A guy I used to work with who identifies as straight told me he''d tried, but couldn''t quite manage it.\
Of course, after a few drinks I''d occasionally find him sucking on my cock, so draw your own conclusions.
A straight friend of mine, after a few drinks, confessed that he did at least once a week. He was really enthusiastic about it, LOL.\
After a few more drinks, I started saying I didn''t believe he was big enough for that to be possible so he even whipped it out. Soft, of course. I believed him then: It was big.\
So I tried to convince him that if he enjoyed doing it to himself, he''d like blowing someone else, too. Almost had him convinced to try it, but he just couldn''t go through with it.
R2 for some reason your post just made me roar out loud - and I needed that - I just got fired today, so thanks. b/t/w - every straight guy I know has admitted to trying at least to suck his own cock.
"b/t/w - every straight guy I know has admitted to trying at least to suck his own cock."\
That must have been an interesting conversation with your dad.
Every guy--straight and gay--has tried to suck his own cock. Only a few succeed. Dammit.%0D\
But thankfully, it''s so easy to suck others--straight and gay.
yes r4 i neglected to say I was in fact exaggerating - didn''t think I needed to actually point it out - no I never had that conversation with my dad (who just passed in October) and yes in fact every straight man I know has not admitted to trying to suck his own cock - like I said, needed a laugh because I just lost my dream job today - thanks for being a cunt - can always count on that
straight guys LOVE dicks, their own, that is. If straights could Marry, Fuck, And suck their own dicks, they would. I''m not talking about gay4pay fucks, I''m talking about straights, they really just look for pussy as a compliment for the most important thing - their DICKS!
I had a dream that I was. . . and I''m a woman.
duh of course they do
The miniscule percentage who can
I had a friend in HS who claimed he could. One night when he slept over at my house I dared him to do it in front of me. He had said he could suck it, but it was more a case of being able to give the head of his cock a good licking. %0D
A lot of them joke around and say that if they had the gift of being able to suck their own cock, they''d never leave their house again.\
I''ve only known one who claimed he actually did it one night, but only for a few seconds and he said his lower back was sore for a week afterwards!
Men - straight or gay - LOVE their dicks. Obsessed with it.
The only time a straight sucks his own cock is when his boyfriend is out of town.
"Only a few succeed" Because they don''t try. I was a totally out of shape couch potato with a small dick and I was able to do it with practice. I think anyone can.
Porn star Ron Jeremy has said he can - or could when he was younger and thinner. I would bet every man, straight and gay, has tried to do it.\
When I was younger I could get the head in my mouth, but it was a LOT of work and not very satisfying. It''s like trying to tickle yourself - it just doesn''t really work.
Ron Jeremy''s belly is so huge that I wonder if he stopped seeing his "little brother" down there years and years ago. \
It will take him years of training in cirque du soleil to do the trick - self-suck - after losing all the lard on his belly.
In my late teens I trained (a bit) in dance, which required a lot of stretching, so I was pretty limber then, and could suck myself. I started with just being able to lick the head, but gradually progressed to being able to go nose to nuts. An (unrelated) back injury put an end to it.\
I was pretending to be straight at the time. Does that qualify as on topic?
I did when I wae younger I was able to get it my mouth,Looved it and drink my cumm. But now I'm older I can't get in my mouth but I put my legs over my head and jerk off and cumm in my mouth.Still like it.
R22, linky stinky
i wear jeans and put my cock through the fly to hold my dick up and sit in a chair and i'm fat and i can suckmy own cock
Your cock or neck has to be long enough too or you'll snap your spine.
i use to all the time when i was younger it was great loved the cum