"I feel bad for the ugly one. Could you imagine having to deal with two smoking hot brothers."\
Yeah, I sort of do, too. Talk about getting an inferiority complex. To have these sex gods as brothers and to be borderline fugly. I mean, not even passably cute.\
And you know he''s well aware of it. I mean, he''s not blind.\
My niece summed it up when I gave her a Jonas Bros. calendar at Christmas. Each brother had 4 months and her reaction was, "I love it but one-third of the year I have to look at *that*..."
I like his hairy pits.
I hope Joe hasn''t given Chris Brown any man pussy yet.
Chris Brown has to have the ugliest smile, he almost looks handicapped.
OP, there are hotter guys at your local gym.\
Why are gays so star struck?
Is that photo real, R46?
Dear God, Lord in Heaven! Hallow be thy name!!!
Pass the smelling salts!
[quote]Hallow be thy name!!!%0D\
Actually, that''s my name. My partner is Round John Virgin. %0D
Both brothers have nice nips, although Nick''s look slightly puffier/better. I''m more in love with Nick''s armpit hair, though; that boy had a full bush in his early teens, and his underarms seem to get hairier every passing year.\
I agree with whomever said they were going to have big - and not the sexy kind of big - asses in a few years. Joe is halfway to a collapse of Sarsgaard proportions.
Lots of silence about the oldest Jonas. The last time he made the news was when he mentioned he and his wife don''t sleep in the same bedroom. He snores!
Which two brothers are supposed to be very close and "speculated on"? Is it Nick and Joe? Isn''t there some combined name they have, like "Jick" or something?
Are you saying they have sex with each other? Like the Peters Twins?
I''d gladly suckle any part of his anatomy that''s capable of becoming erect.
Hottest. Thread. Title. EVER.
Loving Nick''s Naughty Nipples
That''s not even an armpit bush. That''s an armpit jungle. I want a deep inhale.
Joe and Nick are straight, Kevin is said to be the gay one and married early to hide his sexuality.\
It seems that Nick and Joe are closer, probbaly b/c they are both straight, while Kevin, being gay, is a little more removed from them.
There was some video of them recently doing a sketch for some online comedy show. Joe is clearly more shy than Nick and Kevin. I think Nick is the only straight one, and Joe would give his left arm for Nick before he would Kevin.
Joe isn''t straight. He''s very protective of Nick who is straight.
His nipples, like everything about him besides his bank account, seem average at best.
In August, he''ll star in a Los Angeles production of the musical Hairspray alongside Drew Carey and Darlene Love at the Hollywood Bowl.%0D\
"Musical theater has a fond spot in my heart," says Jonas, who made his Broadway debut at 7 and released his first album at 12. "Hopefully, I''ll be able to do more of it." %0D\
Nick, won''t age well, but I would BURY my face in his ass right now. Sublime.
It'd be cool to watch Joe eat out Nick's ass
Anyone got a pic of the OP?
Is it true that they are of mixed race ancestry? That Disney told them to tell everyone that their grandfather, some blues singer from Louisiana, is actually their stepgrandfather? They do have an exotic, not-quite-white look and they have really coarse and curly hair.
[quote]Lots of silence about the oldest Jonas. The last time he made the news was when he mentioned he and his wife don't sleep in the same bedroom. He snores!
On the Jonas reality show, the other bedroom isn't mentioned.
OH my word, that kid is ugly. His nipples bend he's so fat...
Lordy I hope his parents see the light and quit feeding him. He'll be in whale pants by the time he hits 16.