Breaking News:\

All mini-marts, hotels and 7-11''s will be closed due to a death in the family.

Sam
• Har Har Har.

• Thank you, come again!

• Good one, OP. There is a mini-mart in the next town that isn''t owned or operated by anyone from the Mid-East. It''s the only one I know of.

• F&F.\ \ Webbie, delete this racist thread immediately!

• I know all those brown people look alike to you darling, but the hotels are all owned by [bold]INDIANS[/bold], who are primarily [bold]HINDU[/bold]. Gandhi, cow-worship, elephant gods, ring a bell? Hell, there''s billions of brown people on the planet who aren''t Muslim a-tall. \ \ Now please go back to fucking your cousin in the trailer park, where you belong.

• What happened??

• We May Doze, But We Never Close.

  WaWa

• Obviously the OP is not from New York.

• When a Hindu man in India marries, on the wedding night he peels off his wife''s Red Dot to reveal if he has won a taxi, doughnut franchise, or hotel in the US. If there is nothing, he will continue to work at the Call Center helping Americans with their tech problems.

  Gupta from "Outsourced"

• This thread is a freeper racist bonanza!

• Yes, nothing like the death of a Saudi lunatic Luddite demagogue murderer to unite Americans on the DL in ridiculing Indian merchants and hoteliers, being confused with Pakistani merchants and hoteliers, being confused with Mideast lunatic Luddite demagogue murderers. Or not.\ \ Here''s wondering about those dirty nukes supposedly scattered across North America in the event of Bin Laden''s demise.

• [quote]I know all those brown people look alike to you darling\ \ Can you freaks please give the "brown people" thing a rest.

• OP = Gilbert Gottfried

  How''s unemployment treating you?

• op is an idiot.

• R14 would be upset if OP said Grossinger''s Deli is owned by a Jew. He doesn''t want people to state the obvious.

• R9 LOL I''m laughing so hard it hurts. You%E2%80%99re terrifically funny because it is so true what you are saying.

• Geez, would all you PC queens and dykes please lighten the hell up.

  I LOL''d, OP.

• I hear that those red dots taste even better than the candy dots.

• awe