- Fill your fleet with Clorox and make sure you hold it in for at least an hour. Go to hospital and have emergency surgery. Then poop in a bag for the rest of your life.
- The only thing worse that pubic shaving.
- I find hooking up your bidet tap to a bottle of Clorox Bleach seems to do the trick. This process will strip your anus of any color while at the same time, making you feel fresh as a daisy down there.
- I think it looks much better than a dark ring around the ass. Do you think Brent Corrigan does it? He has a nice asshole.
- A true lady who seeks to ensure her husband is never affronted by the unsightly vision of a brown rosebud need look no further than the tried and true Porcelana.
http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=porcelana&hl=en&prmd=ivns&biw=1920&bih=961&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&um=1&ie=UTF-8&cid=7812682727386852906&sa=X&ei=BGCrTbelF5HQiAKN083vDA&ved=0CGoQ8wIwAw#
- OP, just who do you think will be staring at your hole all day?\
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Save the money for some face work.
- I make sure I have someone eat da poo poo every day. I''m fresh as a flower, in under one hour!
- Ring around the asshole, ring around the asshole!\
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Those dirty rings! You try scrubbing, you try soaking them out. And still you get--\
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Ring around the asshole!
- OP, you can buy anal bleaching creams so you can do it in privacy at home. Otherwise you''ll have to suck up every bit of pride you''ve ever had or ever will have and have a technician do it for you in a salon.\
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You should know however that one of the ingredients in the bleaching solution "hydroquinone" is a known carcinogen and for that reason anal bleaching is banned in some European cities (but not in the USA)
- Why am I crying without tears?
Anal Blech
- I think Donald Trump bleaches the skin under his eyes. Have you noticed them? They''re so white!
- Trump does not bleach the skin under his eyes. He just has no idea how to apply his bronzer. Look at this picture. Notice the skin around his eyes and at his temple where he has left the bronzer off. The very fact that he would go out in public much less allow his picture to be taken looking like a god damned reverse raccoon shows that the man is a complete idiot.
http://i52.tinypic.com/2e5nzoz.jpg
- Clorox Wipes with Bleach. Seriously, you''ll never think about household cleaners in the same way again.
- ugh, he looks like Emperor Palatine.
http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/2009/08/palpatine_edit.jpg
- I don''t know about the anal bleaching, but I wish I had never started with my anal dreadlocks. My pubic dreadlocks look ok, they even make nice nut nesting material, but those anal dreadlocks sure require a lot of maintenance.
delicate pooper
- LOL! R7 R8 R10 R13. Thanks for laughs. There haven''t been that many around here lately.
- What's the best anal bleaching product out there?
- Ancient Chinese Secret: Calgon!
- How hard could it be, OP? I bleach my pussy daily!
Cheryl
- Who here has played Anal Ring Toss?
- [quote] Otherwise you'll have to suck up every bit of pride you've ever had or ever will have and have a technician do it for you in a salon.
Do they even do that in salons!?!?
- What's the point if you're not spreading your ass cheeks in porn?
- R21, I did ask at my local Super Cuts, and was asked to leave. ...this was a more upscale Super Cuts that does waxing as well as mani/pedi.
- What the fuck did you have ruin a perfectly good fucking thread with mention of fucking Donald Trump.Fuck you.
- This fuckbuddy I used to have had a great cock, but he desperately needed to have this done, but how do you bring up this subject?
- You would think that Makeup Artist's Choice would have a home kit by now.
How about dental peroxide gel and a mirror?
Watch Margaret Cho get it done professionally...
http://www.logotv.com/video/episode-5-dr-9021-cho/1651945/playlist.jhtml
- Im confused. Does anal bleaching do something other than remove hair on your hole?
- OP, I hope you are kidding. Because everyone else is. Do NOT attempt this at home.
- Smear peanut butter around your holy grail and let the weasels at it. It'll be as clean as a whistle.
A raw, red whistle.
- Thanks for the laugh, r29.
- Do you have a dog, OP?
- Our secret is called Pearl Cream.
Nancy%20Kwan
- I tried licorice extract on a hyperpigmented brown spot I'd had for 25 years and it was gone in one month. Not sure how it would work on the hole...
- OP
There are skin bleaching producs that people use for their armpits, backside, or to lessen body marks and so on.
Asking your dermatologist for treatments/ other options is the best solution for something like this. Relax, they get asked about this a million times.
And remember, using wet wipes to clean yourself (like baby wipes) It's a great way to maintain a clean bottom.
- Crest Ass Strips.
- There's a place in the LA area that's famous for anal bleaching, Pink Cheeks. They have a website where you can order kits to anal bleach at home.
- What causes the need for this? Not wiping? You can get skid marks on your own skin?
Confused
- this is a *serious* suggestion (clorox? lol) that I want to share with anyone who is actually interested in safe, at-home anal bleaching.
The answer is a Vitamin C serum. It's extremely safe and is DIY. Just create a solution of 10-20% vitamin C crystals in distilled water (can add glycerin for consistency) and apply to the dark areas. It should gradually fade the dark skin.
Over time, vitamin C at this percentage should also result in the production of elastin and collagen so you will have the anal skin of a gayling FOREVAH!
anal-skin%20beauty%20expert
- OP, in your case I suggest you drink the bleach, lots of it. Surely some will come out the other end!
- The only way I would EVER consider rimming someone is if he douched with bleach first. So I guess it's never gonna happen.
- That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby!
My%20asshole%20smells%20like%20a%20Pacific%20NW%20forest
- Do you think those Tide stain pens would work?
- gayling thread
- I revived this thread to give my vitamin C recommendation and now you all have ruined it with clever replies. Thanks eldergays :p
- R38/R44=got his medical degree from ITT Technical Institute.
- Wipe your ass and keep your hole clean. You will never have to worry about bleaching. Staining of the area is caused by not cleaning properly. Now you know. Ewwwwwww.
- R46 uh no. Many white people develop darker anal skin and it has nothing to do with hygiene. Porn stars either have it bleached or sometimes wear makeup over it.
if feces residue stained like that wouldn't most gays have completely stained penises?
- I don't understand what the point of this is.
Also, isn't it dangerous to be using hydroquinone cream around orfices like that when the chemicals could get inside of you.
- What in the world causes rectal staining? Not wiping well?
- it is an epidemic among gaylings.
- R48 almost no one uses hydroquinone for anal bleaching. Most people stay away from it completely, actually.
R49 It's not usually staining. The entire perinial area on white people (which would include the anus, scrotum, penis) tends to have darker pigmentation that other skin. The reason I'm sure it's not staining is that I actually suffered from vitiligo in the perinial area and gradually lost all the pigment (yes, white people can get vitiligo too).
anyone who doesn't notice the dark skin can't have seen many naked white people or anuses.
- [quote]almost no one uses hydroquinone for anal bleaching. Most people stay away from it completely, actually.
Then what do they use?
- I know SNL once made a reference to the Kardashian sisters having it done, but I don't know if that was based on anything.
- Toothbrush and baking soda. Gentle circular motions.
- Not all of us white people have doo-doo stains. You're some nasty mofos.
- R52 there are many ingredients that lighten the skin. The best imo is vitamin C as it is very safe and topical application has been studied extensively.
I think most commercial skin lighteners use arbutin or kojic acid. Vitamin C isn't used as much because it is unstable. But a lightening serum can be made at home use vitamin C crystals (10-20%) and distilled water.
Vitamin C is also amazing for facial skin because it is an anti-oxidant and promotes the production of elastin and collagen.
- Im naturally pink.
- Corrected.
I naturally stink..
R57
- Since when did "porn stars do it" become a good reason for doing something?
- It's not just white people that have darker pigmentation in the genitals and anal area. Blacks and Asians have it too. I think it's more pronounced on Asians, actually. Blacks can even get a bluish appearance, and I'm not trolling I just don't know how better to describe it. Check below for what I mean..
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-z-InFBBGqRI/T7H75IJCsKI/AAAAAAAAAyA/cGPY2CjM5Q0/s800/allnakedblackmen001.jpg
- I love a black ass with a sweet pink love hole.
- R60 Mr. Marcus! Yum!
- This must be a problem for you Southern Belles. We Yankee ladies with our alabaster skin tones have pinkish, northern European honey holes. .. I have no idea as to what you should do. .. Perhaps, just leave the lights off
- Is this why people get their gentles bleached? Is this what gay men consider sexy?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=35704,filename=001.jpg
- [quote]Is this why people get their gentles bleached?
What are "gentles"? Anything like "my fine washables," or "unmentionables"? I only use Woolite.
- R60 I said white people because I have had the opportunity to "inspect" the perineal area of many white men but not that of many black or asian men. I was speaking from my own experiences.
Here is a (Eastern European?) porn performer who has unbleached anal skin. This subject has particularly dark pigment around his anus:
http://xhamster.com/movies/1012809/fun_sticks_04.html
The%20Anal%20Inspector%20
- OP, Xtreme Brite is suppose to be good. I am an escort, so I have to make every inch of my body look good.
- If you don't look good, we don't look good!
- I can't believe people think the pigmentation around the undercarriage is from staining. What a bunch of childish retards. It's because the area is never properly exposed to sunlight.
- I never realized having a ring around your a-hole is a problem? I always thought that was just...normal.
- [quote]testing
[quote]testing
- shreeeeeeeeek.
