Which celebrities have unusual bodies or features?
I''ll start with the obvious Reese Witherspoon witch chin and McBongo''s T-Rex arms.
Rumor Willis obviously owns this thread.
Oh please. A thread full of nitpicking and highlighting things that not even noticeable to mentally healthy people.
Daryl Hannah is either missing a finger or part of a finger, can''t recall which.
Renee Zellweger, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, all members of the Squinty-Eyed Hollywood Elite.
John Stamos and his fucked up belly button.\
Gerard Butler''s titties are weird
Would Jennifer Lopez''s gigantic planetoid ass count as unusual feature?
Jessica Simpson is long waisted. When people talk about her figure, they usually discuss her tits or her weight. She has quite short legs in proportion to her torso and doesn''t know how to dress accordingly.
Kristen Chenoweth - that little gasdbag has a mouth so wide she could eat a banana sideways...
The blonde cylon, Tricia Helfer, from Battlestar has webbed toes and is an advocate for people with webbed toes being cool with their deformities. I always thought that was kinda awesome.\
Quote: We also heard you have webbed toes. "I do! I''d mentioned it before and then had all these doctors hounding my agents offering to fix them. But I don''t want them fixed. I like my toes! It''s just the second and third toe, not the whole foot."
r8''s description fits Cameron Diaz as well.
Ashton Kutcher has webbed toes as well.
Rumer Willis - THE CHIN\
Kelly Osbourne - OINK OINK
Ida Lupino had no lower teeth, she was born that way.
Chris Meloni''s football shaped head
Marty Feldman''s bulging eyes. Bob Hope and Carol Burnett chins. Streisand nose and crossed eyes. Willem Defoe teeth. Lauren Hutten teeth.
Julia Roberts'' mouth. Barack Obama''s ears. Sarah Jessica Parker horseface.
David Bowie and Kate Bosworth''s eyes don''t match (Bowie has one permanently dilated pupil - Bosworth''s are separate colors)\
Martha Raye''s mouth (anybody remember her?) Fred Astaire''s skinny face w/pointy chin and doe eyes.\
Jim Nabors weird assymetrical face (or weird mouth?)
[quote]Oh please. A thread full of nitpicking and highlighting things that not even noticeable to mentally healthy people.%0D\
Please, remember where you are! Mental sanity is not the norm round here!
R2 must be new here.%0D\
R13. Everyone is born with no lower teeth.
Jay Leno''s enormous chin.
Lindsay Lohan''s bellybutton is weirdly high up.
Elijah Wood''s creepy big blue eyes and little chicklet teeth with the gap in front%0D\
W.C. Fields and Karl Malden had bulbous noses.
Tom Cruise''s odd torso - very wide and chestless.
Sherri Sheperd from the neck down.
Don''t you mean stomachless?
r22... large blue eyes are "creepy?\
who programmed you?
Angelina Jolie. Chicken legs, no ass, funny head.
Don''t know about Karl Malden, but WC Fields had a classic drinker''s strawberry nose. Acquired, rather than congenital.
True, R21. And she has no hips.
Gabourey Sidibe. Not one feature, more like the whole enchilada.
Susan Sarandon''s bug eyes%0D\
Steve Buscemi''s bug eyes and pointy teeth
I tend to pay attention to hands.%0D\
Vince Vaughn has what looks like a club thumb on one hand. %0D\
Sam Rockwell has crooked fingers on one hand - his middle and ring finger are very oddly jointed. %0D\
And I think Jeremy Renner has very odd looking hands, but I can''t really specify what seem unusual about them. His fingers are all thick, his fingertips look like pads, and his joints look arthritic.
Most politicians are ugly, on the inside and the outside.
Jamie Curtis owns this thread!
You call it corn. We call it maize
Scroll through this link from the ''Prince William''s life in pictures'' thread. His horrible nose is revealed in the last few pictures:
Anne Hathaway''s mismatched facial features.%0D\
She looks great from a distance or a side-view.%0D\
Amanday Seyfried''s hyperthyroid, bulging eyes and knock-knees.
Amanda Seyfried does have very big eyes, but they still don''t make her look ugly. When taken as a whole, she is still pretty.\
Anne Hathaway, on the other hand, has FREAKISHLY huge eyes and mouth(among other problems), and just an overall grotesque/repellent looking face. It''s like she was given a very over sized version of each. Mrs. Potato Head, indeed.
Chandler Bing is missing a fingertip
Jack Nicholson has a really crooked pinky finger, like it was broken at one point and didn''t heal properly.
Well he did take a nasty fall into a vat of acid.
Channing Tatum''s ears stick out. Ditto Will Smith.%0D\
I always thought Patrick Swayze had tard face.%0D\
(May he R.I.P.)%0D\
Kirsten Dunst has a snaggle tooth.%0D\
Meryl Streep has a crooked nose.%0D\
Madonna has a gap between her teeth.%0D\
Helen Hunt has a huge forhead.%0D\
Keira Knightly is flat as a board%0D\
Robin Williams is hairier than Sasquatch.%0D\
Tom Cruise''s teeth are off kilter.%0D\
R43, Meryl has a big secret. So does Glenn.
Donald Trump''s turkey neck and birdie lips, of course his hair.
Megan Fox and her weird thumbs\
Christina Aguilera is knob kneed
Joaquin Phoenix - his whole body
Doesn''t Sharon Stone have a weird extra toe or something?
Mark Wahlberg and his third nipple.
[quote]Megan Fox and her weird thumbs%0D\
Oh my gosh, yes! She has the most bizarre redneck-ish thumbs.
Milton Berle''s legendary enormous penis.
Shannen Doherty''s lopsided face - her right eye is lower than her left.
R13, if Ida Lupino had no lower teeth, it explains her becoming popular in her day.
Levi Johnston''s disappointingly flat ass.
[quote]Lindsay Lohan''s bellybutton is weirdly high up.\
So does Dolph Lundgren.
Minnie Driver''s enormous cube-shaped head.
[quote]Renee Zellweger, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, all members of the Squinty-Eyed Hollywood Elite.\
At least they *have* eyes!
Paris Hilton''s wonk eye
Paris Hilton''s wonk eye
Paris Hilton''s nose
Magaret Cho very short pinky fingers own this thread.
anthony recker''s crazily huge ass
What''s unusual about Anthony Recker''s ass, R61?
So what''s unusual about Recker''s ass?
Doesn''t Paris Hilton have a sixth toe on one of her feet? Sorry, can''t be bothered to look it up, but I''m sure I saw a photo on D Listed or the like a few years ago.
Kim Kardashians huge ass\
Tom Cruise''s womanly hips and sloping shoulders. He is shaped like a woman and looks like a middle-aged lesbian.\
Dina Lohan''s tiny nose and over-lifted eyebrows.\
Britney Spears'' thick neck.\
Posh Beckham''s piggy nose.\
Natalie Portman''s huge, square gummy smile. She shows all of her teeth whenever she smiles or laughs.\
Barbara Hershey''s melting face.\
Christopher Walken''s eyes.
David Bowie''s one blue eye, one green eye.\
Kate Bosworth''s eyes, one of her blue eyes has a huge brown spot.
David Arquette''s calves
Robert Pattinson''s flat face and crooked nose.
Diane Lane is another one with different colored eyes.
Katie Holmes'' thick, tree-trunk legs and cankles. The rest of her is skinny until you get to the legs.
Mila Kunis also has different colored eyes.
R65 , not sure about a 6th toe, but her feet are huge, like she could use canoes as shoes.
Owen Wilson''s nose.%0D\
Jennifer Gardner''s pinky toe.
Donna, Michele, and Joan all look like whores.
Constance McCashin, doing Flips for some chocolate covered pretzels
[quote]Renee Zellweger, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, all members of the Squinty-Eyed Hollywood Elite.\
Richard Gere is the president of the Squinty-Eyed Hollywood Elite.
Angelina Jolie''s freakishly long limbs\
Brad Pitt''s large nostrils and back in the 90''s he used to have bad acne scars...
Tom Yorke(singer of Radiohead) was born with his eyes fixed shut.\
He had 6 operation before he was 6.
Maybe it''s just me but Ben Stiller seems to have an oddly shaped body, just like his dad, Jerry. I can''t quite put my finger on it...arms too long, trunk too long, legs to short...???
chris meloni''s big ass
Adrien Brody''s nose has its own ZIPcode.
Kely Ripa''s anorexic boy body.
For some reason, this thread is really creeping me out. I''m seeing all of these celebrities in my minds eye with their deformities advancing on me in a crowd. To do what, I don''t know, but I''m skeeeered!
I don''t think it''s creepy. DLers are very apt at finding flaws if not in themselves.
Michelle Obama owns this thread.
Marion Cotillard has a prosthetic foot.
Shannen Doherty''s annoyingly uneven Picasso face.\
Gwyneth Paltrow''s large feet and long, prawn-like toes.\
Matt Damon''s block head and big-assed soup cooling lips.\
Baseball player Ryan Howard''s pig snout of a nose.
John Nettles'' five nipples.
What''s so unusual about Anthony Recker''s "crazily huge ass"?
Howard Stern''s trophy wife Beth Ostrosky has horrible posture, a boy''s body, increasingly-squinty eyes, a big, Joker smile, and size 13 clompers.
Alison Stern, who loved Howard long before he made a million dollars
I agree with the first post: Rumer JUGJAW Willis owns this thread.\
And to think her granny mama and closeted dad keep shoving this talentless FUGSTAIN on the public''s lap.
Penelope Cruz features, bug poppy eyes with one lower than the other one and droppy, a wart in the left side of her nose and overal disproportionate features,no space between nose and huge mouth, looks like a cross between a duck and a boston terrier. And appart from that enormous dumbo ears and boxy torso.
Sara Michelle Gellar''s horrible eyebrows and pigsnout nose.\
Her brows go straight across and BEG to be plucked ever so slightly in the middle to give them an arch. \
And Gellar''s nose is just unspeakable.\
Kate Middleton has the same brow problem. I''m not asking for stripper brows-- no one wants that! Just feminize them a bit.
The Eyebrow Troll
Marty Feldman''s bulging eyes were due to a thyroid condition (Graves'' Disease)%0D\
I once saw a "before and after" pic of him - the difference was quite pronounced...
Dennis Rodman has even weirder ears than Will Smith.%0D\
Giada DiLaurentiis has twice as many teeth as a normal person, and that square rictus-like smile shows every one of them.%0D\
Minnie Driver is not a cube-head, she''s a MELON HEAD.%0D\
Julia Roberts has practically no space between her upper lip and her nose.
Anyone got a pic of Meghan Fox''s thumbs?
Taylor Lautner''s cave-man eyes and pig nose.
While we can usually point to Reese Witherspoon''s pointy chin for a thread like this, as of this afternoon she has a few dents in her thigh bone and elbow that suddenly appeared after meeting up with a car driven by a little old lady.
Geena Davis has a mouth the size of Montana.
"And I think Jeremy Renner has very odd looking hands, but I can't really specify what seem unusual about them. His fingers are all thick, his fingertips look like pads, and his joints look arthritic."
YES YES YES!!! He has alien fingers! Gross! Its all I could keep staring at while watching MI:Ghost Protocol
Michael Kors' navel protrudes more than his most prominent erections.
Yuck R110. Isn't there some surgery to take care of that?
Kors belly button looks like an alien appendage.
Shannen Doherty's horrid Picasso face. One eye seems to be noticeably higher than the other; plus her jawline and bite are extremely uneven.
Ewww r110, are we sure that isn't a parasitic twin?
Tom Cruise's bizarre chest - it's always been very low on his body. It's just very strange to me. And please don't say it's age - his chest has been weird in every movie he's been shirtless in since he was a kid.
No, R115; that's his navel. He MARRIED his parasitic twin.
I agree with R116 about Tom Cruise's chest. I used to think he was sexy, but even then his chest seemed weird and low slung to me, along with his shoulders. I loved his ass and his cute face. Pity about the lunacy.
Will Kor's belly button attack someone in an Aliens prequel?
Jerry Stiller's lumpy belly, Patricia Heaton's perpetually shrugged shoulders.
Isabel Sanford's long straight white girl like hair.
Barack Obama and Jerry Ford have faces like Gorillas
What is the secret, [R44] , that Streep and Close have regarding their noses?
Elizabeth Hurley's joker mouth. Joan Collins and Heather Mills have that same "English deformity" you can spot on a lot of the woman up there. Long space between bottom of nose and top lip. So horsey.
Jennifer Aniston has short, stumpy legs and a long torso. So does her finance.
Ben Stiller's ears slung too low on skull.
Bar Rafaeli has odd long torso and no waist.
Kristen Stewart has odd jaw, chin and teeth.
Charlize Theron flat, wide feet.
Gwyneth Paltrow long toes and no ass.
Courtney Love, Kennedy-esque jowls, sloppy mouth
Kate Winslet, Englishy mouth deformity, apparent when smiling
Ted Danson's Frankenstein heas,
Elizabeth Taylor double row of eyelashes
Harry Potter Radcliffe, Diana of Wales and Toby McGuire blue buggy eyes.
Madonna, early days, weird bottom of nose to top lip ratio.
Christie Turlington,big horse face, botched nose job.
Linda Evangelista, penis shaped nose
Jay Z lack of eyebrow bone. Diddy big jaw and misaligned teeth
Celine Dion, too long space between nose and flat top lip.
Paul McCartney, slit like hole for mouth, round button eyes.
Christina Ugulara, depressed naso-labial area. Ditto for one of the Kris Jenner girls. Looks like old lady with dentures removed, sunken in.
Gwen Stefani, huge hulking jaw, severe underbite
Jerry Seinfeld, big jaw, underbite
Sylvester Stallone, down tilted outer eye area
Bruce Willis, the big queen, huge jaw
Charlize Theron (love her) but she has no cheekbone area to speak of.On profile, it goes straight down.
Angelina Jolie, big face, high forehead that has been somewhat surgically corrected with hairline realignment. See her early images. Freakishly long limbs, no waist and boxy hips.
Robert Downey Jr., eyes too round and placed too far apart.
Julia Roberts, Kate (Goldie's daughter), misaligned ears.
Prince Charles, outer brow ridge squeezed too tight and slants downward, overly long teeth
Jon Bon Jovi, flattened, smooth face like he's missing a chromosome.
Derek Jeter, mumps jaw
Jon Ham, small little mouth with no lips. Reminiscent of Fred Flinstone.
John Stamos, big nostrils on a piggy nose
Nicole Kidman, overly prominent upper lid area below eyebrows, sit obtusely over the deep set eye.
Scarlett Johannsen, big mishappen jaw and sloppy mouth area
John Stamos also has a belly button that looks like a growth.
Bollywood hunk Hrithik Roshan has got six fingers on one hand. Google him for grotesque proof.
I've never seen such detailed and minute nit picking on DL. Please do keep it up!
Daniel Craig is Alfred E. Newman's sexier brother.
Christina Ricci's giant forehead. Plus her body has strange, dwarf like proportions. Very similar to Reese Witherspoon.
Milla Jovovich's gummy smile and tiny little teethlets. I think she recently got them fixed.
Selma Blair's hairy forehead. The bare skin on her forehead is probably about the size of a quarter. The rest is all hair. Like the little boy from the Munsters.
Joaquin Phoenix should have been exposed to the elements immediately after birth. Backwards arms, one hip higher than the other and that cleft palate he denies having. Yeesh.
Ann Romney has a lantern jaw.
Judy, Liza, Britney - very wide, puffy top of the nose bridge.
Fergie, Teresa Giudice, Nicki Minaj - extremely small forehead.
DL seemingly considers eyes a flaw in general, at the very least if you can find any word at all to describe them.
OMG, yes, r147! Ann's jaw is MANLY!
R147(or anyone else), any insights about Michelle Obama?
Need we say anymore, R123?
What about Michelle, r152? That she is callipygian>?
Michelle Obama has an overhanging brow and "I Kill You" eyes. But her worst trait hasn't anything to do with her appearance, which she manages with flair and humor. It's the fact that she walks like a teamster, swinging her arms like Popeye and looking like she's heading to a bar.
Simon Cowell - baby bitch tits and Spanx-gut under the T-shirt with a too-short torso, bad eye job, and unconvincing "hair."
George Clooney - Big rickets-hips.
Mitt Romney - Crazy-beady eyes that are the window to his soullessness.
Sophia Loren - In the exact words of Marlon Brando, she had hair in her nose "thick, like asparagus."
Sigourney Weaver - "Gorillas in the Mist" face. She looks like she's wearing the makeup from "Planet of the Apes."
Melanie Griffith - Whatever the bad or good facial surgery she has, she has Rumer chin and an off-center mouth.
Meg Ryan - Whatever the bad facial surgery she has, she has a mouth that looks like a cock slit.
Robert Pattinson's face is so flat it looks like his head was beat in with a shovel. His nose is also totally crooked.
Mitt Romney has the eyes of a slightly intelligent dog. Like a Siberian Husky. Jennifer Aniston has these eyes, too.
Claire Danes has a freakishly long torso.
Joseph Gorden Levitt has the squinty eye problem.
Drew Barrymore has a very odd profile.
Michelle walks like a damn storm trooper and has a severe underbite.
Daniel Craig looks like a Russian mobster from generations of peasant stock. Low slung ears. Cold, too light eyes.
Slightly intelligent dog. Oh that takes the cake!
OMG! Katie Couric's sloppy mouth area. Anderson Coopers small pinched face. Big nose with a slit for a mouth, kinda like Mel Gibson and Russell Crowe. Small mouth with big, wide nose with the weird nose tip to top lip wonky ratio. Early pics of Madonna have this but she got it evened out with a nose sculpting. Not a full on nose job in one shot.
Gwyneth Paltrow's too big front veneers that make her lisp. She could benefit from some eyebrow hair transplants as well. Look at her brother Jake to get a sense of her original face before the nose jobs. Needs her lower lids tightened up AGAIN. So baggy at the end of the night.
LeAnne Rimes, nostrils bigger that her eye circumference
Should I go on?
Shocking in person was Debra Messing. So cute on film but in real life her eyes are slightly buggy and she's sporting a Jewish Girl's 16th Bday nose job that is an abomination. Plastic surgeons call it the "Parrot Beak" when a hooked nose was chopped down in one swell swoop and leaves an odd tip back in her teen years time. You know what I mean. She never went in for the revision or did and it was botched.
Harry Styles has four nipples
R158 - Kate Hudson has almost the same body as Claire. Jewel, the singer, had no ass even when she was chubby.
whatever the hell has happened to Matthew Mc's face, damn
Steven Tyler's mouth
Ann Romney's lantern jaw makes her look like Buzz Lightyear.
Connie Britton has a teeny, tiny forehead.
Anne Hathaway's features are so big for her head that she resembles one of the pinhead girls from "Freaks."
Blake Lively's mouth looks like she had a stroke. Drew Barrymore sometimes looks this way, too.
Kate Moss's eyes look like those of a hammerhead shark. Is this a Brit feature? Robert Pattinson has something of the hammerhead about the eyes. Speaking of Kate Moss and Brits, Pete Doherty looks like the monster from Goonies.
Kate Moss has worse problems than her eyes - she has a dent on the side of her nose that she did not have when younger.
Megan Fox has weird stubby thumbs. So does Vince Vaughn.
Jennifer Garner's baby toe overlaps the top of her foot.
Oh relax.It is all in good fun and illuminates the fact that to be a celebrity today does not demand perfection. Quite a difference from former decades where the bar was set so high, looks wise.
Ever see a still shot of Tom Cruise's nose in profile? Wonder why he never got it bobbed? Me, too.
Julia Roberts walks like a mule or horse or whatever...her feet are bigger then Sasquatch, I guess she can't help it.
He's really no longer a celebrity, but Mika has the ugliest feet I've ever seen.
Is he going to play piano with those toes?
Heather Morris (Brittany from "Glee") has a neck and shoulders like a linebacker.
"Quite a difference from former decades where the bar was set so high, looks wise."
Huh? A lot of the big stars of the past were considered less than stunningly attractive - Bette Davis, Humphrey Bogart, James Cagney, Fred Astaire. Clark Gable was told his ears were too big and Jimmy Stewart was told he was too skinny.
r186, Britney Spears also has "Linebacker Neck"
Someone beat me to it about Kelly Ripa's weenus belly button.
Vince Vaughan's thumb.
Stephen Colbert's ear.
I saw Lili Taylor in a play once and was shocked by her long, ape like arms.
Milla Jovovich has weird, large hands.
Lil Taylor also has an unusual face.
Tom Cruise's two front teeth are shifted over a half tooth. Where most people have the space lined up evenly with the nose, Tom has an entire tooth ther, instead of the space. Always thought it was my imagination until someone mentioned it here.
Miss Cillian Murphy, the world's most beautiful actress, is rumored to have a penis somewhere.
Tyler Perry's long, narrow face and baby-sized mouth.
Up for the attacking of minutia.
Claire Danes' torso has always bothered me. She always accentuates her flat chest for some reason.
I've seen Witherspoon in person. Very pretty and you don't notice her chin. But on film and in photos - yikes!
Lance Armstrong's heart - ironically three times larger than most people's
Cee Lo's hands seem to be growing out of his chest.
Javier Bardem is a stud. But his flat profile looks like an anvil flattened his forehead and nose into one same plane.
I thought Cruise had that fixed, R191. I remember he wore braces for awhile during the time he shot those two movies with Spielberg. But, yeah, I use to notice that as well whenever he smiled.
Oddly his smile is one of his most famous characteristics as a star.
Tori Spelling owns this thread. From her bug eyes, big-boned face to her bizarre boob job that can't meet to make a proper cleavage.
Fergie's low hairline. Kick-ass figure and amazing singer live, though.
Judd Hirsch has huge nostrils that could inhale Toledo.
Kim K's rear. It's a freak of nature, so equine-like and way out of proportion for her figure. It won't age well w/ her.
Matthew McConnaughey has unusually short upper arms from shoulder to elbow for his stature, like T-Rex arms.
ScarJo's nose-to-lips area. Her lips look like a blister about to pop.
Paris Jackson is gorgeous -- as long as she keeps her ears covered by her hair.
Heidi Klum, wide pelvis, even w/ a flat tummy after 4 kids.
The female co-host on Access Hollywood who sits next to Billy Bush. She is a very petite brunette with a huge head and big jawline face on very narrow shoulders.
Katie Couric, Kate Middleton, and the tall NBC host who took Ann Curry's job, nearly invisible lips.
"Paris Jackson is gorgeous -- as long as she keeps her ears covered by her hair"
Same goes for Kate Hudson - her ears are dumbo-like so she is smart to wear her hair long.
Whatsherface from Once Upon a Time also has huge ears and that short hairdo isn't doing her any favors by showing them off.
I've never noticed these so-called t-rex arms.
Julia Roberts and that gaping, black maw of a mouth. She would have been great in porn. She could suck a dozen cocks at once.
Anyone remember Tara Reid's bizarre looking abdomen due to surgery gone wrong?
Goldie Hawn's bangs.
Scarlett would look better if she thinned her nose just a touch.
Adrien Brody and Javier Bardem looked much better young. Their features will not age well.
GOOP also has dumbo ears and is long waisted.
I think Anna Wintour actually wears the sunglasses because her eyes ruin her face and she knows it.
Thanks to whoever mentioned Penelope Cruz's torso, its odd but she has big enough boobs to help a bit. I've seen her in person and her face is stunning. In photo it looks too small.
Jane Fonda looks too much like her dad for my taste.
Cat Deeley's crooked nose drives me crazy!
Natalie Portman has a very big head compared to her body.
Natalie is also bottom heavy (comparatively).
A large head relative to the body within reason is ideal for movie actors.
Hispanic actor with resorbed twins head on his shoulder.
English singer with four nipples probably due to a resorbed twin.
Oh, man! I thought you said "unused" and not "unusual" and figured I owned ths thread.
Notice that people who find Kristen Stewart to be beautiful always have wonky jaw area and big chins themselves...but don't see it as a flaw.
Holly Marie Combs' forehead and nostrils/
I wonder whether the difference in height between Claire Danes and Jessica Simpson is all in the torso.
Oh my god, how were Val Kilmer's elbows not mentioned? Watch the scene in 'Heat' when he gets something out of the trunk, it will cahnge your life.
Kaley Cuoco's weird, stumpy body. Long torso and also appears almost midget-like.
I wouldn't call Kaley stumpy. She has an unusual face.
Jensen Ackles is an odd case. He's beautiful even with a wonky eye, a concave chest, moobs, and a terrible case of bowed legs that cause this clomping gait. All together he's lovely though.