"When Ryan was sixteen his father died. Ryan collected his Social Security benefits until age eighteen, which he saved for college."\
Oh, the irony!\
"The reason I got involved in public service, by and large, if I had to credit one thinker, one person, it would be Ayn Rand."\
He requires all staffers to read "Atlas Shrugged".\
Seriously, Ayn Rand, should be treated the same way "Mein Kampf" is received. People who love Rand, shouldn''t be getting elected in America.
when you do, use my fenis
In whose universe is Paul Ryan good-looking? With that beaky nose and those perpetually bloodshot eyes and that freaky hair, he looks like Ichabod Crane to me. Yuck.
R8 has it right. Ryan looks weird, like an alien. Certainly not hot.
Ryan looks like Matthew Morrison. He and Morrison could get a Samantha/Serena thing going on GLEE.
He''s probably not very clean back there OP.
You mean like this, R11?%0D\
Lolz. Separated at birth!
Fine. But don''t use lube. And spit in his mouth when you''re done. And no reach-arounds, either.
He''s kind of cute. I''d probably take him if I had the chance. Anyone know how old he is?
He gets a ZERO from HRC. He wants to amend the US Constitution to enshrine anti-gay bigotry. He''s really not hot at all.
R31- sorry, you''re blind. You must be a hideous troll. \
He''s the love child of Hitler and old Dick Van Dyke.\
I''m always taken aback by some of the people DLers find hot, but this is ridiculous. Only a complete freeper would find this eyesore "hot".
I figured a man of this supposed hotness must have some shirtless pix somewhere on the internet. Alas, no.\
He''s not our kind anyway, he wishes poor, gay and disenfranchised people ill, so let''s just move it along.
He is fucken hot!! I''ll let him do me doggie style\
as I hold on to his big ears and shout economic antics..
[quote]I really want to fuck Paul Ryan in the ass.\
Why don''t you write him and tell him so, OP?
I want to fuck him up the ass too OP but not for the same reasons.
We should all email him and tell him so.
Some gay men amaze me how hard up they are that they will lust over someone who is a total jerk and anti-gay. Pathetic. Get some dignity.
You SHOULD be ashamed
Well, OP, if you''re over 65, then Ryan is certainly willing to fuck you up the ass.
Will Jeri film it?
Only if you tweet a photo of the act, OP.
I''d fuck any of the Paul Ryans except Roger Howarth.
Dude does not look good.
You got it wrong, OP, he''s going to fuck you, and every American in the ass instead.
You''re crazy OP, CRAZY!
[quote]Some gay men amaze me how hard up they are that they will lust over someone who is a total jerk and anti-gay. Pathetic. Get some dignity.\
You SHOULD be ashamed\
I agree, it''s like our gays need to think with their head, and not with their dicks.
R4 Well, politics aside, and frankly I can''t recall EVER asking anyone I fucked in the ass if he was liberal or conservative, and it would not have mattered at that point anyway .. anyway, since Rep. Ryan''s blue eyes initially aroused me, I have been paying attention to him. My diligence paid off when a camera caught him rising from a chair and turning away to greet someone a brief stretch away. I can report that his rear end qualifies magnificently in all clothed parameters.
His personality and politics are such a turn-off.%0D\
If you MUST fuck him in the ass, make sure there is sand in the lube.%0D\
This thread is an EPIC FAIL!
[quote]I really want to fuck Paul Ryan in the ass.%0D\
OP - Ryan''s Medicare Plan is the dildo, and Seniors are the ones who''ll put it to use. %0D\
[ITALIC]Way to go, Congressman![/ITALIC]
I would like to stick a red hot poker up his ass, does that count?
I think he''s totally butt-ugly. And it has nothing to do with his politics. He''s no Aaron Shock, that''s for sure.
He''s 6''2" with 5% body fat.
If you do ever get the chance to fuck Paul Ryan in the ass, I hope your dick breaks off before you cum.
[quote]He''s no Aaron Shock\
But Shock''s a total girl. Dealbreaker.
I agree with OP. I think Ryan is hot. But then, I also found Justice John Roberts hot too. Anyone with nice eyes gets my attention.
with all the gym workouts he has done over the years, someone has seen his junk - com''on give us the details !!!
This ryan guy is a fuckin douce bag teabagger, not only does he want to get rid of medicare & ssi, he also wants to cut pensions too for peeps who have worked thier asses off for 30 yrs, this no good fucker needs voted out in nov,PERIOD and to any of you asswipes who voted for him,,You need to have a labotomy.
You might want to explore with a therapist why you're attracted to psychopaths, OP.
Tim Ryan is much cuter! He's gained weight but he's very hot
Let's all do a tweet bomb about how we want to fuck him in the ass!
Don't feel ashamed 'I am so ashamed' because I want to not only fuck him in the ass but I want to rim it too! He is cute! I am a Marxist and cannot wait to get him alone in a re-education camp when we take over.
I don't see the attraction. He's one of those raw-boned geek types whose eyes are red and who leers with smug delusions of superior knowledge. His ass is surprisingly flabby and his dick is one of those skinny-pencil-types with tiny balls.
R36 Ryan is a fitness freak. To extremes. Look at those shoulders. Oh, you can bet some shirtless pics will make their way out.
P.S. He's a top.
He's in good shape. But he looks like a Nazi.... and not in the hot Aryan, stormtrooper fantasy way, but in that icky beady liederhosen in the basement (I know he's Irish but I am merely talking about his appearance) way.
"I really want to fuck Paul Ryan in the ass."
This is why WE hate us.
He might be available for rent when the Romney campaign crashes. Just hold on a little while!
You may have your dick up his ass, OP, but you and your kind -will be the ones being fucked by this bugged-eyed asshole.
And so will you, r75, and the rest of America. At least I get a cum-load out of it.
After watching him just dominate the entire introduction ceremony this morning, I have to admit I just shot a load thinking about him.
I think Obama is really in trouble now.
And I am not a woman - I say this as a gay man who voted for Obama.
A good many of these topics are started by freepers these days anyway.
But I'm wondering if Paul Ryan is any relation to Irene Ryan, "Granny" of Beverly Hillbillies fame?
I think I'll start that rumor.
DL has appalling taste in men
Gays are appalling. Period.
Take it from someone who doesn't care if a guy is D or R, as far as just collecting pics of them if they're hot. I've collected Tim Tebow and Scott Brown's pics, they're hot slabs of beef, it doesn't mean I approve of their worldviews. When Paul Ryan first made the news he did seem to turn me on and I googled his pics, but then I didn't end up collecting any. He's just not a good enough specimen of his type. Perhaps some are overrating his sex appeal just to be contrarians, but that's really no different than denying he has any physical attractiveness just because he's a Republican.
r80 , Truer words were never spoken. They are their own worst enemy. A bunch of silly sissies who have dicks for brains... which I guess is why 98% of gay men are soooo fucked up.
Paul Ryan is known as Eddie Munster.
r23, his eyes are more dead than Hitler!
Anyone ever see his feets?
Any feets photos?
r82, that kind of hysterical (and homophobic, with the "sissies" crap and the "98% of gay men are trash" crap) response would be appropriate if someone was DATING an anti-gay Republican. It's totally out of proportion with someone saying they'd jerk off to a pic of one. Grow the fuck up.
at least he's hotter than Joe Biden
Michael Tomasky on Romney’s Stunning, Terrible Choice of Ryan for VP - The Daily Beast
That's the thing about men, straight or gay, they don't care about the person as a human being, they only care about the hole.
Men are inferior beings and straight or gay...they run this fucked up world.
Daddy Joe Biden could fuck me six ways to Sunday, R87.
[quote]He looks like Eddie from the Munsters.
I haven't read any of the VP news stories this morning and, frankly, didn't know who Paul Ryan was. But as soon as I read the Eddie Munster comment I knew [italic]exactly[/italic] who this guy was!
Thanks for this picture, R15. :-)
I just can't wait till he's Vice President.
Eric Cantor, whose law school classmates as a group had just always assumed he was gay, is much better looking.
He has such a gray complexion and could pass for 50. Smoker or just a really poor diet?
God, gay men are stupid. I bet a good chunk of you vote for him based on his fuckability. Total morons! You probably deserve the shit they'll give you guys when they take charge. Good luck with that!
The critical point is that the Republican Presidential candidate will be running on the VP candidate's agenda.
Obama should debate Ryan. Rmoney stands for nothing. Ryan has set the agenda.
Rmoney has thrown in the towel.
Winner: Marco Rubio.
Romney isn't winning the election. And anyone stupid enough to still think that at this point isn't worth responding to. It's mid August already and there's been no big boost or interest. It's over.
McCain had already had major momentum at this point, and it had for a brief moment looked as if he were going to win the election. The unraveling didn't start until September.
Romeny isn't even in the same league as THAT. He's not even good enough to have had one huge surge in popularity.
It's done. Over. Obama's got it so stop being such ninnies. To get so hysterical because someone finds a Republican cute is asinine. Stop being such "delicate flowers" and fearing the morons in the Republican party. Grow a pair.
OP, Paul Ryan wants to fuck you in the ass, too.
But the Anal Rand way, not the DL way.
How distressing, in a tiny way I guess, when the Limbaugh-loving gay guys I worked with went nutz over W's flight suit package.
It's stink kink.
r41, not the OP,but I get it. He is hot.
I still loathe the guy.
But just stating a fact: most would find him hot.
He's only "hot" if you're desperate.
He looks like Ichabod Crane.
I don't want to see Paul Ryan with or without a shirt. I wish he would go to hell so I would never see him again
R102/R103 I'm surprised this is coming from someone who likes to disparage blacks and refer to the "N word" in other threads.
What's your problem?
[quote] I really want to fuck Paul Ryan in the ass.
So, you go for the the Eddie Munster type?
DL standards for men have always been low, but this is really pushing it.
R108, dear fellow, you misunderstood.
I was upbraiding the OP over his proposition.
Surely my own weakness of expression, and no want of your own wit.
[quote]DL standards for men have always been low, but this is really pushing it.
I agree. My standards are pretty low, and even [italic]I[/italic] think he's repulsive.
He looks like a Kennedy.
You THINK you want to do that.
I have seen him naked. It's all dingle berries down there.
He wears briefs too. He looks ridiculous and of course he doesn't manscape and he's pasty white.
It's not a pretty sight down there.
If it's consolation, our site is the one the campaign uses to see what the gays think. Seriously, they weren't looking to pick up any votes.
wonder how big his dick is????
In just a few years he'll be able to fellate his own nose. And if he doesn't get that thyroid under control those eyes are going to pop right out of his leathery head.
Someone beat you to it, OP. From the looks of it, it was a genuine case of "I'm going to fuck your brains out," because the now hollow cranium is imploding.
He's got smegma and he isn't even uncut
He'll be fucking you up the ass if he and Mr. Lucky Underpants get into office.
You have my permission.
Ugly flat-assed Paul Lyan, no thanks, I don't do cartoon characters, especially people that rob from the poor.
Gross. He has dead fish eyes and looks like a zombie. Surely you could do better.
I WANT TO FEEL HIS ASSBLOOD ON MY DICK
You can tell by looking at him he has dingle berries and uses deodarant instead of showing properly
I want to suck paul ryan off,and swallow a big load of his hot juicy cum,and then rim him out,then suck him off again!
He has dingle berries for sure. You're sick
He looks like a Broadway chorus boy from the 1950's.
I got a good look at him today. Boxers. A Heavyweight, swinging freely.
The closest I'd get to that cesspool of an asshole is with a big dildo with a handle on the end. I'd rip him good, and demand he apologize and recant all of his rightist pandering whist reaming him into ecstasy.
You're a whore ass far as I'm concerned, OP.
If this hasn't been said before it bears stating:
You really want to fuck Paul Ryan in the ass?
Interesting, because Paul Ryan really, really wants to fuck YOU in the ass.
He wants to fuck ALL of us in the ass.
[To be precise: He wants to fuck 99% of us.]
Fucking rich kid.