weed? Who the fuck is Speed Weed? What a totally cheesy fake name.\ \ I gather the asshole smokes weed?!

• It is the poor man''s real name. His parents were druggies.

• I bet his parents were better writers. Who wouldn''t be?

• Stamos saying ''hard-on'' to Meloni was enough for me; thanks for posting, OP.%0D

• The episode was awesome you know there are people out there like that.

• The rumors about Meloni and Tergesen on OZ years ago started when they were 2 overly serious, theatre-trained actors who insisted on getting very "Method" in their roles (even while realizing what low-budget cheese OZ really was.) Whatever their sexual histories or orientations were before then, both men advanced from acting out their passion for each other to experiencing it offscreen as well. Lovers? Fuckbuddies? Boyfriends? Straight men experimenting for the sake of art? We'll never know for sure. But they weren't always discreet, on or offset, and many people can attest to witnessing their homosex hijinks. I understand they're still close friends.